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Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, Kingdom Hearts, and BioShock. The Author who liked my first story; thank you! Thanks Flaming Carebears! A lot of things and people are taken for granted. The Movement of Appreciation is based on a hope to change that. Take a moment to be thankful for things you often don't think of. Are you a trapeze artist? Feel grateful for your net. That's not literal, though it could be. Do have a person that always supports you- even if you're wrong? Take a moment to thank that person, whether it's your mom, your best friend or even your dog. Feel thankful for the little things in life. Visit an art museum. Walk barefoot on the beach. Write poetry. Dance in the rain. Sing like nobody's listening. Learn a new language. Here's my challenge for you: everyday, take a moment to thank someone who makes your life easier and/or happier. And then do something to make their life easier and/or happier. If you take the challenge, pass this on. Post this on profiles, blogs, anywhere people will see it and think, "Hey, I could do that!" Help jump start the Movement of Appreciation! Name:... Age: 13 Gender: Boy. And don't you forget it. Favourite Games: Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Quest 8, and Chrono Trigger. Favourite Books: Seeker of Truth (Way better than Maximum Ride!), Maximum Ride, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, The Alchemist: Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel... Favourite fanfics: Fantasy Showdown, It's Always Foggy in Grey Bluff City, Kingdom Hearts : His Final Calling, Kingdom Hearts III: Connections, a few others... Favourite Genres: Well...fantasy, adventure, supernatural (Unless there's vampires! I mean, excuse me, but vampires seem to all make for awful stories.), and comedy My stories: None of my Maximum Ride stories will be updated. Now that Ask the Flock has...died, apart from an anonymous viewer that asked questions about Angel which I haven't read. (I live in England! I don't have your...privileges. Meaning: The book isn't across the pond yet [BTW, I have now, but now I just can't be bothered to make a new chapter for just one question) My Kingdom Hearts story is being reworked. I don't like how this turned out. And I'm going to make the chapters longer. The storyline fit better. Rework some mistakes. And try to be a better writer. I...think that's it. Wow, I'm lazy. Been six months, and I'm writing one Story. That hasn't got off the ground yet. Oh, yeah, just clarifying, no, for the last time, I will NOT be continuing my story, the crash. Rubbish, that was. Why? Main character: No flaw. Automatically turn me into a bad author, will ya? But I'm planning on doing better (And, hey, I'm even practising for this.) Then, it was a bad story line. And then, something threw me off Maximum Ride. Wanna guess? Well, this isn't exactly live, so. The reason is, James Patterson, what the fuck are you doing? Now, I appreciate how you're just giving us a new plotline, but seriously, this is going to far. What the series seems to be coming to is: Someone supposedly "Dies". Then they're alive ten seconds later. I mean, I'm not saying, "Go kill off everybody and angst the story up, but it's okay for some depressing parts to be in there. Otherwise, we'd be rolling in "Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy DAYS!" Instead of pulling off the slightly hopeless story of the flock's mood. Just to validate my opinion, Fang dies, comes back to life. Jeb supposedly dies, but then supposedly didn't die. Angel supposedly dies, and JP is not finishing up this story without the little Angel. Just not happening. Now let's go to the fact that I'm not that interested in Maximum Ride any more. I mean, I'll still read the books but it's not that good for reading material any more. So. What else? Ah yes. My songs have changed. Does not mean I listen to Pop and Rap now. But I no longer listen to rock all that much. I listen to parodies. Like Portal 1 and 2 Still Alive an Only Want you Gone. By the way, Portal quotes for the win! GLaDOS: [Chell and GLaDOS are falling down a very long shaft] Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO! Wheatly: [Wheatley leads Chell through a dark area of the facility] Ah, brilliant! You made it through! Well done. Okay, follow me. We've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here. GLaDOS: Oh, it's you. Wheatley: [after meeting Chell, who has been in sleep stasis for many years] Most test subjects do experience some, um, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of... serious brain damage. But, don't be alarmed, all right? Although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage. Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, just say yes. Wheatley: Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks - and no one's gonna ask, don't worry - but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead. Wheatley: HA! I knew someone was alive in here. AH! Oh. My. God. You look terrible - ummm... good. Looking good, actually Oracle Turret: [Chell and Wheatley are making their way through the bowels of the Aperature Laboratries complex and encounter a turret stuck inside one of the pipes of the facility's pipe network] Hello? Announcer: If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples. You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head. Announcer: Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing. Wheatley: There should be a portal device on that podium over there. I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look? [Chell completed a puzzle] GLaDOS: Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds. GLaDOS: I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha. GLaDOS: [Chell and GLaDOS, as a potato, are flying towards Wheatley, into a trap] Aaaah! Cave Johnson: Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts. Cave Johnson: Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. Cave Johnson: [Cave Johnson has died long before the events of the game. Chell and GLaDOS are listening to his last recorded words, a message for his human test subjects which he made while he was deathly ill] Alright, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! [to Atlas and P-body during co-op mode] [to Atlas and P-body during co-op mode] Wheatley: Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it? They say that the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy. Chopped up his entire staff... of robots - all of them robots - they say at night you can still here the screams... of their replicas. All of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals... no memory of the incident... nobody knows what they're screaming about. Ab-solutely terrifying. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way. GLaDOS: [after Chell steps on an Aerial Faith Plate for the first time] Look at you, soaring through the air li You've got braces on your legs. No braces on your arms, though. Gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device, and by extension, me. So do. Do make sure to maintain a grip. Also, a note: No braces on your spine, either. So don't land on that. Or your head. No braces there. That could split like a melon from this height. Cave Johnson: The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group. They're telling me I oughta stop making these prerecorded messages. That gave me an idea - make more prerecorded messages! I pay the bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn day. Space Core: Dad! I'm in space! Fact Core: Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium. Fact Core: During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice. Fact Core: Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity Fact Core: The square root of rope is string. Adventure Core "Rick": I'll tell ya, it's times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts. Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Belt making. Taekwondo. Bedroom. Adventure Core "Rick": [to Chell] Oh, hey. Hiya, pretty lady. Name's Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure? GLaDOS: [at the entrance to test room 12] Perfect. The door's malfunctioning. I bet somebody's going to have to repair that, too. No, don't get up. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything. Wheatley: Ta da! Only the Turret Control Center, thank you very much. Wheatley: All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so, let's try it her way, all right, fatty? Adopted... fatty! Fatty fatty no parents? Wheatley: All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so, let's try it her way, all right, fatty? Adopted... fatty! Fatty fatty no parents? Defective Turret: [Chell grabs a defective turret flying through the air to the trash chute] Oh thank god. You saved my bacon, pal. Where we going? Is this a jailbreak? I can't see a thing. GLaDOS: [after GLaDOS recaptures Chell, she realizes that Chell and Wheatley have been sabotaging her turrets while away] Oh. You were busy back there. Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea. GLaDOS: Yes! Wheatley: [about to undergo a Core Transfer with GLaDOS] Here I go! Wait, what if this hurts? What if it REALLY hurts? Ohhh, I didn't think of that. Wheatley: [Wheatley has just seized control of the facility from GLaDOS] Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant! Let me tell you, I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool! And check this out! I'm a bloody genius now! Cave Johnson: As founder and CEO of Aperture Science, I thank you for your participation, and hope we can count on you for another round of tests. We're not going to release this stuff into the wild until it's good and damn ready, so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form, there will always be a limo waiting for you. Say goodbye, Caroline. Cave Johnson: [prerecorded message] The testing area's just up ahead. The quicker you get through, the quicker you'll get your sixty bucks. Defective Turrets: I can't see a thing! What just happened? Better open fire! Wheatley: I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Well, only TWO more chambers! [last lines] GLaDOS: [Chell wakes up after defeating the final boss] Oh, thank God you're all right. You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I *thought* you were my greatest enemy, when all along you were my best friend. The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson - where Caroline lives in my brain. Announcer: [Chell arrives in a room with broken turrets on a conveyor belt to an incinerator] Turret redemption lines active. Please do not engage with turrets heading towards redemption. GLaDOS: You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That's not my opinion, it's right here on your fact sheet. They said on everyone else it looked fine but on you it looked hideous. But still what does an old engineer know about fashion. Oh, wait it's a she. Still, what does she know about, oh wait. She has a medical degree. In fashion. From France. Announcer: This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed, in three... two... one... Cave Johnson: Greetings, friend. I'm Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science. You might know us as a vital participant in the 1968 senate hearings on missing astronauts. And you've most likely used one of the many products we invented, but that other people have somehow managed to steal from us. Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt... Wheatley: Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready... GLaDOS: [Chell and GLaDOS exit the elevator to find a harpsichord piece by Bach playing on the speakers] Ohh... no, he's playing classical music. Cave Johnson: All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos. GLaDOS: Crushing's too good for him. First he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill him. Cave Johnson: Just a heads up: We're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out. GLaDOS: Hey Moron 1. Where were you 3 hours ago? Here. 2. Who are you in love with? No-one. 3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? Yes, it was quite tasty, a little sour. 4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? No, I know this because I'm not dying. 5. When is the last time you went to the mall? Never. 6. Are you wearing socks right now? Why not? 7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? Ask my parents. 