:Sets light to old new bio with a flame thrower before attaching it to a balloon full of hydrogen and letting go::Ducks slightly as bits of ash and a few slightly charred jellybeans float slowly back to earth:
Hello all! I’m slime frog. I’m 19 (I know. Ancient. I’m getting my walking stick at the weekend). I have a huge mistrust of accidental rhyme or alliteration in sentences and am constantly rephrasing things to avoid it. I do not believe in poetry. Rather, I believe poetry should be set alight with flame throwers. Extended metaphors, on the other hand, are a wonderful invention.
I live in London , England, and am currently on a gap year before going off to uni. I have an incredibly obsessive personality, though that’s not exactly rare round here. I am a slight pyromaniac and am overly science nerd-ish. I’ve decided ‘crazy’ is too harsh an adjective, so let’s just steal a phrase and say I’m ‘differently sane’. I do argue with myself but rarely out loud. And I do have a slight split personality. But Bry isn’t that different to slime. She just has to pretend to be normal more often.
Fairly obviously, I write Artemis Fowl fanfiction. No prizes for guessing why. I am constantly plagued by half-formed little plot bunnies that are forever trying to worm themselves into a complete story where they can develop into the monstrosities they wish to be. One day they may succeed. You have been warned.
I am notoriously unreliable when it comes to updating (or anything that involves memory, but that’s a different matter) so expect long gaps between chapters. I have several complete-fic ideas lurking in the dusty recesses of my brain but they’re not allowed out until I finish Seven Sins. So don’t expect anything for a while.
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