Mighty ANT

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since	: 08-06-10, id: 2483602, Profile Updated: 10-27-12
country	: Mexico

Author has written 89 stories for Lilo & Stitch, Penguins of Madagascar, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Kung Fu Panda, Cars, Monsters Inc., A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris, James and the Giant Peach, Phantom of the Opera, Toy Story, WALL-E, Finding Nemo, Prep & Landing, DarkWing Duck, Ratatouille, Gnomeo & Juliet, Transformers/Beast Wars, Dr. Seuss series, Hugo, Pirates! Band of Misfits, Madagascar, Gravity Falls, Ice Age, Ninja Turtles, Wreck-It Ralph, Rise of the Guardians, G. I. Joe, Megamind, and Up.

Find me on deviantART http://ant5b.deviantart.com/

Find me on tumblr http://mighty-ant.tumblr.com/

For Wreck-It Ralph fans, there's http://s13.zetaboards.com/Litwaks_Arcade/index/ where you can post art, fanficiton, or just talk about the movie!

Words to live by:

-The only thing to fear is fear itself...and spiders

-Life is more fun when lived at random!

-America succeeds when bad ideas fail

-When life gives you Lemons, throw them back and say,"I wanted Finn McMissile!"

-The only way to make your PC go faster, is to throw it out the window

-Honor Animus vis Equorum

Name: Mighty ANT or ANT

Age: I have the right to remain silent.

Location: Earth

Gender: Female

Hates: Criminals, stupid neighbors, crying babies, rap music, Justin Beiber, Twilight, racists.

Favorite T.V show(s): iCarly,That 70's show, The Nanny, George Lopez, Lilo & Stitch, Penguins of Madagascar, Transformers: Prime, Transformers: Rescue Bots, Gravity Falls, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Gargoyles

Favorite film(s): Cars series, Nightmare before Christmas, Toy Story series, Madagascar series, Lilo & Stitch series, Kung Fu Panda (1-2), Transformers (1-3), Every single Pixar movie, Pirates! Band of Misfits (In An Adventure with Scientists), the Avengers, The Lorax, Ice Age series, Batman Begins/The Dark Knight/Rises,

Ethnic group: Mexican, German, Costa Rican, and Dominican Republican.

Hobbies: Writing, reading numerous fanfics, using the computer, staying away from idiots, getting good grades in school...well that's not really a hobby per say.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

You are a writer IF...

-If you talk to yourself. (Alll the time... *Shakes head sadly*)
-If you write down your actions in your stories and on your profile.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) (All the time again...)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so you're telling me that, if all the dustmites in two square feet were to suddenly tackle glomp each other they'd become visible?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie/chocolate/icing (I eat a LOT of sugar...) in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine (popcorn...)
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-Ifyou tend to collect every rock you can find, to the point that it ANNOYS everyone, even your own mother and other peoples' mother.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have O.C.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have O.C.D (or A.D.D., or A.D.H.D.).
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense (I hate it when I do that).
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have an unhealthy obsession with anything (Mainly a cartoon; foods are fine) Then copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with everthing Disney, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101 MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919, Mighty ANT

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. (hehe... i do that...)

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks"Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

Things to Think About

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man that invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the plane out of the same substance that indestructible little black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

So what's the speed of dark?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

EMO= Extravagantly Made Origami

If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit?

Why is it called a TV set if you only get one?

Random Things From Other Profiles

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they said and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out how the hell you did it.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do, kill me?

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Wierd is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this into your profile..

If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.

If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles then copy and paste this on your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

37 Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. (I jump up and down like a little girl! XD)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch went under, copy and paste this on your profile if you'd be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like films with talking animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you work on your stories/artwork while sitting in the front row of your classes, copy and paste this into your signature/profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Jacob takes off his shirt way too much in New Moon copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a bad athlete and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.

What if...

What if the world ended in 2012? (lies!)

What if I gain 10 pounds before next year?

What if I find out I'm allergic to bees?

What if I died with my best friend?

What if I found out I'm really an alien?

What if I get cancer?

What if my house catches fire?

What if my pet gets taken to the pound?

What if Invader Zim gets taken off the air for good?

What if my computer breaks?

What if I run out of peanut butter?

What if I get food poisoning?

What if I lose my bff due to some stupid fight?

What if my TV dies out?

What if I don't win the lottery next Tuesday?

what if the moon crashes into the earth in the next 5 minutes?

What if I fall off a cliff?

What if my internet stopped working right now and I had to start this list ALL OVER AGAIN?

