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Hey! My name is Sean! I love BTR, Resident Evil, and Naruto! So yes my Bio...Carlos is my fav! Because he's innocent, a ball of energy, and is daring. Logan is my 2nd fav because he's smart, but hides behind words, logic and...well for lack of thinking the COMPLETE opposite of Carlos, but hey, opposites attract! They compliment each other well because they counter each others flaws and mix well, kinda like kendall and james!
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Reification of Notion Estimated chapters: 20
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People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.
Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again
"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.
I'm the kind of boy who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Never hire a colorblind electrician.
At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
SARCASM is just another free service I offer.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face.
"I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V.
I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Forever isn't as long as it use to be.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?
Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is spent teaching them to sit down and shut up.
Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that my children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.(Willy Wonka)
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
People are like slinkies, basically useless, but it’s hilarious to watch them fall down stairs
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive
My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.
If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.
Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, or friends anymore.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!
You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
Forecast for tongiht: darkness
Never go to a docter whose office plants have died
On those restaraunt signs that say 'No shirt, no shoes, no service,' does that mean you can wear a shirt and shoes, but no pants, and they have to serve you?
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.
Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical
If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.
I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday
Have you considered sueing your brain for non-support?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?
If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the Up button.
Weird quiz thing:
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Ernesto and Paulblo thought.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
BTR (Surprisingly funny!)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
For A Pessimist I'm Pretty Optomistic
9. What are you wearing?
10. Did you dream last night?
I don't dream!
11. When did you last laugh?
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
This Is a Quiz?! I didn't study!
15. What is the last film you saw?
Resident Evil. Very Graphic.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Carlos Pena Jr. or Logan Henderson (Let's be Friends!)
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I love my BF!
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
19. Do you like to dance?
No! Do you?
20. George Bush:
Shut up, Quiz!
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes, only for BTR or Paramore though!
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Good day Y'all.
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