| Teobi |
Author has written 59 stories for Thunderbirds, Dusty's Trail, Gilligan's Island, StarTrek: The Next Generation, and Three Stooges. Hi! I'm Teobi. I like a lot of old stuff that I grew up with, even if no-one else has ever heard of it. And these *points downwards* are my stories. Ta-daa! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: The Three Stooges are The Shit, and I'm not ashamed to say that Moe Howard drives me wild. I wish he would slap my face off and make me a Stooge. Yowsah. SECONDARY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: My Stooges fics will always be based on the classic, actual, real Stooges, not the Farrelly Bros. 2012 versions. If I do write a fic based on Will Sasso, Chris Diamantopoulos and Sean Hayes's brilliant interpretations of the boys, I'll mark it plainly as MovieVerse. THIRD...oh, stop it. The Stooges and Gilligan's Island are now my two favourite fandoms. It's unlikely that I will be writing for Thunderbirds again any time soon, so apologies if you faved me because of my TB fics because you may be waiting a long time for the next one. Still, never completely say never. As Moe Howard himself once said, "only fools are positive." Thanks for stopping by- may your sun always shine and your troubles always be one step behind you in the shadows. | |||||||
1. Fine and Dandy » reviewsLarry inadvertently saves a rich woman's life. As a reward, she whisks him away to a life of luxury. Understandably, Moe and Curly are not happy about Larry's disappearance, and set about trying to get him back. Classic!Stooges.Three Stooges - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,065 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-6-13 - Published: 4-19-13 - Moe H. & Curly H. - Complete2. The Stooges Knead The Dough » reviewsThe boys become bakers and find themselves entangled in the family problems of their new friend Matilda. No sap or schmaltz, except where I think it mirrors what might happen in an actual Three Stooges short. The boys were clumsy and inept, but they never turned away from anyone in need. Update: OK, I'll confess. Moe gets a dame. :-)Three Stooges - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,069 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-27-13 - Published: 3-14-13 - Moe H. & Curly H. - Complete3. Pipe Down Stooges reviewsThe boys mess up another plumbing job. Hey- it's what they do.Three Stooges - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-10-13 - Moe H. & Curly H. - Complete4. What Happens to the Lonely at Christmas? reviewsTen year old Willie Gilligan wonders what happens to lonely people at Christmas. Not an island story- just a small Gilligan ficlet.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-20-12 - Gilligan - Complete5. Don't Jump Part II: The Aftermath reviewsSequel to 'Don't Jump, Not Today'. The others find out about Gilligan's dream and are horrified that he would think about throwing himself off the cliff.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-8-12 - Gilligan - Complete6. Don't Jump, Not Today reviews*Rated T for subject matter*. Gilligan dreams of ending it all, and he and the Skipper have a heart to heart.Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-18-12 - Gilligan & Skipper - Complete7. The Mate Was A Mighty Sailin' Man reviewsMary Ann observes Gilligan down on the beach, skimming pebbles and just doing his own thing.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-10-12 - Mary Ann S. & Gilligan - Complete8. Small Miracles reviewsOne-shot. After Skipper yells at him, Gilligan wanders down to the beach and witnesses something special. (Not tied to any episode.)Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-3-12 - Gilligan - Complete9. Nobody's Perfect reviewsMAG one-shot. Mary Ann comforts Gilligan when he becomes upset over the notes Ginger made about him in 'You've Been Disconnected'.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-18-12 - Gilligan & Mary Ann S. - Complete10. Gilligan's 'If' reviewsAn ode to Gilligan, based on the famous poem by Rudyard Kipling.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-23-12 - Gilligan - Complete11. Five Birds reviewsFive vignettes about the wonderful rescue craft we all know and love. They're 100 words each, but I forgot about Doc Editor increasing the word count when you 'save changes'. Anyway, pedantry aside, hope you enjoy these, and please R&R if the mood so takes you. FAB! TV Verse.Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-3-12 - Complete12. Russian Doll » reviewsa.k.a 'Mary Ann vs. Mary Ann'. A ruthless new spy arrives on the island, determined to succeed where Agent 222 failed.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,246 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 4-1-12 - Published: 1-17-12 - Mary Ann S. - Complete13. Always reviewsGinger Grant recalls the life she used to have, and reflects on the way her life is now. Gentle one-shot.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-22-12 - Ginger G. & Gilligan - Complete14. Making A Meal Of It reviewsJohn Tracy eats his microwaved meals for one and ponders what the heck it's all about.Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-7-12 - John T. - Complete15. Waiting reviewsAfter Lore's deactivation, a familiar figure arrives to take him home. Because I hated how Descent II ended!StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-16-12 - Lore & Data - Complete16. Ho Ho Mistletoe » reviewsThe castaways' third Christmas is approaching. As they prepare for the festivities, they realise there's just one thing missing. Something that might add that little extra sparkle to the proceedings. They hope! MAG based, with a little G/P. Complete.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,943 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-25-11 - Published: 12-14-1117. Waterfalls reviewsWhat would Gilligan miss if they were rescued? Short one-shot about Gilligan and a waterfall.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-5-11 - Gilligan - Complete18. Thanks For Nothing! reviewsIt's Thanksgiving Weekend. What could possibly go wrong? Just some more plotless Tracy hijinks. Happy Thanksgiving, American friends!Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-24-11 - Gordon T. & Jeff T. - Complete19. Pizza Is Not A Vegetable! reviewsScott argues with Gordon over whether pizza is a vegetable or not. Don't look for any meaning, because there isn't any!Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-20-11 - Scott T. & Gordon T. - Complete20. Mad About The Boy reviewsSeven little drabbles based on the Skipper and Gilligan's awesome friendship.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-15-11 - Skipper & Gilligan - Complete21. If Only reviewsSeven little drabbles based on the beautiful, delicate MAG relationship.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-10-11 - Gilligan & Mary Ann S. - Complete22. Chaos and Beauty reviewsGilligan and Ginger could not be more different. But they do have one thing in common- the ability to confuse and confound the poor Professor.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-8-11 - The Professor & Ginger G. - Complete23. What A Man Shouldn't Do reviewsDusty's in trouble with Mr. Callahan, so he goes to help Betsy with the laundry. Who knew folding sheets could be such fun? K Rating, no naughties.Dusty's Trail - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-11 - Dusty & Betsy - Complete24. The Secret Life of Ferns reviewsThe Professor and Gilligan go into the jungle to look for ferns. But it appears ferns aren't the only things on the Professor's mind. He's thinking about a certain redheaded movie star...Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-26-11 - Gilligan & The Professor - Complete25. Flipper And The Skipper » reviewsA lost dolphin arrives in the lagoon. The castaways decide to train it to fetch help, but one castaway becomes emotionally attached to the creature and soon finds himself with another 'little buddy.'Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,593 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-23-11 - Published: 9-1-11 - Skipper - Complete26. Cotton Candy Clouds reviewsGilligan watches the clouds and gets a little philosophical while Ginger and Mary Ann sunbathe with the radio on. That's about it, really!Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-20-11 - Gilligan & Ginger G. - Complete27. Gilligan's Soup reviewsWhen Mary Ann gets the flu, her friend Gilligan is there to comfort her.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-11-11 - Mary Ann S. & Gilligan - Complete28. Ripples Never Come Back reviewsGordon and Alan think life as a member of IR is a pretty fun ride until they witness the devastating after effects of a tsunami. Rated T for swearing and subject matter. *Complete*Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-10-11 - Gordon T. & Alan T. - Complete29. Queasy Rider reviewsShort ficlet about a man and his motorbike. That man is G Man.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-8-11 - Gilligan & Mary Ann S. - Complete30. Old Man Summers Had A Farm reviewsDitty inspired by and dedicated to JWood201's Tornado Gilligan. You need to read TG first. What can I say? TG is ffic writing at its best.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-1-11 - Gilligan - Complete31. Twisted reviewsOne-shot about how Gilligan goes off to his cave to be alone when he feels sad.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-7-11 - Gilligan - Complete32. Tangled reviewsGilligan wants to know why people fall out. The Skipper tries to explain. One-shot, PWP.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-3-11 - Skipper & Gilligan - Complete33. Dusty's Drabbles » reviewsA collection of 100 word one-shots about my favourite klutzy cowboy and his travelling companions and the scrapes he gets them into.Dusty's Trail - Rated: K - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-30-11 - Published: 7-29-11 - Dusty & Mr. Callahan34. A Multitude Of Sins » reviewsA take on the Seven Deadly Sins. I don't know how else to describe it. It's just their normal behaviour!Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,529 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-28-11 - Published: 7-3-11 - Complete35. Wingspan reviewsScott knows that John needs help. He just needs to convince Jeff. Gentle character study. Not too mushy.Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-10-11 - Scott T. & Jeff T. - Complete36. Down To Earth reviewsGilligan sits at the top of a coconut tree. Thinking. Fluffy little one-shot. complete.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-11 - Complete37. Self Portrait reviewsA small vignette about Virgil.Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-27-11 - Virgil T. - Complete38. All In The Mind reviewsJust a bit of MAG fluff set during 'Seer Gilligan'. Mary Ann and Gilligan realise they're the only ones not arguing. One-shot, complete.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-19-11 - Complete39. Once Upon A Gilligan reviewsMary Ann dreams of castles and princesses and fairy tales with happy endings. When the Professor tries to debunk such stories, Gilligan decides to write a story for her. And then he has a dream of his own...Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-21-11 - Complete40. Airborne reviewsA boy and his bike. One-shot, complete.Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-23-11 - Scott T. - Complete41. Saddle Sore reviewsMan and beast, working together in perfect harmony, a wondrous sight to behold. Unless that is, we're talking about Freckles and Dusty...Dusty's Trail - Rated: K - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-11 - Dusty & Mr. Callahan - Complete42. Still Here reviewsGordon thinks about The Accident that nearly killed him and some of his feelings about his brothers.Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-13-11 - Gordon T. - Complete43. A Breath of Fresh Air reviewsThere's nothing worse than an overheated Howell. But can they keep their cool with Gilligan around?Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-9-11 - Complete44. The Heat Of The Moment » reviewsStarted out as a one-shot and has become a gentle tale about the hesitant, developing relationship between clumsy, well-meaning Dusty and prim, ladylike Betsy. Who knows where it will end up?Dusty's Trail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,090 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 2-2-11 - Published: 12-4-10 - Dusty & Betsy45. A Gal Like Me reviewsLulu gives her gentle opinion on the men in her life- Dusty, Andy and Callahan. One-shot, complete.Dusty's Trail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-25-11 - Lulu46. A Bird In The Hand » reviewsA mysterious visitor arrives on the island who appears to know the Howells. Who is he, and is he all that he seems to be?Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-6-11 - Complete47. New Year Gilligan reviewsA short but sweet 100 word drabble to ring in the New Year. Gilligan muses on the passing of time.Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-10 - Complete48. Shore Leave » reviewsJohn Tracy is bored on vacation. Two more days and he'll be back on TB5. Then he meets HER...and she changes everything in an instant. Rated M for adult themes. And a bit of cussing. So much for The Quiet Tracy ;-PThunderbirds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,041 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 12-30-10 - Published: 10-17-10 - John T. - Complete49. Interlude And Perfect Eggs reviewsSet somewhere between chapters 25 and 26 of Shore Leave. John contemplates how Karen has changed his life.Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-28-10 - John T. - Complete50. Roped And Tied reviewsDusty ropes Lulu and they get tied up together. Things get a little steamy. Rated T down from M because there's no real mischief involved.Dusty's Trail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-13-10 - Dusty & Lulu51. The Whittler reviewsAll Dusty wants is to practise his craft. Is that asking too much?Dusty's Trail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-2-10 - Dusty & Betsy52. Disdressed Dusty reviewsDusty volunteers to help Betsy with a normal, routine day-to-day task. As always, things start getting rapidly out of hand...Dusty's Trail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-1-10 - Dusty & Mr. Callahan53. What's In a Kiss? reviewsBetsy ponders Dusty and Lulu. Is there something going on between her two friends?Dusty's Trail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-10 - Dusty & Betsy - Complete54. The Need To Run » reviewsTV-Verse. A look at Scott's thoughts as he goes for his daily run. A look at what Virgil sees when he considers his older brother. With follow ups from John, Gordon and finally Alan.Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 11-16-10 - Published: 8-22-10 - Scott T. & Alan T. - Complete55. To Find A Way Home » reviewsA gentle ghost story. Virgil is having strange dreams that encourage him to paint. Grandma is having dreams of a different kind. Are they somehow connected?Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,010 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-18-10 - Virgil T. & Grandma T. - Complete56. Palette » reviewsA few more of these little bite-sized morsels. And many thanks to Baby Sue for the TEOBI dedication and inspiration! xx Love ya BSThunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 10-9-10 - Published: 8-22-1057. The Edge Of Brief Insanity » reviewsAfter breaking up with Alan, Tin-Tin realises there's another Tracy brother waiting in the wings... UPDATED INTO CHAPTERS AND TAG-ON STORY. REVIEWS GOT *DELETED* So sorry! Please send more!Thunderbirds - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,467 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-1-10 - Tintin & Scott T. - Complete58. His Father's Son reviewsWhat happens when one of Scott's wild oats takes root...Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-23-10 - Scott T. - Complete