8. When was the last time you drove out of town? When I had a car, which, considering I'm thirteen, is never. 9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? Yes. 10. Are you hot? No, right now it's quite cold. 11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Fanta zero. 12. What are you wearing right now? Do you want to know? 13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? I don't do anything, my parents do. 14. Last food that you ate? I'm pretty sure it's coming up right now, so why bother? 15. Where were you last week at this time? In a closet, holding a knife. 16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? Unless you see someone maniacally murdering someone for loss of sanity, then no. 17. When is the last time you ran? Today. 18. What's the last sporting event you watched? Cricket, out of the corner of my eye. 19. What is your favorite animal? Eagle owl, because they have wings. 20. Your dream vacation? Away from you. 21. Last person's house you were in? Mine. 22. Worst injury you've ever had? I don't get injured, I'm way to awesome for that. 23. Have you been in love? No. 24. Do you miss anyone right now? My old hamster, may she rest in peace. Here's to all my escape artist Hamsters! 25. Last play you saw? I'm pretty sure it had something to do with spontaneously combustion. 26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? I don't bother. 27. What are your plans for tonight? Stalker! 28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment? Mister I-Don't-Exist. 29. Next trip you are going to take? Ireland. 30. Ever go to camp? Wha... 31. Were you an honor roll student in school? I haven't the slightest clue what you're talking about, if it's got something to do with graduating, then, I haven't graduated yet. 32. What do you want to know about the future? Whether I'll get to die soon, because life's just not worth living. 33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? I don't care much for how I smell. 34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit? Nope, I still haven't decided whether to say "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains" or "Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!" 'cause the better one counts on what he says next. 35. Where is your best friend? At his house, duh. 36. How is your best friend? Ask him. 37. Do you have a tan? Let me see...I don't know what it looked like before. Or it might be dirt. 38. What are you listening to right now? Never say never...Wait, how'd you know I was listening to something now? Stalker! 39. Do you collect anything? Apart from comebacks, no. 40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know? I don't care to know. 41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? When I was last in a car, and was driving. I told mum that a five year old shouldn't drive. 42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? I somehow doubt it. 43. What does your last text message say? Ok. 44. Do you like hot sauce? Why are you asking me this question? 45. Last time you took a shower? This morning. 46. Do you need to do laundry? When my mum thinks I need to do chores. 47. What is your heritage? I don't have one. 48. Are you someone's best friend? If you asked me about my best friend and how he was, why wouldn't I be someone's best friend. 49. Are you rich? I doubt it. 50. What were you doing at 12AM last night? Trying to sleep, it wasn't working. I like Skillet, Green Day, Evanescence, and Breaking Benjamin, because they're awesome. I also like Dragon Quest Journey of the Cursed King, because it's the best MMRPG in the world. I think about stuff deeply; like how some people might be in the same place as the characters in their stories and just need to vent. No man/woman is worth your tears and the only one who is, will never make you cry. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. There's something in a simple hug That always warms the heart; It welcomes us back home And makes it easier to part. A hug's a way to share the joy And sad times we go through, Or just a way for friends to say They like you 'cause you're you. Hugs are meant for anyone For whom we really care, From your grandma to your neighbor, Or a cuddly teddy bear. A hug is an amazing thing - It's just the perfect way To show the love we're feeling But can't find the words to say. It's funny how a little hug Makes everyone feel good; In every place and language, It's always understood. And hugs don't need new equipment, Special batteries or parts - Just open up your arms And open up your hearts. Your friend is the one who knows all about you, and still likes you Sing as though no one can hear you. Dance as if no one were watching. Love as if you've never been hurt. Live as though heaven is on earth. Don't go 4 looks; they can decieve. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem brighter. I still find each day too short for all of the thoughts I want to think, all of the walks I want to take, all of the books I want to read, and all of the friends I want to see. Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is a beauty, admire it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is life, fight for it. Tell me who you love, and I'll tell you who you are. The best thing to give your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity. Enjoy life...there's plenty of time to be dead. The difference between the possible and the impossible lies in a person's determination. An Angel To Watch over You. Some people come into our lives and quickly go...Some people become friends and stay a while...leaving beautiful footprints on our hearts... and we are never quite the same because we have made a good friend!! Yesterday is history..Tomorrow a mystery..Today is a gift..That's why it's called the present! Use what talent you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best. Thoughts to Live By Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss. Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot other people in the eyes. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. Never buy a car you can't push. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. You are what you eat. So stay away from the jerk chicken. Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school -- you'll be working for them in the future. If women were meant to chase men, don't you think God would of made them worth chasing? A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!" here are some things that really piss me off. hope you enjoy! People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. i know where my watch is buddy, where thi fu*k is yours. Do i point at my crotch when i ask where the bathroom is? When people say "oh just have your cake and eat it too" FU*K OFF! what good is a god d*mn cake if you cant eat it? what, should i eat someone elses cake instead? People who are willing to get off their @$$ to search the whole room for the tv remote cuz they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. When people say its always in the last place you look. of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? do people do this? who and where are they? When people say "did you see that?" in a movie. no dum @$$, i paid 9 fu*kin dollars to come look at the ceiling. what did u come here for? People who ask "can i ask you a question?" didnt really give me a choie there, did ya buddy When something's "new and improved" which is it? if its new, then there has never been anything before it. if its an improvement, then there must have been something before it. When a cop pulls you over and asks you if you if you knew how fast you were going? you should @$$hole, you fu*king pulled me over! When people say "life is short" what the fu*k! life is the longest d*mn thing anyone ever fu*king does! what? are they going to fu*king do something thats longer? When people ask "can i BORROW a peice of paper>" Sure, but please dont return the favor. its a god d*mn peice of paper! When your waiting for the bus and someone asks you "did the bus come yet?" if the bus came i wouldng be standing here @$$hole. you like? i really hate all that sh*t I've got a degree, does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've also got a life-saving certificate, but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on. The moment Kemp walks onscreen he enters into a demented staring competition with everyone else in the room, including the viewers at home. He could out-stare a man with two glass eyes. Cool is just another way of saying 'not very popular'. The Guardian is cool. Desks made out of zinc are cool. Rolf Harris, on the other hand, is warm. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. On the other hand you have different fingers. Change is inevitable except from a vending machine. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. You can't have everything...where would you put it? Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. I wished the buck stopped here as I could use a few. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? What you call dog with no legs? Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Unfortunately, this is true. The day I was born, my parents failed to show up. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. He who laughs last didn't get it. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side. One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. The road to success is always under construction. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it. Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which. Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith... Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key. If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757 Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast. You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark? I'm really thinking about this one... Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool! An awesome song! I don't know why I like it! Still, soft, quietly spoken voice And I rest in the shelter of Your love Embraced in the promise of You And I rest in the shelter of Your love Take all the old and You make it new And I rest in the shelter of Your love That was Rest by Skillet! 1 Regret Something You Did In The Past? Yes, I regret answering this question. 2 Country You Wanna Visit: Antartica! 3 Way You Wanna Die: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the people in his car. 4 Like Thunderstorms? They're awesome. And wet. 5 Get Along W/ Your Parents? I guess. 6 R U A Health Freak? How the hell could I be a health freak? 7 U Think Ur Attractive? You've pressed the wrong button, press 'you're an a-hole' to go back. 8 Do You Believe In Yourself? Ask a proper question? 9 Wanna Get Married? Are you asking me to marry you? 10 Wanna Go To College? My mum does! 11 Shower Daily? Why do you want to know? 12 Want Kids? I'm a little too young. 13 When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity? Didn't we discuss this?7 14 Do U Hate Anyone? My science teacher. 15 Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue? Never tried; I'll put that on my list of things to do. 16 Do You Think You Can Sing? Do you think I can sing? I get over seven thousand on sings-star. 17 Can You Open You Eyes Underwater? Yes, but it's kinda blurry. 18 Eat Whatever And Not Worry? Hey, if it's edible, it's fine. 19 Can You Whistle? Nope, not in that high pitched way. 20 Can You Walk In High Heels? And this is relevant to me why? 21 Do You Sleep W/ The Light On? Why are you asking about my habits? 22 Do You Like Super Spicy Foods? Do you like super spicy food? 23 Can You Multitask? Yes, I can write while looking at your message. 24 Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue? Yes, though I don't do it daily. 25 Can You Fit In Your Locker? They're two foot tall. 26 Do You Spit? I don't see any point in doing so. 27 Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke? Uhh... 28 If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish? For the damned emerald dragon on dragon quest 8 to die, I did over 15000 damage to it and it still didn't die. 29 What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear? I don't. 30 What Kind Of Soap Do You Use? Ask the soap. Or his friend, for some reason he's not very talkative of late. 31 What's Your Favorite Scent? Something weird. 