|I Love My Crazy Beautiful Life|
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Trylle Trilogy.
I'm the Funny one, Bookworm, and the stupid one at my lunch table. I'm also the violent one.
I love reading, writing, music, and movies.
Things that creep me out or are just creepy in general: raccoons *shivers, snakes, spiders, creepy old men who tell me and my friends that we should move to austrila when we have husbands and children because america will become overpopulated and theres going to be no room then goes on to tell us fun facts about austrila( and that guy was up in our faces and no matter what anyone tells me he had an english accent and a creepy mustashe)
Things I enjoy: cute boys, one direction, dogs, horses, GIRLS lacrosse, cute boys, music, and oh did I mention cute boys?
My favorite series are:
Harry Potter- J.K Rowling
Couplea who are perfect for each other: Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny Neville/Luna Annabeth/Percy Grover/Juipner Nico/Thaila , Jason/Piper, Kat/Hale, Simmon/Gabriel Frank/Hazel
Couples that should NEVER be together:
Hermione/Snape, Draco/Harry, Rachel/Percy, Cammie/Josh, Leo/Piper, Neville/Draco Jason/Renya
Hogwarts house: Gryffindor
Qudditich Postion: Beater
Favorite Spell : Stuppife
Favorite Class: Defense Against the Dark Arts
Favorite Teacher: McGonnagal
Pet: Vampire Unicorn Pony
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Will drink Dr. Pepper and laugh with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will drink Dr. Pepper with you then crack up laughing and spit it all over you.
FRIENDS: Will do spit takes with you
BEST FRIENDS: Will do a spit take with you but will spit all over you.
FRIENDS: Would let you eat their lunch
BEST FRIENDS: Would drag you to the charge line so they can eat their own food
FRIENDS: WOuld be like Oh, why do you hate her?
BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting there with you think to themselves, "god, would you shut the hell up already?" with a knowing look that your thinking the same thing
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
I have had a few of these experences like the one about having someone spit Dr. Pepper all over you. yeah Gross!!
anyone want ot tell me what the hell is the percabeth revolition and yes i know i didn't spell that right.
It only takes 28 muscles to smile, it only takes 4 to punch someone.
Remember I may be a Girl but i don't punch like one.
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth and Ron
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
SPOILER ALERT!!! FOR MULTIPLE STORIES!!!
In loving memory of...
...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero
...Albus Dumbledore, the greatest headmaster Hogwarts will ever have
...James and Lily Potter, who died because of a friend's betrayal
...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die
...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends
...Sirius Black, a good godfather and best friend
...Rue, who died in Katniss's arms
...Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, who died fighting for Harry
...Remus Lupin, who died fighting Death Eaters
...Nymphadora Tonks, who will never get to be with Teddy again
...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth
...Briar Rose, who died trying to save Uncle Jake
...Fred Weasley, a great jokester who died laughing
...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero
...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success
...Severus Snape, who endured false accusations from his own side
...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos
...Colin Creevey, who lost his life to Death Eaters much too early
...Cedric Diggory, an innocent person, yet killed by Voldemort himself
...Dobby, who died a free elf
...Primrose Everdeen, a brave, talented girl who died too young
...Cinna, an amazingly talented stylist
...Finnick Odair, friend, husband, and a father who would never know his own son.
...everyone else who died fighting Kronos
...everyone else who died fighting Voldemort
...everyone else who died fighting in the Panem rebellion
May they all rest in peace.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
There's a ME in AWESOME.
I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying,
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, or into the occasional lamp post
Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.
Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much.
Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll.
I'm the type of person who will burst out laughing of something that happened yesterday.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.
Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars...
There is a line between love and hate. You can only truly hate the ones you once loved. A passion that can never die.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... (the bolded words is what I do)
50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties” and then smile sweetly.
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper, aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a subsitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs. (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
101. Number your paper wrong, every time.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
20. Speak in French. (unless it's french class, and then speak in spanish or some other language)
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was a "disturbance.”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a younger student and says he/ she’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are doing, say making a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am mentally insane’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a subsitute teacher is taking the attendence, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH! OOOOH!!! I KNOW THIS ONE!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. OMG. What do I do? They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"
60. When they tell you to do something, shout back "Yeah? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?!"
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