Hello people! This is Poison1234 in the house!

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Favorite Games/Shows/Books: Mass Effect Series, Kuroshitsuji, Maximum Ride, DN Angel, Warrior Cats, Teen Titans, Avatar the Last Airbender, Heavy Rain, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Rise of the Guardians

Favorite pairings:

Thunder/Argent(Teen Titans):This pairing is adorable!I support it and hope that all stories with this pairing comes to a happy ending.

Jinx/Kid Flash(Teen Titans):Even though I think Kid Flash has a huge ego,I think Jinx deserves some love.

Seemore/Jinx(Teen Titans):Adorable and very interesting.Seemore always had a crush on Jinx,and I think he needs a happy ending too.Jinx needs a sweet guy like Seemore in some of the hardest times and Kid Flash just doesn't fit the role at times like this.

Kyd Wykkyd/Seemore(Teen Titans):hey,I did say that I liked yaois.This pairing i enjoy even if it's just a friend sort of relationship.If it is a guy love thing then I believe that it's so cute.

Lightning/Thunder(Teen Titans):Brotherly thing.Lightning is my favourite guy titan and Thunder is his brother so what the heck! And in one of my favourite fanfics, Jinx said it was incest when she was commenting on Lightning and Thunder's relationship.

Lightning/kole(Teen Titans):Another adorable one.not one of my favourites because I want Lightning for myself...Oops!Did I say that outloud?!I mean it's a cool pairing...(stupid Kole...)

Aqualad/Raven(Teen Titans): It's just so cute!

Aqualad/Terra(Teen Titans): Again, so cute!

Kanon/Jessica(Umineko):So cute! It's cute that Kanon doesn't notice Jessica's feelings for him. I think it's cruel that in every game, they are taken away from eachother.

Archie/Teresa(Class of the Titans):I think that authors should try this pairing because its sweet how they show that they care for eachother as friends and I think it should be taken one step further.Besides, I never liked the Jay/Teresa and Archie/Atlanta pairings.

Satoshi/Risa(DN Angel):This pairing I find kind of sappy because it's obvious that Satoshi likes Risa but Risa is too dense to notice.Sometimes I think that Risa just doesn't deserve Satoshi at all.

Dark/Krad(DN Angel):Not a bad pairing but it's not the worse. It's like opposites attract and a love/hate relationship all t the same time.

Daisuke/Satoshi(DN Angel):My favorite yoai pairing because the way the authors write this pairing make it so sweet and romantic.There isn't anything I hate about this adorable pairing.

Satoshi/Riku(DN Angel):...I just like this pairing.:)

Draco/Hermione(Harry Potter):It's an opposites attract relationship, ya know?Slytherin/Griffindor, Pure-blood/Mudblood, Stuckuparse/Knowitallbookworm.Ya get my drift?

Blaise/Luna(Harry Potter):I have no idea why I like this pairing. It's just cute and i can't help but "awwww" at it.

Ronald/William(Kuroshitsuji):I just like this pairing. I mean, Ronald is a lady's man, partier, and flirt while William is a boss that has a stick shoved up his ass... Whoops did I say that out loud? But I personally like both of these characters with girls, even though this pairing is really cute.:)

Death the Kid/Maka Albarn(Soul Eater):They just look ssooo cute together!

Death the Kid/Female Crona(Soul Eater):Adorable, just adorable.:)

Shepard(F)/Thane Krios(Mass Effect):I love this pairing! Thane and Shepard make such a cute couple! :)

Shepard(F)/Kolyat Krios(Mass Effect):It is not what is seems! I just think that if Shepard was younger, they would be cute together! But I still find it cute!

Shepard(F)/Javik(Mass Effect):... An old prothean that just so happens to be really hot too. I love it!

Shepard(F)/Mordin Solus(Mass Effect): Yeah, the ultra cute salarian scientist finally found his way onto my favorite pairings list.

Shepard(M)/Tali'Zorah vas Neema(Mass Effect): I don't know why I like this pairing... Maybe it's because Tali is really cute. :)

Tali'Zorah vas Neema/Legion(Mass Effect): Opposites attract. I think I went over this already? Geth/Quarian, Synthetic/Organic.

