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| I AM NOT TIM |
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Author has written 33 stories for Victorious, Shake It Up!, Wrestling, and iCarly. Thank You For All Of My Fans, I Didn't Think I'd Get Popular At All. It's Really A Pleasant Suprise Guys! :) FOR INFO ABOUT NEW STORIES AND CHAPTERS, GO TO https://twitter.com/iAmNotTim28 IT'S SLIM SHADY FAN BABY. RANDOM STUFF IF YOU THINK CAPS LOCK IS AWESOME COPY & PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE if you think caps lock and the shift button are overated copy & paste to your profile iF yOu lIkE UpPeR cAsE aNd LoWeR cAsE LEtTeRs CoPy & pAsTe (Aww forget it) to your profile If Italics make your fanfics more interesting copy & paste to your profile If Bold print is fantastic copy & paste to your profile Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile Jesus: Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today 1. Tori 2. Cat 3. Andre 4. Jade 5. Robbie 6. Beck 7. Trina 8. Sikowitz 9. Sinjin 10. Lane 11. Rex 12. Derek 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Beck/Rex? I'm kinda glad I haven't. 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Jade is kinda hot in a scary way. 3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? I doubt Derek would get Sikowitz pregnant. 4) Can you recall any fics about nine? Sinjin? Not many. 5) Would two and six make a good couple? Cat/Beck? I guess. I perfer Cat/Robbie but anything that dosen't effect Tandre is okay with me. 6) Five/nine or five/ten? Why? Robbie/Sinjin over Robbie/Lane because it's less creepy. I guess. 7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out? If Trina walked in on Cat and Derrick making out she would just admire herself in the mirror. 8) Make up a summary for a three/ten fic? Andre/Lane? Okay. Andre is dating Tori. She dumps him for Beck and he is heartbroken. His grades start slipping and he quits the piano club. Lane gets concerned about Andre. After a guidance counsler meeting with Andre he introduces him to his beautiful daughter Stephanie. Andre and Stephanie fall in love and he forgets all about his failed relationship with Tori. THE END. I think I might write a story like that. 9) Is there a such thing as a one/eight fluff? Tori/Sikowitz? A little illegal but it would make an interesting story. 10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort flick. Trina/Derek? "My Savior" 11) Would you consider reading a three/one fic. Would I consider reading a Tandre story? THAT'S MY FREAKING SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12) Is there anything on your favorites list about eleven? Nothing about Rex. 13) Think of a title for a two/four or two/five flick. Jade/Cat "Culture Clash" Robbie/Cat "Half the Victorious stories on fanfiction" 14) If you a song fic about eight, what song would it be? Sikowitz - I Don't Care by Fall Out Boy 15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Beck/Tori/Derrick WARNING: This is my worst story ever. 16) When was the last time you read a fic about five? Robbie? A better question would be when was the last time you read a fic about Robbie WITHOUT Cat. My answer to that would be last month. I read a Rodre slash with a title I cannot remember. 17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) , heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2). Tori and Trina are in a happy relationship untill Sinjin runs of with Trina. Tori, heartbroken, has a hot one night stand with Rex and a brief unhappy affair with Derek, then follows the wise advice of Robbie and finds true love with Cat. 18) Title/warning for the above fic? "Kids, this is why you don't want to smoke crack" WARNING: NO ANDRE, JADE, BECK, SIKOWITZ or LANE. WTF? 19) (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship. Robbie, Jade, Trina, Tori, and Andre are playing Truth or Dare. Robbie asks Trina and Trina says truth. Robbie asks who Trina loves and Trina confessed her true love with Jade. Jade doesn't share the feeling and infact is in a secret relationship with Andre. Trina is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Tori while Andre and Jade run into the sunset together. However Robbie is secretly in love with Tori, and becomes so jealous of Trina who, after the comfort from Tori becomes in a relationship with Tori, and so Robbie decides to murder Trina, but is stopped just in time by police officer Sikowitz(should have been Derrick) and is sent to prison, allowing Tori and Trina to continue their relationship 20) Final question: Title/Warning for the above? WARNING: What's with all the Tori/Trina relationships | |||||||
