You never know what will come out of this little brain of mine.

I am an an aspiring author who plans on making creative writing my life, as it is my hobby and occupies my mind most of the time. I am also on Quizilla under said user name of this account. I am a major hopeless romantic. I am a big fan of the southern gentleman and have still to find mine :(. I have also recently found a small passion for poetry. I am still majorly a novel writer, but I now can write decent poetry. I love the imagery of it all. Who knows. I might just post something on here if I get the inspiration to.

You can find me on Quizilla at http://quizilla.teennick.com/user/inulovekawaii13.

XOXO, InuLoveKawaii13 (I.L.K. 13)

Stories:

Updates will be sporadic. I gave up on schedules a long time ago.

NOTE: If you are dealing with the Error 2 message, thanks to HPFFC, I have discovered a counteraction: go to the URL and replace 'properties' with 'content'.

Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING FAMILIAR in my stories. These are called FAN FICTION for a reason. You cannot even post your own work here on Fan Fiction to begin with, so I really see stating this redundant. Why would I be writing on FanFiction.net if I was the owner of the rights to a product?

Titled Works:

Ok. I swear. I am going to get something out soon. I just haven't had much time to do so. Of course, I always say this. Even though it is true. Wish me luck, my loves.

Iris Petals: ONGOING

This is still a work in progress. It is still in the editing process. I am going to be editing some chapters due to a change in style that I did not notice until I reread chapter 3. I have to go through and change minor details. There shouldn't be any changes to the plot. But that is besides the point. The next chapter is up and I am on a bit of a roll right now. I am glad and proud to admit that my plot bunnies, Calico and Rio, have responded to the yogurt bribery and given me a line to work with for once. I decided to go for the fun route with this chapter instead of the serious route that I was trying out. While I still have the original ending, somehow the plot line that I had roughly sketched in my head - namely, the few moments I "had to have" in the story just don't want to fit into it anymore. But it is better now than it was previously.

Wandering Romance, Unwavering: ONGOING

I apologize for the long and torturous wait I force my lovely readers to bare. Alas, I plan on getting the next chapter out sooner than I did with this one. I might actually title these chapters if I get creative enough, who knows. I might just stick to the 'no chapter title editing' thing I do with Iris Petals. SCRATCH THAT! I have decided that naming titles is too much work and I am thus too lazy to bother. I am working on the next chapter. I just wish Calico and Rio would help me with this one as well. I really need ideas to get past this one stage in the chapter I am working on. If anyone is willing to PM me inspiration, I will gladly take it -- usage, however, is optional on my end.

Ten Pin Bowling: COMPLETED

Completed. Inspired by an AyanePin fan fiction I read and re-read called One to Ten. She knows he is off limits. She doesn't even like him. Who would? At least, that is what she tells herself.

The Butt of the Joke: COMPLETE/ONE SHOT

Completed. A one shot involving butts, Harry, scary girls, and shocking words coming from the queen of straight lace herself, Hermione Granger -- and all of Gryffindor hears the case. A little Christmas present of sorts as well as an apology for not posting in what I consider ages.

A Smashed Cupcake: COMPLETE/ONE SHOT

Completed. A one shot about Sakura's birthday. Naruto had given Sakura a cupcake. Keyword: given. The girl smashed it in response to Sai's stupid comment. So what does Naruto do? Well, why not ask everyone what he is supposed to give her! Featured couples: ShikaIno, hinted at NaruHina.

The Last Time I Do This: COMPLETE/ONE SHOT

Completed. A one shot about James finally giving up on Lily and how she copes with it. Let's just say that Remus forces Lily to wake up and the ending is a not so happy one and Lily may or may not have ended up in tears.

A Goal Barely Missed: COMPLETE/ONE SHOT

Completed. My first challenge story written for the Minor Character's challenge given by A Sirius Crush On Moony. It may or may not be fulfilling of the challenge, as I was going blind into it. But it is about Alicia Spinnet and her remembering the days before the war. May become more than a one shot, but is not likely to happen as I have too much on my rather small platter at the moment.

Wind: COMPLETED/ONE SHOT

Completed. A one shot in which Sesshomaru remembers the only woman he loved, and the love he lost. A gift for my friend GrandSpector.

Weird: COMPLETED/ONE SHOT

Completed. A one shot in which showcases a confused and frustrated Kakashi as human and social.

I've Had My Moments: COMPLETE/ONE SHOT

Completed. A one shot in which Seamus, being his witty self (or what I imagine him to be. I mean, he's Irish, people!), attempting to cheer up a severely depressed man he happens upon when he goes for a walk.

Ideas:

After the War (Title A Work In Progress) Harry Potter: Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley. Honestly? I decided to write this one just because I personally think that all the Harry-Ginny fics post-DH, pre-epilogue are generally not that good. They always seem a bit too dramatic. This one is definitely going to be posted by me. Just give me some time. I redid the plot in my head...as usual and have to rewrite the first chapter. I will not be posting this story until I get two or three chapters written out.

Naruto: A Shika/Ino two-shot. I plan on writing one and have it started on paper, but have yet to type it up, as I have to find it in my stack of papers with it on it. It is also more of an issue of actually working on this one. I am a bit of a procrastinator... Such a bad habit. I really should try to figure out how exactly this happened. I will have this up as soon as I am able to work on it.

The Naruto Collection. For more information on this in particular, please wait for me to post. I have a WHOLE chunk about my Naruto Fan Fictions. They are planned out for the most part. They still have minor details to work out. However, expect a Chouji/Emi (OC) FanFic soon! I am getting to where I am able to start him really soon. I can actually start him now, probably, if I get the motivation. Who knows. We may have a surprise in store for us, me included. I have my plan on Quizilla in a journal entry, if you wish to look at that -- it is one of the 'The Random Thoughts' entries (I cannot remember the number).

