Oh hi! I didn't see you there! I don't think you would remember me from any films because frankly I haven't been in any films. That and chances are looking pretty good that we have never met each other. Ever. Nor ever will. It's probably for the best so don't get too down about it.

I am 17 years old and in my final year of Devil's Disciplinary Academy, a.k.a school. Yeah, that place. I do Dance, English Advanced, General Maths, Chemistry and Biology. No I am not good at Chemistry, I scrape through Biology and I'm an advanced mathematics drop out. But I drive! That makes up for it right? Right?

I like carrots. Even though they have the word rot in their name, but I am happy to forgive and forget because they look and taste so wonderful :) Who doesn't like carrots? Annnnnnnd, Louis Tomlinson likes girls who like carrots. I feel like that should be significant but somehow I'm just not feeling it. Don't get me wrong, he is a delightful hunk of man meat but yeah, everyone clearly likes carrots so liking girls who likes carrots is just a sly way of saying he likes all girls. See where I'm going with this?

Movies I LIKE: Harry Potter and the EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, Fired Up!, Tangled, Pride & Prejudice, Year One, How To Train Your Dragon, ALL DISNEY MOVIES, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Pirates of The Carribean: ALL OF THESE ONES TOO and a few more. Give or take 20 or so. Well, give...

Movies I DISLIKE: Twilight Saga: ALL OF THEM, The Brady Bunch Movie, I honestly cant think of any more right now. Maybe my mind is blocking out traumatic experiences and I have no doubt they were probably traumatic.

Books: Harry Potters, Meridian, Need, The Jaz Parks series, The Disney Classics, Whinnie the Pooh, Circus, Pride & Prejudice, Doppleganger, Pavana's Journey and once again plenty more that I cant think of right now.

TV: ummm Burn Notice, I Dream Of Jeannie, Once Upon A Time, Hogan's Heroes, Home and Away, Scrubs, NCIS, SVU, Ben 10, Thunder Cats, SymBionic Titan etc. etc.

God created the earth, the sky and man. Everything else was created in Taiwan.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

97 percent of teenagers would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you’re one of the 3 percent that would sit there eating popcorn screaming 'DO A FLIP!', copy and paste this into your profile.

"HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND... Oh hey, nice carpet!" If you found that amusing, paste it into your profile.

If you have a crush on a book character copy and post this into your profile.

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If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you accept the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile. (Lies! I have lost the argument enough times to accept that it is no longer weird.)

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the fiction world so that you could bring back a few- at least- guys to marry. Crazy is yelling at inatimate objects because you think they hate you. Crazy is desroying your toaster because it's mocking you. Crazy is wearing a shoe on your head during both Science and English while eating pizza and reading Across Five Aprils. Crazy is running laps in a cow suit and a cheerleader skirt just to show some school spirit. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If you think boobs are funny, copy and paste this to your profile. (They are just so damn funny!)

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Captain Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, 'well duh that made perfect sense.' Copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flying tackle hug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy giving flying tackle hugs, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, CAPTIYP

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

If you have ever ran into a tree while running CAPTIYP

When life gives you lemons, chuck them back and demand a refund!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade :) I spose the same thing goes for limes..

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that :)

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

First law of science: don't spit into the wind.

May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DAMN DICTIONARY!

Doctors say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that?

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, well, you're screwed aren't you?

Things To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

We're on a metal bus in an open field. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

"On that day, I shall Futterwacken...vigorously..."-Mad Hatter

"Cuttlefish, Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish, flipping glorious little sausages..."-Jack Sparrow.

"You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things."

"Like?"

"I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye."

"What did you call him?"

"Larry." -Jack and Mr. Gibbs

BEHIND THE DRAGON LIES A DIAMOND:

Here is the link to Miranda's ball gown in Chapter Four:

http://www.rohcollections.org.uk/Images/400x400/1902%20dress%20front.jpg

It is safe, just a picture I found on Google Images and all credit goes to the creators.

A QUICK NOTE: (CONSIDER IT A SNEAK PREVIEW)

- Charlotte's marriage to Collin's is not the end of the road for her, she will still be popping in and I have a very interesting series of events installed for her!