~Beyond the horizon of the place we lived when we were young

In a world of magnets and miracles

Our thoughts strayed constantly and without boundary~

-Pink Floyd, High Hopes

~Moderator of LawlClan~

Veni, Vidi, Vici

~I came, I saw, I conquered

More like, I came, I read, I flamed you for being a troll~

-NancyDrewSMARTICUS

GREETINGS>>

Hello, fellow FanFictioners! I’m Coqui, or more formally known as Coqui’s Song.

Don't know what a coqui is? It's a Puerto Rican tree frog. It's about an inch long. Both genders sing, and it sounds like "Koh-key" so Puerto Rico called it coqui. It's the national animal of Puerto Rico.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR>>

About me? Well, the first thing I'll state is that I am a female. Obviously, I'm Puerto Rican. I love reading and writing. I love History. Especially World History. Yes, I’m a nerd; don’t judge me. P:

Music is my life. Or perhaps more specifically, Pink Floyd is my life. (And OH MY GOSH I WENT TO A ROGER WATERS CONCERT. I SAW THE WALL. :DDDD)

I'm also a huge Astrology Geek. I am a crazy Gemini. I’m a Grammar Nazi. My favorite color is blue. I love animals, especially cats. I have a pet purebred Siamese (although, his purebred blood means next to nothing to me) named Tito. He’s my absolute best friend and sometimes the only one who can get me to smile. That is, other than my wonderful friends, family, and LawlClan (which happens to be both).

I'm a tilde abuser. I love my tildes~ :3

I’m a confirmed Roman Catholic. How about that new Pope, eh? :D

I would love to travel around the world, my destinations being Italy, Spain, England, Australia, and Brazil.

Also, I belong to Forgotten Findings. Don't believe me? PROOF: http://i49.tinypic.com/oje62s.png. She owns me. So like. Beware. A fight with me is a fight with her. Even though we fight all the time. Whatever.

Want to know more about me?

Lolstalker. But seriously, I'm friendly and I like making friends, so go ahead and PM me.

~So you think you can tell

Heaven from Hell?

Blue skies from pain~?

-Pink Floyd, Wish You Were Here

MY INTERNET FAMILY>>

Sisters

Goldie Veni, Elise Illi Fayy Dragon Owlie Middy Crane Kat , Prea , Frosty, Jay

Parents

Ten- Daddy

Mars-Mumsy

~My sole intention is learning to fly

Condition grounded, but determined to try~

-Pink Floyd, Learning to Fly

MY FANDOMS>>

I write for these, or I read FFs for these:

Warriors

Percy Jackson and the Olympians and The Heroes of Olympus

The Silverwing Trilogy

Maximum Ride

The Hunger Games

~Black and blue

And who knows which is which

And who is who~?

-Pink Floyd, Us and Them

REVIEWING>>

You Reviewing Me

My expectations for reviewing haven't changed, but I'm a bit less desperate now. Still, I would very much appreciate it if you would review my fics. I like CC. I like praise. Flames are totally welcome.

Me Reviewing You

Constructive Criticism

I remember those days, those days which I was afraid of giving ConCrit in fear of being accused of hypocrisy. I'm not afraid anymore; in fact, if I like something, but the story has typos or the flow is a bit choppy, I'll say so. If there isn't enough description for my liking, I'll say so. If there are grammar or spelling issues, I'll point them out.

Want some CC? Just PM me and ask; I won't bite. I'll scream and yell, but I won't bite. XD (I may be slow giving ConCrit, because I'm lazy and/or busy.)

Also: I no longer review anonymously. I used to, but now I'm always signed in.

Private Messaging

I love PMs. If I CC your story, I would love the PM saying, "Thank you for your time. I appreciate your help. Could you give me some more tips so I could improve more?"

If you PM me saying something like this: "OMG, Y DID U FLAME ME!!!1!!!11 I'M A GREAT RITER!1!!!!1 U SUCK!!!"

I'll laugh. I'm CCing, not flaming. So your story isn't perfect. Deal with it. I'm not a perfect writer. My dialogue is horrible. I'm repetitive in my writing. The difference is I know my faults and welcome constructive criticism, while you reject every offer for help, think there can never be anything wrong with your story.

~And then one day you find

Ten years have got behind you

No one told you when to run

You missed the starting gun~

-Pink Floyd, Time

"Parting your soup isn't a miracle, Bruce, it's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs and still finds time to take her kid to soccer practice- that's a miracle. A teenager who says no to drugs and yes to an education- that's a miracle. People want Me to do everything for them. But what they don't realize is they have the power. Want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle."

-God to Bruce; Bruce Almighty

MY LITTLE RELIGIOUS COPY-PASTE>>

I don’t mean to shove my religion down your throat, not at all. Those people irritate me, too. However, I have this on my profile for the sole reason that I think it’s touching and adorable. If you don’t want to, you don’t have to copy-paste it.

Dear Friend,

I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I
saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want
Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and
whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on
loving you.

As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled
moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have.
You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.

The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But
you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became
cloudy and My tears were the rain.

I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of
the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout
the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in
the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for
you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshine and perfume the air with
nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than
any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.

My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just
that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I
love you.

Your Friend,

Jesus

~When I was a child,

I caught a fleeting glimpse

Out of the corner of my eye

I turned to look, but it was gone

I cannot put my finger on it now,

The child is grown,

The dream is gone~

-Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb

ABOUT MY HOME AWAY FROM HOME>>

LawlClan. My home away from home. Our objective? To make the Warriors fandom healthy again at all costs.

We are hated. We know this. We don't care. We, all of us, as Fanfiction authors, need to do something to help the fandom, and LawlClan is doing it.

But. LawlClan is more than ConCritting and reporting stories. We’re friends. We’re family. We’re friendly, fun, fantastic people. I love them and trust them completely. Come on in. Really, we're not all that bad. I mean, chances are, you're on my profile 'cause you like me. And if you don't like me, then why not? Because I report stories that are against the rules of the site, which you agreed to follow before posting? Is that the only reason? 'Cause that's a pretty idiotic reason to hate me.

~Frogsong, deputy of LawlClan

Thanks for visiting my profile. Now if you could, my stories are right down there. Just scroll a little more, you can do it… :3

~Coqui's Song