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Author has written 30 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, A-Team, Big Time Rush, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Cheaper by the Dozen, Criminal Minds, Dukes of Hazzard, Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew, Outsiders, Falling Skies, Hunger Games, NCIS, Harry Potter, Supernatural, and Flashpoint.
I'm working on a story with DreamerGirl love Walking Dead for PErcy Jackson and the Olympians. THe first story is called Long Live Love and the sequel is The Insane, the Kidnapped, and the Other.
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-Miggy not Fax
A friend will share their umbrella when you forget yours,
A best friend will take yours and run.
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you,
A best friend will go up to him and say 'It's because you're gay isn't it?'
A friend will bail yo out of jail,
A good friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'We messed up didn't we?'But a best friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'WHOA! That was fun. In ten years when we get out of this rat hole we're doing that again!"
A friend will be there when you break up,
A best friend will call him in the middle of the night under a private numbert and whisper 'Seven days until your death'
A friend will help you when you fall,
A best friend will laugh because she (or he) tripped you.
A friend will help yo find your Prince Charming,
A best friend will kidnap him and bring him to me
A friend helps you move,
A best friend helps you move the bodies.
A friend could tell one of your secrets,
A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your life.
A friend will teach you to drive,
A best friend will help you push the car into the lake for insurance money.
A friend will go to a concert with me,
A best friend will kidnap the band with me.
A friend will hide you from the cops,
A best friend is the reason they're after you.
If you think your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto you profile.
If your best friend is the type who would set your houses on fire just to hook the two of you up with fire men copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have been ask more than once if you are ADHD copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you prefer the term anti-sane to YOU PSYCHO C&P
When you rain on my parade i break out my slip and slide.
When people are being mean walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from the retards and have their shoes!
When someone makes you mad remember this. It takes up to seventy muscles to frown but it only takes four to punch somebody.
Remember you should never cry over a boy. If they make you cry, they're not worth you. And if they're worth you they won't make you cry.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Never knock on deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates it when people do that.
The voices in my head may not be real but they've got some great ideas.
You think the world is full of crazy people? Oh yeah? Really? WELL I'M THEIR LEADER! GET 'EM!
It's you and me against the world. We attack at midnight.
I like running with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every little second of it.
10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% demon child so you better be nice!
If you keep telling me to be more like you and stop to smell the roses then I'll laugh when you inhale a bee.
i'm bored with nothing to do and a baseball bat. *My friend* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who cares about hugs?!?!?!?! If i see you I'm gonna tackle you.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
I have never had a boyfriend, I am not popular, a have hardly any friends, I'm almost always alone, I am called weird, retarded, nerd, and a freak behind my back and to my face.
You have had loads of boyfriends, you're very popular, you have a lot of friends, are always surronded by people, and is never called weird, retarded, nerd or a freak.
But I am happier. I have never had my heart broken, I don't feel as much peer presure, I know who my real friends are, I have time for just me and my thought, and I don't care what people think of me.
And I know what's really important in life.
This is about all the child abuse that goes on in the world. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think it should be stopped.
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
I must be stupid; I must be bad,
I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,
I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all,
When im awake im all alone,
When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice,
I just heard a car, My daddy is back,
I try to hide, From his evil eyes,
He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,
He slaps and hits me, and yells at me more,
He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl,
I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late,
The hurt and the pain, Again and again,
And he finally stops, and heads for the door,
My name is tiffany, I am three,
Dreams are just what your heart wants but your mind doesn't know.
ABCDEFG gummy bears are chasing me, one is green, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my lie, cuz the red one has a knife.
Has anyone else noticed that on Friday the calendar say WTF
I used to be love drunk,
But now I'm hungover,
Our love is forever,
Forever is over.
We used to kiss all night,
Now it's just a barfight,
So don't call me cryin',
Say hello to good bye...
(Boys Like Girls -Love Drunk)
You think I'm pretty,
Without any make-up on,
You think I'm funny,
When I tell the punch line wrong.
(Teenage Dream -Katy Perry)
Me and my friends are the type of people who prefer to get drunk on juice boxes and high on life
'Watch this ya'll' -Famous last words of a redneck
I am an India.
Having courage is not the lack of fear. It's knowing that something else is more important and continue to fight.
I have a voice in my head named Henry. He can be mean to me. He thinks I have problems. I told him to shut up. He said that if I wasn't nicer to him he would kill me. Now I'm scared.
