|water wolf 100|
Poll: Should I make a sequal to my Maximum Ride story 'How my life became a soap opera? Vote Now!
Author has written 26 stories for Maximum Ride, Digimon, Fruits Basket, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Lemonade Mouth, Nine Lives of Chloe King, Doctor Who, Criminal Minds, and Virals.
Welcome to Water Wolf 100's home page!!!!!
"Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language."
—Lev Grossman, TIME, July 18, 2011
Name: Just call me Wolfie
Age-it's a number
Location- In front of my computer
Bio: Well- I’m really random. That sums up a huge portion of my personality right there. The other part is just pure insanity. Though I think normalcy and sanity are vastly over-rated anyway so it’s all good. I LOVE reading and writing. To me writing is a form of art. I paint pictures with words instead of paint. I’m also a dancer, another form of art. On top of that I play clarinet so basically I’m an artist. Sad thing is, I can’t draw or paint to save my life. My friends and family mean the world to me. And my best friends are as insane as I am.
Check me out on youtube!!!!especially if you like Fruits Basket or Digimon hahaha
I get my ideas from my very own plot bunny named Skip. He has been my friend recently and I never ever want him to go away. I love you Skip the plot bunny!!!
All right I feel like making one thing perfectly clear right now. I have 0 tolerence for flamers. I think people who flame are simply being immature and I won't put up with it. I'm aware that the site gives them the right to give constructive criticsm but that is not the same thing as flaming. So if you are a flamer- move along and don't even bother reading my stories. Also, if I see a flame on someone else's story I will probably write a long review about said comment because it's not appropriate to say hurtful things about a fellow author's work. Flamers you have been warned. That it all.
Favorite books- so many I’ll just list a few. The Sight, Alex Rider series, Maximum Ride, Power of Five series, Twilight, Harry Potter, Hunger Games trilogy, Virals series, as well as a bunch of various magna.
Favorite TV shows- Survivor, Amazing Race, Criminal Minds, Bones, Digimon (season 1-4), Pokémon (season 1-6), Yu-gi-oh (pre-GX), Ghost Hunt, Xiaolin Showdown, Three Delivery, House of Anubis, Doctor Who, Scooby-Doo plus a TON others mostly a bunch of early 2000 cartoons and some old 90’s ones as well. Man those were the days…
Favorite video games- anything Kingdom Hearts (I’m just a tad bit obsessed), Legend of Zelda, Harvest Moon, FF VII, Pokémon games, Sly Cooper
Things I don't like: Texting and driving, bullies, abortion, drugs, alcohol, guns, war, hatred, bad book endings, Twilight, poor grammar, teachers who don't teach very well, flammers, OC challenge stories, people who can't take a joke, strawberries
Some of my favorite quotes:
…Mmmm...Mori like seashells (Ouran Academy Host Club bloopers reel)
You give me hot pants (line from A Flea in Her Ear)
Go rot in a vat of tarter sauce (a friend of mine when she got mad at dying while playing Kingdom Hearts)
That was a superman move right there (same friend after watching me be awsome while playing Sly Cooper)
It’s a mell of a hess in here (chapel director at a church retreat. she walked in while we were still setting up and it was very messy in the room at the time)
That’s like trying to count grains of dust in a room of sneezing people (Axel- Kingdom Heart 358/2 Days)
May all your bacon burn (Calcifer- Howel's moving castle)
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it (found it on someone's profile- don't know who)
Cancer is no for whimps and I am not a whimp (my dear friend Jayne at a relay for life. She was the survivor of the year- but she ended up dying later on that year)
Oh we do to have hearts. Don't be mad (Demyx from Kingdom Hearts 2)
You're a diabolital little pyro aren't you? (A line from Max: A Maximum Ride Novel)
Behold my under suop kingdom (Tobey from Three Delivery)
Ah man I never thought cooking could make you feel dizzy. (TK Digimon 02 Ghost of a Chance)
The following quotes are from Fruits Basket--
Kyo: Just like I'll beat you one of these days. Yuki: Wait, wait I think I've heard this one before.
Waaaahhhh Kyo's picking on me!!! (Momiji)
We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass.' (Shigure about Kyo)
High school girls high school girls all for me high school girls (Shigure's high school girls song)
Kyo: "Wipe that smug little smirk off your face before I come over there and do it for ya. Yeah, you'll be sorry then, won't ya, and I’ll make you say it."
Shigure: (fake crying) "There I called her. I called my editor. I hope you're happy."
Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s a character in a horror film."
Fabian: That was seriously scary. It's eyes were glowing and looking at me and ugh!
Nina: Fabian you got it!
Fabian: Why are you dressed as a duck?
Nina: Sarah, her name was Sarah you dummy (House of Anubis)
Jason: You're insane
" Amber what's with the cloves of garlic? This isn't Twilight!"
(Jerome) "Speak of the devil! Literally I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames!" (House of Anubis)
(Alfie)"Falls of his chair in amazement!" (House of Anubis)
(Alfie)"Welcome to we love Mara land! Population: Jerome." (House of Anubis)
(Fabian) "Oh!! This is the girls' toilets! I can see that now!" (HoA)
(Jerome)"Who, Mara? She's the ice queen! The icy queen of ice!" (HoA)
"I'm only going to interrogate him!"
(Alfie)"Oh c'mon you've got to get better punishments...like watch 48 hours of television. Oh I REALLY hate TV." (HoA)
(Victor) "What does it look like? I'm releasing an idiot!" (HoA)
(Mrs. Andrews)"I hope you used your time wisely to plan your homework, your projects, and your glittering careers in government!" (HoA)
"Those horrible, nausating children are in on it. I just know it."
"What did he say?
Ansem: This world has been connected. Tied to the darkness. Soon to be completly eclipsed. There is so very much to learn. You understand so little. (Kingdom Hearts)
Ansem: One who knows nothing can understand nothing. (Kingdom Hearts)
Sora: Kairi! Remember what you said before? I'm always with you too! I'll come back to you, I promise!! (Kingdom Hearts)
Axel: Man talk about blank with a capital B. Man oh man, not even the dusks are gonna crack this one. (Kingdom Hears II)
Demyx: I told them they were sending the wrong guy.
Aerith: Think of it as a sort of 'Leon compliment' (Kingdom Hearts II)
Axel: He...was the only one I liked...he...made me feel..like I had a heart. It's kinda funny...you make me feel...the same (Kingdom Hearts II)
Sora: Xemans. There's more to a heart than just anger or hate. It's filled with all kinds of emotions. Don't you remember? (Kingdom Hearts II)
King Mickey: Aw we don't hate the darkness. It's just kinda...scary. But the world's made of light AND darkness. You can't have one without the other becaue darkness is half of everything. Sorta makes you wonder why we are afraid of the dark.
Auron: This is my story. And you're not part of it. (Kingdom Hearts II)
Hades: Did you forget who you're talking to? I AM THE LORD OF THE DEAD!
Riku: If the world is made of light and darkness. We'll be the darkness. (Kingdom Hearts II)
Demyx: Dance water dance!! (Kingdom Hearts II)
Roxas: Sora. You're lucky. Looks like my summer vacation is...over. (Kingdom Hearts II)
Saix: If I had a heart. This is where I would die of laughter. (Kingdom Hearts II)
There's a thing called "talent". They don't have it. (Angels in the Outfield)
Tamaki: MAMA! Haruhi is using those foul boy words again!
: If anybody's out there, you can come out. And if you're a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are (Pokemon)
[About Keramon] "Maybe we should tell someone important like the principal or Bill Gates or something.. (Digimon the Movie)
Moving right along, folks... keep it moving... Our next stop on the tour will be the forest of irrelevant road signs. No pictures, please (Matt, Digimon)
The sky will be darkened by the wings of many bats.The fallen people will invoke the name of the undead Digimon king and when the clock strikes the hour of the beast, the undead king will reveal himself in his true form as the beast.Then angels will shoot arrows of hope and light at the loved ones of those they've been sent to protect, and a miracle will happen. (Genni, Digimon season 1)
Ken: You will bow down before me.
T.K. Takashi: When you can't think of anything to say, do you always resort to fighting?
Rowen: Lady Kayura! She's a girl (Ronin Warriors)
Ryo: Your mother wears army boots!! (Ronin Warriors)
The Doctor: Course you're not, you're not scared of anything! Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard, and look at you! Just... sitting there. (Doctor Who)
Amy Pond: I thought... well, I started to think you were just a madman with a box.
The Doctor: Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put in a trap — if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow — there's one thing you never — ever put in a trap.
The Doctor: [shouting] Look at me, I'm a target! (Doctor Who)
River Song: I have questions, but number one is this: What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?