Tali'Zorah vas Neema/Kal'Reegar(Mass Effect): I don't know why I like this pairing. I just think it's cute. :)

Shepard(F)/Garrus Vakarian(Mass Effect): It's just cute, okay? :)

Mahariel(F)/Tamlen(Dragon Age Origins): I fell in love with Tamlen the minute I first saw him. Gotta love his accent too. :D

Mahariel(F)/Zevran Arainai(Dragon Age Origins): Bioware has been known to create awesome storylines, amazing characters, and hot assassins with sexy accents (This refers to Thane too ;D). Also, he has the most funniest lines: "Hmm... When was the last time I put my hand in a small dark hole? Ah, yes, a long story that." XD

Mahariel(M)/Zevran Arainai(Dragon Age Origins): Yes. :D I ship it SO HARD. XD

Surana(M)/Morrigan(Dragon Age Origins): This was a pairing that I personally favor above most others. An elven mage, falling for the dark, mystical Witch of the Wilds, a woman that he never would have thought existed. :D This was the first pairing that I actually had the motivation to try my hardest with.

Cousland(F)/Nathaniel Howe(Dragon Age Origins: Awakening): Hell yes. UGH!! WHY DIDN'T BIOWARE MAKE HIM ROMANCEABLE?!?!

Hawke(F)/Fenris(Dragon Age 2): I just find this pairing hot. :)

Athenril/Bethany(Dragon Age 2): I found only ONE story so far with this pairing, and I gotta say; I ship it. :D

Jack Frost/Tooth(Rise of the Guardians): The movie basically implied something. But I still find it cute either way. :)

Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer

Poison1234_KW

Mostly plays as: Salarian/Quarian(Female)/Geth/Human(Female)/Quarian(Male: He's AMAZING!!!) Engineer, Human(Female)/Quarian(Female)/N7 Shadow/ Asari Huntress Infiltrator, N7 Slayer/Drell/Asari Vanguard, Drell/ Collector Adept, Batarian/ N7 Paladin Sentinel, Vorcha/N7 Destroyer

I also used to play as the Vorcha engineer, however, him, along with my volus engineer, my volus adept, turian ghost, and my cabal (turian vanguard) got glitched. Maxed out points anyone?

Weird Thing

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are. The olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset of the wrod can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!

If you could read that, put it on your profile.

Truelight(DN Angel English Lyrics)

Darkness of white, you can,through the sadness take your flight.

And become the wings that pierce the veil, spreading strong and true tonight!

Brought into the light at last, by the cold exposing sun.

I was granted, freedom tamed, to become the chosen one.

Through the mirror, night refected, miraclous to see.

My Soul threw away the mask that hides the deeper me!

Breaking the dark of night, piercing through the painted white.

Cut it all the way, from yesterday, t'ill a new era's in sight!

Unlock the heart within, let it spread its wings and soar!

Rising up in flight, through the night of white, and fly on forever more!

Teen Titans Intro(full)

When there's trouble you know who to call,TEEN TITANS!

From their tower they can see it all,TEEN TITANS!

When there's evil on the attack, you can risk knowing they got your back.

When the world needs heroes on patrol!

TEEN TITANS, GO!!

With their super powers, they unite,TEEN TITANS!

Never met a villain that they liked,TEEN TITANS!

They've got the bad guys on the run, they'll never stop t'ill the job is done.

Cause when the world is losing all control!

TEEN TITANS,GO!!

TEEN TITANS, GO!!

If your heart is black, you better watch out.

You cannot escape the team.

When they catch you there won't be any doubt.

You've been beaten by the teen...

Beaten by the teen...

T-E-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S, Teen Titans, let's GO!

T-E-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S,Teen Titans, let's GO!

T-E-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S,Teen Titans, let's GO!

T-E-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S,Teen Titans, let's GO!

When there's trouble you know who to call,TEEN TITANS!

From their tower they can see it all,TEEN TITANS!

When there's evil on the attack, you can risk knowing they got your back.

Cause when the world needs heroes on patrol.

TEEN TITANS, GO!!

TEEN TITANS, GO!!

1,2,3,4, GO!!(TEEN TITANS!)

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT:About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his momand went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name-you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out, he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found that he had gone to sleep after he had read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight.

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

I am a very superstious person. Better not chance it. Post it onto you profile, just to be safe.

Favorite Characters

I have a lot of favorite characters, and I'll be posting them as I start watching and reading more Fanfiction material!

Teen Titans

Kyd Wykkyd- Yes, I love the Batman lookalike. Deal.

Jinx-The bad girl gone good. To be honest, I don't think I can hate Jinx, even after she joined the good side.

Angel-Pretty girl with golden eyes, that's why I like Angel. 'Cause I'm jealous of her.