1. Future Shock » reviewsTandre, Cabbie, Bade. Takes place 13 years in the future. Tori and Andre's relationship is but to the test when they face parent hood. Robbie and Cat are neighbors in love but also in denial. Beck returns after 9 years to win Jade's heart again.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-1-13 - Published: 2-5-12 - Cat V. & Robbie S.2. Community » reviewsBased off of NBC's "Community". The gang never went to Hollywood Arts and they all end up at a Community College and have hilarious adventures and fall in love with each other. Ships: Bade, Bori, Tandre, Cabbie, Rori, Jandre, one-sided Catowitz. The main characters listed will change every chapter as the story goes on.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-26-12 - Published: 11-25-12 - Beck O. & Jade W.3. Hollywood Mystery » reviewsTori, Beck, Jade, Robbie, Andre, and Cat are expelled from Hollywood Arts for a bad deed that they did not commit. They then decide to work together to get put back into H.A., but they discover why they were really expelled. When no one else believes the truth, the six teens have to take matters into their own hands. Parings: Cabbie, Bori, Bade, Tandre, Trandre.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-20-12 - Published: 8-18-12 - Cat V. & Beck O.4. Song Fics and One Shots » reviewsYou send in the ships, song, and if you want to, the plot, i'll write it, and you enjoy it.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-7-125. The Girl Is Mine » reviewsBeck and Andre compete for Tori's love Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney style. A song fic set to Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney's "The Girl Is Mine" From Michael's famous album "Thriller"Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-18-12 - Published: 11-15-10 - Beck O. & André H.6. Without Tori » reviewsThe gang gets mad at Tori and she thinks that their lives would be better without her, can Trina prove her wrong?Victorious - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-5-12 - Published: 8-20-117. 3 in a Million » reviewsShake It Up and Victorious Charecters compete for 3 Million Dollars on a reality show. Alliances, Betrayal, Challenges, Fights, and Love Triangles. The Ships are: Tandre, Bori, Bade, Cabbie, CeCe/Duece, Rocky/Duece, Ty/Tinka.Crossover - Victorious & Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-3-11 - Published: 6-25-118. A Long Week reviewsA project requires the gang to stay with each other's family. Jade, Beck, and Cat are miserable. Andre and Robbie have the time of their lives and Tori uses the projet to her advantage. Tandre, Cabbie, References to Bade, Minor Rade.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-29-11 - André H. & Cat V.9. WWE I Love Money » reviews25 WWE Superstars and Divas go to Cozumel, Mexico to win 250,000 dollars. Love, Heartbreak, Alliances, Betrayal, and Injures. All here on I Love Money.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-29-11 - Published: 1-7-1110. Hollyween reviewsAs Halloween approaches, The guys start to become monsters and it's up to the girls to save them. But it's easier said then done. Tandre, Candre, Bade, Cabbie.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-28-11 - Cat V. & Tori V.11. What She Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Us » reviewsJade and Beck aren't Tori's parents, Andre isn't Tori's boyfriend, and Robbie and Cat aren't married. Everyone knows this, except Tori. Tori has an accident and gains and altered memory, but the gang doesn't tell her. Jade uses Andre to make Beck jealous.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-27-11 - Published: 10-26-11 - Jade W. & Beck O.12. The Perfect Couple » reviewsTakes place 12 years in the future They're 29 Tori Vega and Andre Harris are the perfect couple. Right? After a friend stays with them for a year, she finds out just how perfect they are. Then she makes it her mission to "fix" their marriage.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-25-11 - Published: 5-2-11 - Tori V. & André H.13. Twins » reviewsThe baby simulator project comes to Hollywood Arts. True love, divorce, and lots of baby simulator crying. You'll laugh. Then you'll cry. Then you'll laugh so hard that you start cying. Then you'll get a little bit hungry.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 10-5-11 - Published: 11-8-10 - André H. & Tori V.14. Hollywood Dreams » reviewsAndre's Hollywood life is about to have a crash collision with his pre-Hollywood life. Crushes, fights, sibiling rivalry and more.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,998 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-5-11 - Published: 9-28-10 - André H. & Tori V.15. Funnywood reviewsRobbie, Andre, Tori, Cat, Beck, and Jade have a comedy show on The Slap. Between Trina, Sikowitz, and Sinjin trying to despratley to get on the show and comedy writers trying to hire Andre and Robbie. It doesn't go so well. Several Ships inside.