| K5Rakitan |
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Author has written 16 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, Peach Girl, Stargate: SG-1, My Candy Love, and Yu-Gi-Oh GX. Welcome to my profile! This is the place where you can learn everything you ever wanted to know about me and maybe even more than you wanted to know. Age: 24 Education: Bachelor of Science Sex: Female Gender: Woman (Yes, biological sex and gender can be different, and I am respectful of that) Orientation: Pansexual who prefers men most of the time Relationship Status: In a serious, committed inclusive relationship Religion: American Catholic Favorite Pairings: Wait, why do we call them “pairings” when there are so many different possibilities? I mean, why can’t we call them “matches” so we don’t exclude the triads and the quads and whatever else people find themselves doing? Think if it this way: if three people are all wearing the same outfit, does it makes sense to say that they are wearing pairing outfits? Nope! They wear matching outfits. The same is true if we are talking about only two people. So, why not change the convention and call them matches instead? After all, most of us writers are matchmakers. Favorite Matches: My particular version of the Kaiba family is modeled on the fraternal polyandry of Tibet with a few twists. Since the Kaibas must keep their arrangement secret from their friends, they face difficult situations. In addition, they find themselves expanding their horizons in their mid-thirties when they encounter a secret society that practices non-monogamy and seeks to right the injustices of society. As for the rest of my matches, just scroll down and read my stories! More… My own experience with non-monogamy is very limited, but has been very gratifying. Although I fantasize about having a full-blown polyamorous relationship, I am currently in what appears to be a monogamous relationship to any outside observer. I live with one boyfriend, and cook dinner for just the two of us almost every night. However, we both have some long-distance lovers and occasionally hook up with another couple for a night of erotic fun that leaves us both feeling wonderful the next day. We’re essentially swingers who dream of forming deeper long-term connections with our lovers. Although I like men most of the time and prefer to read heterosexual fics, I strongly support Yaoi and Yuri writers. Yaoi occasionally tickles my fancy if it is especially well-written mainly because I am not male and therefore I am incapable of having a male-male sexual experience. As for Yuri… I’ve been there personally. I generally prefer it if a man is involved, but for the right woman… who knows? I think I know why many of you are reading my stories, but not reviewing them. It's the same reason why I'm not using my real name. I know you are there from the traffic stats, and I just want to let you know that I understand. If you want to send me a private message sometime, I won't tell anyone :) Kari Rakitan is my pen name, but I use is for swinging as well. I have never cared much for my legal name, so if you have met me under this pseudonym in real life, please do not be offended. I have always gone by nicknames, and I have a few old friends who know that Kari is one of my nicknames. Since it is not the one I use most frequently, it helps keep my budding professional life and my personal life separate. “In a society in which it is a moral offense to be different from your neighbor your only escape is to never let them find out.” --Robert Heinlein If you want to know some of the sources of my inspiration, check out the things that I have favorited on my YouTube channel. My username is exactly the same as it is here. I also tumble, and I have a facebook writer profile with virtual avatars of my OCs. The Best Democracy Money Can Buy I had a conversation with David Rovics once. It went something like this… Me: (leaning over his stacks of CDs and giving him a flirtatious glance) Which CD has “The Best Democracy Money Can Buy?” David Rovics: That one has never been put on CD Me: Can you sing it for me? David Rovics: I don’t know it. Me: What!? David Rovics: I forgot it. Me: (still in shock) I guess I know it better than you do. David Rovics: I’m sure you do. Me: (devious grin) Yu-Gi-Oh! Stories I am listing these in chronological order of events, not the order in which they were written. All of these stories take place in the same alternate universe. Seto’s Sticky Situation The Best Democracy Money Can Buy Rakitan Industries Status: Being rewritten When You Stop Looking Buildings Don’t Fall The Kaiba Sisters Attend Hogwarts Your Adventures with Seto Kaiba Status: Waiting for collaborator(s) I Will Follow You Into The Dark | |||||||
