RealName:Ashleigh[Ash 4 short]

Hair: purple/black blue

Eyes: dark brown

Likes: chocolate, reading fiction books and fanfiction,the color purple,writing stories

Hates/dislikes: spiders, tomatoes, boring books and also reading the start of the story than waiting months 4 the rest!

SORRY TO ALL MY READERS!!!!! I GOT BANNED FROM FANFICTION AT HOME BECAUSE I WAS ADDICTED TO IT AND SCHOOL WEBSITE ONLY JUST GOT ADVANCED ENOUGH TO ALLOW ME TO EDIT ON MY PROFILE, I WROTE PAGES OF STORIES AT HOME AND WILL TAKE ME WEEKS TO RETYPE, I NEED INSPIRATION FAST - IM VIRTUALLY BEGGING FOR HELP!!! PLEASE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME I CAN ONLY CHECK MY PROFILE AT SCHOOL DURING LUNCH SO IM SORRY I9F IT TAKES ME A FEW DAYS TO RESPOND!!!!

This is Bunny.

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Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

You know you’re obsessed with the Companions Quartet when:
1. Somebody calls a character by the wrong name, and you refuse to talk to them for a week. (CON, I ask you!)(or Cal, in my case)
2. In CSPE, when there is a question about organizing a protest for a road that cuts through an area of environmental importance, you immediately start talking to the person beside you about the exact same scenario in Mallin’s Wood, even if said person has never heard of CQ
3. You do part of your art project based on the sirens from Secret of the Sirens.
4. You’ve reread the series continually, and have read it at least forty times forwards. And four times backwards.
5.You have seriously considered buying two pairs of coloured contacts, one green and one brown, despite the fact that you don’t need glasses.
6. You have become obsessed with the number four simply because there are four books in the Companions Quartet.
7. Every song you hear, you try and think of a way it relates to the Companions Quartet.
8. You mentally compare everywhere around your house to scenes in CQ.
9. Your locker has a picture of the Society’s shield stuck inside it. Or your bedroom. 10. You dress up as Kullervo for Halloween, andget your best friend to dress up as Charok.
11. You have two copies of Secret of the Sirens- one for yourself, and one for forcing others to borrow.
12. You write 'Col is hot' or 'I love Col' all over your homework, then get asked by the teacher in front of the whole class who Col is.
14. You make a random list of every character you can think of from CQ in your notebook.

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15.If you have 1 copy of Secret of the Sirens and wouldn't give it to your best friend just for an hour.

16.You mentaly try to speak to animals only cos you want to be like Connie (in my case).

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17. if every time you see a new animal or pet you sing sad songs about the dead environment afterwards.

18. you think you will burst into tears if you hear one more story about the oil spills and disasters that are killing life and you wish you could shape-shift to stop it.

If you are completely obsessed with CQ, copy and paste this list into your profile and add something CQ-related you’ve done to the list!Copy and paste this into your profile if you hate all flamers.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

awww... so romantic... i wish a guy would say that to me...

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you wish you could go to a vampire academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile.

If you cried like a baby through the last chapters of Shadow Kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile.

If you cried though out Blood Promise when Rose thinks back to the old Dimitri, copy and past this to your profile.

If you want to cuss Spirit Bound out cause of the ending cope and past this to your profile.

If you are so angry at the freaking Strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile!!

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your... well you know what comes next.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes from thinking about Vampire Academy, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

thanks to everyone that put my stories on alert and sent me reviews! i love a good review! keep reviewing please and i'll write as fast as i can!