What if?

Life's too short to worry. If you believe this, copy it to your profile and write some of your own

If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. Huh, a lot of people haven't read fanfiction.

If you've searched Google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile

Please ignore my rambling...

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1. A New Divide » reviews
With the destruction of their base, Team Prime has scattered, leaving the Autobots to their own devices. While Optimus and Wheeljack search the stars for Autobot aid, the obscure island of Griffin Rock and its inhabitants come into play. Rescue Bots/Prime crossover. Post-"Darkest Hour" and spin-off 'The Strangest of Places'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,031 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-14-13 - Published: 3-28-13 - Optimus Prime

2. The Strangest of Places » reviews
Prime/Rescue Bots Crossover. Little moments within both series. Prompts and suggestions accepted.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,932 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 4-2-13 - Published: 3-31-12

3. Books and Fear reviews
Mabel and Dipper run into a different kind of monster in the woods.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-19-13

4. In the Dark reviews
April doesn't need to be protected as much as she used to.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-8-13 - April O'Neil & Donatello - Complete

5. Apology throughout the Ages reviews
Scarlett and Snake Eyes' first meeting. And then some.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-24-13 - Snake Eyes & Scarlett - Complete

6. Novum Amicus reviews
Michelangelo takes April to meet his "new friend". Oneshot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-11-13 - April O'Neil & Leatherhead - Complete

7. Hourglass » reviews
Sandman knew that time was running out. Oneshot /Spoiler Warning/
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-5-13 - Published: 11-22-12 - Sandy - Complete

8. Not Knowing reviews
Miko and Bulkhead spend Christmas on the run. Post-"Darkest Hour"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-24-12 - Miko N. & Bulkhead - Complete

9. Lost reviews
Each of the Guardians owed Sandman for something. Oneshot
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-20-12 - Sandy - Complete

10. See You Again » reviews
50 themes - 50 drabbles. Will include some spoilers later on! Suggestions/requests accepted
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 12-9-12 - Published: 10-28-12

11. Mending Seams reviews
Bunnymund was NOT going soft. Oneshot
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 12-1-12 - Bunnymund - Complete

12. Shifting Sands reviews
In the three centuries that Jack Frost had lived and breathed in Burgess, the Sandman had only made two personal visits. Oneshot /Spoiler Warning/
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-28-12 - Jack Frost & Sandy - Complete

13. Exhaust reviews
O'Hare had since learned not to get his hopes up. Oneshot
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-23-12 - Aloysius O'Hare & The Once-ler - Complete

14. Broken Bones and Bloody Knuckles reviews
Felix plans a surprise visit to Hero's Duty to see Sergeant Calhoun- he forgets that she doesn't like surprises. Oneshot /Written pre-movie/
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-12-12 - Fix-It Felix, Jr. & Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete

15. Introduction reviews
Fix-It Felix meets Vanellope for the first time. It doesn't end well. Drabble /Written pre-movie/
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-9-12 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete

16. Sticks and Stones reviews
One shot. 2012 Universe. The Turtles weren't as indestructible as April had thought. /Relationship can be taken as romantic or platonic/
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-3-12 - Donatello & April O'Neil - Complete

17. A Friend reviews
Ralph finally meets someone as under appreciated as him. Pure FLUFF /Written pre-movie/
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-30-12 - Wreck-It Ralph & Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete

18. At Night reviews
Wheeljack chuckled quietly, and Fowler's gaze zipped back up to him. "Revenge never felt quite so empty before," he mumbled with a ghost of a smirk across his faceplate. Post "Hurt"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-28-12 - Wheeljack & W. Fowler - Complete

19. Only Time Will Tell reviews
Prime. "And alone is usually a lot less complicated." -Set of drabbles- AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-12 - Wheeljack & Miko N. - Complete

20. Fever reviews
It would take some time for April to get used to having mutant ninja turtles as her best friends. /Based on upcoming 2012 Nickelodeon series/
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-27-12 - April O'Neil & Donatello - Complete

21. The Desolate Moon reviews
Even the toughest of animals doubt themselves sometimes. Shira/Diego -Oneshot-
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-16-12 - Shira & Diego - Complete

22. Exploration and Relocation » reviews
Horribly bruised and battered, Wheeljack finds safe haven in the small island town of Griffin Rock. Prime/Rescue Bots Crossover
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 7-15-12 - Published: 5-30-12 - Wheeljack

23. Life's a Circus reviews
Five part oneshot featuring characters from the Madagascar trilogy. May or may not be continued. Open to prompts.
Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-14-12

