Carpetfibers is:
a: a carnivorous penguin-wolf hybrid who indulges in microwave popcorn every other Tuesday
b: a toothpick
c: a 23 year-old under-achiever who is managing to passive-aggressively avoid her twenties by engaging in an over-abundance of asian tv dramas, manga, literature of all types (except the crummy types), and finding jobs that like to lay her and her co-workers off a year into it
d: a magical candy mountain that lures easily lulled unicorns in order to snack on their kidneys
e: a 23 year-old female who tends to lean toward hermit-like social behavior and is forever cursed by running into people she loathed in high school and college, but who have all somehow managed to achieve ten times more than she has in the same time span
f: a 23 year-old spurned lover who made the age old mistake of thinking a changed man isn't an oxymoron
g: a fancy toothpick
Please choose an answer from the above. Tests are due by the end of class. Remember, your name needs to clearly legible and in the upper right hand corner. Thank-you; you are dismissed. The results will be discussed next lesson.
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