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Author has written 19 stories for Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, House, M.D., and Life on Mars. Read my fanfictions on: http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=247158 Read my regular stories on: http://www.fictionpress.com/~culf I'm just a crazy Star Wars and LotR fan, so I felt like writing fanfictions. I'm a girl, but apart from that, I really don't want to tell that much about myself. What I am GOING to tell you is everything about what I like in Star Wars and LotR. Oh, and I want to tell you who my favorite fanfiction writer is. Her name is Talking Hawk, and she writes LotR fanfics. You may read her work here on fanfiction.net, or on www.barrowdowns.com (That's where I discovered her.) K, over to SW and LotR. My favorite character in LotR is Samwise Gamgee. *drools* Sam: Hey, I'm married, remember? Besides, I don't think your my age just yet. Culf: Ain't a girl allowed to dream? Well there's always my favorite in Star Wars, Han Solo. *Drools even more* Han: Forget it sister. Your not my type. *I* prefer Princesses. Culf: I can be your princess!!! Please, let me be your princess. Han: No way! *runs and hides as Culf gets THAT look on her face.* From behind a rock: And as Sam over there said, I'm a bit old for you. Culf: Come on Han, we can make it work. We can have everything. A home, car, even a dog!!! Oh, I forgot. You already have Chewie. Well, we could keep him in a little doghouse outside our house. *Chewie runs in, starting to choke Culf, Lando-style.* Culf: Sorry Chewbacca. *tries to breath* I didn't mean it. *aah* You can stay inside with us. *Chewie let's go, and Culf falls to the floor, fighting for air.* Culf: *under her breath* Over my dead body. Chewie hears her, and make sure she gets exactly what she asked for, causing her to end her bio. Everyone: YAY!!! Sam: I hope you may excuse Culf for all this, as she said, she's just a crazy Star Wars and Lord of the Rings fan. Well, even though this "Chewbacca" *DID* kill her, we may be able to put some of her stories out on this site. Everybody:Boooooooooooo... Culf:Hey, just because I'm dead, it doesn't mean that I don't have feelings. Read my stories, then you can boooo me all you want. Although I prefer reviews like "Beautiful story Culf." or "What a great story Culf." Or even "I absolutely *LOVED* your story Culf." Anyway, as I said, you are allowed to boooo me, but I'd prefer it if you didn't. *Culf does as she did a few minutes ago.* *Drops dead* Everybody: Finally. YAY! Note: Timwe Othas is the same story as Man of Stars, but I thought I'd uplode it under LotR as well. NOT A SLASH, nor a Legolas mush. To qoute our beloved Kellie "Torch him, torch him!!!" (Not Leggy, Orli) PS. I just had to add a favorite quote I just found. It goes like this: "Had Mara succeeded and killed Luke in Jabba's palace, well. . . I wonder how Han Solo would actually like saying, `Yes, Lord Vader. More polish on those boots immediately.'" Culf: *sniggers* Han: Hey... Culf: coughharklaugh I've started writing stories that aren't fanfictions. (actually, I did that before I started writing ff's, but now I've started publishing them on the internett as well), and I just want you to know that these stories means a lot to me. A whole lot more than my fanfics, so what you say about them in reviews gets a lot more personal for me as well. I would really love som feedback on them, and I'm dying to find a norwegian beta-reader for a book I'm writing. It's fantacy, but that doesn't mean it's a LotR rip off. If anyone out there is interested, I'd be eternaly greatful!!! | |||||||||||
1. Accident' implies no one is at fault » reviewsLife on MarsHot Fuzz crossover, because the similarities are to great for no one to do it.Nick and Danny are in a traffic collision and wake up in 1973.Life on Mars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-11-07 - Published: 10-19-072. Life on Serenity reviewsA series of Life on Mars drabbles, but each contain a quote from the wonderful scifi western Firefly.Life on Mars - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-07 - Complete3. Truths revealed reviewsHouse bumps into Arlene McNeil, wife of the paralyzed man he saves unknowingly in 3x01, and some secrets are revealed. I might write a second chapter if anyone wants me to.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-14-07 - G. House & L. Cuddy4. When the Mask Falls reviewsWhat goes on in the mind of a certain Skywalker when he realizes that, behind the mask, it was his father hiding all along?Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-5-05 - Luke S.5. Looking Back reviewsWhen I think back on all the horrible things I’ve done, something stands out above everything else" Angel recals the worst things he ever did. Doesn't mean it's all gore and blood. Just have a look. It's short and one-shot. (Why do I keep writing AngelAngel - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-25-04 - Angel & Spike - Complete6. And That Was How It Started reviewsWhat do you think happened on Kings Cross after Harry left with the Dursleys at the end of OotP? Here's my version, it's Ron, it's Hermione and it's fluff! Completed! R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-16-04 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete7. It started just like any other day reviewsMalfoy attacks, and one of the Golden Trio is hurt. What will come of it? RHr, but it's all HP POV. Please, R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-30-04 - Ron W. & Hermione G.8. Not What It Seems » reviewsJust imagine that fawks didn't turn up in the end of CoS. He did deliver the hat, and faught the basilisk, but then figured that his job was done and left. What would happen? Do you want to make me happy? Then review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-18-04 - Published: 5-14-03 - Draco M. & Hermione G.9. I see » reviewsIt's the end of OOTP, and Ginny watches Harry. No "Cocholat eyes met emerald green" Kind of sad. Songfic one post.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-22-04 - Published: 10-9-03 - Harry P. & Ginny W.10. A Rendezvous with Angelus reviewsPost-Intervention. Angel comes to town, and has a conversation with Spike. Complete, No slash. Read and reviewBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-11-04 - Spike & Angel - Complete11. I Never Liked Him Much reviewsSomeone we know thinks about Xander. Takes place somewhere before Willow goes bad, and after Spike moved out of Xanders basment. NO SLASH!Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-28-04 - Xander H. & Spike12. Anger reviewsVaders feelings in the trilogy. Angst, just thoughts. One post...Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-9-0313. Who is Vykk? » reviewsHan and Leia on a mission on Corellia. AUEU flashback... Just read and review, and you'll make a little girl very happy...Oh joy, I have updated at last.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-18-03 - Published: 2-2-0314. Too Late » reviewsJust an AU ending on the Chamber of Secrets. Please review!!! Then you'll make this little girl very happy!!! Imprtant Authors note. Complet.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-14-03 - Published: 4-16-03 - Harry P. & Ginny W.15. Tinwe Ohtas » reviewsA SW/LotR xover. DOES HAVE A PLOT!!! NO SLASH!!! Oh, and if you wondered, Tinwe Othas is supposed to be elvish for Star Wars. *UPDATED* PLEASE, R&R!!!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-18-03 - Published: 10-29-0216. Man Of Stars » reviewsX over. Where did Han, Leia and Luke go? Will you ever find out? If you read this, you will! No slash! PG to be safe. Some violence.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,969 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-17-03 - Published: 10-14-0217. Dream School reviewsThis is NOT mine. It belongs to my sister, and I would really like it if you read and reviewed it. It's her first fanfic ever, so please, be kind!!!Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-15-0218. Remeber What I Told You? reviewsThe story is an answer to a challenge which included writing a short story were you made your favorite character go bad *sob* Hope you like it. Please R&R And to all other Han fanatics as myself, please forgive me!!! NO SLASH!!!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-24-0219. Who is she? reviewsWhen Han, Luke, Leia and the rest of the gang is on their way back from Endor, Luke finds a hologram of a girl underneath his bed, and he confronts Han with it. R&R! No Slash!Star Wars - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-20-02
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