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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
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Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
Beck/Rex? I'm kinda glad I haven't.
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Jade is kinda hot in a scary way.
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
I doubt Derek would get Sikowitz pregnant.
4) Can you recall any fics about nine?
Sinjin? Not many.
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
Cat/Beck? I guess. I perfer Cat/Robbie but anything that dosen't effect Tandre is okay with me.
6) Five/nine or five/ten? Why?
Robbie/Sinjin over Robbie/Lane because it's less creepy. I guess.
7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?
If Trina walked in on Cat and Derrick making out she would just admire herself in the mirror.
8) Make up a summary for a three/ten fic?
Andre is dating Tori. She dumps him for Beck and he is heartbroken. His grades start slipping and he quits the piano club. Lane gets concerned about Andre. After a guidance counsler meeting with Andre he introduces him to his beautiful daughter Stephanie. Andre and Stephanie fall in love and he forgets all about his failed relationship with Tori. THE END. I think I might write a story like that.
9) Is there a such thing as a one/eight fluff?
Tori/Sikowitz? A little illegal but it would make an interesting story.
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort flick.
Trina/Derek? "My Savior"
11) Would you consider reading a three/one fic.
Would I consider reading a Tandre story? THAT'S MY FREAKING SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12) Is there anything on your favorites list about eleven?
Nothing about Rex.
13) Think of a title for a two/four or two/five flick.
Jade/Cat "Culture Clash" Robbie/Cat "Half the Victorious stories on fanfiction"
14) If you a song fic about eight, what song would it be?
Sikowitz - I Don't Care by Fall Out Boy
15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Beck/Tori/Derrick WARNING: This is my worst story ever.
16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Robbie? A better question would be when was the last time you read a fic about Robbie WITHOUT Cat. My answer to that would be last month. I read a Rodre slash with a title I cannot remember.
17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) , heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).
Tori and Trina are in a happy relationship untill Sinjin runs of with Trina. Tori, heartbroken, has a hot one night stand with Rex and a brief unhappy affair with Derek, then follows the wise advice of Robbie and finds true love with Cat.
18) Title/warning for the above fic?
"Kids, this is why you don't want to smoke crack"
WARNING: NO ANDRE, JADE, BECK, SIKOWITZ or LANE. WTF?
19) (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.
Robbie, Jade, Trina, Tori, and Andre are playing Truth or Dare. Robbie asks Trina and Trina says truth. Robbie asks who Trina loves and Trina confessed her true love with Jade. Jade doesn't share the feeling and infact is in a secret relationship with Andre. Trina is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Tori while Andre and Jade run into the sunset together. However Robbie is secretly in love with Tori, and becomes so jealous of Trina who, after the comfort from Tori becomes in a relationship with Tori, and so Robbie decides to murder Trina, but is stopped just in time by police officer Sikowitz(should have been Derrick) and is sent to prison, allowing Tori and Trina to continue their relationship
20) Final question: Title/Warning for the above?
WARNING: What's with all the Tori/Trina relationships
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