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Author has written 3 stories for Misc. Books, Ann Rinaldi, and Hunger Games. emeralda363 Author has written 3 stories for Misc. Books and Ann Rinaldi I HATE stereotypes. Bold those that fit you, and then post on your profile. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down... A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! A good friend Asks you to write down your number. A best friend Has you on speed dial. A good friend Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend Loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." A good friend Only know a few things about you. A best friend Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... A good friend Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. A good friend Would knock on your front door. A best friend will Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them. A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me. A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Now for my copy and pastes: If you are obsessed with Prince William copy and paste this on to your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books... copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE! If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! When life gives you lemons use them to squirt in the eyes of your enemys. When life gives you lemons, throw them back in life's face and demand grapefruit. Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America...are there handicap parking spaces in front of a skating rink. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't like certain classic stories copy and paste this to your profile. If you are a NevillexLuna shipper and still love it even after JK Rowling said it would never happen, copy this into your profile If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes andA real rags to riches Noble, put this in your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile. OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Quotes from Glee Hot cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make happy kids, and I can't have that.-Sue Sylvester What's that smell? It's coffee.It's usually masked by the smell of fear.-Sue Sylvester I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.-Kurt Finn:I miss getting hit. Kurt:Pure boyish insanity. OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Castle Quotes If you're so interested in what I'm doing, maybe you should ask your phone. I'm sure ther's an app for that. Alexis A real rags to riches story. Only problem is that the riches never seem to be yours. Castle Beckett: What kind of name is Nikki Heat? Castle: It's a cop name. Beckett: It's a stripper name. Castle: Somebody say murder? Hold on, I'll get my coat! Esposito: Look at him, all excited. Beckett: Yeah, like a kid at Christmas. Ryan: With a dead body under the tree.
17 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!!! 17.Grab money out of your bra in front of hot guys. | |||||||
1. Rachel Marsh 5 Years Later Journey to England reviewsI told her everything, my horrible life in the colonies, the beatings I had recieved. I could share my pain with her, but not the most important person. Her son.Ann Rinaldi - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-9-12 - Published: 8-3-10 - Complete2. The Choice I Made Long Ago reviewsMy version of how Katniss chooses between Peeta and Gale. She overhears Peeta and Gale talking about her, and decides to set the record straight. Takes place in Mockingjay.Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-8-11 - Gale H. & Katniss E. - Complete3. Josephine Best's WeddingThe book is: Josephine and the Soldier. The wedding of Josephine Best to Adam Morgan that the author didn't put in the book. Rated T to be safe.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Published: 8-3-10 - Complete
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