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| MissFaerieKaiti |
Author has written 25 stories for Naruto, Two Princesses of Bamarre, and Mulan. I'm going to make one thing clear. I HATE it how people on FanFiction just stop by one of my stories, favorite it or alert it, and never take the time to review! It's inconsiderate, not to mention it makes the author look bad! PLEASE take the time to review on my stories. You have no idea how much they make my day. Whether criticism or even an "update soon", just tell me what you like or think about the story! I need all the help I can get here. Thank you. On the other hand, to those of you who have reviewed, thank you so much! It means more to me than you'll ever know; I wish I could respond to every single one of them. (Quote from Neji and TenTen 4ever's profile) CONGRATULATIONS! You are the lucky recipient of a VIRTUAL HIGH-FIVE! To ensure complete enjoyment of your Virtual High-Five, please follow the instructions listed below. 1. Maximize an image (preferably of an open hand) so that it fills your entire computer screen. Depending on your screen size, the hand may appear freakishly large or small. 2. Place your hand in the air in front of the hand on the screen. Fingers can be slightly splayed or together depending on your preference. 3. A declaration of intent needs to be stated. There are many different ways to declare that you are about to issue a high-five. "Gimme Five!" or "High-Five!" are common declarative statements of impending palm slappage, while the less common "Slap me some skin" or "Up high" are also acceptable. 4. Strike your hand against the image on your screen to receive your Virtual High-Five. This may also be accompanied by an exclamation of enjoyment. (Note: Computer screens can be fragile, so strike at your own risk. This author is not liable for damage caused by overzealous Virtual High-Five recipients.) Enjoy! -curtsies deeply- Welcome. =3 My name is Kaiti, I'm in love with Shikamaru, and I'm a fan of KibaHina and NejiTen. =D Hmmm... I am a Christian, but I belong to no denomination - I like reading, writing, pasta, cookies, and Hamtaro. My favorite book is The Two Princesses of Bamarre n_n My favorite movie is Hoodwinked, and I drive both my parents crazy when singing that goat Japeth's 'Be Prepared' song. xD; I can be crazy or serious or somewhere in between, depending on who I'm talking to, what I'm talking about, and what kind of mood I'm in. xD The promise in the Bible that I most adore is love. For years, I knew that Jesus loved me, Jesus loves me, He died for me, etc., but I only recently gained more than a head knowledge of His unlimited love for me - for just being me, me as an individual, as more than simply one child out of His thousands. He really loves me, and I love Him for that and so much more; any talent I have in writing or anything is all thanks to Him, extra gifts I've been showered with. Look up Romans 8:38-39. =) Hm, so, anime I like, in no particular order... (Note: This may include some cartoons as well as anime, because I consider them close enough to the same thing xD) - Naruto, Kim Possible, Shugo Chara, Teen Titans, MAR: Marchen Awakens Romance, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Legend of Korra, Pokemon, Prince of Tennis, Zatch Bell, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Sailor Moon (well, okay, not so much anymore; the main character annoys me), Winx Club, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (original, Fast Forward, and Back to the Sewer; my brother got me hooked somehow xD;), Magical Doremi, Code Lyoko (I have to be in the mood for it, though), One Piece (I can't find it dubbed anywhere anymore, though, unless it has bad language in it - grrrr... D=), Card Captor Sakura, Kodocha, Mermaid Melody, The Proud Family, American Dragon Jake Long, Chihayafuru, Shaman King, and The Emperor's New School. The only manga I've ever really read is Shugo Chara, F.T.I.O.A.W.C. (For the Info of Anyone Who Cares xD) I know I mentioned this before, but he's so awesome I have to say it again. I. Am. So. In. Love. With. Shikamaru. Nara. It's. Not. Even. Funneh. x33 *will one day be known as Kaiti Nara* I vow to never repost creepy, depressing, and/or stupid chain mails of any sort on my profile (not including the funny copy-and-pastes/true sayings). You're safe here, people. Be kind and break the chain. Couples I Support: Couples I Don't Support/Types of Pairings I Detest: Those of you that watch Naruto probably don't recognize a couple of those names up there. Kaida is my OC, and Kyra is Taylor's (Kenichi and Miu 4ever's) OC. We actually have several stories written about them - sometimes with each other, often with their one true love, sometimes with a mixture of the two. I didn't realize how many we'd really done until I just recently counted them - twenty stories altogether. Some are on my profile, some on Taylor's. You are definitely welcome to read them if you'd like; you can get to Taylor's profile by going to my list of favorite authors. She changes her penname occasionally, but it's always "*boy name* and *girl name* 4ever", so even if I haven't updated the penname on my profile, you'll still be able to recognize which author is her. Oh, and if you don't know where to start, I've got a list of our stories in chronological order, or at least as close as I can figure. Here they are, along with which of us wrote it: Day One (by me) Yay, so now you know where to start to follow their stories and friendships and romances all the way through! 8D More hopefully to be added. I'm currently cowriting a story with Neji and TenTen 4ever! n_n Check my list of stories below; it's The Greatest Gift in Honor one. ;3 "Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it; write something to suit everybody and scarcely anyone will care for it." Jesse Stuart "Sometimes clouds have two sides, a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich! So when life seems hard, just take a bite out of the silver sandwich." Zuko "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." Miss Piggy "Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift; that is why it is called the present." Oogway "Love received and love given comprise the best form of therapy." Gordon William Allport "Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand." Albert Einstein "Sing as if no one's listening. Dance as if no one's watching. Live as if there's no tomorrow. Dream as if you have forever!" Unknown "The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step." Lao Tzu "Evil beware: we have waffles." Raven "You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Seuss "Aang, this is my friend Foo-Foo Cuddly Poofs. Foo-Foo Cuddly Poofs, Aang." Sokka "Name's Bonzu Pipinpadaloxicopolis, the Third! And these are my grandkids." Aang "A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." John Barrymore "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." Jon Hammond "The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty." Winston Churchill "You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave!?" Katara "Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're probably right." Henry Ford Random Thingymajiggers He handed her eleven red roses and one fake red rose and told her, "I will love you until the last rose dies." Sanity? I've never had such a useless thing in my life! When in doubt... Push random buttons! Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. I'm not afraid of death. What's he gonna do - kill me? I plan on living to be a hundred, or die trying! "At one point," a firefighter commented, "we decided to fight fire with fire. Well, basically... Your house just burned faster." I am not paranoid. WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!? Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia? This place reeks of evil. Either that, or it's sausage... Nope, I'm pretty sure it's evil. It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs. Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes; because by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever you want to about him. Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored. Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation? If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it. If psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working? If quitters never win and winners never quit, who came up with "Quit while you're ahead"? If repetition is the key to learning, and repetition is a sign of stupidity, does that make learning stupid? Isn't it scary to know that what doctors do for a living is called "practice"? If you cry, I cry. If you laugh, I laugh. If you jump off a cliff, I laugh harder. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What? You, too? Thought I was the only one!" A day without sunshine... is night. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can do math, and those who can't. Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me. Music is like candy - you throw away the (w)rappers. Boys are like slinkies: useless, but still VERY fun to watch fall down stairs. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 'It's always the last place you look.' Well of course it is! Why would I keep looking after I found it? Sticks and stones may scar my skin, but words slice through my soul within. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. A thousand enemies outside the castle is better than one within. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man. Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway. Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to. If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Little boys who play with fire get burned. Little girls who play with fire get others burned. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious. Intelligence is like underwear: everyone has it, but you don't have to show it off. Some say the glass is half full; others say the glass is half empty. All I want to know is who on earth is drinking my water! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own lemonade. The fact that I tripped does not diminish the impact of my exit! Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Become evil. NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY: Like we need your support. Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? What's the speed of dark? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Why is round pizza in a square box? Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours crying? Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person; but to one person, you are the world. Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed and permanently set. The town was so dull that when the tide went out, it refused to come back in. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Education is important. School however, is another matter. If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? Why do alarm clocks "go off” when they start making noise? Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”? Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly? How can something be both “new” and “improved”? A friend wants to make you smile. A best friend knows to stay as far away as possible from you when you're smiling. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about wars that solved America's problems? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t. It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? I once stood in an open field and felt claustrophobic. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Boys are like trees: they take fifty years to grow up. People say, "Guns don't kill people; people kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang!", I don't think you'd kill too many people. Some people drink from the Fountain of Knowledge; others just gurgle. If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk! There's a light at the end of every tunnel - just pray that it's not a train. Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it's true. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over. Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. I used all my sick days, so I called in dead. Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. ...You decide. When in doubt, make up words! If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly. When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. True love stories never have endings. I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. Friendship doubles joy and halves grief. And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words. Lots of your friends want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. True friends are very difficult to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget. Hold a true friend with both your hands. No guy is worth your tears, and the ones who are won’t make you cry. Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine and tastes better, too. Cute is when a person’s personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, and every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them. Life is not the amount of breaths you take; it’s the moments that take your breath away. Love is just something you can’t explain, like the look of a rose, the smell of rain, or the feeling of forever. A smile is the beginning of peace. Give your smile to everyone, but give your heart to only one. A smile happens in a flash, but its memory can last for a lifetime. Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me? True love is being able to let them go. True love is wanting them to be happy even if you're not a part of it. We build up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down. We enjoy warmth because we've been cold. We enjoy light because we've seen darkness. We can experience joy because we've known sadness. The tooth fairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts. I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours. Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! Everyone is entitled to my opinion. I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it. I believe that dragons, unicorns, and sporks do exist. Snot is brain juice leaking out of your nose. If you're really my friend, I'll probably make jabs at you. It's all in good fun. But don't confuse jabs with insults. Insults involve actual dislike. Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Strangers have the best candy. You stare because I’m different. I stare because you're all the same. Free hugs. Your epidermis is showing! I do whatever my rice Krispes tell me to. I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. Your chances of being struck by lightning go up if you stand on a hill beneath a tree, raise your fist to the sky, and shout, 'Storms stink!' Be insane, because well-behaved girls never made history. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere. You don't like me? Well, it's mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. Many a grandchild was spoiled because you simply cannot spank, Grandpa. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers; yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that? Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Colin. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? They laugh because we're losers. We laugh because they just figured it out. A computer password is like a toothbrush: Change it every six months and don't share with anyone else. I tripped over a wireless phone. Every day I think people can't get any stupider. Every day I am proven horribly wrong. I wanted to be a warrior like you, not a damsel in this dress. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. If I wanted your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun You can't spell awesome without ME! I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where on earth is my roof! A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. Wrinkles merely show where smiles have been. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder. Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never gotten hit by a dictionary. Nine of the ten voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided. You say I've lost my sanity. Well, I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had. The difference between genius and stupidity: genius has its limits. I'm no good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead? Happiness is your dentist telling you "It won't hurt a bit" and him catching his hand in the drill. There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Let's play truth or dare. Or maybe just dare since no one seems to tell the truth anymore. Basic definitions of Science: If it's green and wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it. You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is they have a common enemy. You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately. A bookstore is one of the few pieces of evidence we have left that people are still thinking. If you have noticed this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing. Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain. I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said. Once when it's explained to me. And once five minutes later when I finally get it. There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side, and the right side. For sale: Parachute, only used once, never been opened. Small stain. I couldn't fix your breaks, so I made your horn louder. You, you, and you - panic. The rest of you, follow me. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? Every rule has an exception. Especially this one. If you think things can't get any worse, you lack sufficient imagination. I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Skill is walking across Niagara Falls on a tightrope without falling. Intelligence is not trying. Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine. The first casualty of war is always truth. Imagination is intelligence having fun. You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something in your life. Generally, generalizations are wrong. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, but to find a friend worth dying for. We don't live in the world of reality; we live in the world of how we percieve reality. If God had intended man to smoke, He would have set him on fire. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every two months. At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free and charge five dollars for the second glass. It contained the antedote. Don't you look at me with that tone of voice. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. The Force and duct tape are the same: both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together. Someone asked me, "So, why do you like him so much?" But before I could even reply, my best friend put her hand over my mouth and said, "Don't even get her started!" We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Why is abbreviated such a long word? According to the latest figures, forty-three percent of all statistics are utterly worthless. A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what the difference between ignorance and apathy is. He had to give an A to a student who answered "I don't know and I don't care." Last night I played a blank tape on full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Helpful Advice: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal ideas from many is research. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of every successful man is usually another woman. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?' What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks? If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? Give up... on me giving up! Yet despite the look on my face, you're still talking. My yoda signature, this is. I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be. If you say GULLIBLE slowly, it sounds like ORANGES. It's okay to disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn. I know the voices aren't real, but they have some great ideas. T-Rex hates doing pushups. Sarcastic comment loading... Please wait. I hate being bipolar. It's awesome! I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. Statistically, six out of seven dwarves are not Happy. Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. I'm not stubborn, my way is just better. I'm not childish, you're just a big doody head. The first forty years of childhood are always the hardest. I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire. Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes? If you choke a smurf, what color does he turn? Sometimes I wonder "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. "Immature" - A word boring people use to describe fun people. I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking. I. Like. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses. Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist: While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Signed - the Opportunist. Lazy people fact #456347635423 - you were too lazy to read that number. I'm smarter than you're. I tried to catch some fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O. Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. A dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary is called a thesaurus. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. Broken pencils are pointless. 6 Truths of Life Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, Girls A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here!" A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. Month one Month Two Month Three Month Four Month Five Month Six Month Seven Every Abortion Is Just... If you're against abortion, repost this onto your profile. REMEMBER WHEN... This is this cat. REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. 4. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 5. My mother taught me IRONY. 6. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 7. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 8. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 10. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 11. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 12. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 13. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 14. My mother taught me HUMOR. 15. My mother taught me GENETICS. 16. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 17. My mother taught me WISDOM. 18. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 19. My mother taught me RELIGION. 20. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 21. My mother taught me ESP. 22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. FRIENDS VS. BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FRIENDS: Will ask to borrow money if you go out to eat. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline. FRIENDS: Will lie in court for you. FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover. FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff. FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour. FRIENDS: Will ignore this. My Faith: Jesus I was walking around in a Target store when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. How To Annoy Your Parents (As long as you're braver than me xD) : Why America has some issues. Yus, I live in America, but this's funny anyways, and pretty pathetic, too, when you think about it. xD In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!) 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of your real name plus izzle): Kaiizzle You know you live in 2010 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your PIN number on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname on any of the sites you visit. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 9.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 10.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did You know you're obsessed with Naruto when you . . . Signs You're a Naruto Fanatic: Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity - At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. - Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. - Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. - Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." - As often as possible, skip rather than walk. - Order a diet water when ever you go out to eat (with a serious face). - Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". - Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. - Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. - When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" - When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!" Hundreds of Years into the Future OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Things You Don’t Want to Hear in Your Surgery 1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 2. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop. 3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" 4. Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad dog! 5. Wait a minute…if this is his spleen, then what's that? 6. Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie. 7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? 8. Dang, there go the lights again... 9. "You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of ‘em. 10. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! 11. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off. 12. Anyone see where I left that scalpel? 13. I hope his family won't miss him 14. And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape. 15. Dang! Page 47 of the manual is missing! 16. Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card? 17. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. 18. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffine People think you're insane. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. - YOUR GUY SIDE - You love hoodies Guy side: 7 - YOUR GIRL SIDE - You wear lip gloss/stick. Girl side: 9 Things to do in an Elevator; 1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) Meow occasionally. 6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly. 7) Say 'Ding!' at each floor. 8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder; then pretend it wasn't you. 15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi, Greg! How's your day been?" 18) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21) Swat at flies that don't exist. I was at WalMart in the check-out lane buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog, when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, right? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog; I was starting the Purina Diet again, though I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time. However, I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet: all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. No one is afraid of Height They are afraid to Fall No one is afraid to Play They are afraid to Lose No one is afraid of the Dark They are afraid of what's in it No one is afraid to Say I Love You They are afraid of the Response Let's eat grandma! 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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know until just recently or just now that the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours, reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it, and you are one of those people too, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you love smiley faces, then copy this into your profile! 8D If you actually wouldn't mind (or would love) school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, Crimson Flash Kunoichi, RinChan, Crystal Angel of Darkness, Gir Lovah, AuroratheFallenAngel, MissFaerieKaiti If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. Profile your into this paste and copy, maniac a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now read it backwards. If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time, copy this into your profile. 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If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read a 250 paged book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile. Random Survey 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. ...not 'round. It's something and not somethin'. I've got... From A Picture of Freedom, The Diary of Clotee, a Slave Girl 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? To my left? Nothing but air. In front of me? My desk, keyboard, monitor, mouse, printer, and other stuffz on my desk. :P 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Hm, hard one, considering I don't own a TV. *tries to remember last time I saw a TV* 4. Without looking, guess what time it is. Tennish in the morning? xP 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:44am. 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Utter and absolute silence, unless you want to count the sounds of me typing on my keyboard. x3 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Last night; I was taking mah doggie for a walk. =3 8. Before starting this survey, what did you look at? A message from my bestest friend online. xD 9. What are you wearing? Glasses, a purple t-shirt, a full denim skirt, and white socks. xP 10. Did you dream last night? You know... I think I did... :S *tries to remember* 11. When did you last laugh? Maybe sometime this morning. But without forcing it? Sometime yesterday, reading comics in the Neopian Times. ;3 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? A 3-D, 500-piece puzzle that was framed, a few cross-stiched works, my lion poster from fifth grade, a quilt I've had goodness-knows-how-long, and mirror. :P 13. Seen anything weird lately? Hm... Define weird. xD 14. What do you think of this quiz? A waste of time, but in a good way. xP 15. What is the last film you saw? Hoodwinked! 8D I got a copy for Christmas, and I've watched it SO many times since then! xDD 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Let's see... Books... Tennis lessons... That art class my parents refuse to pay for... Meals and desserts from that place I'm probably not supposed to disclose over the Internet... xD Oh, and more movies, like Tangled! 8D 17. Tell me something about you I don't know. I will one day rule the world with Shikamaru by my side. 833 18. If you could change anything about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'd add unicorns and dragons and pegasi and centaurs and fairies (or faeries) and pixies and wizards. x3 19. Do you like to dance? Try asking 'Have you ever danced?' 20. George Bush: What about him? o.o? 21. Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her? Hmmm, I've always liked flower names, and over the last few years I've come to prefer Japanese names, so how about Hana? =3 22. Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him? It's kinda tradition in Shikamaru's part of the Nara clan to give them names beginning with 'Shika', so how about I go with the Shika name I've already used in a story? Shikami. xP FANFICTION SURVEY How many fanfictions do you have submitted? Twenty-one and counting. ;D Which one has the most reviews? True or False does, by far! n_n Least? The Kunoichi's Story has only one review. =/ Which fanfiction has the most words? True or False does, again. n-n Which fanfiction has the most chapters? True or False, and it's still getting bigger. 83 (If I ever get around to finishing it... One more chapter should wrap it all up, but I'm not sure how to do that... -.-; ) What category are the majority of your fanfictions in? Naruto. Without a doubt. 8D What do you like most in reviews: Basically anything, just so long as they review. n_n Constructive criticism is great, too. =) And it just makes my day if you quote part of my story/chapter in your review; I'm so glad you liked it enough to do that. n///n What do you like least in reviews: Cussing and implying that my story/stories contain(s) stuff like incest, boy/boy, etc. - even if you're trying to praise me. Seriously, if you want to insult me, that's how to do it. DX Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2? Yep, a few of my stories have gotten into one C2 each - and Scientific Magic has gotten into three of 'em. =D Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list? Yes, in fact. For those of you who have favorited (AND REVIEWED xD) at least one of my stories, thank you so much! Taylor especially, for being so incredibly loyal! n_n Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list? Yes, a few of them are! x33 I seriously need to finish them, too. =3=; What genre do you most frequently write in? It looks like friendship is number one, with romance close behind. ;3 Do you leave comments before or after a chapter? I tend to do both. xD Do you update frequently? I try. I really, really do. Sometimes I can come up with an update a day. But sometimes I go for weeks without an update. Shame on me. x_x; Do you frequently use original characters? Hmmm, I generally try not to, unless it's a story with Kaida as one of the two/three central characters. However, in True or False, there are quite a few OCs, due to the fact that it takes place in the future. ;3 Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life? Pfft. My life is way too boring to put in a fanfic. That's what imagination is for. ;] THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Shikamaru, for absolute surety! 