32 Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could? Nope, I'd get bored. Hey guys, I was just woken up at the ungodly hours of the morning for a review! Grr. If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile. If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.(Oh I read much longer longer than that :)) If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you think I'm a loser, post this on your profile! (No really, I like to see how many hands raise up on my table at school when I ask this question) Ok, this is my very own one. I'm the sort of person you could make fun of, and I'd laugh along with you. I'm the sort of person that's modest, and dodges questions about whether you're good at something or not. I'm the sort of person who has split personalities, and will act differently around different people. Which is kinda frustrating when they're all there at the same time. I'm the sort of person who laughs out loud at most jokes, even the most rubbish. I'm the person who never tells anything about his private life, and would rather sit down and read a good book than sit around laughing with friends. I'm the loner, but when I'm talking to someone new, they warm up to me quickly. I'm the sort of person who has a comeback for everything, and will stick up for his friends without a second thought (Which got me in a fight with someone at school, where I managed to land three solid kicks to the place where the sun don't shine). I'm the sort of person who makes jokes when nervous, and loves making people laugh, or happy in anyway. Apart from the people who just piss me off, succeeding in only being the vent for all my pent up anger. I don't like jocks, or people who'd laugh at you for some stupid reason. I think up insults with lightning speed, but sometimes don't think up good ones. I'm the one who's too shy to talk to people, but when they talk to me, I'm a motor-mouth. I idolise people in my books, and feel the same pain as they feel when in an awful situation. I hate bad things happening, and will turn away from anything if it turns into something I don't like, like if Max and Dylan got together. I love music, and will often sing quietly under my breath at playtime. All in all, I never want to change who I am, ever. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're like me. Wings of Darkness or Blackness. Then add your name on to the list. Check out my poll. It said 'Not shown on profile, but I don't know how to fix that. I've been introduced to the world of Pming. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother ! taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOUR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE. My favourite scene from a fanfiction... I'm beginning to think this 'Poetry Corner' is spiralling into some sort of existential universe of nonessential rhyming phrases and anecdotes that has no inherent relationship to either the literature from which it supposedly springs or any type poetry known to mortal man at this particular time and hour, and is therefore completely and utterly an extreme and asinine waste of the valuable and and fleeting time of the young men and women who spend their finite waking hours on this particular and most peculiar site on the world wide web. Fang: Wow, and your response? My fanfiction, my rules, screw you. By St Fang of Boredom. Possibly the funniest writer on the net. If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him, and never say its not quite as good as his mothers ... . . then buy a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ... ... . . then buy a dog. If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies... ... . . then buy a dog. If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and who you can push off if he snores... . . then buy a dog! If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually . . . ... . . then buy a dog. BUT , on the other hand . .. . If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness . . . ... . . then buy a cat! Now be honest, you thought I was gonna' say... marry a man, didn't you? Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day. Send this to all the men just to annoy them! Mental Hospital Phone Menu: Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Copy and Paste this if you're a writer What have you pulled? If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first. Yeah...damn math test. If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere. My mum never was the most observant person. If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc. I swear, the door jumped out and attacked me. If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling. Meh. If you have pulled an Angel: You have invaded someone else’s personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull an Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recommend the first one. Hey, it's not personal space if they told you, is it? A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?” The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?” Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um … no.” The lawyer interrupts, “or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?” The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. “or that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!” The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…” On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, “So if I don’t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?” Bored now. Mum, you can stop staring over my shoulder. No, I will not turn around, talking to you like this is better. Umm... Hi...? Ooh, program quotes. Xander: Spike, gave you been trying to kill yourself? Come on, I thought, after all we've been through, you'd tell me. I could've helped! Anya: Xander! Xander: What? He wants to die, I want to help him... I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart Great Minds Can Read this!! I can, can YOU?? This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Ptase tihs to yuor porlfie if you can raed tihs! Proof I can read this... This is weird, but interesting! If you can read this, you have a strange mind too. Can you read this? only 55 people out of 100 can. I couldn't believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. the phenomenal power of the human mind, according to a research at Cambridge university, it doesn't matter in what order the letters are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing huh? Yeah and I always thought spelling was important! Paste this to your profile if you can read this! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The paradox special...) If you utterly loathe and despise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan,JediWolfMaster, Jedi Kittin, XenaGrl321, True Colours, tgypwya, Don't Shoot the Puppy! From tgypwya Actually, I'm gonna add one. If you've ever fallen asleep in class, copy and paste this to your profile! YOU SAY PLAYBOY I SAY GET A LIFE YOU SAY MILEY CYRUS I SAY SUM 41 YOU SAY JONAS BROTHERS I SAY Paramore YOU SAY POP I SAY ROCK YOU SAY I'M WEIRD I SAY NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. NOW, LET ME GET BACK TO PLOTTING YOUR DEATH! PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: "Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" ~ Anonymous "My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." ~ Anonymous "If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous "Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous "When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." ~ Anonymous "Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous "Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous "The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous I saw six people punching and kicking my mother-in-law yesterday. The neighbour asked "Aren't you gonna help?" I say " No, six should be enough." "Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous Opening Credits: Monster by Skillet Waking Up: 21 Guns by Green Day First Day At School: Looking for Angels by Skillet Falling In Love: Pain by Three Days Grace Breaking Up: Lucy by Skillet Prom night: Saviour by Skillet Life: Send the Pain Below by Chevelle Mental Breakdown: Hey There Delilah by Plain White Tees Driving: Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down Flashback: How to Save a Life by The Fray Getting back together: One Day Too Late by Skillet Wedding: Comatose by Skillet Birth of Child: Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day Final Battle: Concrete Angel by Martina Mcbride Funeral Song: Us Against the World by Westlife Final Credits: Whispers in the Dark If they made a movie of my life...it'd be the worst since Twilight. At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, Take the time...to live and love. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT! If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'? There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Duct tape is like the force, it has alight sideand a dark side and it holds the universe together. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? good friend: Will help me learn to drive best friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance good friend: Will watch my pets when I go away best friend: Won't let me go away good friend: Will help me up when I fall down best friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me good friend: Will bail me out of jail best friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up, but it was so fun!" good friend: Will go to a concert with me best friend: Will kidnap the band with me good friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." best friend: Calls my parents "Mom" and "Dad" good friend: Asks me for my number best friend: Asks me for her number good friend: Hides me from the cops best friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place good friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public best friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too YOUR REAL NAME: WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN CAPITALS? 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): WHY DO YOU FREAKING CARE? 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): F*K OFF! 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and a fancy name): Remember what the guy at anger management said... 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): You know what? FREAKING FORGET THIS! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, 7Cerberus7, Cadisha Ora Rhaksha Caden, Don't Shoot the Puppy, Why aren't you with the person you love? Is it cute when you get kissed on the forehead? What are you listening to? Leave out all the rest...??? If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose? Summer. Could you go out in public looking like you do now? No...? What was on your mind mostly today? Why my cousin was at the house in Ireland. And why she was acting so hostile. Maybe it was how I woke her up last time...*Shakes head* what, the bucket of ice cold water was melting? Do you like to cuddle? Doesn't everybody? What’s the best feeling in the world? When You punch someone you really hate in the stomach, then roundhouse him round the face, then bring down your elbow on their back.
I'd rather not be pierced. Do you like the rain? Yes...? What did you do today? Walk. Breathe. Who was the last person you fought with? My cousin. Yes. With anger management. How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking? A lot...but not when my parent's aren't there :) Then, hypothetical bullets will fly. Last night, did you go to sleep smiling? Can I take that sexually?
Did you have a good day yesterday? In the next 4 months, what are you looking forward to most ...Getting my keyblade. What are you wearing? What is bothering you right now? ...you. Was last New Year's enjoyable?
