Hi there nyah

call me Neko-chan!

age: 15

status: Single and Lovin' it.

FFFriends:

bcatty

mi.chan27

diamondpetals18

Iceyicecream

stefanielea92

Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or a Myspace account

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself because of your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did...

-- Read This --

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, put it in your profile

--Read this--

This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship...and so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..

1 "The great love that I have for you

2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3 grows every day. When I see you,

4 I do not even like your face;

5 the one thing that I want to do is to

6 look at other girls. I never wanted to

7 marry you. Our last conversation

8 was very boring and has not

9 made me look forward to seeing you again.

10 You think only of yourself.

11 If we were married, I know that I would find

12 life very difficult, and I would have no

13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 to give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17 able to care for me and help me.

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20 if you think this is the end. Do not try

21 to answer this. Your letters are full of

22 things that do not interest me. You have no

23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1. 3. 5. 7. 9. 11. 13. 15. 17. 19. 21. 23. 25. (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it again!

It's so smart & sweet...

--Read this--

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you think of me in your mind sometimes?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want to be with me forever?

Boy: No.

Girl: If I were to go away and leave you, would you cry?

Boy: No.

The girl had heard enough. She turns away, holding back her tears, and prepares to run away from the boy, but he grabbed her wrist, hugs her and said:

"I don't like you, I love you.

You're not pretty, you're beautiful.

I don't think of you in my mind sometimes, you're always in my mind.

I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.

And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die..."

Wasn't that sweet? Now put that on your profile if you care that much about somebody

47 Ways To

Annoy Your Best Friend

#1. Follow them around and keep asking the same stupid question no matter what answer they give

#2. Follow them around chanting, “Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? (Insert your friend’s name) stole the cookie from the cookie jar!”

#3. Give them nicknames that are unrelated to his/her real name. Ex: Paulina. Joe. Han Solo. Teddy Bear. Freddie.

#4. Ask loudly where babies come from. Keep asking them even if they claim they won’t tell you.

#5. On the off chance they get frustrated enough to tell you where babies come from (previously mentioned on number 4), look offended and claim they’re not taking you seriously.

#6. Whenever they’re done saying something snicker and say, “Yeah, like we’ll ever believe that!” very sarcastically.

#7. Poke them at random moments, and don’t give them a straight answer as to why you are doing it, either.

#8. Laugh at any and all ideas they come up with.

#9. Follow them around and tell people that they learned everything they know from you.

#10. Whenever anyone asks you about your friend say proudly, “We’re all very proud of him/her- all of us in the insanity response unit, that is. We just got him/her potty trained, too….”

#11. Rip, burn, and eat the ashes of their most beloved stuffed animal.

#12. Or, if you’re too compassionate to destroy the harmless toy, wait till their hyperactive younger sibling comes along and give the toy to them so they can do the job for you. If the kid says they won’t do it and your friend heard everything you said, run…run fast!

#13. Point and laugh at your friend whenever they pass you.

#14. Say bad things about them before they pass out of earshot.

#15. Try to get them to start a conga line.

#16. Clearly in view, smack yourself on the head with something hard, then throw it by your friend and claim loudly that they have wounded you.

#17. Kick them in the shins at random moments when they’re not looking, then run away.

#18. Wake them up early in the early hours of the morning with a bucket of water. Cold water.

#19. Put their hand in warm water while they’re sleeping.

#20. Cut their hair while they’re sleeping.

#21. Take their stuff and hide it.

#22. Go up to your friend and tell them you’ve done something to something in their room. See how long it takes them to work up the nerve to brush their teeth again (in fear you’ve dipped their toothbrush in the toilet).

#23. Walk up to your friend and say, “Damn, it feels good to be a hamster…” and walk away with no explanation.

#24. Laugh at them in general.

#25. Dye their hair rainbow colors by any means possible. See if they scream.

#26. Make a comment about how they’re putting on a little ‘poundage’ and see if they still continue to eat regularly.

#27. Get them a puppy for Christmas. Claim that since they’ve always wanted one, you finally raised the bar, from a hamster to a dog.

#28. Get them a Chiwawa as the aforementioned puppy. (An Irish Wolfhound would be a very, very stupid move at this point)

#29. Spread outlandish rumors about them. (Ex: ”Yeah, I’ve heard he’s/she’s even dated a queen/king,” Or: “I heard that to get out of prison once, the guards made him/her dress up as a girl/boy and pout.”)

#30. Show up in their room before they go to bed with warm milk and a lullaby in mind to help them sleep.

#31. Mimic your friend in an especially childish way whenever they speak.

#32. Ask them why they’ve got a stupid moped instead of a car. If they ignore you, continue to ask why they aren’t as cool or good-looking as their older/younger sibling.

#33. See how many rounds of “100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” they can take before they swear and threaten to beat you up.

#34. Claim #33 (above) was you testing their mental endurance. Claim they failed spectacularly.

#35. Whenever you discuss your friend’s strange behavior around you with others, always refer to him/her as the opposite sex.

#36. Replace all of his/her clothes with clothing that is 3 times smaller or larger then their normal size.

#37. Replace all of their prized possessions with hand made replicas you made with construction paper and glue, maybe even with tape.

#38. Scream the name “FRODO!” at your friend and then look disappointed when they don’t react. When they ask what a “Frodo” is, refuse to tell them because they didn’t recognize their "Sam”.

#39. Tell your friend, “The cat crows at dawn and the horse screams at noon,” and see how they react to this little bit of randomness.

#40. After you’ve finished telling them something, you must add (no matter what!) “But it’s just a rumor.” (Ex: “Julie told me to tell you that you guys are leaving tomorrow, but it’s just a rumor.”)

#41. Tell them you’re leaving to see if they cry out of sheer joy.

#42. Make up their own theme song and sing it whenever they enter the room, or walk, or eat, or something, anything at all…

#43. (In relation to #42) When they threaten to cut out your tongue if you continue to sing their theme song, smile and say, “Oh all right,” and begin to hum it.

#44. Offer your friend gum from one of those trick packs (you know, the ones that shock you or snap your fingers with a mini mousetrap).

#45. Play knock and run at their bedroom door. When they inevitably refuse to answer, open the door, step in and holler “Lucy! I’m hooomme!”

#46. Scream “You dropped your pocket!” whenever they’re concentrating on something hard.

#47. (In relation to everything on this list) When your friend tries to attack you and must be forcefully restrained, sigh and say, “I always said he/she was insane. I’ve known it for years,” even if you’ve only met them last month.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and If you don't copy and post on your profile I'll stalk you for the rest of your life...I KNOW where you live!

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (alot), copy this into your profile.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

--A Touching Story--

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me that you love me.

Girl: I love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.. She gave him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper:

"A motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived."

The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile

What is love spelled backwards; EVOL...
THAT MAKES YOU THINK DOESN'T IT!

EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards

You! off my planet

I was born smart...then I went to school...then I became stupid...It's all schools fault

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

We All Make Mistakes... But Why'd Mine Have To Be So Huge?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

SMART girls are more interested in having FUN than trying to look perfect

friends are like stars; you don’t see them somtimes but you know they're always there

I wanted to kill the craziest person alive but then i realized...oh yeah! suicides a crime!

And we say goodbye, go underground or up in the blue sky- up in smoke, burned down to size. Life is short, don’t tell me lies

Death will come to those who wait, but my dark soul has it’s own fait

Roses are red, coal is black, I’ll laugh like hell, if you get held back

Last night... I was looking up at the stars... and I thought to myself... Where the hell's my ceiling?

Go to Hell, wait don't go there, I don't want to deal with you for eternity

If you love something, set if free. If it doesn’t come back, hunt it down and kill it

We're not insane. We're mentaly unstable.

Rosez r red
Violetz r blu
Suga iz sweet
but revenge iz 2

Not All Scars Show
Not All Wounds Heal
Sometimes You Can't Always See
The Pain Someone Feels

People can be devided into three groups.
Those who make things happen.
Those who watch things happen.
Those who wonder what happened.
Congratulations on being the captian of the third group