Aqualad-The hot Atlantian prince. Who wouldn't like him?

Lightning- A cute guy with an accent and neat hairstyle. COOL.

Death Note

Reiji Namikawa- The hot guy with long, girly hair. Absolutely HOT.

Shingo Mido- Another HOT guy. So cute!

Soul Eater

Harvar D. Eclair- He's so cute! Love at first sight! Kya!

Ox Ford- The things that happen to him are hilarious! "Do you really think that you can defeat the Royal Thunder Commander? *Gets punched in the face and starts flopping around like a fish*" Once again, hilarious.:)

Death the Kid- I love his O.C.D. reactions. And, he's really cute too.:)

Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji

Ronald Knox- A really cute teen.*Sighs dreamily*

William T. Spears-A hot boss who hates overtime. My friend says that between Grell and William, I'm most like William.

Grell Sutcliff- Who can't love this guy? I love Grell's hair and I see "her" as a girl. Go Grell!

Mass Effect

Mordin Solus- The Scientist Salarian. He is SOOO cute! I love how he sings too! Kya!

Thane Krios- The Drell Assassin. He is, as Kelly puts it, sexy. What can I say?

Kolyat Krios- The son of the Drell Assassin. He is really cute, I love his character. :)

Javik- The Vengeful Ancient. I, personally, think that he's hot. That's just me though. And, he's a Prothean! DLC only!

Padok Wiks- In ME3, this salarian replaces Mordin if he died on the Suicide Mission. I love his dialogue! :) But, he'll never beat Mordin.

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy nar Rayya- She is a very well thought out character. :)

Heavy Rain

Norman Jayden- I love his character. :)

Dragon Age Origins

Tamlen- I love him. :) He's really handsome and he has a hot accent. When I played as a dalish elf, I 'romanced' (since he's not technically a romancable character) him. Awesome. :)

Zevran Arainai- What can I say? ;)

Nathaniel Howe- Well, technically he's an Awakening character but... I love him. :D

Dragon Age 2

Fenris- :D ... There's really nothing else I can say about Fenris.

Orsino- No, I don't freaking care that he's old. Orsino is HOT (Or maybe that's my elf fettish talking). But *Spoiler Alert!* when he turned into that Harvester, I nearly cried because I didn't want to kill him. God dangit Orsino! :(

Rise of the Guardians

Jack Frost- Of course. :D

Bunnymund- Well, he has an accent. *Whistles innocently*

Lord of the Rings

Legolas- ... Kya! :D I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!! :D

Haldir- OMG!!! *Swoon* I don't know who I love better: Legolas, or Haldir!

Lord Elrond- *Squeal* What is with LOTR elves being so HOT?!? :D

List of Original Characters

Heart Clan

The Heart Clan members are the first ever O.C's I ever created. The characters all went through many modifications, mainly what their appearances were. I based them on the Seven Deadly Sins, Andromeda being pride, Yue being envy, Erida being wrath, Angelica being sloth, Arruna being gluttony, and Kayla being lust. I also based them on the Vocaloid song Alice of Human Sacrifice, the final verse sung by the Kagamine twins (The Fourth Alice). They are all rather curious people.

Andromeda Richardson: Age 17 1/2. Human. Love interest: Kyd Wykkyd (Teen Titans)

Yue Dona:Age 15. Human. Love interest: Jinx (Star Wars the Clone Wars)

Erida Johnson:Age 14 1/2.Human. Love interest: Longshot (Avatar the Last Airbender)

Angelica Nightinggale:Age 14. Grim Reaper. Love interest: Ronald Knox (Black Butler)

Juliet Secura:Age 13.Human. Love interest: Spike Secura (O.C)

Spike Secura:Age 13.Human. Love interest: Juliet Secura (O.C)

Arruna Cinn/Wolf:Age 12.Human/Wolf. Love interest: Crane (Kung Fu Panda)

Kayla Green:Age 9.Human. Love interest: None.

Spade Clan

The Spade Clan members the next after the Heart Clan. Unlike the previous group, they didn't go under many changes. Each character that these O.C's were based on are all purely fictional. I based Deneave off of Grelle Sutcliff from Kuroshitsuji. I had been thinking of naming one of my characters "Doll" and I wanted her to have a similar concept to match the name. I wanted Wave to be different from her two older siblings, so I gave her bland light blue hair instead of Angelica's golden blonde and Deneave's bright red. These are just a few examples. Like the previous group, I based this group off of the Vocaloid song, Alice of Human Sacrifice (The First Alice). They are all very... well, messy, when they're mad.

Deneave Nightinggale:Age 15.Grim Reaper. Love interest: None.

Doll:Age 14.Human. Love interest: None.

Wave Nightinggale:Age 13.Grim Reaper. Love interest: Harver D. Eclair (Soul Eater)

Maple:Age 12.Human. Love interest: None.

Jack Prince:Age 11 1/2.Human. Love interest: None.

Caller Arc:Age 11.Human. Love interest: Joan Arc (O.C)

Joan Arc:Age 11.Human. Love interest: Caller Arc (O.C)

Diamond Clan

I never really thought of the Diamond Clan's members that much after I created them. However, I have given them actual drawings, though not very well. I had no ideas for them so I just went where my pencil went. Like Spade Clan, Diamond is not written about as much, however, I have decided to have them mentioned or appear in my large story plot. I still haven't thought about it entirely. This clan was also based on the Vocaloid song Alice of Human Sacrifice (The Second Alice). I always had them be good with words, the gift of the silver tongue, you know?

Dazzle Johnson:Age 16.Human. Love interest: None.

Carmen Nathanial:Age 15.Human. Love interest: None.

Ariana Prideaux:Age 13.Human. Love interest: None.

Blaze Prideaux:Age 12.Human. Love interest: None.

Demmie Treat:Age 10 1/2.Human. Love interest: None.

Core:Age 10.Human. Love interest: None.

Mike:Age 10.Human. Love interest: None.

Club Clan

Next, we have the Club Clan members. The Club Clan is mainly based on little children that are all in a club. The first character listed, Devon, was named after my cousin. I had an interesting time with these guys, mainly because I draw teenagers and not little children. Devon was also based on Elizabeth from Kuroshitsuji, she has ringlets! I wanted Club Clan to be cute and childish however, also rather sadistic. These guys were based on the Third Alice in Alice of Human Sacrifice, a Vocaloid song.

Devon Johnson:Age 8.Human. Love interest: Tiana Nathanial (O.C)

Tiana Nathanial:Age 7 1/2.Human. Love interest: Devon Johnson (O.C)

Angelina Dona:Age 7.Human. Love interest: None.

Mila Trick:Age 6 3/4.Human. Love interest: None.

Zack Trick:Age 6 1/2.Human. Love interest: None.

Maria Treat:Age 6.Human. Love interest: None.

Tom Johnson:Age 5.Human. Love interest: None.

Rose

Rose is one of four mercenary groups that I created. Thorn and Alexis are the ring leaders of this group, mainly specializing in information and infiltration, I & I for short. I only wanted two characters to represent each merc band, mainly because I have enough characters as it is. It took me at least three days to finish Thorn's curly haired updo. I think that she might be one of the most cutest of all my O.C's.

Thorn Santer:Age 16.Human. Love interest: None.

Alexis Santer: Age 14. Human. Love interest: None.

Universal Media

The Universal Media group is mainly consisted of aliens and other things. This is my latest group of O.C's mainly because of my current addiction to the Mass Effect game franchise. However, Akane and Chikako are alter ego versions of myself. There are a lot of differences though. For example, Akane has shorter hair then myself while Chikako has way longer hair. Other then that, were all pretty similar. Vanik is based on what I look for in a guy. Tazzon shares this aspect as well. These two were based on my love of Mordin Solus and Thane Krios from Mass Effect. Actius was based on my mom, which is a very weird analogy. In a way, every O.C in this area pertains to me and my life outside of Fanfiction.net.

Akane Sakanoue: Age 18.Human. Love interest: Shirako Takamoto (Hotwheels Accelerators)

Chikako Seido: Age 15.Human. Love interest: Vanik Ozzik (O.C)

Vanik Ozzik: Age 10.Salarian. Love interest: Chikako Seido (O.C)

Actius Vanen: Age 26.Turian. Love interest: None.

Alk'Harren nar Rayya: Age 15.Quarian. Love interest: None.

Dalia T'basa: Age 96.Asari. Love interest: None.

Urdnot Felik: Age 508.Krogan. Love interest: None.

Tazzon Ratorch: Age 23.Drell. Love interest:

Arietta: Age Unknown. Anthro (Cat). Love interest: Kolyat Krios (Mass Effect)

Monica Allens: Age 26. Human. Love interest: None.