Yes *Faces hypothetical camera* cousin...I hate your song choices! *breaks down crying* Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? Not you, that's for sure. Did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl? How was last night? Again, can that be taken sexually? What is your mom listed under in your phone? Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends? Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Has anyone disappointed you recently? What does your hair smell like? Did you have a tree house as a kid? Do you like going to the dentist? Do you try to do a good deed daily? Can you keep a straight face without smiling? Even been sailing? Ever been on a cruise? Are you afraid of speaking to large audiences? Are you afraid to tell the truth sometimes? Creepy person, that was. FOR FUNNY VIDEOS, go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsr8H39sNFg&feature=related or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEODAR70xTU or (Not funny, but fun to watch) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q21Car_G1ts&feature=related They're kingdom hearts. This Is About The Child Abuse That Goes On In The World. My name is Tiffany, I am three, I must be stupid; I must be bad, I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all, When im awake im all alone, When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, I just heard a car, My daddy is back, I try to hide, From his evil eyes, He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He slaps and hits me, and yells at me more, He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl, I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late, The hurt and the pain, Again and again, And he finally stops, and heads for the door, My name is tiffany, I am three, You can help to stop this for others. Hi, my name is Kazu. Mummy... Johnny brought a gun to school, My name is Tiffany, I am three, I must be stupid; I must be bad, I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all, When im awake im all alone, When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, I just heard a car, My daddy is back, I try to hide, From his evil eyes, He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He slaps and hits me, and yells at me more, He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl, I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late, The hurt and the pain, Again and again, And he finally stops, and heads for the door, My name is tiffany, I am three, You can help to stop this for others. "I will cut your heart out with a spoon!" Senpai, in Kingdom Hearts III: Connections Youtube Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files: Twilight Thorn: You will die. Roxas: What are you going to do, sit on me? Twilight Thorn: *Falls on top of when defeated* Die. --Awesome Line-- Roxas: What the hell are you doing? Sora: I'm grooming! Roxas: Grooming what? Sora: My hair! Roxas: You don't have hair! Sora: *Starts crying* Roxas: Oh, shit, uh, don't cry, it's okay, you have hair! Sora: *stops crying* That's right! It's wet, and sticky, and you can't touch it... --Awesome line's identical friend-- Riku: Does this answer your question? *Rips off organisation cloak* Xemnas: Oh, yeah. Sora: Sorry, that was highly innappropriate --Line-- Demyx: Bet you can't do this! *Activates bomb* Bomb: *Beeping* DiZ: O.O Sora: What the-! Bomb: *Explodes* Personal quotes: What is it about popstars changing their names?! 'My name is Flow Rider!' No it's not, it's Bob! 'Flow Rider!' Bob! 'Flow Rider!' BOB! 'Screw you!' Screw Bob! *Me, convincing my class to ban popstars!* Dan: Everybody, run like random! Me: I blame School. In fact, I blame school for everything wrong with the world. Screw you school! Catchphrase comebacks (http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?79081-kh2-boss-catchphrase-counters/page1) Oogie Boogie: Jafar: Luxord: Axel: Burn Seifer: move it loser Pete: pete's invincible Saix : Moon, shine down... Luxord : Do you know the rules? Luxord : Don't squander your time... Luxord : A challenge, is it? Xemnas 2 : If light and darkness are eternal, then surely we Nothings must be the same... eternal... after losing to Demyx once (first time i died in the game, and it was Demyx!) and after I started the battle again: Xemnas: Come closer Xemnas: SO it wasn't a fallacy. Luxord: The Darkness in men's hearts, drawn to these cursed medallions; and this Heartless, a veritable maelstrom of avarice: I wonder, are they worthy to serve Organization XIII?" (had to look up te exact quote) Luxord: Parley! Saix: Different name, same fate! Axel: Burn! xemnas: come closer xemnas: riku, are you jealous of sora xemnas: if darkness and light are eternal, surely we nothing are hercules: ur no match for a real hero me: i took down 1000 f@@@n heartless,a rock titan, an ice and sephiroth and xh and his ship. i saved ur a@@ Xemnas : Sora... are you certain you can trust Riku... Xaldin (teleporting) : Sora! Sora! Sora! Sora! Sora! Xaldin (original fight, in FM only) : Wear the face of despair! (in FM, there's a crown, a bonus thing, in his fight) Saix : MOVE ASIDE! Xmenas: Why do you despise the void? Xigbar: Argh, Reload! Saix: Can you feel it, the moon's power? Xemnas: Come closer. Sephiroth: I admit you're very skilled Sephiroth: Show me your strength Xigbar: Roxas! Demyx: "Dance water dance" xemnas-i need more rage...i need more...hearts House MD Section Cuddy: "You just don't want to deal with the epidemic." House: "You Jewish?" House: "You actually speak four languages, or you just banking on never being interviewed by anyone who does?" House: "Nonconformity, right. I can't remember the last time I saw a 20-something kid with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. You are one wicked free thinker. You want to be a rebel? Stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector like he does and get a haircut. Like the Asian kids who don't leave the library for 20 hours stretches, they're the ones who don't care what you think. Sayonara." House: "The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth." House: "People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort." Chase: "It doesn't necessarily have to be that bad. If we exclude the night terrors it could be something systemic: his liver, kidneys, something outside the brain." House: "Perseverance does not equal worthiness." House: "Another reason I don't like meeting patients. If they don't know what you look like, they can't yell at you." House: "Could we get off my screw-ups and focus on theirs? Theirs are bigger." House: "When did my signature get so girly?" Cameron: "What about sex?" House: "Thirty percent of all dads out there don't realize they're raising someone else's kid." Cuddy: "What are you doing back here? A patient?" House: "—the cutest little tennis outfit! My God, I thought I was going to have a heart attack! Oh my! I didn't see you there - That is so embarrassing..." Patients' Mother: "How can you just