Incendiarist
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since: 09-19-10, id: 2544525, Profile Updated: 05-04-13
Author has written 38 stories for Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, Bible, Discworld, Ironman, Avengers, X-Men: The Movie, Doctor Who, Portal, Thor, and Cthulhu Mythos.

Things you should expect to be posted at some point in the near-ish future include a great deal of Doctor Who fic, a Half Life/MCU fusion, a Doctor Who Hogwarts AU, and the odd oneshot in whatever fandom I get prompted for. Things you should expect to be posted (at this rate) never include Arcverse.

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Sometimes I don't post things on ffn, either because I'm lazy, or because it was a co-write and someone else posted it. You can find those on my AO3.


WHAT DOES AFURISENIE MEAN?

It's a Romanian word that means "curse of the church" or "anathema".


WHAT THE HELL IS ARCVERSE?

Arcverse is a collaborative fiction by Shrrgnein and myself, plus this guy named Will who's fucking lazy and never actually does any of the work anymore. We've been working on it for something like two years now, and it's huge and worldbuildingy and shite. It's set in the Forgotten Realms c. 1300 DR (Year of the Starfall) - 5450 DR, and has a lot to do with Good, Evil, and what's in-between. Important names include: Rennic Harrer, a Rogue (CN), Miria Scuttleleaf, a Bard (LN), Kadek, a Cleric (CG), Allerod Fartracker, a Ranger (NG), Carter Thatcher, Fighter (LG), and Nathcyrl, an Outsider of Questionable Class (CE).


WHY DOES NOTHING YOU WRITE MAKE SENSE?

It makes perfect sense to me.


1. dear tokens of the earth are they
Somehow it's so much easier to be the one leaving than the other way 'round. /Character study post-TATM. For Macie./
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Published: 3-5-13 - 11th Doctor - Complete
2. Those Who Walk in Shadows reviews
Lotivver is starting to wonder if studying Gallifreyan wasn't the stupidest idea she's ever had. Culsu is beginning to realise that there are plus sides to being an Oakdown. /OCxOC. Classic Era. Canon compliant. TW: vague allusion to non-con involving a canon character. For Macie./
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,358 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-13-13 - 4th Doctor & 8th Doctor - Complete
3. Certain Words and Phrases reviews
As children, Maladicta and Igorina were inseparable. /Gen. Backstory. TW: implied noncon and torture. Afurisenie 'verse. For Musafreen./
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-30-12 - Polly P. - Complete
4. A Thunderstorm in Sto Lat reviews
Wherein a zombie butterfly flaps its wings, Strappi is a genius, and black gives Mal an unhealthy complexion. /MalxPolly. Afurisenie 'verse./
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-12 - Polly P. - Complete
5. and this she did say reviews
'An apple a day keeps the Doctor away,' the rhyme goes. She hasn't eaten apples since she was a little girl. /AU post-s5e8. Ambiguous DoctorxAmy. Ficlet./
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-5-12 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
6. a mad and faceless god reviews
There is nothing pure about the human race, neither Wizarding nor Muggle strands, and to think otherwise is naïveté at its finest. /SybillxBellatrix./
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-5-12 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
7. under this sun reviews
Blue and proud. /Microfiction. LokixMystique./
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-15-12 - Mystique & Loki - Complete
8. two ghosts in one mirror reviews
It's the thought that counts. /BrucexLoki. TW: everything./
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-9-12 - Hulk/Bruce B. & Loki - Complete
9. joining coulson brb reviews
What would you do if you knew you were going to die? /RPF. This will make no sense at all if you don't know me./
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-9-12 - Complete
10. Momma's Gonna Buy You a Mockingbird reviews
Five times Tony Stark complimented Death's appearance, and one time he returned the favour. /Fusion. TonyxLoki./
Crossover - Discworld & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-19-12 - Death & Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
11. have your cake and eat it, too reviews
It's not deadly at all. /GLaDOSxJARVIS./
Crossover - Ironman & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-17-12 - Jarvis & GLaDOS - Complete
12. now little Caroline is in here, too reviews
Because not everyone can be a superhero. /OC./
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-14-12 - Apollo & Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
13. winter for a while longer reviews
It's not on, is it, eating your own leg? You'd probably go blind. /MaladictaxPolly. TW: character death. Afurisenie 'verse./
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-12-12 - Polly P. - Complete
14. de iarnă pentru mai lung reviews
Borogvian iernile sunt periculoase. O revoluţie completă. /MaledictaxPolly. TW: moartea de personaj. Afurisenie lume./
Discworld - Rated: K+ - Romanian - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-12-12 - Polly P. - Complete
15. they have elysium reviews
Because the children of love hardly ever have it. /Reincarnationfic. PercyxPiper. PiperxDrew. TW: character death, dubcon./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-8-12 - Piper M. & Percy J. - Complete
16. See The Cradle? reviews
1 Corinthians 6:10-11. /OC. TW: character death./
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-7-12 - Complete
17. in the light of the stars reviews
Things happen, and people die, for no discernible reason. The real world doesn't have a plot. But that doesn't stop some of its inhabitants from trying to act as though it does. /Nonmagic AU. Sort of ArtemisxMinerva. AngelinexArtemis. TW: noncon, incest, underage, character death./
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-12-12 - Artemis F. & Minerva P. - Complete
18. Five Murders Never Solved, and One Which Was reviews
It mightn't have been a White Christmas by traditional standards, but it was a Christmas With Definite White Bits In. /Nextgen. PercyxAnnabeth./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-11 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete
19. i will show you fear in a handful of dust reviews
Wherein Drew saves the world, gains her mother's favour — again —, and is oddly selfless. /HoO AU. RachelxSibylla. ApolloxSybilla. TW: noncon./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-15-11 - Rachel D. & Apollo - Complete
20. e chiove reviews
A fetch in the cradle; it'll get ill and it'll die and it'll be buried, and no one will see it for what it really is. /Celtic AU. Multiple pairings. TW: stalking, character death./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-31-11 - Thalia G. & Nico A. - Complete
21. and few return reviews
It is said they will all wake at the end of the world, and it's a cruel joke to play at their expense, but at this rate, the end of the world's not too far off; not long for them to be asleep, yet. /AnnabethxMalcolm. TW: incest./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-23-11 - Annabeth C. & Malcolm - Complete
22. watch his flesh burn reviews
Strike a match, Little Nutbrown Hare; see the smoke curl upwards? /OC. TW: character death./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-7-11 - Complete
23. to a discordant melody reviews
Because hell can be on the mortal coil just as well as not. /MinervaxLucretia. TW: character death, bullying./
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-16-11 - Minerva M. & Lucretia B. - Complete
24. a dirge for her reviews
It needs but one foe to breed a war, and those who have not swords can still die upon them. /Possibly a nonmagic AU? To be honest, I have no idea. JamesxLily. TW: character death./
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-10-11 - James P. & Bellatrix L. - Complete
25. Whatever Gods May Be » reviews
There may be hundreds, millions, and I'd never have had a clue. /WIP. Darkfic. TW: character death./
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-27-11 - Published: 3-12-11
26. memento es mortali reviews
She walks out without a second look at the body, and she knows that this starts a new chapter in her life, and she's not very proud of that. /OC. TW: noncon, necrophilia, character death./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-11 - Complete
27. Perennial Tears Descend In Gems reviews
Missing, they'd said. The Labyrinth, they'd said. /RachelxClarisse. TW: domestic abuse, character death./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-5-11 - Rachel D. & Clarisse R. - Complete
28. Hic Iacet Iudicium reviews
She's finally killed him. The date is wonderfully ironic, the epitaph she's written is perfect. There's only one problem. She didn't intend to write any epitaph. Just dispose of the body and be done with it. So why—oh, gods. /ArtemisxHolly./
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-26-11 - Opal K. - Complete
29. o sută reviews
bodies lying — trampled, unrecognisable, forgotten — in the streets. /Drabble./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 2-3-11 - Published: 11-18-10
30. My Love Makes It Difficult To Kill You reviews
Because sometimes lovers don't agree. /OC. TW: character death./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-8-11 - Complete
31. Manufactured reviews
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. /KatiexConnor. TW: dubcon due to mind manipulation./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-3-11 - Connor S. & Katie G. - Complete
32. Matte Black reviews
Matte black. Dark. Plain. Cold. Dead. /LukexAnnabeth. TW: character death./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-25-10 - Annabeth C. & Luke C. - Complete
33. Reciprocation reviews
Artemis had succumbed to reciprocation. /Character study. ArtemisxOrion./
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-23-10 - Published: 12-22-10 - Orion F. & Artemis F. - Complete
34. All Of Your Lies reviews
They will remember the monster inside. And they will remember all of your lies.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-22-10 - Complete
35. Breaking Point reviews
She had been strong, but everyone has a breaking point. And she had reached hers. /ArtemisxHolly. TW: character death./
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-16-10 - Published: 11-2-10 - Holly S. - Complete
36. Remorse reviews
The logical side of her disagrees, but she refuses to believe it. /Drabble. TW: character death./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-16-10 - Published: 11-8-10 - Annabeth C. - Complete
37. Labyrinth reviews
The Labyrinth is alive. /Drabble./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-10-10 - Complete
38. Smile reviews
He doesn't care about you. He can't. /Drabble. ArtemisxOpal./
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-1-10 - Opal K. & Artemis F. - Complete