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Author has written 29 stories for Bleach, Prince of Tennis, Dukes of Hazzard, Fullmetal Alchemist, Supernatural, Burn Notice, Ouran High School Host Club, and Criminal Minds.
Ahem...: VIC MIGNOGNA IS AMAZING!
My schools marching band, which I'm in, can be found here please watch and drop a comment! Remove the space between youtube and ww
http://w ww.you tube.com/watch?v=I-czO-ryVLs&feature=plcp
KEKKAISHI readers out there guess what -
INFECTED IS BEING BROUGHT BACK BEFORE REALIZING LOVE!!! so hope that makes you all happy, I got a major response on that story and it will be back tup soon!
If you ever want me to add a character into a story or anything specifically Just ask id like to think I'm a flexible writer so seriously questions or request just ask.
Ok I lost my laptop but grandma got me another so guess who can update now!! ME!!!!!!!
Name: Ashley Garner
Most popular story: Asthma Attack ( im proud to say its my first Dukes of Hazzard story and is beaten all my other stories in everything even my poll)
School: Franklin County High
Grade average: Straight A
Weaknesses: Horrible speller when it comes to somethings
" Remember one thing kids , just because your not paranoid doesn't mean I'm- I mean they're not coming for you!" Ronald Mcdonald twitches.
Oh come on you know he was thinking it! No I'm not afraid of clowns but that guy is worse than It, and It is supossed to be a scary clown.( The clown It from the movie It. Never heard of him? Too bad.)
I love the following series
Dukes of Hazzard
Fullmetal Alchemist brotherhood
Karin (Chibi Vampire
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Prince of Tennis
Elfen Lied ( hated all the nakedness but besides that it was good)
and alot more
&*!#$$&( Sad Poem Warning )
My name is Emma I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I started to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Emma And I am but three, Tonight my daddy murdered me.
THIS IS THE REASON I HATE MEAN PEOPLE!!!!!
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-
My mother loves me dearly and raised me right :) the southern style...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning, and remember to leave your pocket knives on the counter before you go."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that grease will come otta my truck bed!"
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the parts
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case that jackass kicks you in the but."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone or you'll be sleepin with Bessie."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate, I know the cow didn't eat your homework AGAIN!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." (flips open pocket knife)
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father, he can be a jackass!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do. Now go milk the cow."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get to the gas station!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way. Then your gonna look like your uncle Richard."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father. A jackass."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn? You were born in the hay loft ya nit."
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled
the trigger back
It shot with a great crack! Mommy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live, but mommy I must go now the time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mommy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices:
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) (I didn't come up with this, I copied it. I just say please, but yeah.)
The funny thing about the paragraph below is the fact my fanfictions spell check thinks the only word misspelled is 'actually'.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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