"And this is my partner Sh'dynasty. Spelled S-H-comma to the top-dynasty." "Comma to the top?" "That's God's comma" -Psych

Dory has taught me two things. To Just Keep Swimming. And how to speak Whale.

I shall name him Squishy, and he shall be mine. He shall be my Squishy. Come 'ere Squishy! Come on! -Dory

He touched the butt! -Finding Nemo

Why is the rum AWAYS gone? (stumbles) Ah yes that's why. -Jack Sparrow

Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Don't you try to out-Weird me!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

"Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one" -House

We just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'. -Shigure Sohma

Quack, Damn you! -Mythbusters

DEATH- the #1 killer in the world.

Stop the world now, I'd like to get off! -Me (when i'm dizzy)

When I first saw 'brb!' I thought it meant 'burp!' -Me

"I'm going to be a master of Disguise! I'm going to be a master of Disguise! I'm going to be-" "ENOUGH!" *SLAP!* -Master of Disguise

"What don't you understand? The word 'Master' or the word 'Disguise'?" "Or the word 'Of'?" -Master of Disguise

"Aren't you a little old for that?" "Yes. Yes we are." -Phinieas and Ferb

My family is the kind of family that will randomly quote movies, songs, and TV shows given the opportunity. "So I woke up this morning-" (from upstairs) "Feelin like P-Ditty!" I love my family.

I gotta jar ah dir-rt! I gotta jar ah dir-rt! And guess whats in-n side it! -Jack Sparrow

I reject your Reality and substitute my Own! -Mythbusters

"Yugioh! is brought to you by Yugi-O's, there Yugilicious!...wait a minute, 'Yugilicious'? Is that even a word?" "It lets the kids know that they're tasty." "Yes but 'Yugilicious'? Are they suppose to taste like Yugi or something?-" "Yami-" "How exactly do you go about testing that?...I mean, besides the ObviousMethod." "Just Say. The Line. You Amateur-" "Fine. Yugi-O's, apparently they're 'Yugilicious'... Now where's my *beep*ing paycheck." -YGOTAS

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

this is soo true!

This is funny!! XD

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me RECEIVING

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My Mother taught me GENETICS
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about MY ROOTS
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me WISDOM

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

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