| slime frog |
Author has written 5 stories for Artemis Fowl. Yo. S'up. I'm slime. I'm a geeky science student at a university that doesn't believe in sleep, one of the reasons I haven't updated in so long. I'm from the UK, where it is currently COLD and I have to go home from uni for the holidays today and I don't have a hat. Woe. This has no relevance to your life whatsoever. I'm a bit out of touch with the whole AF fandom at the moment cos I went off to Central America for four months and couldn't face the backlog when I got back. That was two years ago, so backlog's quite a bit bigger now. I have written most of the next chapter of Seven Sins, just have to get round to finishing it. May happen over christmas. It's likely that I'll get distracted by quantum mechanical wavefunctions/desperate housewives however. Buckets of hugs to you lot reviewing though, you must have really big shovels to dig up my stuff. And cos I still remember oldschool courier new ff.n: BOLD! Italic! Underlined! ALL THREE AT ONCE!! I shall have to go lie down from the excitement now... | |||||||||
1. The Seven Deadly Sins of Holly Short » reviewsHolly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,270 - Reviews: 355 - Updated: 7-11-05 - Published: 12-9-032. Strictly Ballroom » reviewsPre-EC. As a celebration of the defeat of the B'wa Kell, a ball will be held for all fairies who were involved. However, this provides a perfect opportunity for enemies of the LEP to strike... COMPLETEArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,413 - Reviews: 351 - Updated: 10-3-03 - Published: 8-20-02 - Complete3. We're Gonna Run » reviewsA collection of 4 songfics... extreme HA. mushiness. fluff. If none of these appeal to you, then possibly you shouldn't read. if not... come on in! First songfic using 'All the things she said' by t.a.T.u. Health warning is applicable on the last songficArtemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,361 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 9-5-03 - Published: 6-27-034. The Artemis Fowl News Spot » reviewsAll the latest news and rumours from the AF world... stuff about the third book, the movie, and links to the best sites!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 5-25-03 - Published: 12-5-025. Strange and Beautiful » reviewsMy first, and probably last ever songfic, using the words from aqualung's strange and beautiful. Chix reflects on his feelings for Holly. Not as mushy as it sounds... probably. Chapter 2... Holly on Chix... *cackles*Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 5-17-03 - Published: 2-20-03