Teobi
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since: 08-17-10, id: 2500798, Profile Updated: 03-26-13
country: UK
Author has written 59 stories for Thunderbirds, Dusty's Trail, Gilligan's Island, StarTrek: The Next Generation, and Three Stooges.

Hi! I'm Teobi. I like a lot of old stuff that I grew up with, even if no-one else has ever heard of it.

And these *points downwards* are my stories. Ta-daa!

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: The Three Stooges are The Shit, and I'm not ashamed to say that Moe Howard drives me wild. I wish he would slap my face off and make me a Stooge. Yowsah.

SECONDARY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: My Stooges fics will always be based on the classic, actual, real Stooges, not the Farrelly Bros. 2012 versions. If I do write a fic based on Will Sasso, Chris Diamantopoulos and Sean Hayes's brilliant interpretations of the boys, I'll mark it plainly as MovieVerse.

THIRD...oh, stop it.

The Stooges and Gilligan's Island are now my two favourite fandoms. It's unlikely that I will be writing for Thunderbirds again any time soon, so apologies if you faved me because of my TB fics because you may be waiting a long time for the next one. Still, never completely say never. As Moe Howard himself once said, "only fools are positive."

Thanks for stopping by- may your sun always shine and your troubles always be one step behind you in the shadows.


1. Fine and Dandy » reviews
Larry inadvertently saves a rich woman's life. As a reward, she whisks him away to a life of luxury. Understandably, Moe and Curly are not happy about Larry's disappearance, and set about trying to get him back. Classic!Stooges.
Three Stooges - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,065 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-6-13 - Published: 4-19-13 - Moe H. & Curly H. - Complete
2. The Stooges Knead The Dough » reviews
The boys become bakers and find themselves entangled in the family problems of their new friend Matilda. No sap or schmaltz, except where I think it mirrors what might happen in an actual Three Stooges short. The boys were clumsy and inept, but they never turned away from anyone in need. Update: OK, I'll confess. Moe gets a dame. :-)
Three Stooges - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,069 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-27-13 - Published: 3-14-13 - Moe H. & Curly H. - Complete
3. Pipe Down Stooges reviews
The boys mess up another plumbing job. Hey- it's what they do.
Three Stooges - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-10-13 - Moe H. & Curly H. - Complete
4. What Happens to the Lonely at Christmas? reviews
Ten year old Willie Gilligan wonders what happens to lonely people at Christmas. Not an island story- just a small Gilligan ficlet.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-20-12 - Gilligan - Complete
5. Don't Jump Part II: The Aftermath reviews
Sequel to 'Don't Jump, Not Today'. The others find out about Gilligan's dream and are horrified that he would think about throwing himself off the cliff.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-8-12 - Gilligan - Complete
6. Don't Jump, Not Today reviews
*Rated T for subject matter*. Gilligan dreams of ending it all, and he and the Skipper have a heart to heart.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-18-12 - Gilligan & Skipper - Complete
7. The Mate Was A Mighty Sailin' Man reviews
Mary Ann observes Gilligan down on the beach, skimming pebbles and just doing his own thing.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-10-12 - Mary Ann S. & Gilligan - Complete
8. Small Miracles reviews
One-shot. After Skipper yells at him, Gilligan wanders down to the beach and witnesses something special. (Not tied to any episode.)
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-3-12 - Gilligan - Complete
9. Nobody's Perfect reviews
MAG one-shot. Mary Ann comforts Gilligan when he becomes upset over the notes Ginger made about him in 'You've Been Disconnected'.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-18-12 - Gilligan & Mary Ann S. - Complete
10. Gilligan's 'If' reviews
An ode to Gilligan, based on the famous poem by Rudyard Kipling.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-23-12 - Gilligan - Complete
11. Five Birds reviews
Five vignettes about the wonderful rescue craft we all know and love. They're 100 words each, but I forgot about Doc Editor increasing the word count when you 'save changes'. Anyway, pedantry aside, hope you enjoy these, and please R&R if the mood so takes you. FAB! TV Verse.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-3-12 - Complete
12. Russian Doll » reviews
a.k.a 'Mary Ann vs. Mary Ann'. A ruthless new spy arrives on the island, determined to succeed where Agent 222 failed.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,246 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 4-1-12 - Published: 1-17-12 - Mary Ann S. - Complete
13. Always reviews
Ginger Grant recalls the life she used to have, and reflects on the way her life is now. Gentle one-shot.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-22-12 - Ginger G. & Gilligan - Complete
14. Making A Meal Of It reviews
John Tracy eats his microwaved meals for one and ponders what the heck it's all about.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-7-12 - John T. - Complete
15. Waiting reviews
After Lore's deactivation, a familiar figure arrives to take him home. Because I hated how Descent II ended!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-16-12 - Lore & Data - Complete
16. Ho Ho Mistletoe » reviews
The castaways' third Christmas is approaching. As they prepare for the festivities, they realise there's just one thing missing. Something that might add that little extra sparkle to the proceedings. They hope! MAG based, with a little G/P. Complete.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,943 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-25-11 - Published: 12-14-11
17. Waterfalls reviews
What would Gilligan miss if they were rescued? Short one-shot about Gilligan and a waterfall.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-5-11 - Gilligan - Complete
18. Thanks For Nothing! reviews
It's Thanksgiving Weekend. What could possibly go wrong? Just some more plotless Tracy hijinks. Happy Thanksgiving, American friends!
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-24-11 - Gordon T. & Jeff T. - Complete
19. Pizza Is Not A Vegetable! reviews
Scott argues with Gordon over whether pizza is a vegetable or not. Don't look for any meaning, because there isn't any!
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-20-11 - Scott T. & Gordon T. - Complete
20. Mad About The Boy reviews
Seven little drabbles based on the Skipper and Gilligan's awesome friendship.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-15-11 - Skipper & Gilligan - Complete
21. If Only reviews
Seven little drabbles based on the beautiful, delicate MAG relationship.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-10-11 - Gilligan & Mary Ann S. - Complete
22. Chaos and Beauty reviews
Gilligan and Ginger could not be more different. But they do have one thing in common- the ability to confuse and confound the poor Professor.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-8-11 - The Professor & Ginger G. - Complete
23. What A Man Shouldn't Do reviews
Dusty's in trouble with Mr. Callahan, so he goes to help Betsy with the laundry. Who knew folding sheets could be such fun? K Rating, no naughties.
Dusty's Trail - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-11 - Dusty & Betsy - Complete
24. The Secret Life of Ferns reviews
The Professor and Gilligan go into the jungle to look for ferns. But it appears ferns aren't the only things on the Professor's mind. He's thinking about a certain redheaded movie star...
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-26-11 - Gilligan & The Professor - Complete
25. Flipper And The Skipper » reviews
A lost dolphin arrives in the lagoon. The castaways decide to train it to fetch help, but one castaway becomes emotionally attached to the creature and soon finds himself with another 'little buddy.'
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,593 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-23-11 - Published: 9-1-11 - Skipper - Complete
26. Cotton Candy Clouds reviews
Gilligan watches the clouds and gets a little philosophical while Ginger and Mary Ann sunbathe with the radio on. That's about it, really!
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-20-11 - Gilligan & Ginger G. - Complete
27. Gilligan's Soup reviews
When Mary Ann gets the flu, her friend Gilligan is there to comfort her.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-11-11 - Mary Ann S. & Gilligan - Complete
28. Ripples Never Come Back reviews
Gordon and Alan think life as a member of IR is a pretty fun ride until they witness the devastating after effects of a tsunami. Rated T for swearing and subject matter. *Complete*
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-10-11 - Gordon T. & Alan T. - Complete
29. Queasy Rider reviews
Short ficlet about a man and his motorbike. That man is G Man.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-8-11 - Gilligan & Mary Ann S. - Complete
30. Old Man Summers Had A Farm reviews
Ditty inspired by and dedicated to JWood201's Tornado Gilligan. You need to read TG first. What can I say? TG is ffic writing at its best.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-1-11 - Gilligan - Complete
31. Twisted reviews
One-shot about how Gilligan goes off to his cave to be alone when he feels sad.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-7-11 - Gilligan - Complete
32. Tangled reviews
Gilligan wants to know why people fall out. The Skipper tries to explain. One-shot, PWP.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-3-11 - Skipper & Gilligan - Complete
33. Dusty's Drabbles » reviews
A collection of 100 word one-shots about my favourite klutzy cowboy and his travelling companions and the scrapes he gets them into.
Dusty's Trail - Rated: K - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-30-11 - Published: 7-29-11 - Dusty & Mr. Callahan
34. A Multitude Of Sins » reviews
A take on the Seven Deadly Sins. I don't know how else to describe it. It's just their normal behaviour!
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,529 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-28-11 - Published: 7-3-11 - Complete
35. Wingspan reviews
Scott knows that John needs help. He just needs to convince Jeff. Gentle character study. Not too mushy.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-10-11 - Scott T. & Jeff T. - Complete
36. Down To Earth reviews
Gilligan sits at the top of a coconut tree. Thinking. Fluffy little one-shot. complete.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-11 - Complete
37. Self Portrait reviews
A small vignette about Virgil.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-27-11 - Virgil T. - Complete
38. All In The Mind reviews