24. Second Glance reviews
So maybe his great-niece and nephew weren't THAT annoying...at least not all the time. Fluff -Oneshot-
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-12-12 - Grunkle Stan - Complete

25. Tightropes and Fences reviews
And now they could dance together. Melman/Gloria -Three part oneshot-
Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-11-12 - Complete

26. Fathers reviews
Alex barely knew his. Gia never had one. Three part oneshot -Alex/Gia-
Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-16-12 - Complete

27. Trustworthiness reviews
Vitaly huffed under his breath, glaring daggers at Alex as he called the penguins over and they cut a fish up into sushi with several impressive swipes from a pair of katana. "I do not trust lion," he muttered, verdant green eyes narrowed. Alex/Gia -Oneshot-
Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-14-12 - Complete

28. Wish You Were Gone reviews
Maurice had to admit that he'd miss Julien...or maybe not. Minor Julien/Sonya -Oneshot-
Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-12-12 - Complete

29. Firework reviews
The final, niggling doubts of Alex the Lion. Slight Alex/Gia Post-film Minor Spoilers
Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-10-12 - Complete

30. A History reviews
The pirate with a scarf's thoughts after becoming captain.
Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-6-12 - The Pirate with a scarf - Complete

31. One reviews
Prime. A small town is leveled by the Decepticons. Optimus is left in the ruins. Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-19-12 - Optimus Prime - Complete

32. At the End of a Sentence reviews
The pirate with a scarf undergoes a slight change in appearance. Drabble
Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-4-12 - Complete

33. Back up Plan » reviews
Sarge never switched McQueen's fuel. -AU- Character death
Cars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,282 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 4-28-12 - Published: 11-5-11 - Mater - Complete

34. Detonation reviews
Prime. Miko spends some time with Wheeljack during one of his visits. However, she was never warned about his tendency to...invent. Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-16-12 - Miko N. & Wheeljack - Complete

35. Alfa and Omega » reviews
Two cars, brought together by fate. One was suave and sleek, an excellent spy. The other sent to help infiltrate a government. Torn apart when needed most; lost and heartbroken alone. Finn/Giulia -Rated to be safe- Both Pre-and-Post Movie
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,997 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 4-2-12 - Published: 8-1-11 - Finn M. - Complete

36. War and Peace reviews
Even years after the Great War, Inspector Gustave still suffers nightmares. Oneshot Gustave/Lisette -Rated for safety-
Hugo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-27-12 - The Inspector & The Flower Lady - Complete

37. Being reviews
A conversation between the Lorax and Audrey. Short Oneshot
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-24-12 - The Lorax & Audrey - Complete

38. Outsiders reviews
Because the three of them- Ted, Audrey, and the Once-ler- never really fit in. Oneshot
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-20-12 - Complete

39. Wild Card » reviews
In which Radiator Springs never existed, Mater is a sharp detective, and Finn needs the tow truck's help to save his partner. L/S and eventual M/H -AU- *Based on Cars Toons: Mater Private Eye*
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,206 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 3-17-12 - Published: 8-26-11 - Mater & Finn M.

40. The Way He Leaned reviews
Set during the movie- The Once-ler had lost everything. Drabble
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-17-12 - The Once-ler - Complete

41. Stars reviews
Pre-movie- A small moment between the Lorax and Once-ler, mirrored several years later by the latter and Ted.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-16-12 - The Once-ler - Complete

42. Behind the Clouds » reviews
A series of short, unrelated Cars oneshots. -Based on the 100 Theme Challenge- Romance, Angst, Humor, ect. Set throughout both movies. #74-Midnight- Finn stays up late at C.H.R.O.M.E. HQ
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 3-14-12 - Published: 8-16-11

43. Tragedy reviews
Prime. Miko reads, and enjoys, Romeo and Juliet. Bulkhead suffers the aftermath. Fluff -Oneshot-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-14-12 - Bulkhead & Miko N. - Complete

44. Handicap reviews
Prime. Rafael would have to grow used to his new disability. Oneshot -AU-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-29-12 - Raf E. - Complete

45. Manhunt reviews
Prime. A human child has somehow gotten aboard the Nemesis. Coincidentally, Orion Pax is the one to find him. Slight AU -Oneshot-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-22-12 - Optimus Prime & Raf E. - Complete

46. Clouds reviews
Trying to make sense of them is always an enjoyable pastime.Drabble
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-12 - Lilo P. & 626/Stitch - Complete

47. Alright for Fighting reviews
5O Themes, one sentence each, various pairings, all Gnomeo and Juliet.
Gnomeo & Juliet - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-3-12 - Complete

