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Author has written 18 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Avatar: Last Airbender. Hi all! I'm Spoon. I'm an English human female who has inherited her Grandfather’s nose, her mother’s spite, her father’s right hook, and the Dog’s bad temper. I’m old enough to have sex without law enforcement getting involved, yet young enough to get shouted at by my mother for stealing cookies. I like art, books, cinema, swimming, boots, money, David Attenborough and the aforementioned Dog. There is nothing particularly interesting about me or my life, other than that it is really quite boring. You can rightly assume that the high light of my week was a trip to the supermarket in which I brought cheese. I don't like football, moving too often, people that talk at the cinema, tooth paste adverts and the giant spider around the back of my wardrobe just out of reach... mocking me. Now for serious stuff -assuming anyone ever actually reads these things anyway. I write for personal enjoyment and as a time killer -FF net really fills the void doesn't it?- but that doesn't mean I don't take it seriously. I Don't pretend to be a talented writer, so any constructive criticism or feedback I get is really appreciated as improving my limited writing capabilities is something I really aim to do. I read all my messages and reviews and try to reply to them as often as I can -which isn't very often these days I'm afraid- because I feel it's really important to know if the readers love or hate what I writing; especially if they hate it. Beautiful fanart from LightBlueSpartin343! Check it out! http://lbspartin343.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3cdu5a http://lbspartin343.deviantart.com/art/Structure-and-Discipline-ch3-202615671 And from my totally awesome and dedicated beta Darkwhisperings! http://darkwhisperings.deviantart.com/art/Structure-and-Discipline-256448515 And from the amazingly talented misteriGILER for Of Flesh And Metal! http://misterigiler.deviantart.com/#/d3le6o0 http://nearlysilence.deviantart.com/art/megatron-humanized-264047676 And the stunning OhMyGoshNZ has drawn me a lovely picture for Gladiator http://fotcfan.deviantart.com/art/Le-sad-Starscream-272776179 Keenon drew this amazing picture of Steelstrut from Gladiator for me! :D Worship him and his orange glory below! http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/u452/MackziIIa/STEELSLUT-3.png Some amazing art for Of Flesh and Metal from Bulu, if anyone wants some idea of what Slipstream looks like. http://bulu.deviantart.com/#/d5p1c3e | |||||||||
1. Of Flesh and Metal » reviewsMegatron angers one God too many and Primus finally deems it time he and his Decepticon followers learnt a cruel lesson. But will they change after seeing life through the eyes of the humans in one of the poorest places on the planet. Eventual Slash.Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 233,396 - Reviews: 625 - Updated: 2-7-13 - Published: 11-16-10 - Megatron & Starscream2. Mother Dearest reviewsStarscream gets a visitor at the Decepticon base, and just about everything that could go wrong, does go wrong. Cracky Two-Shot. Megatron/Starscream.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-29-13 - Megatron & Starscream3. Kisses » reviewsLittle one shots of little importance. Kisses between the Decepticon Warlord and his treacherous Air Commander. Suggestions welcome. M/SSTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,098 - Reviews: 237 - Updated: 1-27-13 - Published: 11-1-11 - Megatron & Starscream - Complete4. Jailbirds » reviewsIn a bid to prevent their own execution at Autobot hands, Megatron and Starscream take extreme, and yet surprisingly satisfying, measures. Sticky Slash, Mpreg, dub con.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,121 - Reviews: 295 - Updated: 1-22-13 - Published: 2-20-12 - Megatron & Starscream5. Gladiator » reviewsUnfortunate circumstances lead to a very young Starscream falling into the clutches of a fearsome pit fighter, who turns out to be not quite so fearsome at all. Megatron Origin AU. Eventual Slash.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,205 - Reviews: 372 - Updated: 1-18-13 - Published: 11-14-11 - Megatron & Starscream6. Armistice » reviewsTF Prime. Set after Crossfire. Optimus begins to regret not shooting Megatron's helm off whilst he still had the chance. Megatron/Optimus. Sticky Slash.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,269 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 12-2-12 - Published: 4-13-12 - Megatron & Optimus Prime7. Agent Fowler's Super Fun Day reviewsTwo Decepticons, a vigorous round of sex, and one brave Agent Fowler stuck in the middle. Explicit Sticky Slash. Megatron/Starscream.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 3-11-12 - Megatron & Starscream8. Switch » reviewsTwo-shot. Megatron finds out for himself what it's like to spend a day in his Second's thrusters, and Starscream has the time of his life. Slash, BodySwap, non-con. Megatron/Starscream.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,234 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 2-29-12 - Published: 1-13-12 - Megatron & Starscream - Complete9. Structure and Discipline » reviewsOr lack thereof. Sequel to 'The Benefits of Sobriety'. Love, was simply a pitiful Autobot idealism, and they were Decepticon's, they had no need of it. SlashTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,279 - Reviews: 209 - Updated: 1-24-12 - Published: 2-10-11 - Starscream & Megatron - Complete10. Trojan reviewsSet after ROTF. It suddenly becomes Megatron's problem when Starscream catches a life threatening virus. Slightly cracky, slightly slashy, quite stupid.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-25-11 - Megatron & Starscream11. Like Father, Unlike Son » reviewsOzai was never father material, though there were times in which he seemed to stumble into the position.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 2-16-11 - Published: 2-12-11 - Ozai & Zuko12. Skipping Stones reviewsLegolas strays to close to the waters edge. Thranduil does what any father would have- something completely reckless.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-5-11 - Legolas & Thranduil - Complete13. Ahhkin! » reviewsAnakin Skywalker faces the challenge of proving his patience and maturity as he is left at the mercy of five attention starved younglings, none of which are even old enough to pronounce his name. Two-shotStar Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-23-10 - Published: 11-22-10 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete14. Sein Ernil reviewsThe night in which the King of Mirkwood, Thranduil, becomes a father. One-Shot.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-22-10 - Thranduil & Legolas - Complete15. The Benefits Of Sobriety » reviewsSlash. Who would have thought that Megatron, Starscream and high-grade don't mix. Can the two Decepticons over come past mistakes and build an actual relationship with each other?Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,013 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 12-9-10 - Published: 9-11-10 - Megatron & Starscream - Complete16. Growing Up Decepticon » reviewsSequel to Flare-Up, but can stand alone. The Decepticons have to raise three orphaned sparklings to become hardened warriors. How hard could it be? AUTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,488 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 9-20-10 - Published: 8-30-10 - Starscream & Megatron17. Whats Left To Fight For reviewsMovie-verse, Slash. Megatron and Starscream contemplate the future of the Decepticons. Edited.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-26-10 - Megatron & Starscream - Complete
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