Hi! I am a bi teen girl, in England, who writes too much. Welcome to my den of insanity.

So, call me INU, Imogen, whatever suits you. I have an obsessive love for Glee and Klaine. Obsessive. It's probably not healthy.

A note on my username: it can be construed as a Glee reference, but It's Not Unusual was my favourite Tom Jones song long before Glee covered it; and it also has large sentimental value to me. Hence the name. Just clearing that up. :)

One of my friends (also my amazing beta), In The Loft has written some amazing stories. There are two fantastic Klaine ones, as well as a beautiful Super 8 one and various musical stories. Please, go look at them. They really are very good.

Teams
If you agree with any of the below please copy and paste into your profile:

Glee: TEAM KLAINE/TEAM BRITTANA/TEAM SKANK QUINN
Oliver Twist: TEAM DODGER
Les Miserables: TEAM EPONINE/TEAM GAVROCHE/TEAM ENJOLRAS/TEAM COURFEYRAC (I can't choose)
Alice In Wonderland: TEAM HATTER
Doctor Who: TEAM RORY
Wicked: TEAM ELPHABA
Legally Blonde: TEAM PAULETTE
Billy Elliot: TEAM MICHAEL
Chaos Walking: TEAM MANCHEE
Outnumbered: TEAM KAREN

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised.

The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

If more than 8 of these apply to you, put this somewhere for all to see, like your profile maybe

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (Being atheist ISN'T a religion, people)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Really not the case. It's like me saying to a straight girl, you're straight, so you think every guy is hot, right? God's sake.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (Better comics than drugs)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Albeit its true i'm a bit crazed, but i have self control)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Say that to my face why don't you is ready to beat you up)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I do write depressing stuff, but that's because those have a PLOT!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (well I do a bit, but that's not the point!)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Count of bold statements: 51 Whoo!!!! :)

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Imogen.

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Imoizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Panther (such a beautiful animal, doesn't really work though... :D)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Laura Portsea

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Howimvey

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Squash (No. Just no.)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Mwuarey

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Mary (nice, but dull (imo))

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Michael (does work...)

Completed 13/11/11.

1) Who is your favorite character? Why?
For the males, Kurt, definitely. Always has been, always will be. For the females, probably Quinn or Santana. Love both of their voices, and love their attitudes.

2) Who is your least favorite character? Why?
Rachel. She's just so annoying, and 95% of the time I just wanna yell at her to shut up. Especially in 3x05. That was definitely the worst. But I'm sure there's more to come. There always is. ARGGGHG.

3) What is your favorite pairing?
Klaine, definitely. And Brittana. ;)

4) What is your least favorite pairing?
Kurtofsky or Shuck. One, I really don't get it. Two, she's much older than him, she's his teacher, his daughter's adopted mum and a semi-friend's mother, and it's just wrong.

5) Do you have a secret pairing that other people might not understand?
Not really, no...

6) What is your favorite Glee song?
It changes. :) Right now, it's Uptown Girl. But it wavers with my mood.

7) What is your least favorite Glee song?
Fix You. They just... no. I love Glee, but no.

8) What is your favorite Glee performance?
Ooooh. I don't know. I can't choose. Don't make me! (any Warbler/Klaine/Brittana/Unholy Trinity one). :D

9) What is your least favorite Glee performance?
Endless Love. That was just wrong.

10) What is your favorite Glee episode?
Original Song or The First Time or Rumours. I actually liked Rumours, even though most of the fandom seems to have hated it.

11) What is your least favorite Glee episode?
Night of Neglect. Pointless.

12) You’re the new kid at McKinley. Who are you most likely to become friends with?
Artie. Social rejects for the win. :D

13) You decide to audition for the Glee Club. What song do you sing?
Angels on the Moon, Thriving Ivory. Best song. Ever.

14) Most of the Gleeks are doubling up. What other extracurricular activity are you involved in?
Drama or Maths. Something like that. I'm quite academic. ;)

15) Jacob Ben Israel has written a scathing review of your performance on his online blog! What do you do?
Ignore him, he's really not worth it. It's only a performance. Haters are gonna hate.

16) Sue Sylvester has dragged you by your ear to Principal Figgins’ office. Why?
Stealing all her trophies. And yes, it is possible.

17) April Rhodes has returned to McKinley! What terrible lesson does she teach you?
How to manipulate people. :D

18) Mr. Schuester is struggling to think of songs for the Glee Club to perform. What do you suggest to him?
Umm. You Found Me, The Fray. Life Is Beautiful, Vega4. Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down), Cher. :D

19) Sue Sylvester has chosen you to be one of “Sue’s Kids”. What derogatory name does she call you by?
Bookworm? I dunno. That's not really derogatory...

20) You eat some bad Chinese food before you go to bed and have a Glee related nightmare. What happens in it?
Everyone has swapped minds and it all goes awry. :)

21) After a few months of being in the Glee Club, you form a crush on a certain someone. Who is this someone?
Damien, definitely. So adorable.

22) It’s been 20 years since the Glee kids have graduated. What is (the character of your choice) doing?
Kurt is married to Blaine (legally in New York) and a fashion designer. While Rachel and Finn have broken up, both are miserable, and Rachel is a squatter because her talent has been blown out of proportion by Ohio.

23) Mr. Schuester gives the Glee kids the task of another mash-up. What two songs do you use?
No clue. I'll let someone else choose.

24) You think that’s hard? Try, that’s hard!
You think that's hard? Try passing gallstones, that's hard! (I have a feeling she's already done this one...?)

25) You catch Sue Sylvester trying to sabotage the Glee Club. What is she doing?

Attempting to crush Schuester's life and SOUL. :D

I am currently taking, as examined subjects:

Biology

Chemistry

Physics

German

French

Mandarin Chinese

English Language

English Literature

Maths (Pilot Double)

Geography

Business and Communications.

As you can see, it's a lot - 4 languages because I'm an idiot - so updates may be a little on the slow side.

My current W.I.P.s:

1. Klexting- a series of text conversations between Kurt and Blaine

2. Comatose- when Kurt is thrown into a coma, how will his family and friends react? And is it too late for him to wake up?

3. The Playground Theory- Everyone wants what they can't have, and it's no different for Sebastian Smythe - but what you want isn't always what you need. Collab with XxBlackShadowMagicxX. Incomplete. Klaine/Kurtbastian.

As of 19 March '12:

32 people have author favourited me.

46 people have author alerted me.

Thank you!!! :D

Toodle-pip,

It'sNotUnusual xx