Lieath Criton: Age 34. Drell. Love interest: Jai'Izami nar Mindoir (O.C)

Gorith: Age 752. Krogan. Love interest: None.

Keithet: Age 8. Vorcha. Love interest: None.

Jai'Izami nar Mindoir: Age 17. Quarian. Love interest: Lieath Criton (O.C)

Go Leor: No age available. Geth. Love interest: None.

Xiat Ziafus: Age 29. Turian. Love interest: Driaisis Naeticon (O.C)

Driaisis Naeticon: Age 24. Batarian. Love interest: Xiat Ziafus (O.C)

Corilus Evides: Age 16. Salarian. Love interest: Usia T'Dracus (O.C)

Tel'Acinal nar Demeter: Age 18. Quarian. Love interest: None.

Kevin Wang: Age 35. Project Phoenix Human. Love interest: None.

Usia T'Dracus: Age 173. Asari. Love interest: Corilus Evides (O.C)

Guardians of the East Wall

The Guardians of the East Wall are one of the smaller branches that are part of the Universal Media group. This group consists of several beings that protect the East Wall of Wonderland. They are mostly specialists in ranged attacks, always pinning their enemies with arrows, sniper fire, or grenades that are lobed over the wall. These people are just other randoms that came to mind AFTER I created "Hold The Line!".

TS (Test Subject) Delta: Age 29. Turian/Drell hybrid (Blame Cerberus and their experiments). Love interest: Elizabeth Shepard (Mass Effect)

Pink: Age 13. Human/Avian hybrid (Bird wings). Love interest: None.

Christian Hopper: Age 8. Human. Love interest: None.

Christina Hopper: Age 8. Human. Love interest: None.

Lil' Kim: Age 17. Human. Love interest: None.

Guardians of the West Wall

The Guardians of the West Wall are one of the smaller branches of the Universal Media group. Unlike their East counterparts, they do not rely on combat techniques to protect their side of Wonderland, instead favoring computers and traps (exceptions being Cheat and Deft, both distracting the enemy and leading them to a trap). These O.C's were created AFTER I created "Hold The Line!".

Qwilia'Illnoza nar Ullnay: Age 20. Quarian. Love interest: Violet Lee (O.C)

Violet Lee: Age 24. Human. Love interest: Qwilia'Illnoza nar Ullnay (O.C)

Eilome Koristian: Age 30. Turian. Love interest: None.

Twono Michiga: Age 23. Salarian. Love interest: Sesni Ritalo (O.C)

Sesni Ritalo: Age 21. Drell. Love interest: Twono Michiga (O.C)

Cheat Mahariel, The Underworld Thief of Lucifer: Age 27. Elf. Love interest: None.

Deft Halcoft, The Underworld Thief of Satan: Age 26. Human. Love interest: None.

Guardians of the South Gate

The Guardians of the South Gate are yet another one of the smaller branches of the Universal Media Group. Unlike East and West, they dabble in the arts of magic. They like hand-to-hand combat, as well as spells and enchantment. These O.C's were created when I started playing Dragon Age 2.

Mya Mahariel: Age 27. Elf. Love interest: Tamlen (Dragon Age: Origins)

Nicole Saitivia: Age 28. Human/Elf Hybrid (Father was an elf, mother was a human). Love interest: Fenris (Dragon Age 2)

Rolan Saitivia: Age 35. Elf (Father was also Nicole's father, mother died giving birth to him). Love interest: Orsino (Dragon Age 2)

Team Echo

Team Echo is one of the smaller groups within Universal Media. These guys are mostly artsy and have multiple abilities from their own dimensions. Note: This is the only group where I will post where the members are from, as well as some back history. In addition, these are the only characters of mine who are trap singers. Don't know what a trap singer is? Look up Valshe, or Piko and Sekihan.

Vitso Ozzik

History: Vitso Ozzik was born on Sur'Kesh as the 4th son of Ventu and Taitsu Ozzik. One of Vanik's older brothers. Joined the mercenary band, Eclipse, once he left his homeworld.

Class: Eclipse Soldier

Abilities: Proximity Mine, Concussive Shot, Carnage

Weapons: Assault rifles, SMGs

Movement: Combat leap

Attack: Dual omni-blades

Musical Instrument: Trumpet

Dakler Uthenara

History: Dakler Uthnara was born on Naboo. Once his Force sensitivity manifested, he was taken to the Jedi Temple at the age of 6. Was killed by Lord Vader, protecting the Younglings within the Council Chambers as of Order 66.