The Doctor: Oh, this is my friend River. Nice hair, clever, and has her own gun. And unlike me, she really doesn't mind shooting people. I shouldn't like that. Kinda do, a bit. (Doctor Who)
The Doctor: [referring to the Siren] OK, so just like a shark, in a dress and singing and green. A green singing shark in an evening gown! (Doctor Who)
Idris (TARDIS Matrix): You're the Doctor. Focus.
Idris (TARDIS): I've been looking for a word. A big, complicated word but so sad. I've found it now.
The House: Fear me. I have killed hundreds of Timelords.
The Doctor: Anyone in this room who isn't scared is a moron. (Doctor Who)
The Doctor: There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick. (Doctor Who)
The Doctor: We're too exposed everywhere, and Amy can't move. And anyway, that's not the plan.
The Doctor: I'll do a thing.
Amy: Put these on. Both of you.
The Doctor: You gave me hope and then you took it way. That's enough to make anyone dangerous. God knows what it will do to me. (Doctor Who)
The Doctor: You're doing it, you sexy thing.
Cassandra-in-Doctor: Ooh, my. Well this is... different.
". How long have we got?
The Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff
The Doctor: Fascinating race, the Weeping Angels. The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss. They just zap you into the past and let you live to death. The rest of your life is used up and blown away in the blink of an eye. You die in the past, and in the present they consume the energy of all the days you might have had, all your stolen moments. They're creatures of the abstract. They live off potential energy.
The Doctor: 5, very important 5, don't let me eat pears! I hate pears. John Smith isn't real, he's a character I made up but I won't know that. I'll think I am him and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In 3 months I don't want to wake up from being human and taste that.
Lauren- Are you English, sir?
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember thatAlbus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilitiesDumbledore (Harry Potter)
This is a beautiful place...to be with friends.Dobby (Harry Potter)
Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure! Dobby (Harry Potter_
That's all right. Anyway, my mum always said things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. If not always in the way we expect Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)
What did it have to be follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?Ron (Harry Potter)
Reid: I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute. [gets a weird look] Yes, I’m a genius (Criminal Minds)
Reid: [to the waitress, after having difficulty with his chopsticks] Excuse me, could I get a fork perhaps? [group laughs] Did you know that experts credit Confucius with the advent of the chopstick? He equated knives with acts of aggression.
Garcia: [answering phone] Oracle of Quantico. Speak if you deign to hear truth. (Criminal Minds)
Morgan: [to Garcia] Good morning, princess.
Dr. Spencer Reid: [walks into his hotel room with a box, surprised to see Rossi and Morgan there] What are you guys doing here?
Prof Rothchild: You have something more important than me?
Emily Prentiss: No, Paul. I'm baffled. I cannot figure out what the unsub could have learned from you.
Garcia: [to Reid over speaker] Super skeezy. I've got a spreadsheet from one of them expecting compensation for the baby I'm having.
Garcia: Password was Cullen.
May the odds be ever in your favor (The Hunger Games)
“You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower at night, being chased by ninja vampires” (Shelton, Seizure)
SoraxKairi (kingdom hearts)
RoxasxXion (kingdom hearts)
RoxasXNamine (kingdom heartS)
AshXMisty (and don’t you dare of thinking otherwise) (pokemon obviously)
SueXTobey (Three Delivery)
FangXMax (Maximum Ride)
IggyxMax (Maximum Ride)
LarkaXKar (The Sight)
LinkXZelda (Legend od Zelda)
NaruXMai (Ghost Hunt)
MaiXLin (not possible but still really cute) (Ghost Hunt)
HermoniexRon (Harry Potter)
HaruhixHikaru (Ouran Host Club High School)
NinaxFabian (House of Anubis)
MaraxJerome (House of Anubis)
Rose/The Doctor (Doctor Who)
Amy/Rory (Doctor Who)
River/anyone who isn't the Doctor (Doctor Who)
Jack/... (Doctor Who)
Katniss/Gale (The Hunger Games)
Ben/Tory (Virals series)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Your Guy Side
[x] You love hoodies. [x] You love jeans. [x] Dogs are better than cats. ] It's hilarious when people get hurt. ] You've played with/against boys on a team. [ ] Shopping is torture. [x ] Sad movies suck. [ ] You own/ed a xbox 360. [ ] Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. [x] You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. [ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. ] You watch sports on TV. ] Gory movies are cool. ] You go to your dad for advice. [ ] You own lik a trillion baseball caps. [ ] You like going to high school football games. [ ] You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. [x ] Baggy pants are cool to wear. [ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. [ ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. [x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think ] Sports are fun [ ] Talk with food in your mouth [ x] Sleep with your socks on
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
[x] You wear lip gloss/chapstick. [x] You love to shop ] You wear eyeliner. ] You wear the color pink [x] Go to your mom for advice. [ x] You consider cheerleading a sport [ ] You hate wearing the color black. [x] You like hanging out at the mall. [x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. ] You like wearing jewelry ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. [ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars. [x] You were in gymnastics/dance? [x] It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. [ x] You smile a lot more than you should. [x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. [x] You care about what you look like. ] You like wearing dresses when you can. [ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. [x] You love the movies. ] Used to play with dolls as little kid. ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. [ ] Like being the star of every thing
[ ] You don't have very many friends. [ ] Often times, teachers forget your name. [ ] You were always picked last for kickball. [ ] You don't like to talk a lot. [x ] You tend to avoid mass social activities [ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities. [ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start. [ ] Your friends have blown you off before. [ ] You sit alone in most of your classes. [ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you. [x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange. [ ] People don't find you friendly. [x ] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype. [ ] You eat alone at lunch.
