| Rayne McKenna |
Author has written 25 stories for Criminal Minds. "Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." ~E.L. Doctorow | |||||||
1. The Retreat » reviewsTruth is like a splinter, it may hurt, but the longer it takes to come out, the more painful it becomes. My wishful, and often humorous thoughts on what should happen in season 7. May contain spoilers for previous seasons.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,049 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 11-13-11 - Published: 9-5-11 - S. Reid & D. Morgan2. Hero Worship reviews"Oh wow Reid, I didn't know androgynous looking dudes did it for ya. It's the whole slide of hand thing huh." Morgan grinned. This is SLASH. Rated 'T' for more adult themes.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 11-8-11 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete3. A Thing or Two to Learn reviews"Most of the mistakes in thinking are inadequacies of perception rather than mistakes of logic." -Edward de Bono. Yes, this is SLASH.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 9-5-11 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete4. Lady Vengeance » reviewsHell hath no furry like a Tech Analyst scorned, and unfortunately for Reid and Morgan, their road to hell really was paved with good intentions. Slash.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 172 - Updated: 6-6-11 - Published: 5-23-11 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete5. Resident Bad Ass reviewsA man's reputation is what other people think of him, his character is what he really is. Rated 'T' for foul language and subject matter.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 4-19-11 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete6. Spare Time reviewsDerek teaches Spencer a little bit about ball handling. Rated 'T' for pervy puns and sexual innuendos.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 3-23-11 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete7. Booty Call » reviewsThe very technology that Derek curses, might just turn out to be his saving grace.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 3-8-11 - Published: 2-11-11 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete8. MorganReid Music Inspired fun! reviewsIn a rut, no time, result! You'll laugh, you'll cry, alright, so, you'll mostly roll your eyes...but these things are almost inevitable. Music by Yellow Card, NIN, Evanescence, Sia, Three Days Grace, Sick Puppies, Papa Roach, Alanis and Korn. :Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-5-11 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete9. Holidaze » reviews"A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it." Jean de La Fontaine. Christmas Fic. Morgan-centric. More soapy than bath time! SLASH!Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,943 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 12-30-10 - Published: 12-22-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete10. Solace reviewsMorgan doesn't like the new agent. Just a quick one shot designed to work through some personal issues with the newest season. May be slightly spoilerrific for those outside the U.S. But not really...mostly based on speculation.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 12-17-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete11. Break Room Revelations reviewsThe girls thought they were in for another boring day at the office...Rated T for implied naughtiness.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 12-1-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete12. The Gift reviewsJ.J. and Will's anniversary is coming up and J.J. gets an unexpected gift. I have no real excuse for this fic other than a night spent with Morgan. Captain Morgan that is...Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 11-28-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete13. Cloud Nine » reviewsJust a nice little one shot I dreamed up...that's now apparently a three chapter tribute to Spencer's mouth...Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 11-23-10 - Published: 10-15-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete14. Some Kind of Wonderful » reviewsSpencer Reid's wedding is a week away and the girls despise his fiancé. Can a night uptown and a twist of fate change things before it's too late?Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,625 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 11-17-10 - Published: 11-6-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete15. The Coffee Debacle reviewsDesperate times call for desperate measures.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 11-16-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete16. Witchy Woman reviewsSequel to 'Halloween Treat'. Really should read that first. This is what happens at the Halloween party. Includes, drinking, fighting, dancing, the horizontal mambo and MONSTER MASH! And not necessarily in that order...Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-28-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete17. Halloween Treat reviewsDerek really hates Halloween and the team's antics are making it worse. When something finally happens to make the day worthwhile, will they ruin that too? Rated T for shameless cock blocking. Poor Derek.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-27-10 - D. Morgan - Complete18. Busted reviewsThe sequel to 'What's Up Doc'. What happens the following Monday. Yes, you have to read 'What's Up Doc' to understand this one.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 10-11-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete19. What They Heard reviewsThe team finds out what really goes bump in the night.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 10-5-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete20. What's Up Doc? reviewsAfter an awkward moment on a case, Morgan tries to talk to Reid when the relentless teasing from the team goes too far. If you enjoy this one I wrote a sequel to it called 'Busted'Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 10-4-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete21. Deuteronomy 3235 reviewsWhat should have been the start of a wonderful, two week vacation turns into a nightmare for Morgan and Reid. SLASH.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 9-27-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete22. At the End of the Day reviewsWhen Spencer Reid returns home after a long day just wanting to relax, he quickly realizes that fate has other plans. Warning: assault/role play.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-24-10 - S. Reid - Complete23. Serendipity reviewsWhen Spencer takes JJ's advice, he stumbles upon something unexpected.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-16-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete24. The Real Me reviewsWhen Reid alienates everyone in the office, Hotch recruits Morgan to get to the bottom of things.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 9-15-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete25. In Your Eyes reviewsDerek learns more about Spencer Reid than he'd ever bargained for when the team gets called to Phoenix on a case. But their new found bond may be cut short in wake of a terrible tragedy.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,244 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 9-15-10 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete