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since: 08-17-02, id: 254442, Profile Updated: 03-22-09
country: United States
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Author has written 31 stories for Ranma, Evangelion, Misc. Anime/Manga, Sailor Moon, Anime X-overs, Dungeon Keeper, Excel Saga, Silent Hill, Matrix, X-overs, and Naruto.

I am a fan of various games, anime and such. This gets into a lot of my works. Peh. Like anyone'll read this. Frooty purple toad gooble! See? This'll be up for months and no one'll see it.
Note to everyone: Due to the Fanfiction.net ban on NC-17 stories, I'll place any chapters that do have such things on my homepage without any editing. Edited chapters will appear on FF.net.

Furthermore, a lot more of my fanfics that I've tossed out to TFF, mostly weird crackfics and the like, will be joining DKR on my website, while my older works get archived.

Oh, and for those asking, yes, I am akun50 on the TFF.

I may have done this before, or I may not. If I didn't, my apologies for being so very late with this. If I did, my apologies for repeating myself.

I would like to take a moment to sincerely apologize for my behavior a while back, concerning Dungeon Keeper Ranma.

No, not for being slow in updating (I can't really change my writing pace), but the recent stint where I was moron and held it ransom for some reviews of my Silent Hill stories, which even I will admit, turned out pretty poor. I have a strange fascination with horror, you see, and Silent Hill was one of the very few series, movie or otherwise, to almost make me pee my pants long after I started laughing during Hellraiser movies.

The reason I'm apologizing is simple: I was a complete and total douchebag to hold my own story ransom. Even if it was in jest, tossing out that kind of threat is simply an jerkass move.

And for that, I am truly sorry. Faithful readers of DKR no doubt rolled their eyes at my stupidity, plunked down a review, and waited for me to make my next move. Which was an embarrassingly long time coming.

Again, my apologies.

You have my sincere promise that I will never ever EVER do something that stupid ever again, and I hope you forgive me for being so stupid as to do it in the first place.

I will admit that seeing others pull the move on a grander scale has prompted my change of view (apparently, one author is attempting to hold their fanfics ransom to stop a movie being made, which is about as stupid as one can get, because no matter how famous you are on the internet, you can't stop Hollywood), but it was also a genuine change of heart.

The only person I was hurting was myself, and I was truly threatening you, the kind people who take the time to come to my little corner of the internet and giggle at my stories (hopefully, you're laughing WITH me rather than AT me, but I can't be really tell, since all FFN tells me is how often you pop up).

So, one last time, I'm sorry for being a complete dork and I hope you can forgive my stupidity.

Thank you.

-Oh, one more apology: FF.net really fks with my formatting. I have no idea why, but fanfics that look great on my wordpad, look fine in notepad and even in a word document and HTML wind up looking like sht here. Don't ask me why.

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1. Dungeon Keeper Ranma » reviews
Ranma Saotome was thrown from his home dimension into the world of Dungeon Keeper 2. Now, he must build an army and conquer the kingdom before he can go home. But how much will he change?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,019 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 1-9-08 - Published: 10-26-02 - Complete
2. Sasuke Saves Everyone reviews
Finally, the story at its original end! See how things were supposed to turn out! And if you believe this really is the original ending, I have a Bridge in Grass Country to sell you...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-15-07 - Sasuke U. & Mikoto U. - Complete
3. Bad First Impressions reviews
Ten year old Sasuke interupts a white haired middle aged man peeping on some girls. He soon finds that perverts are some of the worst people to tick off.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-15-06 - Sasuke U. & Jiraiya - Complete
4. Naruto Tsunade: Obaachan No More reviews
Shortly after the Godaime Arc, someone decides that Tsunade needs to stick around a bit longer than she normally would. Updated to fix the format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-23-06 - Tsunade S. & Naruto U. - Complete
5. Naruto: Terror Strikes reviews
When Kakashi needs to leave on an ANBU mission, he doesn't want Team 7 to simply lay about with the Chuunin Exams coming up, so he pays a Jonin to take over while he's away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-24-06 - Complete
6. Sasuke's Retirement reviews
Sasuke shocks everyone by retiring from Team 7.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-24-06 - Sasuke U. - Complete
7. Aqua Teen Hunger Force reviews
A short drabble. Read it with the caution that you cannot unread it.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-04
8. Something Different reviews
A collection of stories that have little or nothing to do with each other. Read with the caution that if you kick Bowser in the Planters, the economy will not improve and the concept behind Phone Booth will still suck.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-31-04
9. Cerl Descending Outtakes
If you read Silent Hill 5: Cerl Interferes and Cerl Descending, and wished the humor from the former would find itself into the latter, this is for you. You must be up to date with all of the Cerl Descending chapters, though.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,245 - Published: 8-13-04
10. Cerl Descending » reviews
Cerl Tendo has been called by Silent Hill. But is it to punish her or does it want something from her?
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,645 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-6-04
11. Excel Saga Variation » reviews
Another beginning, yadda yadda yadda, WHOA! What did Excel just say? And who's this A-kun dork?
Excel Saga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,888 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-22-04 - Published: 6-1-03
12. Sailor Akane » reviews
Meet Quartax, the Dispenser of Sailor Powers. It's here to give Akane Tendo the chance to be a magical girl! Why does that cause a shiver to run up my back?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-22-04 - Published: 6-3-03
13. Void Saga reviews
Just like any other fanfic... yeah, right. When you have the sister of Ish-chan ressurrect you, you hate your secret organization and you step over your own dead body, it ain't right!
Excel Saga - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-03
14. Akane Revised » reviews
Akane Tendo is not the girl she was yesterday. Who is she now? What does this mean for the rest of Nerima? And why is Ranma falling in love with her?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,451 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-23-03 - Published: 8-17-02
15. Frequently Not Asked But Pondered Questions reviews
A collection of ideas and clarifying details on how the Dungeon Keeper world works. Warning: Has some spoilers for DK Ranma, DK Ukyou and Anime DK for those who are not past DK Ranma 10, DK Ukyou 2, and Anime DK 4.
Dungeon Keeper - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-3-03
16. Dungeon Keeper Ukyou » reviews
It was Ukyou who was sent instead of Ranma. Now Ukyou needs to get home fast before Ranma falls in love with someone else.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-3-03 - Published: 10-26-02
17. Sailor Moon Versus Dungeon Keeper » reviews
It started with an imp trying to claim her house. Now, it's an all out war between the Senshi and the Dungeon Keeper. Who will win?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-19-02 - Published: 10-26-02
18. Anime Dungeon Keeper » reviews
Instead of the usual monsters of Dungeon Keeper, anime characters are getting tossed in! It starts innocently with Love Hina, but who else will show up?
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-30-02 - Published: 10-26-02
19. Neon Genesis Evangelion Cashew reviews
If you were wondering what else we could come up with, how about this? Misato and Ritsuko decide the cast needs more women, but they can't replace the current cast. Hmmmmmm....
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-26-02
20. Anime Gone HORRIBLY WRONG reviews
If you're still reading this tripe, you shouldn't be getting offended.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-26-02
21. The Sequel To Ah Heck You Know Anime Is Whack When reviews
The insanity deepens... and so do the vats for NAKED JELL-O WRESTLING!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-02
22. The Sequel To The Sequel Of What Did You Expect? reviews
Again, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, DIRECTION, ANGLE OR FORM.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-26-02
23. The Sequel To What Did You Expect reviews
This is a PARODY, NOTHING INSIDE IS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-26-02
24. What Did You Expect? reviews
A look at the insanity that has been crafted with friends being over-caffineated and having too little sleep.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-26-02
25. Misato In OZ Version 200 reviews
Similar to Version 1.00, but more complete.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-26-02 - Complete
26. Neon Sign Evangelion » reviews
A wacky adventure, a distorted look at the series, and pure inanity. Loads of fun!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,463 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-17-02
27. Misato In OZ - Version 1.00 reviews
Misato replaces Dorothy in a crazed dreamscape. I think everything fits. There are two versions of this story. The first is this one, the incomplete version. Once I get the other, I'll put it here.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-17-02
28. Sky's Explosion reviews
Sequel to Sky's Reflection. Haruka's heart is fragmented as Michiru makes an aborted bid for her heart. Now, cast into a parallel world, she must face herself, the self-appointed ruler of the galaxy!
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,539 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-17-02
29. Sky's Reflection reviews
Haruka Ten'ou and Michiru Kaioh break up when Haruka accidentally finds out about an affair that Michiru has. Very introspective.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,463 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-17-02
30. Iczer One Revamp
WARNING: SENSE OF HUMOR NECESSARY, MAY OFFEND OVERLY CONSERVATIVE PEOPLE, MAKES FUN OF MANY THINGS, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY UNDER PENALTY OF ME NOT GIVING A CRAP, WRITTEN WITH PERMISSION OF FRIENDS, THIS IS GETTING REALLY LONG, ISN"T IT, WELL, I'D BETTE
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Published: 8-17-02
31. Asuka Sorhyu Langely: Introspection reviews
Asuka ponders over her life and decides to fight, rather than let her depression get to her. WAFFy ending. One person said this was written from the soul.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-17-02
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