BaneofOrcs
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since: 09-23-10, id: 2549678, Profile Updated: 05-13-13
country: USA
Author has written 11 stories for Halo, Left 4 Dead, Star Wars, Forgotten Realms, and Jeepers Creepers.

Sex: Male

Ethnicity: Caucasian

State: Texas

Religious Views: Christian

Age: 16

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Drawing, Playing Video Games, Playing Chess,Parkour.

I watched the flag pass by one day,
It fluttered in the breeze.

A young Marine saluted it,
And then he stood at ease..

I looked at him in uniform
So young, so tall, so proud,
With hair cut square and eyes alert
He'd stand out in any crowd.

I thought how many men like him
Had fallen through the years.
How many died on foreign soil
How many mothers' tears?

How many pilots' planes shot down?
How many died at sea
How many foxholes were soldiers' graves?
No, freedom isn't free.

I heard the sound of Taps one night,
When everything was still,
I listened to the bugler play
And felt a sudden chill.

I wondered just how many times
That Taps had meant "Amen, When a flag had draped a coffin.
Of a brother or a friend.

I thought of all the children,
Of the mothers and the wives,
Of fathers, sons and husbands
With interrupted lives.

I thought about a graveyard
At the bottom of the sea Of unmarked graves in Arlington.
No, freedom isn't free.

Enjoy Your Freedom &God Bless Our Troops

Again, this has meaning to me in more then one way. If you have a friend, family member, or anyone else you know please copy and paste this into you profile. Or if this has meaning and you really care about our army, police officers, and armed forces copy and paste this into your profile. Then write your name here: Lucky Nartuo08, Spartan Ninja, BaneofOrcs

-Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
-Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
-Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
-Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
-Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
-Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
-Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
-One more heart that was stopped.
-Two more eyes that will never see.
-Two more hands that will never touch.
-Two more legs that will never run.
-One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If there are times when you just want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

20 ways to spend in Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterward, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." The next day, dump a bowl of Rice Krispies on your head and shout "I didn't mean it!"

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):)

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

5. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

6. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

7. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

8. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

9. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on JAPAN!

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, CD’s etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

Quotes

"Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it." - Bruce Lee

"Get me coffee and something to eat or I will put you in my novel, give you a family, make you watch as they die, then kill you in the most terrible way my sick, twisted mind can imagine." Me.

"The joy of the Lord will arm us against the assaults of our spiritual enemies and put our mouths out of taste for those pleasures with which the tempter baits his hooks."Matthew Henry

Chess is the gymnasium of the mind.
Adolf Anderssen

Chess is life.
Bobby Fischer

To read a book for the first time is to make an acquaintance with a new friend; to read it for a second time is to meet an old one. Chinese Saying


1. Chaos: War
"There's a storm coming, Binad. And I fear we do not have the numbers, nor strength to stand against it." Rated T for violence. AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Published: 7-13-12 - Obi-Wan K. & Count Dooku
2. Swordsmanship Tournament » reviews
Welcome to the swordsmanship tournaments! The greatest swordsmen will compete to see who is the best. In this particular battle, we have Darth Bane v Darth Vader. Constructive Criticism is appreciated and welcomed. Subscribe to keep track of the coming battles!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-27-12 - Darth Bane & Darth Vader - Complete
3. JC 2 Deleted Scene reviews
Bron takes a group of soldiers to lure the Demon in and kill it. One-Shot. T for Violence.
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-25-12 - Complete
4. Conceivable reviews
Sequel to Inconceivable. Upon learning of the true strength of the Kyr'am, HIGHCOM has asked for volunteers to strike the heart of the murderous race. Sop 'Vamdee leads the charge, but will face a Kyr'am hell-bent on avenging his brother. Rated T.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-28-12
5. Inconceivable » reviews
A new alien species has been discovered. The Covenant are splitting, Loyalists siding with the Kyr'am, Separatists with the humans. Will the Kyr'am succeed where the Covenant failed and exterminate Humanity? R&R please. COMPLETE! BEING REWRITTEN!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,373 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-12-12 - Published: 9-26-10 - Complete
6. Silent as Death reviews
Poem about Drow.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-11 - Complete
7. Battle at MeleeMagethere reviews
Short one-shot of Drizzt in Melee-Magethere. review plz
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-19-10 - Drizzt D. - Complete
8. A Lost Jedi » reviews
First-person. A Jedi Master is sent after a Sith Lord when a Force portal forces them into the Halo universe. The Jedi searches for his way home as he helps Humanity face the Covenant and their new ally, the Sith Lord. On hold. Being rewritten.
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-15-10 - Published: 10-5-10 - Master Chief/John-117
9. For the Hall » reviews
Drizzt and Pwent fight in the caverns outside of Mithral Hall to keep it safe. AU of Siege of Darkness. My first Drizzt fanfic. R&R plz. NOT SLASH! JUST ACTION!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-13-10 - Published: 10-14-10 - Drizzt D.
10. Fighting for the UNSCMC reviews
A self insert of me going into the Halo universe. yes i know what you are thinking "There are too many of those" but i wanted to take my shot at it. Plz R&R
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-10
11. Experiment » reviews
First person. A Hunter is captured by the U.S Military and experimented on. All Hell breaks loose as he escapes. Being rewritten. Complete. Rated T.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-3-10 - Published: 9-26-10 - Hunter - Complete