I'm a college student who works retail and can't quite seem to get my act together. Once I do, the intention is to teach history to ungrateful little snots.

I wear sarcasm and sunny obliviousness like an armor. I don't lose my temper in confrontations and believe cursing to be beneath me. Unless the subject isn't around, then I make sailors blush and cross themselves.

If you've read any of my older fics, you know that they suck. Which is why they're in the process of being rewritten. The Harry Potter crossovers are being completely re-done. Partly because the ideas have now become very cliche (thanks a lot people. :p) and partly because I let other people sort of dictate how they should be.

Buffy/Angel shipper
Rogue/Gambit
Draco/Hermione
Buffy/Xander
Veronica/Logan
Liz = Lez - My bestest friend; the oh-so-talented author; my anti-ass-kissing, uber-honest partner-in-crime.
Tor - Crazy, crazy Tor keeps me grounded and snarky.

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Emails:
southernaquarius@hotmail.com
ecstatic_piper918@yahoo.com

You can message me at the yahoo or hotmail address. I like to talk. :p
As some of you can tell from my fics, I'm really into the BtVS fandom. However, I'm finding that I need a change. Therefore, I'm going to jump on a few more boats (Rogue/Gambit; D/Hr, whatever). Any help with that would be awesome. :p

November 7, 2007: One of these days, I will be finishing Lipgloss and Letdown. I just really lost interest in fanfic, and now I'm getting it back.

P.S. I like reviews.

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1. What the Hell is a Stipulation? reviews

Rewrite of Buffy and Xander's relationship in Prophecy Girl. After Xander saves Buffy, she realizes a few things.

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 2-12-08

2. Dear Santa, Define 'Good' reviews

Crossover with Supernatural. First impressions aren't always right. Buffy/Dean pairing, set pre-series for both SPN and BTVS.

Buffy X-overs - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 2-12-08

3. One, Two, Thr– Ouch! reviews

Xander isn't like other people. He can't stand pain. It hurts him.

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-17-06 - Published: 5-17-06

4. Randomness and Clumsiness reviews

It's a drabble to let you know I'm alive. It was also a freewriting exercise and, could possibly be seen as a future chapter of L&L. Heh.

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-3-05 - Published: 9-3-05

5. Lipgloss And Letdown » reviews

Twisting a cliche. Angelus is popular, Buffy isn't. Neither particularly aware of each other until one day that changes, and they find themselves on the road to something bigger. No road trips involved.* Old, possibly still better, summary inside.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,290 - Reviews: 181 - Updated: 7-16-05 - Published: 4-15-04

6. Dead on Arrival reviews

Written for Buffy Survivor. Xander and Cordelia...do something. Not bad though. Man, you guys need to get your minds out of the gutter.

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-26-05 - Published: 6-26-05

7. In Lieu of Chocolate reviews

Set after IWRY. Cordy, Doyle and Angel go to the movies. Dudes, just read.

Complete - Angel - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-1-05 - Published: 5-1-05

8. Until Now reviews

One-shot; Basically, Buffy says goodbye to Kendra.

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 3-27-05

9. The Pack » reviews

Episode rewrite of "The Pack" - What if Buffy had scared away the "Prat Pack" and only Xander and her were left? Hmm...

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-5-05 - Published: 1-4-05

10. Curses, Clowns, and Giraffes reviews

Written for Buffy Survivor's week two challenge. Set after Killed By Death, but slightly AUish. Someone is in the hospital. Characters: Buffy, Oz, Willow, Xander, OC

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-1-04 - Published: 12-1-04

11. It's Never Easy reviews

Written for Buffy Survivor. Basically it's an AU-ish attempt at Canon, semi-set in "Lie To Me", with a hint of BuffyFord. But don't let that scare you. :p

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-18-04 - Published: 11-18-04

12. HMD » reviews

This is an answer to a challenge. BA -They're members of rival gangs that are joined together by a common threat.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,924 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 4-15-04 - Published: 1-10-03

13. The Darkness » reviews

PG13 - R What if Buffy had been Angel's sire?

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-4-02 - Published: 9-26-02