Obsessivebookworm14
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since: 08-04-10, id: 2479940, Profile Updated: 12-03-12
Author has written 11 stories for Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, Misc. Games, Star Wars, Nancy Drew series, and Legend of Zelda.

Hi I am Obsessivebookworm14 and welcome to my profile!

Favorite books/series/authors: Enchanted Forest Chronicles, Harry Potter, Redwall, Septimus Heap, Shannon Hale, Tamora Pierce

Favorite Movies/TV Series: City of Ember, Escape to Witch Mountain, Home Alone, How to Train Your Dragon, Star Wars, Mythbusters

Favorite Pairings:

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, Teddy/Victorice, Scorpious/Rose, Neville/Hannah, Neville/Luna, Draco/Luna, James/Lily

Other: Hiccup/Astrid (HTTYD), Numair/Daine (Immortals), Daystar/Shiria and Telemain/Morwen (Enchanted Forest Chronicles), Beetle/Jenna and Septimus/Syren (Septimus Heap)

Other Relationships:

Harry Potter: Harry and Hermione(brother/sister), Harry and Draco (Brother/friendship), Sirius and Harry (father/son), Remus and Harry (father/son), Harry and Teddy (father/son), Remus and Hermione (father/daughter,teacher/student/friendship), Harry/Ron/Hermione (Golden Trio/friendship), James/Sirius/Remus/Lily (friendship), Harry/Ron/Hermione/Ginny/Neville/Luna (friendship), Albus/Rose/Scorpious (Next Gen Trio/friendship), Lycan/Lysander/Hugo/Lily Luna (Next gen quartet/friendship)

Other: Luke and Leia (brother/sister/friendship; Star Wars), Hiccup and Toothless (Friendship; HTTYD), Sandry/Tris/Daja/Briar (sisters/brother/friendship; Circle of Magic)


Published Works:

(Circle of Magic) Our Daughter's a Legend: Tris's family hears a story at the midsummer festival and gets the shock of their lives. one-shot

(Harry Potter) A Dream?: Ten-year-old Hermione has a series of wierd dreams. What could they mean? one-shot

(Harry Potter) Thoughts and Memories: Ginny finds Fantastic Beasts and where to find them after the trio goes looking for the hocruxes. one-shot

(Harry Potter) 5 Worlds That Never Were: Tom Riddle never taught defense, Hermione wasn't a princess, Ariana didn't stay inside, Harry wasn't anything but a Gryffindor, and Draco never defended Harry and Ron. But maybe, in another world, they could have. one-shot

(Misc. Games) Poptropica: Gameshow Island: "Agent Clown, we want you to got o the Island and inform us of the events that've taken place since we lost contact." "Since the robots took over, you mean." *sigh* "Yes. Find the Inventor; he will know if anyone does." A novelization of Gameshow Island. multi-chapter, in progress

(Star Wars) A Rose By Any Other Name: ...may smell just as sweet, but would it be recognized as a rose? Of Luke, Leia, and the Skywalker name, throughout the AUs. one shot


Things not to Do at Hogwarts:

I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.

When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce, "These are not the droids you are looking for."

I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

Starting a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

I will not hand red shirts to the new DADA professor and claim that they're the standard uniform for the position.

Professor Snape does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

"Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.

Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

I will not scare First Years with tales of an Omniscient Author who controls their destinies.

I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.

"To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

I am not allowed to dress up like Neville's grandmother when going to a Halloween party in Snape's dungeon.

When I see Professor Umbridge, I will not say, "There you are, Trevor. Neville has been looking all over for you."

I will not laugh at Sirius if he changes his middle name to 'Lee'

Watching "The Food Network" is not equivalent to sitting NEWT-level Potions classes.

Teaching first years to chorus in unison "The amazing bouncing ferret" whenever they hear the name Draco Malfoy is just wrong, funny, but wrong.

Under no circumstances am I allowed to introduce rabid fan girls to Harry Potter.

This list is not to be used for a checklist, therefore I will do none of the above. However, nothing was ever said about giving the list to someone else.


Gryffindors...will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins...will push someone elso off.

Hufflepuffs...will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws...will get hold of a flying carpet.


1. Alphabetize reviews
26 sentences about Spirit Tracks
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-3-13 - Link & Zelda - Complete
2. Gummy Bear Theatre Presents reviews
This highly cultured and refined collections of works that speak deeply to the soul and - RYAN! Don't you dare touch those gummy bears! Where was I? Oh, never mind; just read.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-21-13 - Complete
3. Life is But a Dream reviews
When a stranger leaves Harry Potter on the Granger's doorstep along with several books, Harry grows up knowing many things. This is a tale of the ramifications.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-13 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
4. He Must Have Had Some Good Editors reviews
Ron tries to use Lockhart's books against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-3-13 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete
5. Back to the Drawing Board reviews
Professor Umbridge is sent an interesting package. A serious reading-the-books parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-12 - Dolores U. - Complete
6. A Rose By Any Other Name reviews
...may smell just as sweet, but would it be recognized as a rose? Of Luke, Leia, and the Skywalker name, throughout the AUs.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-3-12 - Luke S. & Leia O. - Complete
7. 5 Worlds That Never Were reviews
Tom Riddle never taught defense, Hermione wasn't a princess, Arianna didn't stay inside, Harry wasn't anything but a Gryffindor, and Draco never defended Harry and Ron. But maybe, in another world, they could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-3-12 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete
8. Poptropica: Gameshow Island reviews
"Agent Clown, we want you to go to the Island and inform us of the events thats taken place since we lost contact.' "Since the robots took over, you mean." *sigh* "...Yes. Find the Inventor; he will know if anyone does." A novelization of Gameshow Island.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-6-12
9. A Dream? reviews
10-year-old Hermione has a series of wierd dreams. What could they mean?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-18-10 - Hermione G. & Minerva M. - Complete
10. Thoughts and Memories reviews
Ginny finds Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them while the trio is off on the Horcrux hunt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-9-10 - Ginny W. & Remus L. - Complete
11. Our Daughter's a Legend reviews
Tris's family hears a story at the midsummer festival and gets the shock of their lives.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-6-10 - Circle of Magic & Tris - Complete