[ ] You pop the collar [ ] You won't go near the Goths [ x] You own at least one thing from a designer store. ] You are very clean cut. [ x] You are squeamish. [ ] People have called you preppy before. [ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume ] You have a lot of money. ] You know who LC is. [ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach. ] One favorite store is either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters. [ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic. ] You carry a purse wherever you go. [x] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready. ] You do not leave the house without make up. ] You feel really girly when you gush over male actors.
[x] You have played an instrument before. [x] You still play an instrument. [x ] You are/were in regular Band. [ ] You are/were in Jazz Band. [x ] You are/were in Marching Band. [x ] Most of your friends are in band. [x ] The band room/band hall is your second home. [ x] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion. [ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major. [ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition. [ x] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room. [x ] Band is your favorite class. [x ] You have been to band camp. [x ] You walk in step with all your friends. [ x] You talk about band constantly. [ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong. [x ] You hate rap music. [ x] Marching Season is your favorite time of year. [x ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself. [ x] Your favorite jokes are band jokes. [ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.
Total = 16 (BAND FOREVER!!!!)
[x] You have seen a school play. [x] You have seen a Broadway musical. ] You like to act. ] You have participated in a school play. ] You have participated in a play outside of school. [ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference [ ] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian joke? [ ] You have done tech. [x] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props. [ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical. [ ] You have been to a cast party. [ ] You are in a thespian troupe. [x] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs. [ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are. ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed ] You do not have a personal bubble. ] You actually understand Shakespeare. [x] You know how to put on stage make up. ] You have been a lead. [ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.
Total = 5
] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities. [x ] You have a part-time job. [x] You have straight A's. [x] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes. [ ] You do not procrastinate. ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test. ] You do not have very much down time. [ x] You are very organized. [x] You always have a thousand things going on at once. [ ] You are in a relationship. ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School. ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions. [ ] You are/were on Student Council. [ ] You are/were the class president. [ ] You are/were a class officer. [ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class. [ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class. [ ] People have told you that you didn't have a life. [ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma. ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything. (...A-?)
Total = 4
[ ] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things. ] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic. [ ] You think tattoos are hot. [ ] You think odd piercings are hot. [ ] You don't get along with your parents. ] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color(green and red streak of hair!) [ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes. [x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death. [ ] You like to write dark poetry. [ ] You are into/interested in S&M. [ ] You have a pair of oversized black pants. [ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends. [ ] You listen to grunge. [ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps. [ ] You smoke cigarettes. [ ] You will only date other Goths. [x] You don't really care what people think about you. [ ] Overly happy people scare you. [ ] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 2
[x] You actually study for tests and quizzes. [x] You have straight A's. [ ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex. (they're considered my enemies) [ ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo. [ ] You over-analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore. [ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you. [x] You actually answer the questions in class. ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience. [ ] You miss school during the summer. [ ] You wear your pants at your waist. [ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans. [ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it. [ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed. [ ] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey. (Where?) ] People always cheat off you during tests. ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day. [x] You wear/should be wearing glasses.
Total = 4
Garage Band Junkie
[ ] You play the guitar. [ ] You have been in a garage band before. [ ] You're still in a garage band. [ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday. [ ] You play shows almost weekly. [ ] You play the drum set. [ ] You sing vocals for a band. [ ] You write your own lyrics. [ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones. [ ] Your band has a myspace page. [ ] You have been in multiple garage bands. [ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice. [ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands [ ] Your band has been signed. [ ] You have taken guitar classes at school. [ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times. [ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college. [x ] You have musical talent. ] You have groupies. [ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 1
[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo. [x] You comb your hair over one of your eyes. [x ] You flip your hair often. [x] You have dark-rimmed glasses. ] You have hurt your self on purpose. [ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight. [ ] You don't really smile too often. [ ] You blog often. [ ] You never smile in pictures. [ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate. [ ] You're too much to be a goth. [ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts. [ ] You go to a lot of shows. [ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls. ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry. [ ] You have played all the Emo Games ] You have worn black eyeliner before. [ ] You own a bandana in which you wear in your hair. [x] You have dark hair. [ ] You love the emo song. [ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that.
Total = 4
[ ] You own a skateboard. [ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school. ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding. [ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines. ] You have vandalized public property. [ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before. [ ] You have been yelled at for littering. [ ] You have gotten in trouble with the cops. [ ] You listen to punk rock. [ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot. ] You stick it to the man [ ] You own skater shoes. ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.(Meh both) [ ] You enjoy crude humor. (Don't judge me) ] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff. ] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk. [ ] You pretty much live at the skate park. [ ] Hygene does not concern you. ] Skater boys are attractive. (yeaaaaa)
Total = 0
[ ] Most people are scared of your music [ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics [ ] You hate emo kids ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before[ ] Slipknot isn't really metal ] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre [ ] You hate pop and rap. [ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff [ ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at. [ ] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands [/] You curse a lot(sometimesss). [ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal ] You wore black converses before they became emo (I STILL DO)[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're vikings ] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd. ] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.
If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your heads off, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
93% of american teens would have a severe emotinal break-down if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 that would ask,"What was your first clue?" Then copy and paste this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Apparently 98 percent of kids have tried weed. If you are the only other person in the world who thinks cinnamon sticks are better, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
You laugh at me because I'm crazy. I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.
Last night, I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe.
What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we take the security labels off everything and let the problem work itself out?
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
When you wish upon a falling star, all your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling towards earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor
I used all my sick days, so I called in dead.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
1 day of coal, 364 days of fun. I think I'll take my chances.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean that you're an artist.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.
Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."
Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets"
Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"
Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."
Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."
Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness"
Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark"
Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe."
RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe."
Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain."
Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping"
On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap"
Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost"
Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"
Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating."
Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary."
Korean kicthen knife: "Keep out of children."
Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only."
Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts."
American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts."
Child's surperman costume: "Wearing of this garmet does not enable you to fly."
Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands."
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (These are just the ones I remember doing. And I'm sure I'll do some of the other ones someday in my life)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
(73 out of 100)
Please copy and paste this if you agree:
When I say that 'I am a Christian', I am not shouting that 'I am clean living.'
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline
ONLY IN AMERICA...
Ways to Annoy Your Parents
-I am not responsible for any shouting, yelling and punishments they give you. Please note: USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! Please do not sue me when your parents hand out your punishment for using this.
1 - Follow them all the time
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1. Thou shalt not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(Why wait?)
Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers
1.”Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
2.”The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?”
3.”Were you present when your picture was taken?”
4.”Were you alone or by yourself?”
5.”Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the
6.”Did he kill you?”
7.”How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?”
8.”You were there until the time you left, is that true?”
9.”How many times have you committed suicide?”
10. Q: “So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?”
11. Q: “She had three children, right?”
12. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?”
13. Q: “Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?”
14. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
15. Q: “Can you describe the individual?”
16. Q: “Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
17. Q: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
18. Q: “All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did
19. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
20. Q: “You were not shot in the fracas?”
21. Q: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?”
22. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
Barbie's Letter to Santa:
Listen you fat little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at
So, here’s my holiday wish list for 1998, Santa.
l. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I’m
2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What
3. A REAL man — maybe GI Joe. I’d take Tickle-Me-Elmo over that wimped-out
4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away
5. Breast reduction surgery. I don’t care whose arm you have to twist, just
6. A jog-bra. To wear until I get the surgery.
7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don’t cut it. How about
8. A new, more 90’s persona. Maybe “PMS Barbie”, complete with a miniature
9. No more McDonald’s endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.
10. Mattel stock options. It’s been 37 years — I think I deserve it.
Okay, Santa, that’s it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
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