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Author has written 29 stories for Bleach, Prince of Tennis, Dukes of Hazzard, Fullmetal Alchemist, Supernatural, Burn Notice, Ouran High School Host Club, and Criminal Minds. Ahem...: VIC MIGNOGNA IS AMAZING! Fangirlness over My schools marching band, which I'm in, can be found here please watch and drop a comment! Remove the space between youtube and ww http://w ww.you tube.com/watch?v=I-czO-ryVLs&feature=plcp KEKKAISHI readers out there guess what - INFECTED IS BEING BROUGHT BACK BEFORE REALIZING LOVE!!! so hope that makes you all happy, I got a major response on that story and it will be back tup soon! If you ever want me to add a character into a story or anything specifically Just ask id like to think I'm a flexible writer so seriously questions or request just ask. Ok I lost my laptop but grandma got me another so guess who can update now!! ME!!!!!!! Name: Ashley Garner Most popular story: Asthma Attack ( im proud to say its my first Dukes of Hazzard story and is beaten all my other stories in everything even my poll) Gender: Girl School: Franklin County High Grade average: Straight A Weaknesses: Horrible speller when it comes to somethings " Remember one thing kids , just because your not paranoid doesn't mean I'm- I mean they're not coming for you!" Ronald Mcdonald twitches. Oh come on you know he was thinking it! No I'm not afraid of clowns but that guy is worse than It, and It is supossed to be a scary clown.( The clown It from the movie It. Never heard of him? Too bad.) I love the following series Criminal Minds Flashpoint Supernatural Inuyasha A-Team Fullmetal Alchemist Dukes of Hazzard Bleach Charmed Kekkaishi Fullmetal Alchemist brotherhood Naruto Shippuden Naruto Karin (Chibi Vampire Ouran Highschool Host Club Prince of Tennis Gunslinger Girl Elfen Lied ( hated all the nakedness but besides that it was good) Soul Eater and alot more &*!#$$&( Sad Poem Warning ) My name is Emma I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I started to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Emma And I am but three, Tonight my daddy murdered me. THIS IS THE REASON I HATE MEAN PEOPLE!!!!! REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life 7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms- My mother loves me dearly and raised me right :) the southern style... 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning, and remember to leave your pocket knives on the counter before you go." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that grease will come otta my truck bed!" 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the parts store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case that jackass kicks you in the but." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone or you'll be sleepin with Bessie." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate, I know the cow didn't eat your homework AGAIN!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." (flips open pocket knife) 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father, he can be a jackass!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do. Now go milk the cow." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get to the gas station!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way. Then your gonna look like your uncle Richard." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father. A jackass." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn? You were born in the hay loft ya nit." 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack! Mommy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mommy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mommy I wanted to live, but mommy I must go now the time is getting late Mommy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mommy I always have, I know you know it's true Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices: 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) (I didn't come up with this, I copied it. I just say please, but yeah.) The funny thing about the paragraph below is the fact my fanfictions spell check thinks the only word misspelled is 'actually'. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! | |||||||||
1. Nightmare » reviewsEdward is starting to see his nightmares while he's awake, he's unable to control them and they always happen in the worst. Inconvenient times. Whats causing them and can he stop them before it's too late? RoyEd PARENTALFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 6-7-12 - Edward E. & Roy M.2. Saying Good-bye reviewsJust a one-shot on some of Spencer's thoughts after J.J. is forced to take the new job elsewhere. Other than that no spoilers just what he's thinking. Please Critique.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-26-13 - S. Reid - Complete3. Thanks Garcia reviewsDuring a case Spencer is tired and out of toothpaste. A trip to Garcia's hotel room brightens his day, her definition of Go bag is different from his. "Did you bring your entire apartment?" he giggled. Just something to give some light fun to Criminals Minds. Please read and Review! One-shotCriminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-13 - S. Reid & P. Garcia - Complete4. The First Loss reviewsSpencer has his 'first loss' as Gideon calls it. "But I know now that I do belong here, and the first loss is something every police officer will have to go through- whether they're just a profiler or not." Bad Summary, please give critique/advice. Rated T to be safe.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-14-13 - S. Reid & J. Gideon - Complete5. Birthday, SURPRISE » reviewsIt's Daisy's birthday! With Boss Hoggs false claims on the Dukes how will this fun filled day actually turn out? Can the Dukes clear their name or will lies and dirty deals ruin their innocent figures? Not the story I was originally posting so having a bit of trouble writing, reviews will help! XDDukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-8-12 - Published: 10-21-12 - Bo D. & Luke D.6. Decision reviewsEdward meets somebody who's mother is also sick with an incurable disease. Bad summary. The back of Ed's coat appeared before me, and I heard Ed scream. In a matter of second he was down and I was speechless. Please read and review, rated T just to be safe. May become multi chapter depending on your response.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-5-12 - Edward E. - Complete7. Power of Prayer reviewsThe Dukes prayed for 30 minutes in hopes the lord would work his magic. Sometimes, the power of prayer is the only thing you need to know god is there, and will heal those who are hurt. Bo gets hurt, and all the Dukes can do now is pray. Luke feels like its all his fault, he shouldve paid more attention to their surroundings...Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-29-12 - Bo D. & Luke D. - Complete8. Asthma Attack » reviewsWhen Bo gets put in jail and Boss lights a cigar, a face full of smoke may prove deadly for Bo Duke.How is it the simplest things turn instantly bad in Hazzard just for doing what your told?Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,429 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 7-13-12 - Published: 7-10-11 - Bo D. & Luke D. - Complete9. Saved reviewsWhen Edward is hurt after a battle with Scar, he has delirious conversation with Roy. Prequel depending on response. hinted Ed/Win Romace, Ed/Roy PARENTAL. Please read and review. Rated for a bad word.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-7-12 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete10. Communication reviewsIts a rainy day and Tamaki is bored XD and with him believing Haruhi's house is going to flood unless he goes and saves her with the help of the host club things get intersting! Tamaki gasped, the door swinging around and hitting him in the face, "How cruel you are to your father Haruhi!" Please read and Review! X3Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-1-12 - Tamaki S. & Haruhi F.11. Celebration Isn't Always Fun reviewsPrequel to a soon to be posted story. Its the anniversary of Michael's fathers death, and his mom isn't handling it well. Michael has some past secrets begin to reveal themselves starting with a break in. Summary kinda sucks.Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-12 - Michael W. & Madeline W. - Complete12. Graduate reviewsIt's my graduation fic! Luke stood in the back, clapping as Bo's name was called. His cousin, dressed in his nice and clean boot cut blue jeans, striped hand me down plaid shirt tucked in. Clean work boots spit shined in place.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-28-12 - Bo D. & Luke D. - Complete13. Matter of Loyalty reviewsDean rolled over onto his side, it was a matter of loyalty, and neither brother had held up their end of the promise...Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-7-12 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete14. The Grocery List reviewsWhen Edward drops off in Risembool without any notice he finds the Rockbells aren't carrying any food he likes. After eyeing Winry's glass of milk and his stomachs constant growls he finally decides to go grocery shopping-little does he know about shoppinFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-16-12 - Edward E. & Winry R.15. Spiritual Pressure » reviewsSam is still having nightmares about Jess dying, but not only is it robbing him of his sleep but his appetite as well. Dean is trying his best but it may not be his fault his brother isn't acting right. Could it be a new demon after Sam's soul? Is it YEDSupernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-5-12 - Published: 3-11-12 - Sam W. & Dean W.16. What I Think About You reviewsJust a poem about Edward and what Winry is thinking about him. Its based in brotherhood but there isn't any spoilers :D please read and leave your input!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-28-12 - Winry R. & Edward E. - Complete17. You Wanted to know how I Feel reviewsJust a poem talking about how Ed is feeling down and stuff like that. Please read and review. Possible epilogue depending on your response!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-3-12 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete18. Its Ok to Cry reviewsEdward wakes up in a hospital after trying to get Al his body back. He didn't want to cry- especially not in front of his pompous smug colonel. But with a few words Ed's levee broke and there was nothing Roy could say to help. Not Yaoi!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-31-11 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete19. Thank You Toushirou reviewsToushirou has always been counted as a obnoxious rich kid but when his girlfriend finally tells his good deed he finally gets the thanks he deserves.May become multi-chaptered if requested. Please read and review your opinion.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-11 - T. Hitsugaya & Karin K. - Complete20. Beard or No Beard reviewsYamamoto loves his beard but with green split ends, Aizen sending love baskets, Toushirou's obsession, and Nanao evening out beards who has the time to think straight during the captains meeting the following day? Cute one-shot please read and reviewBleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-14-11 - T. Hitsugaya & Shunsui K. - Complete21. Did Someone Cry reviewsJust a random poem that quickly runs through the boys life, it doesnt really have any spoilers cause they probably wouldnt make sense to anybody who hasnt see the complete series.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-6-11 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete22. A Hitsugaya Worthy Nightmare reviewsCute one-shot, toushirou has a bad dream that ends up with him wearing a chicken suit and skipping in the human world : please r and r.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-11 - T. Hitsugaya & Ichigo K. - Complete23. Daddy's Little Girl reviews" Eiji I'm pregnant." Sakuno said. Eiji froze," I... me... you?" " Yes." Sakuno smiled. " NYYYYYAAAAA!" Was it a good Nya or bad?Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-27-11 - Published: 9-25-11 - Kikumaru E. & R. Sakuno - Complete24. You Don't Give Men Flowers reviewsIts Bo's birthday and everybody is giving him ...flowers? Got the idea from the episode where everybody keeps saying you don't give men flowers.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-19-11 - Bo D. & Luke D. - Complete25. Murder Never Sleeps » reviewsHi guys, Murder Never Sleeps was put up for adoption by River of Angelic Roses and I adopted it so this is my version of it. Basically Edward gets caught up in a murder case, which might turn into his own, bad summary. Ed has to work with detectives.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-14-11 - Published: 8-1-11 - Edward E.26. A Young Childs Prescence Changes Everything reviewsRoy is Blind and Edward is helping him remember the world as he used to see it. One-shot depending on your reviews. MUST READ! Part of a one-shot collection with Dreamweaver56.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-14-11 - Roy M. & Edward E. - Complete27. Whaa? reviewsToushirou was barged in on by a drunk Karin and she's... wearing a haori? But Toushirou hid all his haori's.The number on the back is from ... squad 11! " TOUSHIROU!" Kenpachi yelled. Oh boy.. Cute One-shot!Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-23-11 - T. Hitsugaya & Karin K. - Complete28. Eiji Kikumaru reviewsJust a poem about being Eiji, hence the title.Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-11 - Kikumaru E. - Complete29. Toushiro and Watermelon reviewsWhat happens when you give Toushiro watermelon and he owes Karin payback? Cute one-shot, please r and r!Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-21-11 - T. Hitsugaya & Karin K. - Complete
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