I am an elusive creature, living totally in solitude underneath the happy facade I like to put on. Could I emerge and destroy the view everyone has of me now? Well, that's what I'm doing with my writing.

...Just kidding. I'm not that deep, but my stories are depressing, to some. To me, my stories are like a slice of life...because life is in reality cruel. I don't want to write superfluous stories with happy endings.

Well, a little intro about me...Let's see...

Favourite authors:

-Darren Shan

-Darren Shan xD

-Eoin Colfer

-Lois Duncan

-Deborah Ellis

-Shakespeare

-Bram Stroker

-Stephen King

That's all I know. There are really great authors out there, but they're either inconsistent(like producing the best book I've read in the last week, and I read a lot, and then producing one of the most obnoxious, annoying novels since Stephenie Meyer), or...yeah...Inconsistent.

Pairings!(Ahhh most of these are canon... More canon than OC's will ever be. Just saying)

Hetalia:

US x UK

France x Canada

Prussia x Canada

Spain x Romano

N. Italy x Romano

Germany x N. Italy, N. Italy x Germany

Austria x Hungary

Russia x China

Greece x Japan

Sweden x Finland

Spain x UK(only to a certain extent)

Kuroshitsuji:

Sebastian x Ciel

Alois x Ciel

Claude x Alois

Junjou Romantica:

All the canon couples

Sekaiichi Hatsukoi:

Ditto

Naruto:

Sasuke x Naruto

Sai x Naruto

Deidara x Sasori

Vampire Knight:

Kaname x Zero

Ichiru x Zero

Yeah that's about it...really.

Oh yes, I don't mind the whole uke seme thing. It doesn't really matter to me since couples change roles occasionally as well. I don't deem it impossible.

OMG I have to do this:

I copy and pasted, so um, I don't own it.

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Prussia

2) America

3) France

4) England

5) Romano

6) Spain

7) Sweden

8) Canada

9) Russia

10) Sealand

11) Finland

12) Japan

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

S. Italy x Sealand? O.o I’m pretty sure that’s illegal…

Although I do like my shotas ; )

But this is still kind of wrong…

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

France? Well, not hot per say… More, girly to the point of coolness.

But yeah, a guy who knows how to match my skirt with my necklace is hot.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Spain x Prussia? … I’m not that big a fan of mpreg. Actually I don’t think it’s possible unless Prussia is so awesome he is both a female and a male.

Then again, if Prussia had both parts, there is a good chance Spain can get him knocked up. ‘Cause he can’t really keep it in his pants.

So I think Prussia will go to Canada and they will raise the baby together – w –

…But I like it better when Mattie gets pregnant.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Ahh yes! Quite angsty but I enjoy it!

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Sweden x America? No.

Just no.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

England x Canada or England x Russia?

England x Russia~ They're so cute together O w O

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Sweden would go back to his wife, Finland. France x Canada is canon.

-squee-

(Fangirl in heaven)

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Ummm. Let me Google some kind of plotline.

Got it~ =3

“During the Spanish-American conflict, American crushed Spain. Now, feeling different, America tries to approach Spain with his confession. But can Spain forget the defeat? Or will he be the one to crush this time?”

O.o Fail and will probably be angsty if I ever wrote that story.

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Oh dear. No. That would be pedophilia. Which is illegal. Not good.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic

Prussia x Romano?

Wilted.

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

France x Finland?

O.o well, um…

“AU: Suffering from a horrible heartbreak, France goes to a bar (like France always does) to lighten his blow. There he meets Finland as a bartender. Soon they grow closer due to their mutual love failures.”

I tried. Seriously. I did.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Sweden het? No way. He’s obviously gay (*cough* like everyone else in Hetalia *cough*)

Russia slash? Definitely. Again, no one in Hetalia is straight…Except maybe Austria.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

Mmmm…

Knock Out(Twins) by Super Junior.

The lyrics refer to a man who has two parts to himself. A part that’s strong and says “I can do it!”, and a part that says, “No you can’t.”

So it’s about fighting that part. And I think that it suits Russia. I feel like he’s constantly fighting his pessimistic side but subconsciously listens to it.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

America x France x Spain.

