Hi. Welcome to my crazy, weird, not necessarily so humble profile!!

I write what comes into my head, which means I have A LOT to write. So, updates for stories might be really late. However, I do try to get as much as I can done around school and during any holidays I get. Remember though, this is my hobby, not my life, and though I love all of you with a passion, that doesn't mean I going to spend all my time writing, especially if I could be reading. ;D I really will try to update though but I don't always feel like writing those fics, so I might post new stuff that you can check out in the mean time.

Feel free to suggest stories to me or ships to me. I love getting new ideas.

Ships I will defend to the point of physical violence:

Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter (introduction to fanfiction)

Tenth Doctor and Sylar/Gabriel Gray (This awesome writer named Aishlion got me hooked on it. Go check her out!)

Beck Oliver and Robbie Shapiro (Please don't kill me, I just can't let go of them now...)

Link and Ghirahim (Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword has so much fanservice)

The Doctor and himself (yes, I know paradoxes, but someone on deviantArt has convinced me)

Arthur Pendragon and Merlin (I so don't know Merlin's last name...)
Other ships I like:

Santa Claus and children (He sees you when you're sleeping he's already halfway there.)

Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger

Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase

Sirius Black and Remus Lupin

The Doctor and The Master

Anything you can sell me on that is not pedophilia or incest, though I have a pretty open mind for everything.

Things I have written/am writing/might write fics for:

Harry Potter

Artemis Fowl

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Batman

Criminal Minds

Doctor Who

Torchwood

Merlin

Heroes

Chuck

Penguins of Madagascar

Invader Zim

Glee

Bones

Victorious

I love strange crossover ideas and strange writing ideas in general so some of my stuff is going to seem pretty weird to some of you. I apologize in advance.

Anyway, if you like one of my pieces and decided to come see this profile, please see my other works. It is much appreciated. Please read "A New Kind of Case". I'm really proud of what I have so far and no one's reading it. :(

Now, about reviews. If you are planning on flaming me, please don't. I value constructive criticism and yelling at me won't make any of my writing better. If you liked my work or just thought it was okay, review. I want to get better as an author and I am counting on my readers to help me with that.

Also, my best friend wyomingCH, helps me with ideas and supports me with all of this so go check her out in my favorite authors!

Enjoy reading!

Now for copy and paste stuff:

Quiz!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

i found this game on the awesome persons account

List down 10 of your favorite media characters (House, SpongeBob, some dude from dancing with the stars) or friend or family member in a random order and then answer the questions with the list. LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!!

1: Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter Series)
2: Sylar/Gaberiel Gray (Heroes)

3: Dr. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)
4: Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter Series)
5: Peter Bishop (Fringe)
6: Riko (Penguins of Madagascar)

7: Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl Series)

8: Holly Short (Artemis Fowl Series)

9: Chuck Bartowski (Chuck)

10: Morgan Grimes (Chuck)

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Luna would invite Reid and Holly to dinner. There would be some interesting conversation about goblin rebellions, statistics, and nargles.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

Wait. Chuck tries to get Peter to go to a strip club? That would be interesting, very interesting…now I want to write it.

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?:

Hm. Draco Malfoy, wizard, and most likely sex god, or Riko, crazy penguin who can’t talk and barfs up weapons. Definitely Draco.

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

EW! It literally pains me to think of Artemis and Sylar kissing if only because that makes Sylar a pedophile. Morgan would walk in and just turn around and walk back out.

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

So Reid falls in love with Riko the Penguin and Holly Short is jealous. Well the s* just hit the fan and I’ve lost my sanity.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?

Luna would jump me to protect me from a Crumple Horned Snorcack. Sylar and Artemis saving a stranger? Not likely. I guess that means my fate is in the hands of Morgan.

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Oh God, Draco cooking? That building probably exploded.

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9 do?

Peter is in a car crash. Chuck would totally flash on medical procedure and save his life.

9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Reid has to marry Holly, Luna, or Chuck, huh? Luna because the conversations would always be interesting.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Artemis kidnaps Sylar and makes a demand to Peter? That, my friends, makes no sense. I guess Peter would want Sylar in jail so Artemis would demand access to a government satellite or something.

11) 7 has gone evil and has created A WORMHOLE!! What does everyone do to stop it!!

Artemis Fowl can create wormholes, he is almighty. Luna would make some off hand comments about nargles or something and everyone else would probably try to kill him.

12) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

To the bar to get smashing drunk so they can ruin their canon plot lines. We need more weird plot points in these shows. Admittedly though, some of these people drunk is probably a bad idea.