NCIS: LA: Kensi/Deeks. Maybe a little romance with a lot of butt-kicking by Kensi. This will probably be more comedy than anything. I am not sure if I will actually start this one, though. I hope I will, just because I like this couple.

Naruto: Kiba/Ayame S. one-shot. A little winter treat on my behalf. I really want to get a cute winter one shot out with these two. I will try to have it out sometime in the near future. I want to further the plot a little bit in Iris Petals before I get this out so that it makes sense.

Naruto: Hinata H. one-shot. I have to look it up, but I think that Hinata's birthday is the 23rd of December, or at least around that date, so I want to write a little cute one shot, maybe involving Naruto getting her a present (due to missing her birthday, as I have a strange feeling that I have...). Be on the look out.

Hana Yori Dango: Tsukushi/Domyouji. I was watching Hana Yori Dango (about a year's worth of) a couple of days ago and thought, Hey! I want to write something for them! I cannot promise much, but I am thinking on it. I might write a post-wedding fic or something.

Harry Potter: Draco Malfoy/Astoria Greengrass. I was thinking about this mainly because I have been reading a lot of Rose/Scorpius fics here lately and really like the idea of writing an anti-hate-Draco fic. I like his character after the seventh book, and even felt sorry for him in the sixth (one of quite a few times I felt Harry was out of control if you ask me, though I still like Harry). I already have the beginning in my head. Like animosity at Harry for getting him out of trouble with the Ministry of Magic.

A note to the wise: my stories will constantly be edited and cropped. Though none of this is really story changing, the changes themselves may be referred to in later chapters. Generally they are just grammatical and slight sentence revisions. But if you come across something in a later chapter that doesn't really make sense, PM me about it or go back and scan through previous chapters. It may make more sense then.

An Extra Note: For my favorites. Since I have a ton of favorite stories from the same author, I decided to go through them and delete the favorite story and add the author to my favorites, if I have enough of them (generally five or more stories).

Things that Annoy Me:

1. When someone writes a one-shot and does not mark it as complete.

2. When a story is complete, the author does not mark it so.

3. An author does not complete a story or update for over a year, and does not bother to tell people they have no intention of completing it. Even though I am just as guilty as the next person.

4. When people write: "I suck at summaries, just read it." or "Sucks, but read it anyway." Have some faith people! Even if it sucks, don't say it! Some people may not think the summary sucks (a.k.a. me...). Or when you don't give a summary period. Normally, people will not look at a story if no summary is provided (a.k.a. me, too, unless the title is REALLY interesting).

5. Quotations, people! This is really one of the things that irritate me to no end. Does anyone know how to use quotes these days? At all?

6. Grammar. Not only do you have betas on FanFiction, but you should try to edit it yourselves people. Consider it practice for essays in school or that yearly Christmas Letter. Plus, when you claim to be an aspiring author, you should be able to make something of an effort to edit and revise your own work.

7. When my internet shuts down when I have a ton of stories I want to read. :.(

8. When I cannot post something after I finally finish it! Curse you, Error 2 messages!

9. When teachers decide to pile all their work within the same week. Do they collaborate or something? Not just that, but when they decide to pile all the work within a specific time frame that I really, really need free (a.k.a. November).

10. When things aren't 'accurate' when written after the facts came out, albeit some of this is the point of FanFiction, it still irritates me a little.

11. Spelling. It is essential in life. It annoys me when my mom asks for spelling and it annoys me when you spell things wrong. Typos, I understand. Letters on the opposite side of the keyboard? Not so much.

12. Over-dramatization in a fan fiction. I understand that people like to have action in their fics, and I also see the merit. However, by putting in too much drama, the story comes off as cheesy and difficult to read at several points.

13. When I can't, for the love of Fan Fiction, just want to read something, anything, and I cannot find any type of storyline that I want to read.

Fun Stuff:

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says,
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi
(Written by someone else)

Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you’d better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don’t take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki’s interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It’s no trouble.)

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don’t you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

QUOTES

You see that girl? Yeah her? She seems so invincible, right? But just touch her and she'll wince. She has secrets and trusts no one. She's the perfect example of betrayal because everyone that she's ever trusted broke her.

Anonymous

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Naruto, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Anonymous (with a little tweaking on my end...)

The worst thing you can do for love is deny it; so when you find that special someone, don't let anyone or anything get in your way.

Anonymous

If you are not weird, you are not normal. Because there is no such thing as normal, for normal is different for every person in the world.

InuLoveKawaii13

One can go their whole life without being noticed, but one cannot go through life without noticing.

InuLoveKawaii13

One has to do something in order to get somewhere. It doesn't matter how hard you try to do something if you don't actually do.

InuLoveKawaii13

"You see what you know, not what you want. ... If you don't know what you want, then you'll never see it."

-- From Sirena

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Anonymous

"Stay," Sirius snorted once James left the room. "What does he think I am? A dog?" Wormtail opened his mouth to respond. "Don't answer that."

-- From A Hare,y Little Problem

What are we? Motivated, dedicated, fired up, and educated!

What? Gold and blue!

Who? 262

Hooyah 262! Hooyah 262!

-- Division 262, Motivation Chant, 2012

Song of the Moment: "Hurricane" by Dustin Lynch

"That’s the thing about a hurricane
She’s all lightning and wind and rain
Get too close and you’re swept away
Better hold on till it breaks
Cause’ it’s a hell of a ride if you can just survive the pain
But that’s the thing about a hurricane"