hi hi! My name's filkcatwearingabell 'cause that's what I do - wear a bell - but feel free to call me Filkcat. I've been in love with writing for years so it wasn't much of a shock when I decided that I wanted to be an author when I was older. Unfortunately my stories don't seem to be good enough for my teachers so I'm going to try and become better at fanfiction writing.

I like loads of different books but I'm really into Skulduggery Pleasant, October Daye (seanan Mcguire) and Percy Jackson and the Olympians at the moment. I really enjoy manga and my favourites would probably be Cardcaptor Sakura and Tokyo Mew Mew and Nurarihyon no Mago.

Hmm, I like lots of TV as well. Bakugan Battle Brawlers, New Vestroia and Gundalian Invaders (I haven't seen Mechtanium Surge) are great. I also like Pokemon, Ouran HSHC, CSI: Crime Scene Investigations and CSI: Miami. Oh, and I can't forget Horrible Histories. Call me sad but I love all of the songs and know quite a few of the lyrics. I've recently become completely obsessed with Hetalia - Axis powers. I almost cried when we were reading about the Franco-Prussian wars in History the other day :'(

As I said before I wear a bell. I love my bell. It is attached to a cat collar I wear round my wrist. The strap is light green/yellow and it has a small metal plate with my phone number on in case I get lost, as well as the bell. (I should say used to have my phone number on as it rubbed off a week after I got it. A lot of use that is when I get lost.) Last Christmas my lil' brother got me another cat collar. the new one has a red strap and a larger bell but it's too big to wear round my wrist so it goes on my ankle :) I'm starting to wonder why all my friends keep telling me to stop jingling...

well that's basically me, more or less.

If you want to ask me something about any of my stories, just leave a review or PM me :)

You can also check out my tumblr's if you want

http://www.filkcat.tumblr.com/ (personal - although slowly becoming Hetalia-centric)

http://www.silversoulss.tumblr.com/ (Pokemon-centric)

Bis Bald

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Funny grammar and linguistics

SPELL CHECKER

I have a spelling checker
I disk covered four my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.

Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are not maid too wine.

And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults in awl this peace,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

That's why eye brake in two averse
Caws Eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.

(don't you just love how great spelling checkers are)

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An English professor wrote the words
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

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-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

-What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

-A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

-They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the f you did it.

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

-Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

-Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

-Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. (Or my version, Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to act their age, but over 100 years for them to actually grow up!)

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (AND IT'S TRUE!)

-When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

-You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them (and i know a few)

-He who laughs last thinks the slowest

-Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

-Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle

-If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there?

-If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk

-There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train. (CHOO CHOO!)

-Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

-I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

-Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. (It's POWERFULL)

-You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

-I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

-OK, so what's the speed of dark?

-It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

-Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

-Normal people worry me

-"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"

-The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

-"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

-We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

-Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

-I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

-If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

-Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

-If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

-Tell the truth and run.

-Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. (as in idiots, and it's true!)

-Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

-Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

-If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

-Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

-When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.

-Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

-A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

-Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

Pass it on if you laughed you eyes out!

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(=_=)৩ ve This is Italy, Copy and paste him into your profile to give him more Pasta

(]ω] This is AmeriMochi, copy and paste him into your profile to help him eat lettuce and annoy Arthur Kirkland (Hetalia)

You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" "RussUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.