Just a bit of MAG fluff set during 'Seer Gilligan'. Mary Ann and Gilligan realise they're the only ones not arguing. One-shot, complete.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-19-11 - Complete
39. Once Upon A Gilligan reviews
Mary Ann dreams of castles and princesses and fairy tales with happy endings. When the Professor tries to debunk such stories, Gilligan decides to write a story for her. And then he has a dream of his own...
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-21-11 - Complete
40. Airborne reviews
A boy and his bike. One-shot, complete.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-23-11 - Scott T. - Complete
41. Saddle Sore reviews
Man and beast, working together in perfect harmony, a wondrous sight to behold. Unless that is, we're talking about Freckles and Dusty...
Dusty's Trail - Rated: K - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-11 - Dusty & Mr. Callahan - Complete
42. Still Here reviews
Gordon thinks about The Accident that nearly killed him and some of his feelings about his brothers.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-13-11 - Gordon T. - Complete
43. A Breath of Fresh Air reviews
There's nothing worse than an overheated Howell. But can they keep their cool with Gilligan around?
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-9-11 - Complete
44. The Heat Of The Moment » reviews
Started out as a one-shot and has become a gentle tale about the hesitant, developing relationship between clumsy, well-meaning Dusty and prim, ladylike Betsy. Who knows where it will end up?
Dusty's Trail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,090 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 2-2-11 - Published: 12-4-10 - Dusty & Betsy
45. A Gal Like Me reviews
Lulu gives her gentle opinion on the men in her life- Dusty, Andy and Callahan. One-shot, complete.
Dusty's Trail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-25-11 - Lulu
46. A Bird In The Hand » reviews
A mysterious visitor arrives on the island who appears to know the Howells. Who is he, and is he all that he seems to be?
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-6-11 - Complete
47. New Year Gilligan reviews
A short but sweet 100 word drabble to ring in the New Year. Gilligan muses on the passing of time.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-10 - Complete
48. Shore Leave » reviews
John Tracy is bored on vacation. Two more days and he'll be back on TB5. Then he meets HER...and she changes everything in an instant. Rated M for adult themes. And a bit of cussing. So much for The Quiet Tracy ;-P
Thunderbirds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,041 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 12-30-10 - Published: 10-17-10 - John T. - Complete
49. Interlude And Perfect Eggs reviews
Set somewhere between chapters 25 and 26 of Shore Leave. John contemplates how Karen has changed his life.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-28-10 - John T. - Complete
50. Roped And Tied reviews
Dusty ropes Lulu and they get tied up together. Things get a little steamy. Rated T down from M because there's no real mischief involved.
Dusty's Trail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-13-10 - Dusty & Lulu
51. The Whittler reviews
All Dusty wants is to practise his craft. Is that asking too much?
Dusty's Trail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-2-10 - Dusty & Betsy
52. Disdressed Dusty reviews
Dusty volunteers to help Betsy with a normal, routine day-to-day task. As always, things start getting rapidly out of hand...
Dusty's Trail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-1-10 - Dusty & Mr. Callahan
53. What's In a Kiss? reviews
Betsy ponders Dusty and Lulu. Is there something going on between her two friends?
Dusty's Trail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-10 - Dusty & Betsy - Complete
54. The Need To Run » reviews
TV-Verse. A look at Scott's thoughts as he goes for his daily run. A look at what Virgil sees when he considers his older brother. With follow ups from John, Gordon and finally Alan.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 11-16-10 - Published: 8-22-10 - Scott T. & Alan T. - Complete
55. To Find A Way Home » reviews
A gentle ghost story. Virgil is having strange dreams that encourage him to paint. Grandma is having dreams of a different kind. Are they somehow connected?
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,010 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-18-10 - Virgil T. & Grandma T. - Complete
56. Palette » reviews
A few more of these little bite-sized morsels. And many thanks to Baby Sue for the TEOBI dedication and inspiration! xx Love ya BS
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 10-9-10 - Published: 8-22-10
57. The Edge Of Brief Insanity » reviews
After breaking up with Alan, Tin-Tin realises there's another Tracy brother waiting in the wings... UPDATED INTO CHAPTERS AND TAG-ON STORY. REVIEWS GOT *DELETED* So sorry! Please send more!
Thunderbirds - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,467 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-1-10 - Tintin & Scott T. - Complete
58. His Father's Son reviews
What happens when one of Scott's wild oats takes root...
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-23-10 - Scott T. - Complete
59. Stalwart reviews
Another drabble. Inspired by the master drabbler, AT. Yes, you. 100 words, I counted 'em...
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-22-10 - Virgil T. & Scott T.