sit there?" Foreman: "No neurologist in his right mind would recommend that." Chase: "Hey, Dan, isn't Dr. Cameron's necklace a beauty? Something South American, I think." Foreman: "Isn't treating patients why we became doctors?" House: "See that, they all assume I'm a patient because of the cane." Foreman: "Oh, Cameron, I need you for a couple of hours." Cameron: "You hired me to get into my pants?!" Patient: "I just want to die with a little dignity." House: "Gorgeous women do not go to medical school. Unless they're as damaged as they are beautiful." House: "No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate." House: "What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die." Wilson: "That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality." House: "Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg". I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning." Wilson: "Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth." Cameron: "Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy, and if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago." Cameron: "Men should grow up." Foreman: "Occam's razor. The simplest explanation is always the best." House: "Why is one simpler than two? It's lower, it's lonelier, but is it simpler? Each one of these conditions is about a thousand to one shot; that means that any two of them happening at the same time is a million to one shot, Chase says the cardiac infection is a ten million to one shot which makes my idea ten times better than yours. [pause. Foreman looks defeated] Get a calculator run the numbers." Tattooed Walk-in Patient: "I should go." Cameron: "Brandon's not ready for surgery." Chase: "We should look into the girlfriend's theory... She thinks she rode him to death." House: "Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again." House: "This is our fault. Doctors over-prescribing antibiotics. Got a cold? Take some penicillin. Sniffles? No problem. Have some azithromycin. Is that not working anymore? Oh, got your Levaquin. Antibacterial soaps in every bathroom. We'll be adding vancomycin to the water supply soon. We bred these superbugs. They're our babies. And they're all grown up and they've got body piercings and a lot of anger." Jill: "My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately I've been feeling sick a lot. Maybe I'm over training; I'm doin' the marathon, like, ten miles a day, but I can't seem to lose any weight." House: "Get up. We're going hunting." Cameron: "A needle in the haystack." House: "See, this is why I don't waste money on shrinks, cause you give me all these really great insights for free." House: "Your husband is definitely the source of your 'mono'." Wilson: "I'm still amazed you're actually in the same room with a patient" House: "You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways." House: "She has God inside her. It would have been easier to deal with a tumor" House: "I've been a doctor for years why do I have to keep assuring people I know what I'm doing?" House: "I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are" Nun: "Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real." House: "Ah, my birthday. Normally I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth has circled the Sun one more time; I really didn't think it was going to make it this year, but darn it if it wasn't the little planet that could all over again." Cuddy: "Good morning, Dr. House." Foreman: "Mickey Mantle had a whole bar named after him - he got a transplant." House: "So, when I said "no psych meds", I'm just curious, which word didn't you understand?" Cuddy: "It takes two department heads to treat shortness of breath? What, do the complications increase exponentially with cup size?" Wilson: "I'm not gonna date a patient's daughter." House: "I don't ask why patients lie. I just assume they all do." House: "As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want." A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your Kindness will be rewarded. Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Don't you dare scoff at me. Repost this if you believe child abuse has to stop. Neku: Hello? Dead kid speaking? (The World Ends With You) Neku: (First he makes us crayons...apparently he's been eating them too.) (TWEWY) Shiki: My name's Shiki Misaki. I've never been a Spirit before, and I was a little skeptical when Red asked me to join, but- Neku: (But here you are. A Crayon Warrior.) | |||||
1. Ask the flock » reviewsAsk the flock! T for now, but it really depends on the questions.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,690 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 3-18-11 - Published: 8-23-102. The Crash » reviewsMeet Max; An average eighteen year old girl, with a pet eagle owl. But this is not the case; being orphaned from birth and bonded to an animal who could hear her every thought. Not to mention the wings. Fax. Couldn't fit full summary.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-12-11 - Published: 8-22-10 - Max & Fang3. Chatroom Mania reviewsCrack fic. Chatroom, basically. R and R?Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-23-11 - Sora & Max4. Fictional Fighting » reviewsLots of people from different books, games, movies, manga, cartoons, comics, your choice, are gonna enter a tournament. You can submit people too, but you have to submit an even number at a time, to keep it fair.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-3-10 - Published: 10-27-105. This Is LaughableMy friend asked me to make a 'Fergaliscious' song for Sora. Simple, yes? Not when Fang decides to have a war about it...First humor fic. MAY BE CONTINUED.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Published: 11-6-10 - Max & Fang6. Babysitting reviewsI have to babysit a copycat Minimum, and a devious Tooth. What could possibly go wrong? Try, EVERYTHING! Note: Is not a Sam/Max fic.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-25-10 - Max & Sam7. Perfection reviewsWhy Max and Fang are the perfect couple. Fax!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-22-10 - Max & Fang - Complete8. Rapture's Secret reviewsNo summary.Crossover - Maximum Ride & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-21-10 - Max