8D And then it's Gaara or Hinata or Sora. ;3 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? KibaHina is definitely #1, but NejiTen is close behind. 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Not quite sure what all of those mean exactly, but I don't think I support any of them. *glares* 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Nope, but I've thought about doing it. xD 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I go online for the anime and read the manga while staying inside the bookstore, so I guess I don't own anything Naruto-merchandise-wise. ' 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? *nodnod* Shikamaru Nara, totally. One day, I'll be Kaiti Nara. xD Ino and Temari had better keep their hands off him, along with any other girl making eyes at my guy. *growls menacingly* xD 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KIBAHINA FTW! 8DD 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Sasusaku!! ARE YOU CRAZY OR SOMETHING?? D8 9. Which team is your favorite? Oooh, tough one. Really really tough... Shikamaru is my favorite character; Hinata is my favorite female character; Squad 8 has my favorite pairing; and Team Kakashi never has a dull moment. But I think I'll have to say Team Gai if I really have to choose between them. Gai and Lee can always make me laugh, and Neji and Tenten are cool, too. xD 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) ... ... ...A friend just told me the truth, and we found out that everything we ever knew was a LIE. *crying, sobbing, and wailing hysterically* 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? I know this one for a fact. Naruto's father is the fourth Hokage. ;D I mean, it's painfully obvious! 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? If you know me, you're probably going to freak at my answer. Good grief, I was freaking out when I realized this! I mean, Hidan killed Asuma, after all. And he's annoying, and he's into all that what's-it-called junk - I guess kinda like a form of voodoo? o_O And yet, for some demented reason, I think he just might be my favorite Akatsuki (that I've seen so far). It's sorta like a like-hate (nope, not a love-hate) thing. ...Will you punch me, see if you can knock some sense into me? Please? And it's kinda scary what that implies about my opinion of the other Akatsuki members. ._.; 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Ummm, pro-Sasuke, but anti-bad-Sasuke-choices? xD; I think that shows in my You Can't Take Me fanfic. xP 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nope. I've seen all of the original series episodes, but only the first couple arcs in Shippuden. 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Nopers, I've read very little of the manga. We don't go to bookstores often enough. n_n;; 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? *shrug* I don't know enough about ADD to say one way or another. :P 17. Sub or dub? Dub. That way I can do other stuff while watching. Multitasking is more difficult when you have to read the subtitles while watching. xP 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura. ;] And if you only knew why... But I promised not to tell. xD (Which reminds me... I still need to come up with some form of blackmail... o.o *starts brainstorming* xDD) 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Never really seen him before, so I dunno. :/ But if he acts in the series the same way as I've seen him in a fanfic, FUNNY! XDDD 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? A weirdo Akatuski in a mask is basically all I know - oh, and that he's - *sniffle* - Obito... 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Howabout Gai = Always good for a laugh? xDD 22. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird IS awesome, and Lee is BOTH! XD 23. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Um... Huh? I'm not sure I understand. o_O' 24. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Do you even have to ask? Of course I do! xD 25. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Oh, yeah. xD 26. Do you like lemons? We went from Naruto to a fruit. Did I miss something? 27. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Hm, maybe from my brother and I talking about 'em, but otherwise, I'd say no, not really. :P 28. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Nope. Each time I see something "Abridged", it doesn't make any sense. O_o 29. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? :o No, I haven't, but they sound ultimate. xD; 30. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Hm, nope. 'Course, it probably doesn't help that I think most people I know in real life would go crazy if they knew I liked to watch any sort of anime. n_n;; 31. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes, miraculously enough! :o 32. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'What on earth is this?' Nah, although I can imagine one of my teachers doing that and giving me a look like I'm insane... o3o; 33. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Nope. No matter what, my grades always stay in the nineties. ;3 34. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I'm broke thanks to ice cream and tennis. xD 35. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No, no, NO. *gives Jiraiya death glare* 36. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? What!? Why would he turn on his beloved village and son? You're kidding me, right? D; 37. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I draw only OCs, if that counts. The canon characters are too awesome for me to want to risk messing them up. o3o 38. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Ew no!! o_e 39. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yep, one. Kaida's so awesome. xD I also have half an OC - Taylor and I both claim Hotori, even though he's a jerk. xD And I have a few other OCs in True or False (since it takes place it the future, it's kind of a necessity), but no bios on them. ;3 40. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Hmm, kinda? Maybe just half of my at-home life and three fourths of my imagination's life. xD But if you ask about Shikamaru, my answer may be different. 8D Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? The pegasi stables. ;3 2. Which PJatO character would you date? None. I'm in love with a fictional character from another work of genius x3 3. Which PJatO character is your best friend? Considering I've never met any of them, how should I know? Anyways, they're all so awesome, why would any of them give me even the time of day? =/ 4. Which PJatO character do you hate? Dionysus. He's just such a brat, even by Greek god standards. 5. Your favorite PJatO book? I think I'mma have to go with the epical ending to the series: The Last Olympian. 6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? Weirdly enough, Clarisse. And don't ask me why. I just pick weird favorites. xD; 7. Favorite god or goddess? Hestia. Because she's the least spoiled and bratty and shallow of all of them. 8. If you saw Percy, what would you do? Pinch myself, then stalk him in hopes of actually meeting him and everyone else in the books - monsters included. xD 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Rachel Elizabeth Dare 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Charles Beckendorf - and with his genius, we won't be stranded long! 8D 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? Back away slowly. 12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? Percabeth, obviously! *squee* x33 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? ...arguing about what this world's come to. 14. If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be? PJatO-related? Um, capture the flag is every Friday night, right? 