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| KimberleyIonaSmith |
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight. I'm a perfectly nice ordinary person. I have a real life husband, whom I respect and adore; and two real children, to whom I am usually nice and understanding. I am only ever cruel to fictional characters, I promise. I think that Edward Cullen looks so cute when he cries. I'm not taking this very seriously. I don't advise anyone to imitate the actions of the characters in any of my stories (please don't try the 'Behind Closed Doors' or the 'Deader than Dead' stuff, that's strictly intended for fiction - though, actually there's nothing wrong with 'Behind the Curtains', feel free to take that one a bit further). I don't precisely approve of everything that the characters do, though I do think that what I'm making them do makes for an interesting story. They are all flawed characters. I have made them a little (maybe a lot, I'm not sure) more flawed than they were in the 'Twilight' books, because I think it's kind of fun to see what happens with my versions. If you are very upset by things that my pretend versions of fictional characters do, then I am actually a little bit sorry. I didn't intend to ruin the books for you. I would recommend going back and reading the real thing. That said, sometimes I think that my versions are rather sweet and funny. If you do like what the characters are doing, then that's great. I hope that you enjoy reading my stories as they progress. Just remember, this isn't even published fiction, this is just messing about. | |||||
1. What didn't happen » reviewsSet just after the return from Volterra. The Cullens were a bit more organised with creating a back-story and they were a lot more annoyed with Edward. Themes include parental and quasi-parental discipline, and a lot of messing about.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,506 - Reviews: 216 - Updated: 12-5-11 - Published: 9-22-10 - Bella & Edward2. Castle » reviewsSir Jasper is considering marrying Lady Isabella in order to form an alliance with the Swan family. But will his new squire, Edward, get in the way? Read and find out!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,467 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 10-5-11 - Published: 12-14-10 - Jasper & Edward3. Haunting » reviewsDiscipline Fic. This time it's all about Carlisle and Emmett getting into trouble with Esme and Rose. Warning: contains zombies.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-23-11 - Published: 3-31-11 - Edward & Esme4. What didn't happen behind closed doors » reviewsAn Incredibly Odd Storyline. Outtakes from 'What didn't happen'. Warning: this is a discipline fic. It would make more sense if you also read 'What didn't happen' but don't feel obliged.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,143 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 5-20-11 - Published: 9-30-10 - Edward & Jasper - Complete5. Making Love » reviewsA little re-imagining, of what might have happened but didn't after Bella and Edward made love for the very first time in Breaking Dawn. A little bit fluffy, a little bit angsty; a little bit warmer in chapter two.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-19-11 - Published: 5-6-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. Edward the Beta » reviewsSet in Eclipse, just after graduation. Something strange is happening with Edward and the wolves. They have a weird connection - mythical, not adult! - , but I don't want to give it away until the Bella in my story figures it out.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,312 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-18-11 - Published: 9-24-10 - Bella & Edward7. Three in a Tent reviewsOne-shot. Edward's POV of that night in the tent in 'Eclipse'.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-18-11 - Edward & Jacob - Complete8. Deader than Dead » reviewsIn which Jasper and Edward play a rather silly prank, their wives find out and punish them. Set after Breaking Dawn. WARNING: this story contains spanking and discussions thereof. If that isn't your sort of thing, please don't read it.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,690 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 2-21-11 - Published: 11-8-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete9. What didn't happen behind the curtains reviewsTiny one-shot of mild smut, with Bella, Edward and Major Whitlock.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-14-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete
