I'm a huge fan of Tim Burton and Johnny Depp; my favorite movie of their's is Sweeney Todd. I'm also a majorly obsessed Twilighter. I enjoy writing my own Sweenett stories or stories about Renesmee and Jacob. All of the stories that show up on here come from the pages of my three composition notebooks that I faithfully carry everywhere with me.

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Crazy is when you randomly start talking/singing in a british accent because something reminded you of "Sweeney Todd".

Crazy is when you are listening to a Sweeney Todd song, then at any random moment you burst out a random part of the song

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The Top 15 Reasons You Know You're Obsessed With Sweeney Todd:

1. You make a big production out of dinner when it happens to be meat pies. Bonus points if you actually sing 'God Thats Good'.

2.If someone asks you to explain the story you start with "there was a barber and his wife".

3. You actually know what a linnet bird is.

4. When you eat a meat pie you look very closely at the contents first, then wonder what kind of person tastes most like chicken.

5. You sing "there's a hole in the world like a great black pit" ect. and replace 'London' with the name of your school or work place when you get mad.

6. When someone or something really peeves you off you shout "They all deserve to die!"

7. You burst into song when you see a hair loss commercial.

8. You've replaced all your dad's shavers with straight razors.

9. You keep a list of people you'd most like to bake into a pie. (well, a mental one)

10. You loudly sing 'Worst Pies in London' when your relatives bring pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving.

11. When a friend or realitive says that they just got a shave or hair cut you say shocked, "You survied? You...you...you're not a meat pie?"

12. When your teacher asks you for attention in class you start to sing "Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention pah-lease!!"

13. While in the meat section of your local supermarket you begin singing "God that's Good!"

14. Whenever someone happens to sat "Whats that?" you turn to them excitedly--"It's priest! Have a little priest!"

15. When someone happens to mention Fleet Street, even if it has nothing to do with Sweeney Todd, you automaticly think of Sweeney.

If you wish Sweeney and Nellie could've had their happy ending.

If you get really excited or laugh insanely whenever someone says 'love it' so it sounds like 'Lovett' copy and pastey

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If you think Sweeney Todd should be a video game

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Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)

1) Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!!

2) You have the movie memorized

3) You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper

4) Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea"

5) You sing "My friends to your razor and/or kitchen knives.

6) You have a strange fear of tea kettles.

8) When you buy a meat pie at a grocery store you change the name to Mrs. Lovett

9) When you see a cat on the street, you want to save it from Mrs. Mooney.

10) You WISH with all of your heat that you could be Mrs. Lovett, except for the burning part.

11) When you hear someone say a line from the movie, you follow it with the next.

12) If people say they don't like Sweeney Todd, you can kind of maybe understand it.

13. You hyperventilate when you see Mrs. Lovett's hat at the market

14. You won't go near any pie store that's next to a barber shop

15. You have every Sweeney Todd song on your phone and know all the lyrics

16. If anyone ever eats something and says this is the worst thing they've ever tasted you immedietly think of Mrs. Lovetts pies

17. Your friends are walking down the road humming lincon park or flo rida, your humming Epiphany

18. You have tried to do your hair like Mrs. Lovett's then go out in public.

19. You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen.

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You know you're obsessed with Tim Burton/Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter when/if...

...your history teacher is talking about the sugar plantations in the Spanish colonies, mentions rum, and you raise your hand and say, "Why is the rum gone?"

...you've become a Burton missionary, passing around your copy of his book The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories to friends.

...you wish Colleen Atwood could be your personal clothing designer.

...you made up your own word to describe the London of Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd: Burtonian London.

...you go as a Johnny/Helena character for Halloween: I was Johnny Depp last year and gonna be Mrs, Lovett this year.

...you stare at yourself in the mirror and forlornly sigh, "If only I looked like Helena..."

...meeting the above people is on your bucket list.

...you got uber-excited when you found out about Alice in Wonderland.

...you have a 3-foot tall Sweeney Todd poster on the back of your bedroom door.

...whenever you cook, you listen to Sweeney Todd via your iPod and sing along.

...they appear in your dreams nightly/weekly.

