Hello, I am Goob. I am the Queen Geek of Grammar and Resident Ghost of North Carolinka. I warn you that my stories are updated in no particular order or time stretch, just whenever I can find my notebooks or when I have a writing burst. You might get three chapters one week, then you won't hear of me until a month later. I apologize. I am working on that problem. My muses don't like each other and won't help me when they're having a row.

I am also now a beta, if anyone wants one.

People describe me as:

Bookish, smart, smart ass, organized

I describe me as:

Bookish, messy, weird, and super exuberant

My Name:

Means maiden of great heroes

books I am reading:

Sherlock Holmes

Favorite music of the moment:

Five Finger Death Punch

The Fray

Owl City

Guns n Roses

Aerosmith

movies I like:

Lord of the Rings

The Labyrinth

The Hobbit

Rise of the Guardians

TV that I watch:

NCIS

Leverage

Cold Case

Num3rs

Sherlock

Games I play:

Sly Cooper

Guitar Hero

Tomb Raider

Stories that will be appearing:

Current In Progress Stories and Status:

Never Friends: Very New. Published 4/30/12

Falling Through Books: This story will probably be updated once a month, unless I get some more inspiration flowing. It was updated 11/19/11

Detention Papers: Probably will be updated the most, as it is the easiest to write. Last updated 12/3/11

Sister in Crime: once a month to once every two months. Seems to be my most problematic story. Last updated 9/1/11

Time Travel Without a Passport: Back in action, at least for the moment. Updated 3/19/12

Not All Slytherins Are Slimy, Evil Snakes: Abandoned for being a Sue story. Will be rewritten in the future.

Finished Stories:

Sister Abby, Brother Jareth--Jareth, King of the Goblins, is temporarily banished from his lands for breaking one of the unbreakable laws. When he is turned into a six-year-old, who better to take care of him than Abby Sciuto?

Letters Anonymous--Dumbledore sets up a pen pal system in the Marauders fourth year. This focuses on just two characters, who become unlikely friends.

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Know I'll Be An Author Because... (Bold is the ones I am)

You talk to yourself,

You talk to yourself as if there is another person in front of you, but you know there isn't,

The Keyboard letters are fading because of over typing,

You love to read,

It's not hard to find paper and pen near you,

One of your Idols is an Author,

You spend most of your time on Fan Fiction,

If someone asks "What are you doing?" you'll answer either writing, reading or what not.

If the Library is one of your favorite places.

You want to be an Author when you grow up.

If you got 4 or more, then you want or will become and author.