1. Sweet Amoris Ball » reviewsJoin Kari and Violette as they prepare for the Sweet Amoris Ball with their dates Lysander and Jade. Jade shows up with a sweet ride, and Lysander has a few surprises of his own. Enjoy a classy evening with great music and chivalrous gentlemen.My Candy Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,391 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-17-13 - Published: 4-10-13 - Lysander & Jade2. Rakitan Industries and Kaiba Corporation » reviewsWith Seto struggling to keep up with the ruthless business practices of Bakura and the other CEOs who rule the world, how will the Kaiba family cope? Sequel to "The Best Democracy Money Can Buy." Silentshipping Seto x Serenity, Polarshipping Joey x Mai, Foreshipping Ishizu x Yugi, Hallshipping, and more! Multi-character fic.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,535 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 5-16-13 - Published: 8-16-12 - Mokuba K. & Shizuka K.3. Strings » reviewsWhat happens when several threads get twisted together? They become stronger. Polyamory: Kerry Johnson, Jack, Sam, and more later. Alternate ending/behind the scenes from the threads episode onward.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-14-13 - Published: 3-26-13 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill4. Swing AmorisAfter graduating from high school and enrolling in college, Kari and her sweethearts find themselves curious about certain things they were not allowed to do when they were younger. What will Auntie think when she finds out? Polyamory and Swinging - The forbidden sequel to "Sweet Amoris Ball"My Candy Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Published: 5-6-13 - Lysander & Jade5. The Formation of Duel AcademyEver wondered about the early days of Duel Academy? It turns out that Mokuba was the original chancellor and played a vital role in the school's formation. Two-shot.Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Published: 4-17-13 - Mokuba K. & Chronos D.6. Peaherotica reviewsToji, Kairi, and Momo spend the night together. Polyamory, polyandry, MFM threesome, lemon, smut.Peach Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-13 - Momo A. & Kairi O. - Complete7. Peachamory »Alternate ending/rewrite of the very last Peach Girl episode. Who does she get? Both of them! Of course, breaking the rules comes with a price. Polyamory. Polyandry.Peach Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,235 - Updated: 3-11-13 - Published: 1-14-13 - Momo A. & Kairi O.8. Snobs and Secrets reviewsThis is a Dramione special request story for lovemondotrasho. It is told through the eyes of Janet Kaiba, the daughter of Seto Kaiba and Serenity. Oneshot.Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-22-13 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete9. Lesson in Lube reviewsSerenity's boyfriend makes a nasty mistake, but thankfully her best friend is there to teach him a lesson.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-12-12 - K. Jounouchi & Shizuka K. - Complete10. The Best Democracy Money Can Buy » reviewsThere is no single right way to find love or dominate the world. However, some methods work better than others under certain circumstances. Silentshipping - Seto x Serenity, Joey x Mai, Yugi x Ishizu, Tea x ?, Tristan x ?Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 72,557 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 9-1-12 - Published: 11-24-11 - Mokuba K. & Shizuka K. - Complete11. I Will Follow You Into The Dark reviewsThe Kaiba family at the end of their lives. Multi-character story. Blueshipping, Siblingshipping, Silentshipping, Ardentshipping, and whatever you would call all of those combined. Polyamory.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-30-12 - H. Honda & Kisara - Complete12. The Kaiba Sisters Attend Hogwarts reviewsIf Janet and Sarah went to Hogwarts, what challenges would they face? Polyamory. One-shot.Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-24-12 - Hermione G. & Seto K. - Complete13. Seto's Sticky Situation reviewsRemember when Mai helped Kaiba test his Legendary Heroes game in season 1? We all know that there was something else going on there. Now, you can find out what happened off-screen! One-shot Arrogantshipping Seto x Mai Cover art "Behave, Boys" used on permission from Unadzuki on deviantArtYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-12 - Mai K. & Mokuba K. - Complete14. Buildings Don't Fall » reviewsAn explosive tale of lust and treason... Multi-character fic. Yugi x Ishizu, Mai x Joey, OC x OC x Seto x Kisara x Tristan x Serenity x Mokuba x OCYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 67,745 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 12-6-11 - Published: 9-11-11 - Blue-Eyes White Dragon & Kisara - Complete15. When You Stop Looking reviewsThey say that you can only find love once you stop looking. Will this be true for Tea? Startleshipping One-shot.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-12-11 - Anzu M. & Keith H. - Complete16. Father Daughter Bonding reviewsSeto Kaiba's eight year-old daughter stong-arms him into fulfilling his fatherly duty instead of working on a Saturday. One-shot. Silentshipping implied. Serenity is at work and will not appear directly in this fic. Please request more one-shots!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-22-11 - Seto K. & K. Jounouchi - Complete