15. Favorite PJatO quote? "The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school." The Titan's Curse, beginning. *was tough choosing, cuz there are so many EPIC parts* o3o 16. Favorite Percy moment? Hmmm, very tough, but I guess I'll say... In The Titan's Curse, when he was clinging to the old ocean dude's back for information. (I forget the guy's name - was it Oceanus?) 17. Favorite Nico moment? Gr, why are these questions so hard? Dx Ummm, I think I'll choose the time he was convincing Hades to join the fight in Manhattan, in The Last Olympian. 18. Favorite god or goddess moment? Hm, I generally don't care for the gods at all, so I'm not really sure. Maybe when (in The Sea of Monsters) Hermes showed up, chatted for a while, gave Percy a bunch of gadgets, then vanished. 19. Favorite Grover Moment? When he threw a burrito at one of those skeleton warrior guys. xDD (The Titan's Curse.) 20. Favorite Random Moment? I think I'm going to have to agree with the person I got this question thing from: When Percy almost kills Rachel with Riptide when she's blowing her nose. xP WOULD YOU RATHER 1. Be serious or funny? FUNNY! Being serious all the time is boring! n_n 2. Drink whole or skim milk? Whole. 3. Die in a fire or drown? ...I'd really rather not choose either one. D= Let's leave stuff like this in God's hands, shall we? 4. Spend time with parents or enemies? Parents! Why on earth would I choose enemies? DO YOU PREFER 1. Sun or Moon: Hm, I think I'mma go with the sun. =3 2. Winter or Fall: Oo, toughie... I think I'll go with fall, though. x3 3. Ten acquaintances or five best friends: Five best friends! 4. Sunny or rain: Sunny, por favor 5. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream: Chocoloate! 8D ABOUT YOU 1. What time is it: 8:27 a.m. 2. What's your name: I thought I said waaaay up at the top I'm Kaiti, not to mention it's in my penname. xD But you're not getting my last name outta me. *suspicious glare* 3. What do you want do? Find a really, really interesting book I haven't read yet. *bored atm with the ones I have* 4. Where do you want to live? If you'd asked me a couple years ago, I'd've said Iowa. But now I'm happy just where I am. =) 5. How many kids do you want? Honestly, I'm not sure I want kids. I'd be sure to mess up being mom. But if I did have kids, I wouldn't want more than three. 6. Do you wanna get married? Ask me again after I've found the right guy. Or after the right guy becomes real. *hugglez Shikamaru* 7. Have you ever done drugs? No, and I'm never going to. *shudder* x/ 8. What do you like on your pizza? The basic stuffz to make a cheese pizza. Yeah, I know I'm boring. xP 9. Can you cross your eyes? *nodnod* 10. Do you make your bed daily? Nopers. xD 11. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Noooo... *shifty eyes* xD 12. Do you have a dog? Yep, yep, he's amazing! 8D 13. Do you have a cat? Nope. 14. The last time you went sledding? Oh, ummm... I think it was around second or third grade, we did it during recess. (Iowa gets way more snow than where I live now... T_T) 15. Do you consider yourself creative? Is it self-absorbed to say yes? I mean, I'm nowhere near as creative as a lot of people I know, but still. xD; 16. Do you have any friends on FF.net? *nodnodsquee* And they're the bestest! (Who needs real life friends, anyways? xP) 17. Do you know anybody in real life on FF.net? Not that I know of. I mean, I don't know anyone on FF who's even claimed the same time zone as me. xD ...Unless the one in Canada is in my time zone... o.o 18. Where are you? At a place, in a time, on a planet (not earth, so don't make that incorrect assumption :P). x3 19. Look up, look back, what do you see? A painting done by a teacher's mother (I'm at school currently). 20. What are you listening to? Little preschoolers having fun n.n 21. Last thing you ate? Some poptarts and a chocolate donut. :P 22. Last thing you thought? ...What makes you think I have thoughts? *shifty eyes* =P 23. If you had a million dollars what would you do? Shove it all in my wallet and carry it around to garage sales and stores like Best Buy and Books-A-Million until I find something I want. xD 24. What are you eating/drinking right now? I'm not - that type of stuff isn't allowed during class. Although, I probably could get away with it during teacher's aid... MORE RANDOM SURVEYNESS FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I think it's from chicken pox. 2. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No, no, and sometimes. 3. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Southern gospel, and some songs from movies. 4. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? I think it was in the afternoon, but I'm not sure. 5. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? The time to do the fun stuff, and the ideas to work it with - in other words, I need story ideas! D; 6. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Innocence. 7. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My rubber Hamtaro that I wear around my neck. 8. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Five feet and something, not sure how many inches. Not very many, anyways. 9. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Only in crowds of people. 10. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Only when I'm trying to navigate through unfamiliar territory - like at a sleepover or something and I'm restless after everyone else has fallen asleep. 11. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Fictional, or real life? ...Well, either way, I'm not sure I wanna tell. ;3 12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I'm immune to smells like perfumes, so I really don't know what to say here. xD; *doesn't have a very good nose* 13. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I have no preference, as long as it's nothing extreme like green hair and neon orange eyes (in real life; anime can sometimes pull it off =3). 14. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I can't. o_O' 15. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither. 16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese. 17. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A nice, warm, buttery Fazoli's breadstick dipped in marinara sauce x33 18. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Hmm... I'm not really sure how to answer this. I can't think of anything except my Hamtaro, and that might not have been meaningful at the time - it's grown in value to me over the last couple of years. 19. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? As friends? Tons of people. As more than friends? Nope, unless you're talking fictional as well as real life. *hugglez mah Shikamaru - again* 20. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Not that I know of. 21. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Don't have one. 22. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes, Chinook! 833 *hugglez him lovingly* x33 23. WHAT KIND IS IT? Chinook is mostly husky with some German shepherd, and we think something else, but we're not sure. 24. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Can you help falling in love? 25. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Just tell them. It's the fastest and most direct. o_0 26. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: Apple. 27. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? There's more to a person than looks, you know. Why all these questions about hair preferences? -.- 28. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My dad. 29. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Talking bad about someone I care about - or someone I'm trying not to hate as much as everyone else seems to. 30. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Nopers. =/ 31. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Why would I answer this question for all to read? If you wanna know, just get to know me in general. xD 32. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? My mom won a prize at her work and was in the paper once. Since then, my brother, my dad, and I have all teased her about being a celebrity and we've asked for her autograph and such. xDD 33. FIRST JOB? I have held kool-aid and face paint stands before, if that counts. xD 34. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Never have, and never plan to. 35.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Filling out other pointless surveys. *pokes above* xD 36. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? I think I have, but I was so young at the time. I'm not sure. Unless... Does getting a filling count as surgery? I don't think so, but I'm no expert. xD; Nowait, nowait, I got my wisdom teeth removed! ...That is surgery, right...? 37. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? As a sort of backhanded compliment, my classmates sometimes tell me I'm smart. When it comes to sincere ones, I try not to pay attention to them beyond a polite thank you. Anytime I start to let myself get a big head, something happens to knock me back down again. 38. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope, but I almost did. 39. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? More Disney movies! 8D And more books! 8DD 40. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Anywhere from zero to three. If I never marry, I'm not gonna have any kids. 41. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My first name is a variation of my dad's mom's middle name, and my middle name is the same as my mom's mom's middle name. 42. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope. I may love to read and watch and even write fantasy stuff, but I try to make sure I don't start to even subconsciously believe in it. 43. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? I'll have to wait until school is out and let you know when I walk into my bathroom. 44. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sure, I guess. Not when I'm in a hurry, though. 45. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I don't generally have meat for lunch. 46. ANY BAD HABITS? I don't like to admit to them; then I'd probably find myself doing it more often. You'll have to find out for yourself. ;P 47. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I have no CDs on my shelves, only books and artwork I've done over the last few years. 48. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Depends on what other person I'd be. o_O 49. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not in the least. Get to know the person underneath the looks, please and thank you. -.- 50. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? The problem with answering this question is I don't get angry. I get shocked, insulted, frustrated, etc... But not angry. o_O 51. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? I guess just school, cuz I spend most of my time either at home or at school. =/ 52. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Hmm, tough one. I used to always sleep with a really soft plush dog, but I rarely played with her. Whenever I would get together with one of my neighbors, we generally played with her Littlest Pet Shop stuff or Barbie dolls. I had a doll that could sort of be classified as 'Barbie', I guess, but she was a brunette, and her feet weren't made to wear heels. She was also shorter than Barbie. Maybe she could be called my favorite. But I also used to play often with my brother and three of his stuffed dogs: Harry, Baby Harry, and Junior. Baby Harry was my favorite out of those three, but I'm not sure if he could be called an overall favorite or not. 53. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I have no clue how many numbers are in it. 54. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I didn't really care about him one way or another. I still don't. 55. DO YOU USE SARCASM? ...Even if I answered this question, how could you tell if I was being serious or sarcastic? :P 56. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac 'n' cheese 57. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? I've never thought about it before, really. Shocking, I guess, since I'm 18. But anyways, I'm in love with Shikamaru Nara, so I'm not really 'looking' for anything in anyone x3 58. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Kaiti, to most people except at school (my technical first name is Kaitlin). The usual pumpkin, sweetie, etc., that many dads call their daughters. I've been called Kaiti-Cat occasionally by some online friends on Neopets. 59. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? I don't have any favorites with this type of thing. 60. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? I don't have a TV. *watches you die of a heart attack, the way several people have been in the past* ...=_=; 61. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? I got a little over 1100 the first time I took the SAT, but I recently retook it and haven't gotten my scores yet. I'll be taking the ACT this coming Saturday - that'll be February the seventh, for those of you who read this after then but before I remember to update it. 62. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate! But I also really like mint and most stuff with caramel in it. =33 63. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? ...o3o; *quickly counts 'em* YEP! 8D 64. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I walked my dog the other day. 65. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Did you notice it was just the last question? (Okay, fine, confession time: There were way too many numbers missing in this quiz; it was annoying, so I renumbered all of them. But even still, before I renumbered them, there was a #64! Promise. *nodnod* It was the one about mac 'n' cheese.) 66. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I've noticed my parents take us up to 80 mph (or at least almost), but I don't pay enough attention to know for sure. :P 67. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I couldn't care less if they did or not. o.O 68. LAST THING YOU DRANK? The last of the milk from the bowl that I put milkmy cereal in (an' it was sugary cereal, too xD). 69. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? I can't really remember. I left my mom a message on her phone the other day, but I didn't get to talk to her since it went to voice mail... o.O 70. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN PEOPLE? Their looks. (I'm not blind - even if I do wear glasses. :P) 71. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Ummm, I'm not completely sure if I understand the question, but what comes to mind is Wish You Were Here, by the Kingsmen. 72. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? This question seems a bit contradictory, but whatever. I don't like to hate anything. O_o 73. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? I never know how to answer this question, or the one about my favorite season... I like them all! xD 74. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? I don't deal with that type of thing, thank you. 75. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? People have called it red, strawberry blonde, brown, and probably more. Myself, I'm not sure what to label it as. 76. EYE COLOR? What is with all of the appearance questions? I'm starting to think a stalker came up with this survey... o3o 77. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Fazoli's. 78. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yuck. Cook the fish for me first, please. o_x 79. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? A video of a manga/anime a friend showed me. 80. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Really now? If I can't tell you my favorite season or month, how do you expect me to come up with a favorite day? =3= 81. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I can do some very, very, very, EXTREMELY basic stuff on the piano; but otherwise, nope, I don't play any musical instruments. 82. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I'm not really into politics. *shudder* 83. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugglez! n_n 84. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships! Definitely! *glares at other option* 85. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? New books for my Kindle. 86. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't. 87. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Crown Duel - a book that was suggested for me by GoodReads dot com. 88. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE. Waiting for Shikamaru to become real instead of fictional. ()() Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) ／l、 Copy the kitty onto your profile to give the bunny a sidekick. Continue to support the dark side. (We have pie, too) Meh OC: Name: Kaida Yukiten | |||||