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-6-11 - Robbie S. & André H.16. Robbie's ImprovaGanza reviewsRobbie and the gang are all grown up and have a improv show filmed at MGM Grand. But when high school drama re-surfaces, the line between improv and real feelings becomes blurred. Cabbie, Candre, Tandre, Bade, Bori.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-1117. All in the Family reviewsA dating reality show for Tori and Trina featuring the OC's that were sent in from Casting Call.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-11 - Tori V. & Trina V.18. Boys wil be Boyz reviewsA dating reality show for Andre and Robbie featuring the OC's that were sent in from Casting Call.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-1-11 - André H. & Robbie S.19. Casting Call » reviewsIf you have a Male OC that is attracted to Tori or Trina, and/or a female OC that is attracted to Andre or Robbie, you can sign up for a love competition reality show.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-12-11 - Published: 5-3-1120. Hollywood Football reviewsHollywood Arts gets a football team and cheerleader squad. Success goes to some of the students heads and failure changes ones student's outlook on life. Plus, someones gets a serious injury.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-12-11 - André H. & Robbie S.21. For The Love of Money 2 reviewsThey're back, 23 young adults compete for 250,000 on the second season of America's favorite reality show ironically filmed in Mexico the Victorious charecters and the OC's are back with new OC's and iCarly charecters.Crossover - iCarly & Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-1-1122. For The Love of Money » reviewsTori, Trina, Andre, Beck, Jade, Robbie and Cat are 7 out of 17 people competing for 250,000 dollars on Vh1's newest reality TV show.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,240 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-29-11 - Published: 10-27-10 - Complete23. Homecoming reviewsTori, Andre, Robbie, and Cat are on there way to their aunt Jade's house with their mother, but they have some trouble getting there, mostly because their mother is GONE.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-14-11 - Tori V. & André H.24. Out of the Dust reviewsBased on the book "Out of the Dust". Tori, Robbie, Andre, Jade, Beck, and Cat live in the Dust Bowl 1930-1937 and keep a journal of poems. One poem per chapter Not including the first one .Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-2-11 - Tori V. & Robbie S.25. New Kids on the Block reviewsTori Vega was the new kid. Now Hollywood Arts has 2 more new kids. One gets Tori labeled as a juvinile deliquent and the other falls in love with her sister. How will Tori deal with these New Kids On The Block?Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-27-11 - Tori V. & Trina V.26. East Side Story » reviewsThe popular movie West Side Story with Victorious, Shake It Up, and Original Charecters. Major Rocky/Duece and some Ty/Tori with a little CeCe/Gunther. Rated T for gang violence, charecter death, and mild language.Crossover - Victorious & Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-21-11 - Robbie S. & Deuce M.27. Bark It Up reviewsWhen CeCe and Rocky are reported missing, Duece adopts two stray dogs to fill the void. But why did these dogs show up after CeCe and Rocky went missing? Coincedence? I think not.Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-4-11 - CeCe J. & Rocky B.28. The Fame Game » reviewsTori, Andre, Cat, Beck, and Robbie rise to fame for their musical talents. With Jade as their manager, what could go wrong?Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-22-10 - Published: 10-24-10 - André H. & Tori V.29. Major Embarassment reviewsAndre has a secret that only Beck and Robbie know about. What happens when one of them spills the beans to Jade and she tells the whole school? Major Tandre. Major Bori. Minor Jandre. One shot that can develop into a multi chspter story.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-6-10 - André H. & Tori V.30. Who Is Andre? reviewsTori, Robbie, Cat, Jade, and Beck describe Andre in their own ways. Yet another one of my Andre centric stories.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-5-10 - André H. - Complete31. Tori's Boyfriend vs Robbie's Best Friend reviewsWhat's more important to Andre? Love or Friendship?. Tandre Tori/Andre Romance and Rodre Robbie/Andre Friendship.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-4-10 - André H. - Complete32. A Day In the Life » reviewsExpirience a day of Hollywood Arts as Tori, Andre, Robbie, Beck, Trina, Jade, and Cat. A One shot with 7 Point of ViewsVictorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-23-10 - Beck O. & Robbie S.33. The Bremuda Love Triangle » reviewsTori makes a mistake that pushes a usually calm Andre over the edge.Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-18-10 - Published: 10-17-10 - Tori V. & André H.
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