VampireSa5m1993
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since: 08-05-10, id: 2482064, Profile Updated: 04-29-13
country: USA
Author has written 11 stories for Supernatural, Twilight, Charmed, Vampire Diaries, and H2O: Just Add Water.

curses just when i was all excited my wireless internet decided to quit working so thanks internet service provider for royally suckling a anyway until its up and running well i think you can guess it seems lately everything is working against me and I have had like zero inspiration to work on my old stories but that doesn't mean i m giving up it just means that unfortunetley my hiatus continues sorry!

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Good News my awesome dad bought me a brand new computer and as soon as I get my old hard drive back I will be able to recovery all of my documents and maybe I will find the inspiration I have been lacking to get all of my stories going again I m not promising updates for now I am still on hiatus especially cuz my new laptop has windows 8 software and I have to learn how to use it but I am promising to make the effort and try gosh I m so excited anyway that's all for now

--VampireSa5m1993--

Well its official I am on Hiatus indefinitely thanks to my motherboard crashing when its fixed and if my stories are not completely lost then i will try to get back into the swing of things until then i m limited to my phone and my sisters computer but with out all my notes and such updating is just not possible my deepest apologies to those who reviewed Favorited or subscribed to any of my stories.

Favorite Quotes from Vampire Diaries the TV Show:

Episode: "History Repeating"

Stefan-Hey Stefan.(joins Damon at bar, pretending to be Damon) You know, I've been thinking. I think we should start over, give this brother thing another chance. We did it oh-so well once apon a time...(Squints eyes and furrows brows)
Damon(pretends to be Stefan) I don't, Damon. I can't trust you to be a nice guy. You kill everybody, and you're so mean...you're so mean...(Goes back to himself)You're really hard to imitate and then I have to go back to that lesser place.

Episode: "Night of the Comet"

Damon-I see why my brother's so smitten. It's about time. For a while there I thought he would never get over the last one; nearly destroyed him.
Elena-The last one?
Damon-Yeah, Katherine, his girlfriend?
Elena-(looks at him questioningly)
Damon-Oh, you two haven't had the awkward ex's conversation yet.
Elena-Nope.
Damon-Oops, well I'm sure it will come up now.

Episode: "Haunted"

Vicki-Hey, I'm hungry. Do you have anything to eat?
Stefan-(grabs cup from desk and hands it to Vicki)
Vicki-(looks at it with a grimace)What is it?
Stefan-It's what you're craving.
Damon-Psh, don't lie to the girl; it's so not what you're craving. But it will do in a pinch. Right Stefan?
Vicki-What is it?
Damon-Yeah, Stefan. What is it? Skunk? St. Bernard? Bambi?

Episode: "Family Ties"

Damon-What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward is so whipped.
Caroline-You gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon-Ah, Miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.
Caroline-How come you don't sparkle?
Damon-Because I live in the real world, where vampires burn in the sun.

Episode: "Haunted"

Elena-(rings doorbell and Damon answers)Is Stefan here?
Damon-Yup.
Elena-Where is he?
Damon-And good morning to you, too Miss I'm On A Mission.
Elena-How can you be so arrogant and glip after all you've done?
Damon-And how can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glip?
Elena-If you wanted me dead, I would be dead.
Damon-Yes; you would.
Elena-But I'm not.
Damon-Yet.

Episode: "162 Candles"

Lexi-(is sleeping; flips over and sees Damon laying beside her)
Damon-Boo.
Lexi-(sighs and sits up)
Damon-Hello Lexi. What an unexpected surprise.
Lexi-(snorts)Unexpected surprise? I think the wrong brother went back to high school.
Damon-How long are you here for?
Lexi-Just for Stefan's B-day.
Damon-You mean you didn't come all this way to see me?
Lexi-(snorts again)That's it, Damon. After a century, I realized that death means nothing without you. Do we?
Damon-Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi-Uh, have you met you? You're not a nice person.
Damon-Well, because I'm a vampire.
Lexi-But you're only the bad parts.
Damon-Teach me to be good(gets in Lexi's face).
Lexi-(runs around bed, and pins Damon down the neck)I'm older, and that means stronger.
Damon-(squeaks)I'm sorry...
Lexi-Don't ruin my time with Stefan, cause I'll hurt you.(leans into whisper) And you know I can do it.
Damon-Yeah.

Episode: "Family Ties"

Damon-Do they still wear ties to this thing?
Stefan-Why are you even going?
Damon-Well, it's only fitting. We were at the very first one, remember?
Stefan-I think it's better we don't draw attention to ourselves.
Damon-You should stay here. I'll see to that Elena has a good time.

Episode: "Children of the Damned"

Jenna-He is ridiculously hot.
Elena-Ssh!
Damon(smiles)
Elena-He's an ass.
Damon-(rolls his eyes)

Episode-"Children of the Damned"

Elena-(wakes up with Stefan; both stir under the sheets)Good morning.
Stefan-I could get use to this.
Damon-Rise and Shine Sleepy-heads
Elena and Stefan-(grabs sheets to cover themselves)Damon, please!
Damon-Oh, stop being smutty.
Stefan-Seriously, get outta here.
Damon-If I'd seen something I've never seen before I'll throw a dollar at it.

P.S.: I LOVE THE SALVATORE BROTHERS!! THEY ARE THE FINEST MEN I WILL EVER SEE!!! :-)

My Daddy shot your daddy in the head.
Possessed Sam Winchester, s.2e.14 (Born under a Bad sign)

I lost my shoe.
Sam Winchester, s.3e.3 (Bad day at Back Rock)

I full on Swayze'd that mother...
Dean Winchester, s.2e.1 (In my time of dying)

Sam: I've got a theory. Sort of.
Dean: Hit me.
Sam: Well, thinking about fairy tales...
Dean: Oh, that’s... that's nice. You think about fairy tales often?
Winchester brothers, s.3e5 (Bedtime Stories)

I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.
Castiel, s.4e.1 (Lazerus Rising)

Uriels the funniest angel in the garrison, ask anyone.
Castiel, s.4e.16 (On the head of a pin)

You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of Hell; I can throw you back in.
Castiel, s.4e.2 (Are you there God? It's me, Dean Winchester.)

