nekohebi
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since: 08-10-02, id: 250216
country: UK
Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Horatio Hornblower, and Song of the Lioness.
hi i'm nekohebi. i never update. i know this and have no regrets. don't blame me- blame demus. in fact, go send her hatemail. send it now, even though she is innocent of all charges - well, this charge. now bugger off and read something of mine. be prepared for a long wait, but don't hold your breath, i don't want to lose any of my long-suffering reviewers. wanders off to torch some more houses

1. Heterophobic reviews
Sirius has a problem. A problem so rare that no one in the world has ever heard of it before. To be honest, Remus isn't sure it actually exists...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-18-05 - Sirius B. & Remus L.
2. Full Moon reviews
Remus Lupin, disillusioned werewolf and ex-Marauder, unable to face the fact all of his friends are gone, drowns his sorrows to the sweet music of Sandy Denny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-29-04 - Remus L.
3. One Man And His Dog Er Cat » reviews
Archie is dead (boo!), but now Hornblower had met a nice kitten (woo!) and the seas await! Humour me, please! RR! CH3 is here!
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-13-04 - Published: 4-14-03
4. The Complete Internal Monologue Of The One Ring » reviews
Exactly what the title says. Rather weird and (I'm told) funny. Please R&R. Ch2 now in existance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-4-04 - Published: 9-18-03
5. The Masquerade » reviews
Rating is for language. This is strange. Be warned. Involves random marriage and international criminal organisations. And lots of randomness. Double figures, YAY! Chapter 10 is finally up! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 205 - Updated: 10-29-03 - Published: 1-3-03 - Ginny W. & Severus S.
6. Angel Knight » reviews
OK, 3rd lady knight of Tortall... but wait, she doesn't want to be a knight! And WHY is she so popular? bit of a parody. R&R, plz! Ch2 up! She is a Mary-Sue!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-21-03 - Published: 5-26-03
7. Long Ago reviews
Song based on Fernando by ABBA set after the Ring has been destroyed. Sam looks back on it and reflects on his ordeal with his beloved master.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-11-03 - Frodo B. & Samwise G.
8. The Very Secret Diary Of Sniggler The Griffin reviews
PG just in case... The diary of the griffin in Squire. Not meant to be sane. Please R&R. I dunno why I called it Sniggler, prob'ly was hyper.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-19-03
9. Green Eyes Through Time » reviews
Ok, this is kinda weird. Lily and Ginny are linked mentally/spiritually. They talk through a diary, not unlike Tom Riddles. Takes place in Marauder time and Harry's 5th year. Plz R&R! Chap2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 12-17-02 - Published: 12-12-02 - Ginny W. & Lily Evans P.
10. What Really, Really, Truly Happened in LOTR reviews
Uploaded before but was crap. Basically, a different outlook on the events of Lotr. V. character bashing. Co-written with Demus. Excuse Summary.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-11-02