Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.
Please read and review my stories! =) and if your still reading this than i love you!
A few things about me:
I know I'm boring . . . *sigh*
I have a twilight obsession and fortunately . . . THERE'S NO CURE!!! Yay i am officially twiobsessed!
Oh! and you might want to know this . . . I'm crazy!!! 0.o
~Love you all! ;]
The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
And I promise to remember Edward
I promise to obey traffic laws
And I promise to remember Jacob
I promise to remember Carlisle
And I promise to remember Emmett
I promise to to remember Rose
And I promise to remember Alice
I promise to remember Nessie
And I promise to remember Esme
I promise to remember Jasper
And I promise to remember the Volturi
Yes I promise to love Twilight
If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (SUGAR!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!)
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If your weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you see a Volvo and think twilight...copy and past this into your profile
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
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