I'm the Funny one, Bookworm, and the stupid one at my lunch table. I'm also the violent one.

I love reading, writing, music, and movies.

Things that creep me out or are just creepy in general: raccoons *shivers, snakes, spiders, creepy old men who tell me and my friends that we should move to austrila when we have husbands and children because america will become overpopulated and theres going to be no room then goes on to tell us fun facts about austrila( and that guy was up in our faces and no matter what anyone tells me he had an english accent and a creepy mustashe)

Things I enjoy: cute boys, one direction, dogs, horses, GIRLS lacrosse, cute boys, music, and oh did I mention cute boys?

My favorite series are:

Harry Potter- J.K Rowling
Percy Jackson and the Olympians- Rick Riordan The Gallagher Girls series- Ally Carter
The Heist Society- Ally Carter Kane Chronicles- Rick Riordan The Heroes of Olympus- Rick Riordan

Couplea who are perfect for each other: Ron/Hermione Harry/Ginny Neville/Luna Annabeth/Percy Grover/Juipner Nico/Thaila , Jason/Piper, Kat/Hale, Simmon/Gabriel Frank/Hazel

Couples that should NEVER be together:

Hermione/Snape, Draco/Harry, Rachel/Percy, Cammie/Josh, Leo/Piper, Neville/Draco Jason/Renya

Hogwarts house: Gryffindor
Status: Muggleborn
Wand: Willow, 13 inch. dragon heart string core

Animagi: Wolf

Patrounse: Horse

Qudditich Postion: Beater

Favorite Spell : Stuppife

Favorite Class: Defense Against the Dark Arts

Favorite Teacher: McGonnagal

Pet: Vampire Unicorn Pony

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will drink Dr. Pepper and laugh with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will drink Dr. Pepper with you then crack up laughing and spit it all over you.

FRIENDS: Will do spit takes with you

BEST FRIENDS: Will do a spit take with you but will spit all over you.

FRIENDS: Would let you eat their lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Would drag you to the charge line so they can eat their own food

FRIENDS: WOuld be like Oh, why do you hate her?

BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting there with you think to themselves, "god, would you shut the hell up already?" with a knowing look that your thinking the same thing

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

I have had a few of these experences like the one about having someone spit Dr. Pepper all over you. yeah Gross!!

anyone want ot tell me what the hell is the percabeth revolition and yes i know i didn't spell that right.

It only takes 28 muscles to smile, it only takes 4 to punch someone.

Remember I may be a Girl but i don't punch like one.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth and Ron

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

SPOILER ALERT!!! FOR MULTIPLE STORIES!!!

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Albus Dumbledore, the greatest headmaster Hogwarts will ever have

...James and Lily Potter, who died because of a friend's betrayal

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Sirius Black, a good godfather and best friend

...Rue, who died in Katniss's arms

...Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, who died fighting for Harry

...Remus Lupin, who died fighting Death Eaters

...Nymphadora Tonks, who will never get to be with Teddy again

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Briar Rose, who died trying to save Uncle Jake

...Fred Weasley, a great jokester who died laughing

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Severus Snape, who endured false accusations from his own side

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

...Colin Creevey, who lost his life to Death Eaters much too early

...Cedric Diggory, an innocent person, yet killed by Voldemort himself

...Dobby, who died a free elf

...Primrose Everdeen, a brave, talented girl who died too young

...Cinna, an amazingly talented stylist

...Finnick Odair, friend, husband, and a father who would never know his own son.

...everyone else who died fighting Kronos

...everyone else who died fighting Voldemort

...everyone else who died fighting in the Panem rebellion

May they all rest in peace.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

There's a ME in AWESOME.

I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying,

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, or into the occasional lamp post

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much.

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll.

I'm the type of person who will burst out laughing of something that happened yesterday.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars...

There is a line between love and hate. You can only truly hate the ones you once loved. A passion that can never die.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... (the bolded words is what I do)
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties” and then smile sweetly.

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper, aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a subsitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs. (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

101. Number your paper wrong, every time.

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French. (unless it's french class, and then speak in spanish or some other language)

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was a "disturbance.”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a younger student and says he/ she’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are doing, say making a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am mentally insane’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a subsitute teacher is taking the attendence, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH! OOOOH!!! I KNOW THIS ONE!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.

ADDITIONALS

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. OMG. What do I do? They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

60. When they tell you to do something, shout back "Yeah? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?!"