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Kane the DFWM Seme
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since: 07-31-10, id: 2474455, Profile Updated: 02-28-12
country: USA
Author has written 40 stories for Warcraft, Naruto, Bleach, Shugo Chara!, Beauty and the Beast, Pokémon, Ouran High School Host Club, Harry Potter, Inkheart, Avatar: Last Airbender, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Fullmetal Alchemist, Nightmare Before Christmas, Little Mermaid, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Alice in Wonderland.

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Fictionpress.com account~ http://www.fictionpress.com/u/763907/Kane_The_DFWM_Seme

Age: 14 (What cha' gonna do about it Bitchin' mother fuckers?!)

Family: Sister~ Akatsuki's friend (she is the best! I love you sis~)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this.

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi.

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY: Like we need your support."

It's so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking... Because those men already have boyfriends

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Maybe of laughter...

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did it

I love many things. Here is a list to name a few: cats, Hetalia, anime, boobs, yaoi, yuri, Naruto Shippudden, girls, boys, pandas, wolves, black, gray, blue, purple, my sister, my boyfriend, my mother, my brother, those who leave comments on my stories, etc.


1. Teddy Bears to Knives and Fights reviews
Draco POV. Dark!Draco with depressing themes and cutting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-14-12 - Draco M. - Complete
2. Insane Nightmare reviews
A dark poem partially about Chesire, the Mad Hatter, and Jack. When their two worlds submerge, it's like the world of a child. No pairings!
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-29-12 - Jack S. - Complete
3. There is no LOVE
Why do I have no lover? Why does love exsist? I feel no love from the men I sleep with...there is no LOVE. Dark Edward poem! Yaoi! Angst.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Published: 2-28-12 - Edward E. - Complete
4. Hateful Lust
She was left in dusty corner after a session of hateful lust. Dark! Yuri Hungary/Unknown & Hungary/Belarus. Poem and mature content warning
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Published: 2-28-12 - Hungary - Complete
5. Of The Insane reviews
Katara loves Suki but Suki belongs to Sokka. What has her crazy mind planned this time? One-sided shoujo-ai and Sokka/Suki.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-30-11 - Katara & Suki - Complete
6. Left Behind
A different turn to the Inkspell book. Dustfinger left Farid behind in the 'real world' alone. Farid is hurt and angry with being, what he thinks, is abandonment. Dustfinger promises to see Farid, no matter where. Hints of Dustfinger/Farid yaoi. Sad.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Published: 8-30-11 - Farid & Dustfinger - Complete
7. A Promise reviews
Severus promised Draco a dance that night. Does Severus keep it or does he bail? How will Draco handle it? What is it that Severus really means to tell Draco? Yaoi! Severus x Draco. Mostly follows Draco. Some Pansy bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-11 - Severus S. & Draco M. - Complete
8. The fangirl and fanboy solution reviews
Emily and Kane want Kakuzu...in BED! They want to do a three some but how do they get their beloved sir sexy stitches to agree? Male OC and Female OC! Kakuzu x Kane and Kakuzu x Emily.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-9-11 - Kakuzu
9. Pirates Life for the Akatsuki reviews
The Akatsuki got sucked into the movie Pirates Of The Carribean. Now they have to wash the decks and walk the plank! Some old enemies are back and the British have new recruits! Can they change the Pirate ways or become a pirate themselves? Yaoi!
Crossover - Naruto & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-27-11 - Akatsuki & Capt. Jack Sparrow
10. All the things she said reviews
It was not allowed, yet they did it anyway. With crime comes punishment. Yuri! Crack pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-14-11 - Konan & Temari - Complete
11. Hidan The Beautiful Merman » reviews
Hidan is a merman who falls in love with Kakuzu a human, but they can't be together or can they? Can a certain price make Hidan human? KakuHi! Possibly char bashing Rating for reason, smut in later chapters! A spin-off of the little mermaid, only better!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-11-11 - Published: 3-12-11 - Hidan & Kakuzu
12. What's it called again? reviews
Ash loves Pikachu but he doesn't have chance with him. Does he? No, maybe not! Ash x Pikachu! Yaoi! Sad stuff people!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-10-11 - Ash K./Satoshi & Pikachu - Complete
13. Don't speak reviews
Hidan has made a horrible mistake, one that breaks Kakuzu. Konan doesn't regret this though... KakuHi & HiKona! For my baby Prepare your tissues and take off your eye makeup. SongFic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-10-11 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete
14. Twin Dragons reviews
Hikaru needs to explain what he feels towards Kaoru, worry. A poem for Dikata! Twincest and sad love :
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-10-11 - Kaoru H. & Hikaru H. - Complete
15. Awaken reviews
Hidan wants to give something that Kakuzu gave him, a reason to live. His life had been nothing before the stitched man, does Kakuzu feel the same? Yaoi. Hidan PoV. Realizing what life is, is not easy sometimes...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-25-11 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete
16. Be my bunny uke! reviews
Gin has something planned for three certain arrancars to get the person of their dreams. Poor them. Yaoi and Yuri! Some strong hinting.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-24-11 - Neliel T. O./Nel & T. Harribel - Complete
17. Before I » reviews
Kane was not ordinary. The akatsuki were not regular and the espadas were not normal. Well some people strive to make people freaks. Just how many lifes can you live? Yaoi, yuri, hetero, and cannon couples. AU. Male OC!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-20-11 - Published: 4-17-11 - Akatsuki & T. Hitsugaya
18. Remains reviews