Copy this if your obsessed with Damon Salvatore!

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if you looked up Ian somerhalder's imbd page and started at the bottom and watched everything he has ever been in and compared each role to his role as Damon Ssalvatore copy and paste this to your profile

AV is Addicted to Vampires

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

DSISS Damon Salvatore Is Sexy Syndrome

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Jacob Black for tricking Bella into kissing him copy and paste this into your proflie.

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If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If, after reading Twilight, you banned any forms of fire from your house(just in case of course), copy and paste this into you profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (That's YOU, Key lol)

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That 90s Kid

Just because you were born in ’97 doesn’t mean you’re a 90’s kid
It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90’s just won't cut it

You’re a 90’s kid if:

You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this "In west Philadelphia born and raised"

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, or Fairy Princess comforter

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular

You remember The Original Game Boy

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos but never taped anything funny

You remember watching
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life
-Animaniacs

-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry’s
-Rocket Power
-Gargoyles

-The 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-Ghost Busters

-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Boy Meets World

-The original Power Rangers
-Hey Arnold.
-The Secret World of Alex Mac
-Double Dare
-Wild & Crazy Kids
-Clarissa Explains it All.
-CAMP NOWHERE
-Salute Your Shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)
-The original cast members of All That.
-Kenan & Kel.
-Flash Forward.
-The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
-Legends of the Hidden Temple
-Hey Dude
-Dinosaurs
-Sailor Moon.
-Blossom.
-Beavis & Butt-Head
-Bill Nye the Science Guy

Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy.

Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
or Nick Jr. with Face
-Gulah Gulah Island
-Little Bear
-Busy Town
-Under the Umbrella Tree
-PEE-WEE!!
-The Comfy Couch

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet.

You had a favorite song of ALL TIME

Then, You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3...and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

"I've fallen and I can't get up"

Two words... Trapper Keeper.

You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide

You wore socks over leggings scrunched down

When everything was settled by:

-'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

You remember playing Four Corners, Capture the Flag, Wiffleball, Mother may I?, and Linkin Logs

You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

When everyone watched the WB.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

You remember when razor scooters were cool.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Tag.

Get Over Here!! means something to you.

Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.

Red Light, Green Light.

Heads Up 7 Up.

Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on.

Hopskotch.

Slip-n-Slides.

Tree Houses.

Hula Hoops.

HELLO...HOT WHEELS!!

Running through the sprinklers.

That "Little Mermaid"

Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

Getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car.

Drinking Squeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"

CAPRI SUN

Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.

Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.

Class field trips.

When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

When 5 dollars seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.

When Toys R Us overuled the mall.

Go back to the time when: Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'

'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'

It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.

Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.

When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.

Another Baby Sitter Club and Little Sister (Karen) book came out and you put your name on hold for it at the library.

When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool

You remember those Where’s Waldo books

You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum

You remember Ring Pops

You remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

Silver dollars, which were cool to have

If you even know what an original walkman is

You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace

Before the MySpace frenzy

Before the Internet & text messaging

Before Sidekicks & iPods

Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360

When we were younger:
...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

Way back,

Before we realized all this would all eventually disappear.

You're a true 90's kid if you smiled at least more than 10 times. . .

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

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-93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

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-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile.

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy and paste.

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I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that hasn’t stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than anything, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

here's a fun well i suppose dark is a better word poem that i wrote.

Child of the night

By Samantha Meyers

I am apart of the night

Bloodthirsty filled

With might

Should you

Meet me

On a dark street corner

My glowing eyes

Will surely

Make you scream with

Fright

I am a

Vampire

Daughter of the night

Swift as a cheetah

Silent as a mouse

Stronger than an

Ox

Fangs protruding from my mouth

As I seek my bloody prey

Before dawn can make me

Run away

Before the sun takes my immortality

Until darkness comes

Again

May you live to see another

Day

THE 1990's

If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this,
and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching:
-Keenan and Kel.
-Doug.
-the Amanda show.
-all that.
-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-fresh prince of bellair
-full house.
-cheers.
-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps&qu ot;

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-ms. mary mack
-doggy doggy diamond step right out!

When kick ball was a daily activity.

When we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember The Original Game Boy.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-ghost busters

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

One word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of
-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry's
-Power Rangers
-Rocket Power.
-Invader Zim

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Lambchop's song never ended.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

Everyone watched the WB.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .
Before Spongebob . . .

When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear...

It is sad because this is true.

Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

I am a 90s kid because I was born in 93, lol.

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You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just can't resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future

Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

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So i had this idea not sure how everyone will respond and thats OK i just felt like doing something different from my fanfic norm. anyway the title says it all ask Alice. full summary inside this is sort of an experiment i want to see where it will go
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-18-11 - Published: 5-20-11 - Alice
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-22-11 - Published: 11-5-10 - Bella & Edward
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Crossover - Twilight & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-1-11 - Published: 1-8-11 - Bella & Emma G.
7. A SemiCharmed life » reviews
Edward left Bella her world fell apart. She isn't found by Sam in the woods but by a mysterious stranger that clams to know her." San Francisco is Bella's chance to forget her past but will she do so willingly? Bella is a witch. RandR
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-29-10 - Published: 10-2-10 - Bella & Edward
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