48. I Know Why the Caged Bird Needs Company reviews
"My apologies..for harming your skull with 2.5 pounds of fish and wooden cutlery, Marlene." Oneshot -Set after "I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane"- Mild, one-sided Marski
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-1-12 - Kowalski & Marlene - Complete

49. Apology reviews
Tybalt couldn't feel remorse for everything he'd done...could he? Oneshot
Gnomeo & Juliet - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-24-12 - Juliet & Tybalt - Complete

50. Five Times Finn McMissile Didn't Say What He Felt reviews
And the one time he did. Mild, mild Finn/Holley-can be seen as friendship. Oneshot
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-21-12 - Finn M. - Complete

51. Bitter Silence reviews
-70 of the 100 Theme Challenge- Darkwarrior Duck notes the silence in the building that used to be his home.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-15-12 - Darkwarrior Duck - Complete

52. Light reviews
-28 of the 100 Theme Challenge- 100 word drabble on Remy's thoughts when spiraling through the sewer
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-10-12 - Complete

53. Tumbling Wheel reviews
A look into the life of Tomber Roues before and a little bit after being interrupted and later chased down by two spy cars and a tow truck. Oneshot
Cars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-5-12 - Tomber & Finn M. - Complete

54. Helmets and Lullabies reviews
Darkwing Duck notices the change between him and the little hellion he was forced to care for. Set during 'Darkly Dawns the Duck'. Drabblish Oneshot
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-31-11 - Darkwing Duck & Gosalyn - Complete

55. Nickname reviews
Thistleton should really learn to watch his mouth. -Thistleton/Magee- Post-film Oneshot
Prep & Landing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-23-11 - Complete

56. Thunder reviews
'He felt it then. A tearing sensation, something snapping. Shifu knew at that moment, that something had gone wrong.' -Short Drabble- Set during the second movie
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-22-11 - Shifu - Complete

57. Compact Cube » reviews
The untold story of a scarcely known C.H.R.O.M.E. Agent—Leland Turbo. A series of related oneshots
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-18-11 - Published: 9-15-11 - Finn M.

58. In the Cellar reviews
Mr. Ping hides with his newly adopted son, as Tai Lung lays waste to the Valley. Slight AU -Oneshot-
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-17-11 - Mr. Ping & Oogway - Complete

59. Hardcore reviews
In truth, Tigress was anything but. Short Drabble
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-13-11 - Tigress & Po - Complete

60. Once reviews
One look is all it takes. Lightning/Sally -Oneshot-
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-6-11 - Lightning & Sally - Complete

61. Window to the Soul reviews
The face is a picture of the mind, as the eyes are its interpreter. Oneshot
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-3-11 - Lotso & Bonnie - Complete

62. Loss reviews
Nemo truly didn't know how lucky he was to still have someone out there—to still have family. -Drabble-
Finding Nemo - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-28-11 - Gill - Complete

63. Years reviews
For as long as WALL-E could remember, he'd always been alone. -Short, senseless drabble-
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-22-11 - WALL-E & EVE - Complete

64. Infinity reviews
A friendship begun the most simplest of ways. /Crossover with another PIXAR movie -Drabble- Possible continuation/
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-17-11 - Bonnie

65. Lightweight reviews
A younger Finn McMissile faces the consequences of allowing Leland Turbo to rope him into another one of his harebrained challenges. -Oneshot- Rated to be safe
Cars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-16-11 - Finn M. - Complete

66. First Glance reviews
There's a first time for everything... -Drabble- Mater/Holley
Cars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-14-11 - Mater & Holley S. - Complete

67. Flesh and Blood reviews
The Phantom's lust for flesh results in vital consequences. Post-movie -AU- Series of vignettes -Oneshot-
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-11 - Complete

68. A Land Lost in Time reviews
On his journey to circumnavigate the globe, billionaire oil baron, Sir Miles Axlerod instead ended up lost for some time in a mysterious land dubbed 'Paradise Falls', along with its more...colorful inhabitants. -Oneshot-
Crossover - Cars & Up - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-3-11 - Miles Axlerod - Complete

69. Love reviews
It's the strangest thing... Centipede/Spider -Short Drabble-
James and the Giant Peach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-1-11 - Complete

70. Nobody's Fool » reviews
Short drabbles/oneshots on the adorable pairing between a certain tow truck and a brilliant superspy. MaterxHolley
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 22,825 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 10-30-11 - Published: 7-9-11 - Mater & Holley S.

