| HellequinSweetblood |
Author has written 18 stories for Wrestling, Vampire Diaries, Chronicles of Narnia, Awake, Assassin's Creed, Underworld, Smallville, Harry Potter, Misc. Tv Shows, and Teen Wolf. I love to read, I love to write and i love when people love my stories and my characters. My writing interests are kinda all over the place but it's only cuz I llove so many different things and then I get attacked by like 20 million different ideas at once lol it's fun. OK this is something I found on one of my reviewer's profile and it made my life lol WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy Nothing is true, everything is permitted NeverSayNever ~Hellequin~Harlequin~Courtesan~ We work in the dark to serve the light Insanity is never an option lol It's in your bloodstream ~Fairy'sPixie~ GarrettHedlund I like to think about how Leonardo da Vinci would react to the technology in Tron and Tron Legacy lol I'm pretty sure he could create that technology with 2 years :) WinchesterForLife RIP Fred Weasley 1978~1998 :( <3 | |||||||
1. Beauty and the Beast reviewsAU The sheriff goes missing and Stiles tracks him to the abandoned and haunted Hale house in the middle of the forest. Will Stiles get his father back or will he have to sacrifice everything he knows to save the ones he loves? Based on Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Rating subject to change depending on where this story takes me.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-23-13 - Derek H. & Stiles2. Carolyn reviewsIsaac is completely alone now, isn't he? I promise the story is better than it sounds.Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-12 - Isaac & Erica R. - Complete3. Life Left to Go » reviewsThe mask you put on it's like words in a song but there's no more to be seen and the failures you see, don't seem failures to me. Stiles helps Derek when he thinks no one can. Sterek don't like, don't read. It's literally that simple.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-23-12 - Published: 6-21-12 - Derek H. & Stiles - Complete4. Green Coat reviewsBefore Jackass 3D...just a cute little fluff about Ry and Bam. I love these two.Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-12 - Complete5. Be my Brothers but let me liveSet in OotP. There was a member of Dumbledore's Army that wasn't subject to punishment because the Weasley's stood in her way. Story is better than summary.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Published: 11-4-11 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete6. For Comfort, For Solace reviewsOlivia has been best friends with the Weasley twins since birth. What happens when one is suddenly gone? Set after Deathly Hallows Pt.2 and Fred's *sniffles* untimely death. T for language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-13-11 - George W. & OC - Complete7. Winter turns to Spring » reviewsLucian saves a human slave girl and starts a friendship to last a lifetime. Crappy summary I promise you the story is better. T for now, rating is subject to change in later chapters. Lucian/OC and slight Lucian/Sonja at the beginning.Underworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-9-11 - Published: 4-22-11 - Lucian8. Crash and Burn reviewsOllie's lifelong bestie had something to say about his suicide attempt. Set in season 9 after Roulette. T for a couple swears and dark themes.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-10-11 - Oliver Q. - Complete9. Borgia's Assassin reviewsWhat if Cesare Borgia got a new personal assassin after Ezio killed Micheletto? And what if our favorite ruthless Borgia son started to fall the sweetblooded assassin? But our girl has quite the secret…Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-11 - Cesare Borgia - Complete10. Transplant reviewsSlight prequel to movie. Clay's reaction to discovering he has to get a transplant. You dont need to watch the movie to understand this, read a summary and you'll be good. Sorry that it's so short :/ plz give it a shot anyways. Enjoy BeautifulPeople.Awake - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-25-11 - Complete11. A Just King » reviewsEd/OC set after PC Aslan lets the Pevensies stay in Narnia. Slight Suspian at the end. Even though i ship Lucian, S/C fit in my story better. Enjoy beautiful people.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-13-11 - Published: 1-30-11 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete12. According to You reviewsEd/OC Slight Peter/OC at beginning. What one brother doesnt appreciate, the other appreciates more than anything. T for darker themes. Enjoy BeautifulPeople!Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-1-11 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete13. That Should Be Me » reviewsStefan sympathy fic his POV on a Delena relationship inspired by That Should Be Me-Justin Bieber. Dont worry I still ship Delena hardcore lol. Sorry for the shitty summary.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-29-11 - Published: 1-9-11 - Damon S. & Elena G. - Complete14. AnnieCute little Jer/OC songfic T for darker themesVampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Published: 12-23-10 - Jeremy G. - Complete15. Monster reviewsA nice little Delena fic. They feel the same but will they finally nut up and tell each other?Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-27-10 - Damon S. & Elena G. - Complete16. DarknessJust a little companion poem to 200 Years of YOU. I still own nothing except my words.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Published: 11-27-10 - Damon S. - Complete17. 200 years of YOU reviewsJaime, who's the female version of Damon, describes the last 200 years with him and how similar their emotions have been. How similar their pain has been. T for language. I own nothing but Jaime.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-27-10 - Published: 11-13-10 - Damon S. - Complete18. Enigmatic Angel and Saving Grace reviewsJeff has been depressed since he found Beth cheating on him. When Matt convinces him to go the bar with him and some friends, he meets someone. Will she change his mood or will he brush her off in fear of the past replaying itself?Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-21-10 - Jeff Hardy