YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You watch sports on TV. (Super Bowl... once a year?)
You used to be addicted to Power Rangers. (Back when they were good... now this crap!?)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun. (some are to watch HOCKEY)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on an night.

Total: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (HOW?! This should be illegal! )
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

Total: 9

Ok then... so guy side wins... nice to know...

Friends will never ask for anything to eat or drink.

But, best friends will help themselvesand are the reason why you have no food.

A friend would bail you out of jail.

But, best friends will be sitting next to you saying, "Crud, we messed up." Then turn to the officer and say that you were framed.

Friends will pat you on the back to comfort you when you're crying and ask you, "Why are you crying?"

But, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

Friends would borrow your stuff then return it a few days later.

But, best friends would lose your stuff and say, "My bad... Here's a tissue."

Friends only know a few things about you.

But, best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

Friends comfort you because a guy rejected you.

But, best friends walk up right to the guy and say "You're gay, aren't you?"

Friends will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

But, best friends will kick the whole crowds' butt for leaving you.

Friends are only through highschool and college.

But, best friends are for life.

If you have a best friend and know they would do all this stuff, or if you are a best friendwho would do this, repost this in your profile! (I am one and I have one! ILY Morgan Le Fae!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, wether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

92 percent of the teenaged population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Polo said it was uncool to breathe. Post this on your profile if your one of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "to" and "too". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, put this on your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, put this on your profile.

93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this on your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy this and make it longer.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a converstation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as i do, PLEASE put this on your profile!

If every time you hear a High School Musical 1 and/or 2, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel (I want to include Justin Bieber, because he's as horrible!)song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN FORREST RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (my friends have stopped asking where I go.)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (lol. yup.)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (um... I don't do this much...)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

IF YOU HAVE LOST A FRIEND OR LOVED ONE DO TO CANCER THEN YOU ARE NOT ALONE. THERE ARE MILLIONS THAT GO THROUGH THE LOSS AND THE SORROW BUT ALL WE DO IS TRY TO LIVE WITH ALL OF THE PAIN THAT WE HAVE AS A RESULT OF THAT.

1: NEVER THINK YOU ARE ALONE

2: ALWAYS KNOW THAT YOUR FAIMLY AND FRIENDS ARE BY YOUR SIDE

3: FIND GOOD PEOPLE WHO CAN RELATE WITH YOUR SITUTATION

4: TRUST YOUR GUT INSTINT IT ALWAYS WORKS

5: REMEMBER WHO THE GOOD GUYS ARE

6: REMEMBER THAT YOUR PARENTS DO WHAT THEY DO BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU

7: ALWAYS KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE INCASE OF A SITUTATION

8: FIND AN AFTER SCHOOL OR A NON AFTER SCHOOL ACTIVITY THAT YOU LIKE

9: NEVER DO SOMETHING YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN EVEN IF OTHERS ARE DOING IT

10: HAVE FATH IN GOD OF WHATEVER RELIGION YOU BELIEVE IN BECAUSE THAT IS WAHT MATTERS

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Kagome:Do I ever cross your mind?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Do you like me?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Do you want me?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Would you cry if I left?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Would you live for me?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Would you do anything for me?

Inuyasha:No

Kagome:Choose--me or your life

Inuyasha:My life

Kagome runs away in shock and pain and Inuyasha runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, AnimeRomanceFreak1990, Kireina Koe

ARE YOU OBSESSED with anime

And now for you're pleasure, a You Know You're Obsessed With Anime When...

-You have vowed never to date or marry because a guy/girl would take up too much anime time.

-You have vowed to move to Japan because you are tired of waiting for you favorite anime to come out in the U.S.

-You constantly run around in anime like clothes (short skirts and such) with your friends just because.

-You and you're friends go to Toys R Us and play with the lightsabers but use attacks such as "Windscar!"

-You see on the news that a girl has been reported missing and there are no signs of her whereabouts and you automatically say "Damn her."

-You don't realize what you really said till about an hour later.

-Still you curse her.

-Everytime someone gets cut, bruised, hit by a car, stuck with a sword, etc. You look at them confused and ask "Why are you so hurt."

-If you actually know what I am talking about in the last line.

-You are sitting in the middle of a world religions class and your teacher mentions aliens, the first thing you do is turn to your friend and mouth 'kissu'! !

-You are sitting in the middle of a world religions class watching a movie on Buddhism when a monk wraps prayer beads around his wrist and you turn to your friend who turns to you and at the same time mouth "Miroku"

-You go to jewelry stores looking for a) a tear drop shaped pink jewel (escaflowne) or b) a large circular pink jewel (inuyasha)

-You and your friends fight random battles while using attacks from your favorite shows.

-You go on youtube and watch countless anime amvs and videos made by other anime lovers.

-You manage to corrupt other people around you to watch anime shows, read and write fanfiction, and read the mangas

-You can't go without thinking about anime for more then five minutes at a time.

-No matter what non-anime show or movie you watch you are always comparing it to an anime show or movie.

-You constantly pretend to be characters from your favorite animes.

-You try to convince your friends/family to go as characters from the anime with you on Halloween.

-Whenever your dad grabs your mom's ass, you shake your head and automatically think "Miroku"

-you name your dog 'inuyasha', your cat 'kirara' or your pet fox 'shippo'

-when your history teacher asks about olden day weapons, you answer " swords made from demons teeth"

-When you hear the words ‘chess pieces’ you instantly think of the war games (MAR: Marchen Awakens Romance).

-You are constantly reading *Are you obsessed with anime’s* like this and laughing at every word you see.

Copy and paste this to your profile... after that, add 2 things that made you know you're obsessed with anime

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

WOOT! GO CHICKS!!

15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--