71. Without You reviews
No matter how kind his new friends were, James still had to suffer through the more traumatic outlook that living with his aunts had left him with. But it didn't mean he had to face it alone. Rated to be safe. -Oneshot-
James and the Giant Peach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-29-11 - Complete

72. Fragile reviews
At times, Franceour forgot how fragile Lucille truly was. Short Drabble
A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-29-11 - Complete

73. Monster reviews
Francoeur would learn to live with the curse he'd been given, and the monster he was gradually becoming. -Oneshot-
A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-24-11 - Complete

74. Tomorrow reviews
Fifty themes, one sentence each, spanning both movies. Various pairings -Oneshot-
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-6-11 - Complete

75. As it Seems reviews
Not spies. Assassins. -Oneshot- AU
Cars - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-11 - Finn M. - Complete

76. Memory reviews
En route to New York City -or Antarctica, to Skipper's mind- the lead penguin's true emotional trigger that brought back memories of the Central Park Zoo weren't the snow cones. Skilene -OneShot-
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-28-11 - Skipper

77. If I Didn't Have You reviews
-30 Themes- Short drabbles centered on one of the best PIXAR movies of all time. Sulley and Boo centric. Oneshot
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-5-11

78. Behind Closed Doors reviews
Despite what they always told her, Mary knew the truth. She always did. -Oneshot-
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-30-11 - Boo/Mary Gibbs

79. Clarity » reviews
Of course Finn cared about her. Holley was his daughter after all, and he would do everything in his power to keep her safe. As well as never telling her the truth. Slight AU -A series of vignettes- Complete!
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-24-11 - Published: 8-13-11 - Finn M. & Holley S. - Complete

80. The Reason Why reviews
After everything that happened, he didn't even want to imagine what would happen in this 'British Intelligence' job. But Finn knew that he couldn't let himself get attached to anyone ever again, lest something like this happen once more.-Oneshot- Finn/OC
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-24-11 - Finn M. - Complete

81. You Might Think » reviews
Life goes on, even when one is lost. Drabbles following "Our Town" Spoilers for Cars 2
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-10-11 - Published: 6-28-11

82. Collision of Worlds reviews
It's the day everyone has been waiting for: Mater and Holley's first date. Meanwhile, Finn gets coerced into spending time with the residents of Radiator Springs. Mater/Holley -OneShot-
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-5-11 - Mater & Holley S. - Complete

83. Our Town reviews
One certain racecar comes to grips with his friend's mortality, realizing that no one can live forever. -Oneshot- Slight Spoilers
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-26-11 - Lightning & Doc/Fabulous Hudson Hornet - Complete

84. Master to Minion » reviews
"He pushed away all thoughts pertaining to Kung Fu, to his friends, his master; everything was forgotten at that moment. He had gone from master to minion, and for some reason, he couldn't have felt happier." Slight CranexViper -Rated to be safe- Complete
Crossover - Kung Fu Panda & Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-18-11 - Published: 5-29-11 - Crane & Minion - Complete

85. Who, Where, Why? reviews
What was up with Bat and Owl? Were the two minions PRETENDING to be stupid? And what if they belonged to some secret organization? This, is the result of my musings. so, read and review, and NO FLAMES!-Old Story-
T.U.F.F. Puppy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-21-11 - Dudley P. & Kitty K.

86. Meeting Blowhole » reviews
When Ava is captured by Blowhole, the penguins immidietly spring into action. though, when they go to rescue her, will they discover her most important secret? rated K plus because of Ava annoying Blowhole -Old Story-
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 12-23-10 - Dr. Blowhole - Complete

87. Scar Story reviews
after pestering Ava over and over again, she finally gives in and tells the penguins the story of how she got her scar, and help her feel better about it in the end -rated K plus because of a killer dog *story better than summary* -Old Story-
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-22-10 - Skipper & Private - Complete

88. New Recuit » reviews
when Ava, and ordinary human girl, gets somehow turned into a penguin, she gets taken to the Central Park Zoo, and meets the whole gang, though Skipper doesn't trust her. all she ever wanted, was a family *full summary inside* -Old Story-
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,326 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-19-10 - Published: 10-12-10 - Skipper & Private

89. Ava & Stitch » reviews
Ava is somehow transported to the lilo and stitch world, and soon gains a new ohana. though, evil is lurking, and hamsterviel returns, with a new/old minion! will the ohana be able to defeat him, or will hamsterviel prevail? -Old Story-
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,821 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-8-10 - Published: 10-10-10 - Lilo P. & 625/Reuben - Complete

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