TO ME FROM ME
Note to self: Next time you go to juvie bring your own snacks. The food sucks.
Note to self: Some people find it strange when you stand there and argue with yourself. Some people find it even stranger when you lose the arguement.
Note to self: Remember to write a note to self. CHECK!
Thing I love
Dukes of Hazzard
Blue eyes and brown eyes
Things I hate
Snobby Rich Kids
MY HARDY BOYS CAST
My Maximum Ride Cast
Even Though There Already is a Harry Potter Movie Here's Another Cast if I Couldn't Use Any of the Real Actors and With Some of the People in the Picture Being a Little Older or Younger
Fred and GeorgeBut with red hair
Your Guy Side
xYou love hoodies.
Total: 24 (I'm actually a girl.)
YOUR GIRL SIDE
YOUR GIRL SIDE
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You wear the color pink.
Total: 1 1/2
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one another,
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for the referee,
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout 'hooray',
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and got those two dead boys.
ME: *Singing in a whisper* I'm to attractive for my chocolate, I'm too attractive for my chocolate
My Brother: Did you just say-
Cashier Lady: O.O
My Mom: *Smacks me on the back of my head*
-Me and my brother buying candy at a gas station with my mom
Mary Grace: What does the MS stand for?
Me: MS stands for middle school.
Mary Grace: Oh, that makes sense
ME: YEY! I'm mildly intelligent!
Mary Grace: No, you're really not.
Me: Aw... *Sad face with bottom lip sticking out*
Mary Grace: Oh don't cry
Me: *Sad face*
Mallory who still has much to learn and does not understand us in the slightest: *O.O*
Me: *gets over it* I just don't have any common sense
Mary Grace: Yep *Pats my head*
-Me, Mary Grace, and Mallory getting out schedules for school.
Me: *Grinning evilly at a role of ducktape* Oh, this is going to be a good wedding.
-Me getting ready to go to a wedding
My Hunger Games Cast Using None of The Actors That Will Be In the Movie
PeetaBut he needs to be a little older
I'll finish up later.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
NCIS Character Theme Songs
Tony(I LOVE this song.)
What better way than a quiz to get you to know me better? Read if you please!
1. How did you get one of your scars?
Erm... I have a lot of scars. (I'm a klutz with a big brother. Get the picture?) One on the back of my hand is from my brother holding a light bulb that had been on for a couple of hours to the back of my hand when I was five and giving me a big, ugly burn.
2. What is on the walls in your room?
Paint, posters, made up languages, pictures, etc.
4. What type of music do you listen to?
EVERYTHING! Rock, country, pop, metal, classical, screamo.
5. Do you know what time you were born?
My mom can't remember if it was 11:23 or 11:43
6. What do you want more than anything right now?
7. What do you miss?
Seeing my friends every day.
8. What is your most prized possession(s)?
Laptop or iPad.
10. Do you get claustrophobic?
Only when I can't get out
11. Do you get scared of the dark?
Only when I'm having scary thoughts
12. The last person that made you cry?
Family was arguing
13. What is your favourite perfume for a girl?
I don't wear perfume.
14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite gender?
Blue eyes usually and for hair color blonds usually, but brunettes are nice too.
15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to?
No where. I'm not that likable.
16. Coffee or energy drink?
Neither. I'm a little person; they make me shake.
17. What is your favourite pizza topping?
Cheese. And pickles.
18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
19. What's your sunsign?
20. Your favourite season and why?
Winter. I like snow even if we don't get that much in winter.
21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received?
Umm... I don't think I ever really have.
22. Do you like anybody?
23. Are you double jointed?
24. Favourite clothing brand?
26. Do you have a pet?
27. What kind is it?
Pound-puppy I got when I was five cuz we were moving to the middle of nowheresville.
28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving?
You can't really choose who you fall in love with.
29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you?
I'd rather just not...
30. Write a number from one to a hundred:
One hundred and thirteen.
31. Blonds or brunettes?
Um... probably blonds.
32. What is the one number you call most often?
Probably one of my friends or my mom.
33. What annoys you most?
When people are all serious when I'm like "La, dee, da, dee, da!" as I skip in a circle.
34. Have you been out of the USA?
35. Your weaknesses?
36. Met anyone famous?
37. First job?
I'm in school!
38. Ever made a prank call?
Oh you bet! (Evil grin)
40. What were you doing before you filled this out?
Uploading a new story.
