I Warn You of eXtrEme oddnes and randomness in my Profile, If you ant a good profile scroll down until you see a solid paragraph or something that you think is funny. AND DO NOT READ MY POEM AS SAID BELOW AND ABOVE. I only keep it for saying that I wrote something for MR. Which I

BOOKS THAT DON'T SUCK:

MAXIMUM RIDE

I am Number Four

WARRIORS

DANIEL X

ANY MANGA OF BOOKS LISTED ABOVE

ANY PETER BENCHLEY BOOK ( I GOT PISSED OFF CUZ THEY CHANGED THE END OF JAWS IN THE MOVIE) and I never really finished Jaws, but shhhhhh or Imma keel u!! LOL JK I'M not actually mean

BOOKS THAT IM SICK OF:

TWILIGHT

MILEY CYRUS: MILES TO GO

BOOKS I LIKE BUT MY TEACHERS HATE:

All listed above except for I AM NUMBER FOUR

BOOKS THAT I WANNA PUT ON MY DARTBOARD:

MILEY CYRUS: MILES TO GO (It over uses the word pappy and smiled and she is such a freaking bitch i want E.T. to kill her so at the end of her book it will overuse all 3 word i hate)

ANY BOOK THAT OVER USES THE WORDS 'PAPPY, SMILED, AND EXTRA TERRESTRIAL' (Y I HATE THE BOOK E.T. AT THE END CUZ IT JUST PISSES ME OFF)

i like unicorns!!!

STARFISH REALLY LOVES U!

"When ur feeling all alone,

the world's a drone,

and nobody's shown any love to u,"

"I can't tell if ur adorable or creepy"

"When ur heart is cold as stone,

just change ur tone,

get rid od that groan,

and the whale will tone"

"I'm probrably gonna go with creepy"

"Cuz sword fishes love you,

jellyfishes love you,

Starfishes-"

"I LOVE YOU!!!!!!"

"You know it's true,

cat fishes love you,

carp fishes love you,

blow-"

"STARFISH REALLY LOVES YOU"

" In the ocean blue."

"LUNGFISH.

BLACKFISH.

ALLIGATOR.

ICEFISH.

ARMORHEAD.

HAMMERHEAD.

ANACONDA.

FLATHEAD.

MANTARAY.

STINGRAY.

FANGTOOTHED MORAY.

GOBLINSHARK.

GRASS CARP.

ROUND

RIVER

BATRAY.

NOODLEFISH.

HAGFISH.

MAN O' WAR.

LADYFISH.

BLACK EEL.

BABYSEAL.

SPRAT.

KOI.

ELECTRIC EEL.

LAMPREY.

PEDJERAY.

YELLOW EDGED MORAY.

SALMON SHARK.

SLEEPERSHARK.

FEATHERBACK.

EAGLE RAY."

"well you can ignore this play,

it's fine with me,

But one day you'll see.

That my words are true."

"PLEASE STOP SINGING TO ME"

"What if you find that you are gray,

that you will soon be feeling the love too,"

"I CANT WAIT"

"Cuz sword fishes love you,

jellyfishes love you,

Starfishes-"

"I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER"

"You know it's true,

cat fishes love you,

carp fishes love you,

blow-"

"STARFISH LOVE ME LOVE ME"

" In the ocean blue!"

"O there goes everyone exploding again."

watch charlie the unicorn three to hear that song, cuz...

"STARFISH REALLY LOVES YOU!!!"

Sorry for the randomness

IMPORTANT MESSAGE

For all you Maximum Ride lovers out there

i am the proof that James patterson wasn't lying when he talked about the institute in Newyork, but he got the where wrong, it is actually in the sewers of Chicago and i know because i grew up there. I escaped at the age of 5 to go find my parents, which wasn't that hard because they live in a suburb of chicago and i already had a file with everything about me in it and my parent's current location (i found it on top of my cage) so... i put 2 and 2 together and poof i found them, i was a smart 5 year old and if you haven't forgotten that i was at the institute so you all can guess i am not 100% human. WOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I'm special. I am 98.5% human, 1.5% guinea pig. You may think it's lame, but it's not. Sometimes my eyes turn red. Cool i'm a vampire too. JK. I have a hard bite, bad thing is it's kind of a habbit. also i love to run, or walk (especially in circles). I bet they got the idea of vamps from J pigs (sorry J pig sounds better than G pig). I mean where else would they get the idea of biting creatures with red eyes who can run really fast? Stupid turtles. JK i like turtles one of my friends is also from the institute and is 1% turtle, and another 2% fish. IDK how she can live on land. But no she can't breathe under water but a 6 year old AVIAN AMERICAN CAN!!! WTF im sorry angel but how can you do that and she cant, i mean you must have fish DNA. GOSH!!! BTW If somehow you are reading this and at the institute you can escape whenever you want at night, they need a better security system(not that i want that), but gosh a 5 year old can escape with her files and her friends too, omg you really should have escaped by now. IDK why i wrote that cuz not the institute will come after me and then take me back andd now they will fix the problem. Sorry :( I love guinea pigs, they are so cut and soft, like me, and cuddly, aain like me, and oh so lovable(with sharp teeth an d a hard bite), and oh my gosh i must be part guinea pig cuz also agian like me, oh right. I forgot. BTW if Fang is reading this please contact me by sending me something here and i will give you my location. I love you. a little glad you left max, for me, but also sad cuz HOW COULD YOU TEAR UP THE FLOCK AGAIN?!?!?

Don't go looking for the institute!?! It's scary. BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now all you maximum ride sceptics do you believe me?!? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?!?!?!

BTW that is 99.9999999999999999999999% true, my turtle friend is actually 1.1% turtle and 98.9% human, JK, but seriously.

HOLA

thumbs up for vampire guinea pigs.

Have You seen on google Confessions Of MR Characters? If you have make sure you read all of them especially iggy's. The funny part about his is not what he does, but his excuse for it.

Iggy: Sometimes i squeeze someones boobs and use the excuse that I'm blind and couldn't tell.

Fang: Those brown packages in the mail that max gets are my gay magazines. (That is so not true, but I can't leave you wondering what Fang said, so GRRRRRr to whoever wrote that and now you people know the sad and untrue truth)

Max: When no one is looking i play with my My little pony collection.

Gazzy: When nudge and Angel go to the mall i go to victoria's secret and stare at the bras.

Nudge: I once dated 9 guys in one week.

Angel: I've looked into iggy's mind

UGH

You don't wanna know.

Jeb: TEEHEE I've seen Dr. Martinez naked.

I see why max hates him. Although why does she hate him and then care about him when he gets hurt and then feel guilty and then hate him again? Ugh Mutant teen hormones.

I LIKE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_

LlLlLlU The pie looks better when u txt it on a phone. Plz try it or I made a horrible pie for nothing.

Me's got some issues with pie!

WHY CAN'T WE PUT PICTURES ON HERE????????????????????? I WANTS TO PUT PICTURES OF WARRIOR CATS!!!!!

Heehee I love (pun intended) Cat fights!!! BTW I have a huge crush on Crowfeather and Hawkfrost. Although both of them get worse as the story goes on because Hawkfrost gets evil and dies. And Crowfeather has to choose a mate he obviously doesn't love as much as Leafpool. Also kind of Jayfeather, but I couldn't. Heehee I don't love anyone in my own clan, yet.

BTW IDK Y EVRY LUV QUZ I TAKE SAYZ I AM A PERFCT match with Ari from Maxximum Ride, who I Kinda like (like like), but he dies and (I'm sorry this is cheesy) My heart belongs to Fang.