Patrick the Stump
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since: 07-31-10, id: 2473643, Profile Updated: 02-14-13
country: UK
Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter, and Perks of Being a Wallflower.

I'm Summer and I'm fifteen and I fangirl over bands and books and tv shows.


1. Aftershave Ocean reviews
Brad is just really, really doesn't know what the hell he feels for Patrick. Patrick is just really, really tired of waiting for Brad to make up his mind.
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-24-12 - Patrick & Brad - Complete
2. Ragamuffins » reviews
Because they're just teenage boys doing what teenage boys do - AlScor drabble collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-29-12 - Published: 3-2-12 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M.
3. Excuses reviews
Were Albus' cousins really stupid enough to believe that Scorpius had just happened to accidentally fall, half-naked, into Albus' bed? Apparently so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-30-12 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete
4. Snitches, Witches and Boystealing Bitches » reviews
'Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me' - Lucy Weasley is an innuendo spouting, big eared completely not-ginger-at-all fifteen year old girl with a pet owl that's channelling Voldemort's soul. Oh Merlin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-9-12 - Published: 8-27-12 - Lucy W.
5. Karamel Sutra reviews
Ice cream, in Lucy's opinion, was far better than sex - With a dead end job, a pointless degree and a rapidly expanding waist line, Lucy Weasley is pretty sure that she's having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of twenty-one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-9-12 - Lucy W. & Lorcan S.
6. Gracious reviews
I will never forget the plans and silhouettes you drew - There's no use trying to tie her down and keep her safe, she's always had that strange kind of wanderlust.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-1-12 - Dominique W. & Lorcan S. - Complete
7. Serendipity reviews
- a happy accident, in which Scorpius manages to get lost in his own house - 'It's not that big, I'll show you' - For Livvi :3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-29-11 - Scorpius M. & OC - Complete
8. Warm Milk and Cookies reviews
- 'Don't forget the honey.' Scorpius finds a way to calm Rose down. For Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-24-11 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete
9. The Northern Lights reviews
Lucy and Lorcan go exploring - merry christmas, Bethy :3
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-21-11 - Lucy W. & Lorcan S. - Complete
10. Counting Down the Days » reviews
We kissed in the corner and danced through the night - 25 nextgen christmas drabbles - &the bells were ringing out for Christmas day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 12-15-11 - Published: 12-2-11
11. Hearts on the Glass reviews
The only thing left was a weeping heart carved into the condensation - For Chi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-3-11 - James S. P. - Complete
12. Tickle reviews
The key to winning the fight is knowing your enemy's weakness - for Dee.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-16-11 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete
13. Binary Opposites reviews
The lines between a hero and a villain can be easily erased - Freeverse for Livvi.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-23-11 - Scorpius M. & Rose W. - Complete
14. One is not Amused reviews
What do you do when you find your best friends muse having a tea-party on the end of your bed - turn the castle upside down looking for said friend, of course. Especially when your own troublesome muse is just so not a-muse-ing at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-26-11 - OC
15. Cubicles reviews
Sometimes I think I'll die alone - I ran away, because that's what I do best. I'm a coward, really, you know?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-5-11 - Lucy W. & Louis W. - Complete
16. Marshmallows reviews
Who knew the road to Lucy's heart was paved with marshmallows? - LucyLorcan for Mad
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-23-11 - Lucy W. & Lorcan S. - Complete
17. Summer Rain reviews
Katie was many things, but she most definitely wasn't boring. - Katie/Oliver for Rachel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-21-11 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete
18. Beautiful Enemies reviews
Scorpius began to notice just how damn beautiful James Potter was - and he hated himself for it. Twelve short drabbles based around JamesScorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-16-11 - James S. P. & Scorpius M.
19. These Puzzle Pieces » reviews
These are the pieces of our lives, scattered across the floor, waiting to be put in place - a freeverse collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-12-11 - Published: 8-3-11
20. Closure reviews
Maybe she didn't need his touch, his kiss, his presence, after all. Maybe, all she needed was closure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-11 - Lucy W. & Teddy L. - Complete
21. Molly the Crazy Cat Lady reviews
When I look at my Great-Great-Aunt Muriel, who's possibly verging on seven billion years old by now, I always conclude that that's what I'm going to end up like; except I'll be much worse, because I'll have cats. - MollyII/Teddy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-28-11 - Molly W. & Teddy L. - Complete
22. Humanity » reviews
'As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existance is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being' - sometimes we forget that we're all human - 10 characters, 10 very human moments - oneshots, drabbles, freeverses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-23-11 - Published: 7-22-11 - Blaise Z. & Ginny W.
23. Getting Over Oliver Wood reviews
Being secretly – or not so secretly - in love with Oliver Wood isn't exactly what you'd call the most pleasant experience in the world. Judging by my history, I just seem to have an unhealthy obsession with guys who are just plain wrong for me -Katie/Zach
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-14-11 - Katie B. & Zacharias S. - Complete
24. The Summer Heat reviews
Scorpius is trying to get a certain redhead out of his system and Rose just wants to finish her darn book. Is the summer heat making everyone crazy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-21-11 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete
25. Hula Hoops reviews
Sleep deprivation, hula hoops and Water Goblins make for an interesting morning, especially when two conflicting blondes are involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-18-11 - Draco M. & Luna L. - Complete
26. Smile reviews
Smile, until those fragile little walls come crashing down - freeverse - Roxanne
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-31-11 - Roxanne W. - Complete
27. Capturing Beauty reviews
-'I'll do Graffiti if you'll sing to me in French'-There are two things in the world that Louis just can't paint. The first is the Sun rise. The second is Andréa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-29-11 - Louis W. & OC - Complete
28. Favourite Things reviews
Books, coffee and snow. The three things that I love the most in the world. But these three things just can't compete with the way that Teddy Lupin makes me feel. -MollyII/Teddy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-15-11 - Molly W. & Teddy L. - Complete
29. Tall Blond Someone » reviews
It wasn't love. At first, it wasn't even lust. It was just a constant burning need for his kisses and our hate based anti-relationship. It was so wrong, that somewhere between the hazy boundaries, it became right. ON HOLD FOR A WHILE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 3-25-11 - Published: 11-26-10 - Rose W. & Scorpius M.