41. Have you ever had surgery?
Not unless you count Mr. Nose at the dentist
42. What do you get complimented about most?
43. Have you ever had braces?
Nope, but I will
44. What do you want for your birthday?
45. How many kids do you want?
46. Were you named after someone?
47. Do you wish on stars?
49. What kind of shampoo do you use?
The kind in a bottle.
50. Do you like your handwriting?
51. What is your favourite lunch meal?
Depends on my mood
52. Any bad habits?
I bite my nails and hang nails to the point my fingers bleed sometimes.
53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf?
54. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Nope. I'd scare me.
56. Do looks matter?
Just enough to show that you take care of yourself.
57. How do you release anger?
Sulking, screaming, loud music, yelling, and punching.
58. Where is your second home?
Literally speaking, I have one home. Emotionally speaking, I had one, but then the friend moved. Probably Dreamer Girl's.
60. What was your favourite toy as a child?
61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone?
I don't have a cell
62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid?
No, I had better things to do then talk to a pedo dino.
63. Do you use sarcasm?
Yes, more fluently than English actually.
64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese?
Mac & Cheese
65. What do you look for in a guy?
A sense of humor and a good personality
66. What are your nicknames?
Too many to list
68. What's your favourite television show?
ANT Farm, Dukes of Hazzard, Jessie, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Supernatural, etc.
69. What was your actual SAT score?
70. What's your favourite ice-cream flavour?
I'm lactose intolerent so I don't really eat it often enough to have a favorite. Probably chocolate though.
71. Do you have all your fingers and toes?
72. When was the last time you worked out?
73. Did you notice there was no question 64?
Look again, idiot :P There was no 3
74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car?
IDK, I don't drive
75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions?
Up to them
76. What are you listening to?
A Team by Ed Sheeran
77. Last thing you drank?
78. Last person you talked to on the phone?
I FaceTimes my friend yesturday
79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite/same gender?
Eyes are the window to the soul
80. Favourite thought-provoking song?
Simple Plan stuff
81. Favourite thing to hate?
Bad days and bullies
82. Favourite month of the year?
December. (It's not just Christmas, sure Chirstmas is part of it, but I love how festive and happy everything feels.)
83. Favourite zodiac sign?
I don't spend all my time on that crap.
85. What is your hair colour?
86. Eye colour?
I'm too cool to have only one. I have hydrochromia iridium.
89. Favourite fast food restaurant?
McDonald's. They have happy meals. :) Never too old for a happy meal.
90. Do you like sushi?
Closest thing to sushi I've ever had was a california roll.
91. Last thing you watched?
92. Favourite day of the year?
Friday the 13th.
93. Play any musical instruments?
Saxophone and I'm learning piano
94. Republican or Democrat?
95. Kisses or hugs?
Hugs from friends.
96. Relationships or one night stands?
Relationships, you perv!
97. What was the last thing you bought?
One Direction DVD
98. What kind of car do you have?
I don't own a car
99. What book are you reading?
Stargirl for school.
100. Describe your love life:
Practically none existant
Go look at boy and girl sides for the beinging of this.
You own a cell phone.
Black is one of your favourite colors.
You dislike preps.
You can skateboard
You love the computer.
You love/like reading.
You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You like loud music.
Guy side 24-25
Girl side 1 1/2-24
So I am a guyish, goth, punk, nerd.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Hi, my name is Kazu.
Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncureable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.
It's a TRUE story!
There was a little baby that was born at 6 and half months.
Everyone at the hospital said she would either die, or have problems. Her cousin, who is only about 2-3 feet tall at the age of 16 was born at only 6 months... They gave her parents a tape about all the problems she could have.
But her daddy yelled at them, and threw the tape away, he said, "We don't believe this little girl is going to have any problems!"
The parents trusted God. They believed and believed. And trusted God.
14 years later, that little girl is PERFECTLY healthy. She is tall, and beautiful. She has NO PROBLEMS and NEVER HAS. She never will either. She is just fine.
Thanks to God.
Another little girl was born at 7 months. Same old story. Around 12 years later she is still PERFECT too and always will be.
They said their mom would never have a full-term baby.
Well... Hello to their little sister. She was right on time.
And God did it all!
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'Why do I keep asking myself random things?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean taking out someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the random stuff people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You correct your English teacher.
Great minds can read this!
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