...if your parents/all close family die suddenly, you want to move to England to have Tim and Helena legally adopt you.

...Heck, you just want to go to England to meet them and then cross the Channel to France to drop in on Johnny.

...you want to try on Helena's Mrs. Lovett dress, Johnny's Jack Sparrow coat/Sweeney Todd barbering jacket.

...you became obsessed with the musical Sweeney Todd after the movie came out.

...for you, going to the Tim Burton exhibit at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art in California is pretty much a holy pilgrimage.

...you never read People magazine but bought the issue about Johnny Depp being the sexiest man alive.

...your limited drawing skills frustrate you to no end, for you just CAN'T draw a decent picture of Johnny or Helena, even after much agonizing and studying pictures of them.

...you make lists like this just to find out how many ways you're obsessed with these people. Heh... shifty eyes

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Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

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I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. YOU MUST PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.

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If you love "You Shall Drip Rubies", copy this into your profile. :D!!

45 Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)

1. Every time you hear the word 'epiphany' you immediately think of someone saying 'how about a shave?'

2. 'Baker' and 'widow' become one and the same to you.

3. You find yourself unable to consume a meat pie without gagging or giving the chef a funny look.

4. You can't sit in a barber's chair without checking for gears beneath the cushion.

5. Con-men all start to have a strange Italian accent, even when they really don't.

6. The phrase 'God that's good' makes you think of cannibalism.

7. Any form of lyrics with the line 'pretty women' gives you the odd feeling of someone hovering over you holding something sharp.

8. You have a strange phobia of tea kettles.

9. Whenever you see a building with a window on the roof, you think of Sweeney Todd up there

10. You drive by a Barber shop and think 'hmm'

11. when you see someone wearing a black and white striped shirt, it reminds you of Sweeney in his beach outfit...

12.Not only do you own the DVD and the soundtrack - you know the lyrics off by heart.

13.You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen.

14.Whenever you get into a discussion about movies with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at you like this O_O.

15.You can't walk past a barber shop anymore without thinking of Sweeney Todd.

16.You can't think of PIES, FLOUR or ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett.

17.Everytime you walk down to the sea, you start to hum/think of By the Sea.

18.You've written your own Sweeney fic.

19.Whenever a problem comes up or you get into a fight with someone, you immediately think: what would Helena/Mrs Lovett do?

20.You want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters.

21.You've co splayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd.

22.You've not only bought/made the following articles Helena wears in the movie: her black lace gloves, ribboned boots, black corset,red and white by the sea bustle dress...

23.Give yourself a gold star if you wear the said articles OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? Or just plain nutty...

24.You catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos. Now, where's that flamin' Mr T gone to?

25. You make a big production out of dinner when it happens to be pot pies. Bonus points if you actually sing 'God Thats Good'.

26. If someone asks you to explain the story you start with "there was a barber and his wife".

27. You actually know what a linnet bird is.

28. When you eat a pot pie you look very closely at the contents first, then wonder what kind of person taste most like chicken.

29. You sing "there's a hole in the world like a great black pit" ect. and replace 'London' with the name of your school or work place when you get mad.

30. When someone or something really peeves you off you shout "They all deserve to die!"

31. You burst into song when you see a hair loss commercial.

32. You've replaced all your dad's shavers with straight razors.

33. You keep a list of people you'd most like to bake into a pie. (well, a mental one)

34. You loudly sing 'Worst Pies in London' whenever you see pies in a shop.

35. When a friend or realitive says that they just got a shave or hair cut you say shocked,"You survied? You...you...you're not a meat pie."

36. When your teacher asks you for attention in class you start to sing "Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention pah-lease!!"

37. While in the meat section of your local supermarket you begin singing "God that's Good!"

38. Whenever someone happens to say "Whats that?" you turn to them excitedly--"It's priest! Have a little priest!"

39. When someone happens to mention Fleet Street, even if it has nothing to do with Sweeney Todd, you automaticly think of Sweeney.

40. Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!!

41. You have the movie memorized

42. You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper

43. Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea"

44. You sing "My friends to your razor and/or kitchen knives

45. You hyperventilate whenever Sweeney comes onto the screen