They are all that remains. They were best friends, they needed each other. They would do anything for each other. Even the unthinkable... Misty X May X Dawn. Yuri! For Kyliebear Loves Kanebear
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-18-11 - Dawn/Hikari & May/Haruka - Complete
19. hey brother reviews
It's not yaoi, it's brotherly love. It's a poem for when Itachi dies. It's kind of sad. Both Itachi and Sasuke pov.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-11 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete
20. Life is reviews
Sasori explains what Life is to Deidara. Life and Death are the tiwns that control us. Not really yaoi unless you want it to be?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-17-11 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete
21. Just an interest reviews
Ariel and Belle have a sleep over. Just how far will one interest go? AU. Yuri!
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-11 - Complete
22. Smutty Sexy Smoking? reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu try to find out what the smex and smexy means. Can it possibly lead to cheesy pick lines? And why doeseveryone get what they want? KakuHi and a little SasoDei. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-15-11 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete
23. When Drinking Takes Off Underpants reviews
Kakuzu never thought he would cheat, neither did Hidan. One night takes them through a journey of pleasure. Smut! KakuHi and slight KakuKona & HiTema. For Girrlylover. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-11 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete
24. What Of Us? reviews
This is for my ar. A poem about what Kakuzu had felt through their partner ship, the love, the leavings, the confused feelings, and the betrayels. Sad, KakuHi. Please read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-8-11 - Kakuzu & Hidan - Complete
25. This New Thing I Think I Feel reviews
Another poem of GinIzu sad love. Both of them are feeling something they never felt before, maybe love?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-8-11 - I. Kira & G. Ichimaru - Complete
26. The Poem For Us
A little poem of GinIzu. It's what they feel for each other and the words they cannot say. My Kyliebear wrote this for me. I love you baby
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Published: 4-7-11 - G. Ichimaru & I. Kira - Complete
27. I'm sorry reviews
It's Gin's turn to say what he needs to for Izuru. GinIzu. Sad poetry. Please read.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-3-11 - G. Ichimaru & I. Kira - Complete
28. Feeling this way reviews
GinIzu, a poetry of pain and love. It's what Izuru is feeling towards Gin in his depressed state. Please read.For someone
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-3-11 - I. Kira & G. Ichimaru - Complete
29. The Birthday Boy is a Sucker reviews
It's kind of late. KakuHi! Not HiKona! Hidan got Konan pregnant! What! Just read please, it's good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-3-11 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete
30. Thinking About You reviews
When Izuru is bored he thinks about Gin. Why is Izuru so sad when he thinks about Gin? What did Gin do? A poem about an angsty one-sided unrequited love. GinIzu and slight GinRan. Please read!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-11 - I. Kira & G. Ichimaru - Complete
31. Pizza is Pie! reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu fight over pizza? Crazy fanboy that loves Body Buddy? Well, Happy Birthday Hidan! Slight KakuHi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-2-11 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete
32. Crying My Raindrop reviews
Oc x Ikuto. For alice-chan! Katelyn is heartbroken and Ikuto is lonely. Will seeing tears and feeling rain bring them together? Sorry for later update.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-11 - Ikuto T. - Complete
33. Talk D RTY JAPANESE To Me reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu first meet and Hidan has some "intresting" things to say to Kakuzu in Japanese. What will Kakuzu say back? Rated for language! KakuHi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-1-11 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete
34. Behind Locked Closets reviews
Sakura was just a fill in to Rock Lee, a fill in for a certain black-haired and gray-eyed ninja boy. Will Rock Lee get what he wants? For alice-chan! LeeSaku and LeeNeji. Smut!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-17-11 - Lee R. & Neji H. - Complete
35. Bathwater reviews
Hidan gets drunk and just so happens to want to sing to Kakuzu about bathing in old bathwater! Slight KakuHi. Fluffy. Songfic?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-14-11 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete
36. Hella good reviews
One club, a hot song, and two sexy men! Will one dance make a difference? KakuHi! Don't diss intill you've read it! It's a songfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-14-11 - Kakuzu & Hidan - Complete
37. You promised
A little GinIzu angst poem of love! It's what Izuru feels after Gin leaves him for Aizen. Just really sad and not very romantic. Warning you might cry. Don't diss it untill you've read it.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Published: 3-12-11 - G. Ichimaru & I. Kira - Complete
38. Kakuzu X reviews
Kakuzu with all the Akatsuki and general non-Akatsuki.Character and couple bashing!KakuHi and slight KisaIta.Don't diss intill you've read it.Rating just in ntions of sex and cussing but no actual sex.Sequel-ish to Why It Should Never Be Hidan X.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-10-11 - Kakuzu & Hidan - Complete
39. why it should never be Hidan X reviews
Hidan with all the akatsuki and the general non-akatsuki. Character and couple bashing! KakuHi and slight HiTobi. Don't diss it initll you've read it. Rating just in case. Mentions of sex and lots of cussing, no actual sex though!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-8-11 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete
40. Prettyanimal Meets Kakuzu and Hidan reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan go on a mission to bring happiness to a lonely Nightelf named Prettyanimal. Story is on crack! There is some OOCness too. No romance!
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-19-11 - Hidan - Complete