Warning: Extreme smut, crack, rape, wrestling matches, crappy pick-up lines due to France.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Canada x Romano?

“My name is Canada. Wanna eat pancakes with me?”

O.o I can’t see Canada trying to pick up ANYONE.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

I pass. Seriously…

I don’t write drabbles. I don’t like the limits…

Plus the pairing is scary. Really scary.

Sealand x Japan. Crackiest I've ever seen. =3

17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sweden walks in on America and Japan?

He gets hard and goes to attack Finland.

:3

18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Ohoho. I think it’s the opposite way around – w –

Anyway, it’ll probably go something like Prussia getting weak during WWII, and the few days before the dissolution of the country, England pays a little visit, mistaking some painkillers for aphrodisiacs(due to France and the Eiffel Tower =P) and then they have buttsecks. Lots of buttsecks.

19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Hell. Sweden slash is canon.

So, yeah.

20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Well, if it’s something like France getting hard due to Canada or England, and then he goes to a bar to screw a hooker. Then, probably.

But if it’s like a full-on story about France and some girl, no. Because it is likely an OC and my friends strongly dislike OC’s, just like moi.

21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Sure. Lots of suggestive positions too ; )

Finland. Why must you be so cute?? Makes moi and my friends wanna rape you~

22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

America x England x Romano?

Well, the first two names were good…

But no.

23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

“I will get bigger dammit! J-Just lemme think about it.”

Oh I don’t know. –snickers-

24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Romano? Today. Ahh Spamano.

25. What is Six's super-secret kink?

Lovi covered tomatoes. Or tomato covered Lovi. As long as there are tomatoes on Lovi, everything’s good.

I like Spain’s taste in men. Feisty little tsundere covered in juice…mmmmhmmm

- u -

26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Never. Ever. Unless Finland has a suicide plan going.

27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

No one. They will wrestle to see who would top, but both get tired and just fall asleep. It’s called bad sex. From a crack pairing.

28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic.

“Upside Down and Over Again.”

But highly unlikely for anyone to write about that, so yeah.

29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

…Wrong.

Sweden is meant to be with Finland!!

Canada can go with France or Prussia. Or both ; )

The iPod shuffle quiz

1) Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT NAME OF THE SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT IS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Antichlorobenzene - Kagamine Rin

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Kaze wa Fuite iru(The Wind is Blowing) - AKB48 (LOL I broke wind ;)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Amigo - SHINee(Cold Ice baby~)

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

No Other - Super Junior

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Mr. Country - Nico Nico people(I don't know what their names are but they do a good job of imitating countries' voices.)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Servant of Evil - Kagamine Len

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

My All is in You - Super Junior(alskdjfalksdjf I LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEE THIS SONG~ ADLIB NOTES FTW~)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Piano*Girl - Hatsune Miku(Don't like piano though ._.)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Superman - Super Junior(Cause you have to be Alfred F Jones...jk~ He's with Arthur ^^)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Coagulation - Super Junior KRY(We've broken up. xD)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Love Like This - SS501(alskdjflajdf MY IDEAL WEDDING SONG AFTER IT'S YOU AND WHY I LIKE YOU AND MY ALL IS IN YOU~)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Nobody - Wonder Girls(I want nobody nobody but your corpse~)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Renai Circulation - Hanazawa Kana

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Because I'm Stupid - SS501(xD Hey at least I get to ogle Kim Hyun Joong~)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

DJ is Mine - Wonder Girls(He is mine~)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Zhong Guo Hua(中国话) - S.H.E. (The worst thing that can happen is that everyone on this world speaks Mandarin ^^)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

I'm Alive! - Becca(Guess I'm going to be a zombie)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Just Be Friends - Zebra ft Rapbit

19.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Me - Super Junior M

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Joyo Joyo - Wonder Girls

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Wedding Dress - Taeyang(Ahhh so romantic >

22.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST

Up & Down - SHINee(A song that reminds me of ice cream ._.)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Goodbye Baby - Miss A

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

2 Different Tears - Wonder Girls

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Over U - Miss A

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Bye Baby Sayonara - Soraru

27: WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?!

NanlinA - Block B