Author has written 13 stories for Inuyasha, Soul Eater, and South Park.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
Ok then... so guy side wins... nice to know...
Friends will never ask for anything to eat or drink.
But, best friends will help themselvesand are the reason why you have no food.
A friend would bail you out of jail.
But, best friends will be sitting next to you saying, "Crud, we messed up." Then turn to the officer and say that you were framed.
Friends will pat you on the back to comfort you when you're crying and ask you, "Why are you crying?"
But, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
Friends would borrow your stuff then return it a few days later.
But, best friends would lose your stuff and say, "My bad... Here's a tissue."
Friends only know a few things about you.
But, best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
Friends comfort you because a guy rejected you.
But, best friends walk up right to the guy and say "You're gay, aren't you?"
Friends will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
But, best friends will kick the whole crowds' butt for leaving you.
Friends are only through highschool and college.
But, best friends are for life.
If you have a best friend and know they would do all this stuff, or if you are a best friendwho would do this, repost this in your profile! (I am one and I have one! ILY Morgan Le Fae!)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, wether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
92 percent of the teenaged population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Polo said it was uncool to breathe. Post this on your profile if your one of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "to" and "too". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have weird friends put this on your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, put this on your profile!
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile.
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, put this on your profile.
93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this on your profile.
If your profile is way too long, copy this and make it longer.
If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a converstation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as i do, PLEASE put this on your profile!
If every time you hear a High School Musical 1 and/or 2, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel (I want to include Justin Bieber, because he's as horrible!)song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (my friends have stopped asking where I go.)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (lol. yup.)
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (um... I don't do this much...)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
IF YOU HAVE LOST A FRIEND OR LOVED ONE DO TO CANCER THEN YOU ARE NOT ALONE. THERE ARE MILLIONS THAT GO THROUGH THE LOSS AND THE SORROW BUT ALL WE DO IS TRY TO LIVE WITH ALL OF THE PAIN THAT WE HAVE AS A RESULT OF THAT.
1: NEVER THINK YOU ARE ALONE
2: ALWAYS KNOW THAT YOUR FAIMLY AND FRIENDS ARE BY YOUR SIDE
3: FIND GOOD PEOPLE WHO CAN RELATE WITH YOUR SITUTATION
4: TRUST YOUR GUT INSTINT IT ALWAYS WORKS
5: REMEMBER WHO THE GOOD GUYS ARE
6: REMEMBER THAT YOUR PARENTS DO WHAT THEY DO BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU
7: ALWAYS KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE INCASE OF A SITUTATION
8: FIND AN AFTER SCHOOL OR A NON AFTER SCHOOL ACTIVITY THAT YOU LIKE
9: NEVER DO SOMETHING YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN EVEN IF OTHERS ARE DOING IT
10: HAVE FATH IN GOD OF WHATEVER RELIGION YOU BELIEVE IN BECAUSE THAT IS WAHT MATTERS
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!
Kagome:Do I ever cross your mind?
Kagome:Do you like me?
Kagome:Do you want me?
Kagome:Would you cry if I left?
Kagome:Would you live for me?
Kagome:Would you do anything for me?
Kagome:Choose--me or your life
Kagome runs away in shock and pain and Inuyasha runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, AnimeRomanceFreak1990, Kireina Koe
ARE YOU OBSESSED with anime
And now for you're pleasure, a You Know You're Obsessed With Anime When...
-You have vowed never to date or marry because a guy/girl would take up too much anime time.
-You have vowed to move to Japan because you are tired of waiting for you favorite anime to come out in the U.S.
-You constantly run around in anime like clothes (short skirts and such) with your friends just because.
-You and you're friends go to Toys R Us and play with the lightsabers but use attacks such as "Windscar!"
-You see on the news that a girl has been reported missing and there are no signs of her whereabouts and you automatically say "Damn her."
-You don't realize what you really said till about an hour later.
-Still you curse her.
-Everytime someone gets cut, bruised, hit by a car, stuck with a sword, etc. You look at them confused and ask "Why are you so hurt."
-If you actually know what I am talking about in the last line.
-You are sitting in the middle of a world religions class and your teacher mentions aliens, the first thing you do is turn to your friend and mouth 'kissu'! !
-You are sitting in the middle of a world religions class watching a movie on Buddhism when a monk wraps prayer beads around his wrist and you turn to your friend who turns to you and at the same time mouth "Miroku"
-You go to jewelry stores looking for a) a tear drop shaped pink jewel (escaflowne) or b) a large circular pink jewel (inuyasha)
-You and your friends fight random battles while using attacks from your favorite shows.
-You go on youtube and watch countless anime amvs and videos made by other anime lovers.
-You manage to corrupt other people around you to watch anime shows, read and write fanfiction, and read the mangas
-You can't go without thinking about anime for more then five minutes at a time.
-No matter what non-anime show or movie you watch you are always comparing it to an anime show or movie.
-You constantly pretend to be characters from your favorite animes.
-You try to convince your friends/family to go as characters from the anime with you on Halloween.
-Whenever your dad grabs your mom's ass, you shake your head and automatically think "Miroku"
-you name your dog 'inuyasha', your cat 'kirara' or your pet fox 'shippo'
-when your history teacher asks about olden day weapons, you answer " swords made from demons teeth"
-When you hear the words ‘chess pieces’ you instantly think of the war games (MAR: Marchen Awakens Romance).
-You are constantly reading *Are you obsessed with anime’s* like this and laughing at every word you see.
Copy and paste this to your profile... after that, add 2 things that made you know you're obsessed with anime
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
WOOT! GO CHICKS!!
15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
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