1. Of Cuteness and Contrariness reviewsEver wonder what would happen if you showed up to school one day wearing the craziest outfit you could find? Ever wonder what would happen if everyone else started following your lead? Wonder no longer, because these friends found out for you! OneShot, Academy-age story, no pairings.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-17-13 - Shikamaru N. & Chōji A. - Complete2. Pawprints in the Swamp reviewsNeji used to think he always had himself under control. Now, as he quests for a certain animal, he realizes he had let himself slip from the very beginning; and he must pay the consequences while trying to satisfy a bloodthirsty village. What to do, what to do? /OneShot, NejiTen\Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-9-12 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete3. Cognizance reviewsHinata has something she needs to say, but it backfires. Or is it really a blessing in disguise? OneShot, KibaHina.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-27-12 - Hinata H. & Kiba I. - Complete4. Desert Dilemma » reviewsThe desert is a dangerous place. It's hot, dry, bright, and filled with deadly creatures. Few people the desert has designated as a target make it out alive. Newest target: Team Haru. Attack strategy: Heat exhaustion and hypothermia. Think I'm kidding? Let's find out. OC-centricNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-9-12 - Complete5. Devotion » reviews"Why don't you make a fool of yourself for me?" She hates him now, and herself worse. Or does she? He loves her still. Oneshot, Shikamaru/OC. Read and review, please! Second chapter is edited version of original.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,217 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-26-11 - Published: 9-10-10 - Shikamaru N. - Complete6. Mouse! reviewsIruka-sensei teaches on, unaware that three of his students are plotting chaos. Central around Shikamaru, Choji, and OC. Read and review, please! Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-20-11 - Chōji A. & Shikamaru N. - Complete7. Orochimaru Irritation reviewsOrochimaru is fearless, he is unflappable, he is stoic, he is... The victim of a seemingly-endless Sound Village prank? Orochimaru's minions just won't let their lord catch a break! OneShot; No Pairings; Read and Review.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-27-11 - Orochimaru - Complete8. Protection and Trust reviews"Don't ever cry alone again. ...I don't care who it is; just find someone." Kaida wanted to protect the weak. Shikamaru wanted to comfort them. Kinda Shikamaru/OC, but also kinda no pairings; OneShot; Read and Review!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-19-11 - Shikamaru N. - Complete9. Magical Snow Fun reviewsOne winter morning, Kiba rolled out of bed, landed on his cold, hard floor, and left his room to see what on earth was so important that Hinata came and woke him up for. It was worth it. OneShot; KibaHina; Read, Review, and Enjoy!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-18-11 - Kiba I. & Hinata H. - Complete10. Day One reviews"If someone didn't do something soon, they were going to have a catastrophe on their hands." Shikamaru, Choji, and Kaida's - OC's - first day at the Ninja Academy, and boy is it fun - when you have the right people to share it with. OneShot, No Pairings.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-11-11 - Chōji A. & Shikamaru N. - Complete11. The Failed Mission reviewsKaida learns of Shikamaru's first mission as a squad leader. Shikamaru/OC, OneShot.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-5-11 - Shikamaru N. - Complete12. True or False » reviewsBedtime stories are fictional tales designed for the enjoyment of the listener. Or, at least, they're supposed to be. Tiny bit AUish, and takes place in the future. Read and review, please!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 62,494 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 3-4-11 - Published: 12-19-1013. He Ran To Me reviews"Now, I was his boy. Me. For being simply me, not as a replacement for anyone else." Sasuke-centric, no pairings, OneShot.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-22-11 - Sasuke U. & Fugaku U. - Complete14. Roses of Friendship or Love? reviews"He stared at the arrangement of yellow roses and could see no hint of the surprise he'd had Ino add to it. But that didn't mean it wasn't there." Shikamaru/OC, OneShotNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-11 - Shikamaru N. - Complete15. The Kunoichi's Story reviewsKind of a 'missing scene' type-thing from True or False. We can see what Kaida has had to put up with during some of the ToF chapters. OC-centric. Read and review, please! x3Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-11 - Complete16. The Greatest Gift in Honor » reviewsTenTen has never fit in where she's expected to. So what will she do when her already-injured father gets a call to war? The movie Mulan, Naruto-style! Co-written with Neji and TenTen 4ever!Crossover - Mulan & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,645 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 1-25-11 - Published: 9-28-10 - Tenten17. StarWatcher reviewsJust a little something I whipped up about Gaara star-gazing. OneShot.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-10-10 - Gaara - Complete18. Questions and Answers reviewsTenten has some questions in mind, but Neji's answers are more than just a bit disappointing. However, what if there's more behind Neji's answers than Tenten first thought? OneShot; NejiTen; Read and Review! Dedicated to Neji and Tenten 4ever!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-8-10 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete19. Scientific Magic » reviewsSakura, helping out Lady Tsunade, is testing magical items for a group of scientists. Will they come to the aid of future shinobi, or will they be banned for side effects? And what happens when Ino finds out about all this? No pairings.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,049 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-15-10 - Published: 9-25-10 - Sakura H. & Ino Y.20. You Can't Take Me reviews"Running away never solved any problems. Except this one." OneShot/SongFic, Sasuke centric; read and review, por favor!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-14-10 - Sasuke U. & Orochimaru - Complete21. Oniisan Issues » reviewsSasuke and Itachi play for the camera the first time they meet in years, the first time since Itachi killed the entire Uchiha clan. How does Itachi deal with being gone so long? Some Itachi OOCness; No Pairings; Read and Review! Now complete!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-9-10 - Published: 10-27-10 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete22. It's Overwhelming reviews"She wasn't sure when exactly she began to love him. Having him in her life had always seemed natural." KibaHina; OneShot/SongFic; from the song The More I Seek You. Read, review, and enjoy!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-11-10 - Kiba I. & Hinata H. - Complete23. Devoted reviews"Why don't you make a fool of yourself for me?" Same as Devotion, but from Shikamaru's PoV. What's going on through Shikamaru's head during all of this? Shikamaru/OC; Read and review, please and thanx!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-20-10 - Shikamaru N. - Complete24. Dark Side of the Moon reviewsMulan, "I'll Make a Man Out of You", with Naruto characters. Contains song's lyrics, but not exactly songfic. Read and review, please and thank you! x3Crossover - Mulan & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-18-10 - Tenten - Complete25. Pillow Rain reviewsRhys and Addie first meet when helping Trina. One-shot, Rhys's point of view. Read and review, please! :3Two Princesses of Bamarre - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-17-10 - Complete
