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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Anime X-overs, Crucible, X-overs, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Death Note, and Harry Potter.
Fav Anime:too many to count
Hates:Twilight (love vampires suck, lol)
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Put this on your profile if you will be from the 5% who will yell "Jump Bitch!!!JUMP!!!"
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
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If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.
If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, Sabaku no Koneko, Codelulu-chan
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
If you're against abortion, re-post this
got this poem from Sabaku no Koneko who got it from Anima270, who read it from NoNameNeeded, who read from Tsukiko The Librarian, who got ot from leafninja345435, who read it from Mitsukai no Shi who read it on mitso-shadow, who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile. I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
"When I was born I was black,"
"But you sir..."
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
You have been on the computer too long when...
>:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he can see the world.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
You say Taylor Swift, I say Breaking Benjamin
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
1. Your real name: Kayla
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Yaklax
3. Your Gangster name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Kayizzle
4. Your Detective name (fav colour and fav animal): Black Wolf
5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Lynn Fay
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Gibka
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav colour, fav drink): Red Juice
8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Kevin Lynn
9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Tama
1. Your Rock Star name (First pet & current car): Cleo Montecarlo
2. Your Gangster name (Fav ice cream flavour, favourite cookie): Vanilla Oreo
3. Your Fly Guy/Girl name (First initial of first name, first three letters of your last name): K-Gib
4. Your Detective name (Favourite colour, favourite animal): Black Wolf
5. Your Soap Opera name (Name of Fave Actor/Actress, Your Fave country): Caitlyn Ireland (I just love their accent, Japan is definately second, their accent just annoys me)
6. Your Star Wars name (The first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first): Gikayl
7. Superhero name: ("The" 2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): The Red Juice
8. Stripper name: (The name of your favourite perfume/cologne/scent, favourite candy): Cotton Chocolate
9. Witness Protection name: (mother's first 2 letters of first name & father's first 2 letters of first name): Jimi
10. TV Weather Anchor name: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Seibert Salem
11. Spy name: (Your favourite season/holiday, flower): Fall Lily
12. Cartoon name: (Favourite fruit, design of clothing you're wearing right now "ie" or "y"): Orange Nightshirty
13. Hippy name: (What you ate for breakfast, your favourite tree): Doughnut Cherryblossom
14. Your Rock Star Tour name: ("The" Your fav hobby/craft, fav weather element "Tour"): The Singing Rain Tour
15. Maniac name: (Favourite character Adjective that describes you best 2 or 3 last letters of your country/state): Castielsplitpersonalitygan (Castile from Supernatural, if he were the normal Castiel I would worship him as my god)
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
Mental Toast Goddess
Live to anger the World
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Sighcoe, Navaka114, kai2, MoonlitexAngel, Live to anger the World, Codeluluchan
I'll bring the shovel are you tired of all those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actualy come close to reality? well, heres is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1) when you are sad- I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
this is my path... I pledge it till the end why? you may ask. because you are my friend. remember" a good friend will help you move. a really good friend will help you move a body. let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. a good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "damn... that was fun!"
You say BABY PINK
Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.
I AM THE GIRL
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, Twitter, Facebook because i just don't see the appeal. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one else seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, Nikkii-Love706, Codeluluchan
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