About me:

Name:You can call me Kay :-) I also have a facebook if you want to message me sometime. Kay Yaoi you won't miss me XD

Age:Any age that makes you comfortable really but if you are really nice to me and message me I might tell you :P

Location:No offense but I'm never going to tell you in a million years

Orientation:Straight (I do have a boyfriend btw :P)

Likes:

Yaoi (duh)

Music/Singing

Read/Writing Yaoi fanfiction

Making Sasuke a complete ass in a story XP

Add-ons:

I have the worst grammar and I can't spell to save my life(I'm trying to get better I promise -_-). So if you don't like it DON'T READ MY WRITING!

Also I'm such a Sakura basher. I hate her! I hate her so much! If you are a die hard Sakura fan GET OFF MY PAGE!! Because I know without a doubt you will hate me by the end of my profile XP.

ALSO if you are a homophobe, you see that back button press it and GET THE HELL OF MY PAGE!! I can't stress this enough, nobody ABSOULTELY nobody should be hated for who they love. I'm sick and tired of people saying "Oh that's discusting" or " That's un-natural". What happened to "If you don't have anything nice to say, say nothing at all."? I can go on about this all day, if you truly want to talk about it please message me. I won't start cussing you out if you don't start cussing me out. If you start on a civil note, I will be civil right back to you. But if you start on a message on "Ew, that's gross why do you support it?" I either one will not message you back or I might get mad at you which won't be pretty...anyways sorry for the rabblings but seriously I'm a strong gay rights supporter (AND YES I AM STRAIGHT!!)

Favorite Couples Seme/Uke (in no particular order):

Ouran High School Host Club:

TakashiXHoney

KaoruXHikaru(twincest :3)

KyoyaXTamaki

Inyuasha:

SesshomaruXInuyasha(Oh come on, I mean really who doesn't love incest :3)

Ao no Exoricist:

YukioXRin(More twincest and I could go either way)

BonXRin

Naruto:

SasuNaru (sometimes NaruSasu)

ItaSasu (I love incest)

SasuGaar (but only as friends with benifits I did a little of this in my story Life Changing Acts if you want to read it)

Sasuke/Naruto/Gaara or Sasuke/Gaara/Naruto (either way HOT AS HELL!!)

NejiGaar (or GaarNeji either way is fine and hot as hell:-)

KakaIruk (read Be There for Me if you like this)

SasoDei

ItaDei

ItaKyuu

Madara/Izuna (More incest :3)

Madara/Izuna/Itachi/Sasuke(-drools- Oh god yes!)

Avengers:

Steve(Cap. America) / Tony (Iron Man) (or the other way around)
Thor/Loki (incest...sorta

Doctor Who:

Master/ Tenth

Capt. Jack Harkness/Tenth

Eleventh/ Rory

Supernatural:

DeanXCastiel

LuciferXCastiel (especially when Dean and Lucifer are fighting for Castiel =_=)

DeanXSam (I mean who hasn't thought about even if you are homophobic you have without a doubt thought about Wincest if you watch SPN)

Homestuck:

SolluxXKarkat

KarkatXJohn

DaveXJohn

DirkXDave (Yes again more incest...sorry I can't help it XD)

Couples that should NEVER be:

SasuSaku (thats just plain gross)

SasuIno (Not as bad as SasuSaku but its still pretty bad)

NaruSaku (Gags & Barfs)

GaarLee (eeeewwwwww)

LeeGaar (no . . . just no)

Let the Sakura bashing commence:

If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Naruto at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke, Naruto and Sai for the good of the world, COPY THIS

If you hate the parings sasusaku, gaasaku, narusaku, COPY THIS

If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS

If you just hate her(aka Sakura), COPY THIS

Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasori: no.

Deidara: Do you like me?

Sasori: not really.

Deidara: Do you want me?

Sasori: no.

Deidara: Would you cry if I left?

Sasori: no.

Deidara: Would you live for me?

Sasori: no.

Deidara: Would you do anything for me?

Sasori: no.

Deidara: Choose me or your life.

Sasori: My life.

Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says:

Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

-o-

I, YaOi69LoVeR, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,
regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.
Because real authors always reviews!
Copy and Paste this onto your profile to join the Revolution.

-o-

You bothered searching for it
You bothered to read the summary
You bothered to click on it
You bothered to use many minutes of your time to read it
You bothered to favorite it and, maybe, subscribe to it
Was it really such a big deal to write a review?
You would only spend 1 minute of your life, but it would be enough to make an author very happy

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD

(got this from XXMrs.SasukeUchihaXX! ILY:-))

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1)Kakashi

2) Naruto

3) Kisame

4) Gaara

5)Kankuro

6) Sasuke

7)Iruka

8) Neji

9) Deidara

10)Itachi

11) Pein

12) Sasori

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Pein and Sasuke? No I haven't . . . I don't think I want to O_o

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Gaara is so hot on so many levels _

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Everybody would think the same thing 'HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?' but nobody say anything in fear that they would kill them

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah I read fics that have Deidara in it all the time

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? SasuNaru oh hell yes :-)

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Kankuro/Deidara or Kankuro/Itachi. . . . . first one

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Iruka walking in while Naruto and Sasori are having sex . . . . . WOW hahahaha I don't know what Iruka would do

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. What will happen when Itachi walks into a bar and see Kisame drunk out of his mind and spilling his secrets. . . that would be really interesting -in deep thought-

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? I haven't heard of KakaNeji but its probably out there somewhere

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. The Helpful Doctor: Iruka is a rehab doctor how will he react when he encounters Sasori; not just a major drug addict but also has broken soul will he be able to repair it?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Gaara asks his loyal friend; Kakashi for some 'advice' how will the copy ninja handle it?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Het...still don't know what the hell that is

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Pein? I don't think so O_o

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Sasuke/Gaara/Kankuro . . . . I don't think so

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Itachi wouldn't scream he would just grunt. . .. Uchiha's don't scream

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? A song about Neji. .. . I would probably do Good Riddance but Green Day

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING:CLOSET PERVERTS UP A HEAD

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Go with me or I will kill Sasuke (don't hate me that's all I could think of "-_-)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Pein would scoff and say 'I don't care.'

20) How emo is Seven? Iruka? not at all :-)

POST THIS ON UR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE YAOI

NARUTO AND SASUKE ARE FOREVER IN LOVE

KANAME AND ZERO ARE ETERNALLY EACH OTHERS

GAARA AND ITACHI STAY UP ALL NIGHT LONG *WINK WINK*

DEIDARA CALLS TOBI A BAD BOY

KYO AND YUKI DON'T CARE ABOUT CROSSBREADING RATS AND CATS

INUYASHA FORGOT ALL ABOUT KAGOME AND WANTS MIROKU

ICHIGO PICKED URYU OVER ORIHIME'S BOOBS

DEIDARA AND SASORI MAKE EXPLODING PUPPETS IN BED

UCHIHACEST ISN'T GROSS BECAUSE UCHIHAS WERE BORN FOR EACH OTHER

*SIGH* OH THOSE SWEET YAOI BOYS :)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

OK I was PMing one of my friends on here (KamaneAngel) and we are doing this story thing it is so awesome but I think I just written the best thing I did all year ok here it is.

Sasuke walks into the room and the first thing he hears is Naruto moaning wantoning.Sasuke's heart throbs knowing that he was not the one making the blonde produce the sound. He follows the sound and if the sound wasn't enough he saw his most precious person, nah the reason for his very exsitance with his legs and arms around another male- his uncle. Sasuke breath becomes shallow and harsh trying to conceal all emotions away before they over flow.

This made me cry and I was the one who wrote it! hahahaha