Class: Jedi Padawan

Abilities: Force Push, Slam (In which he uses his momentum to slam an opponent into the ground), Force Pull

Weapons: Lightsaber

Movement: Acrobatics (Flips from side to side, rolls backwards and forwards)

Attack: Lightsaber

Musical Instrument: Clarinet

Alim Surana

History: Alim Surana was born in the Denerim Alienage. Once is magical abilities manifested, he was taken to the Circle of Magi at the age of 5. After slaying the arch demon, and surviving, he went on a desperate search for his love, Morrigan.

Class: Primal Mage

Abilities (Most used): Shock, Cone of Cold, Winter's Grasp, Fireball, Tempest, Blizzard, Inferno

Weapons: Magic staff

Movement: Dodging

Attack: Spells

Musical Instrument: Flute

Kridan Mahariel

History: Kridan Mahariel was born amongst the Dalish elves. Skilled in picking locks and has a silver tongue, his life changed when his sister, Mya, and his best friend, Tamlen, encountered the Eluvian. As the Darkspawn Taint killed his sister, and Tamlen nowhere to be found, he left his tribe out of grief, much like his mother before him. In turn, he learned to art of summoning animals, and unknowingly made his way to Ostagar, where he encountered the Warden.

Class: Ranger

Abilities (Most used): Dirty Fighting, Below the Belt, Deft Hands, Stealth, Riposte, Dual Weapon Sweep, Summoning Wolf

Weapons: Duncan's Dagger, Maric's Blade, The Sorrows of Arlathan

Movement: Dodging

Attack: Dual Weapons, Archery

Musical Instrument: Trombone

Mlath'Lar Nox

History: Mlath'Lar was born on Ryloth before being sold into slavery. However, his masters noticed his Force sensitivity, and shipped him to Korriban to begin his Sith training. After being betrayed by Darth Thanaton, he worked hard and binded 4 spirits to his person.

Class: Sith Assassin

Abilities: Electrocute, Shock, Force Lightning, Saber Strike

Weapons: Double Bladed Lightsaber

Movement: Dodging

Attack: Lightsaber, Force Lightning

Musical Instrument: Saxophone

Qun'Mazal

History: Qun'Mazal was born on the Omega space station in the Terminus Systems. However, after an unexpected eezo accident, his mother was killed and he gained the ability to use biotics. He traveled back to his mother's home, the Flotilla, and was welcomed with open arms. However, after killing one of the ships' captains for almost sending the quarian people to their deaths, he was sent into exile.

Class: Quarian Defect

Abilities: Throw, Annihilation Field, Snap Freeze

Weapons: Heavy Pistols, SMGs

Movement: Acrobatics (Flips from side to side, as well as front flips and/or backflips)

Attack: Biotics, Tech, Martial Arts

Musical Instrument: Snare Drum

Melody

History: Melody was born in the warm, sunny area of Vitinia, Rome. However, after being sold to scientists under the employ of Professor Chang, she became an experiment to test how well mixing Xenothium with an unknown icy substance would turn a normal human into a super. After escaping from Professor Chang's laboratory, she met the other founding members of the Teen Titans when Starfire crash landed on Earth.

Class: Teen Titan Arcanian

Abilities: Can manipulate ice, (Winter's Grasp, Cone of Cold, Blizzard) has some telekinetic ability (Force Field), can calm/encourage people when she sings

Weapons: None

Movement: Acrobatics (Flips from side to side, as well as front flips and/or backflips)

Attack: Powers, some martial arts (kicks and punches)

Musical Instrument: Violin

Erin

History: Erin was born in the city of Charlotte Town. However, her more or less normal life changed after she is attacked by large cyclopes. She was later saved by Hermes and his flying griffons, meeting both Odie and Theresa on their backs. As such, she was taken back to the city of New Olympia to save the world from Cronus.

Class:Erinyes Descendent

Abilities:Martial arts, dance, persuasion (Able to convince/persuade just about everyone)

Weapons:Improvises with various items that may be lying around (Though she prefers staves)

Movement:Dodging

Attack:Martial arts, improvised weapon

Musical Instrument:Piano

Dragon Age: Origins Characters

Alim Surana: Primal Mage/Arcane Warrior/Shapeshifter

Kridan Mahariel: Bard/Ranger/Power of Blood

Sereda Aeducan:(Undecided)

Favorite Quotes/Best Lines from Mass Effect

Garrus and his Calibrations, ME2 and ME3

Garrus: Can it wait for a minute? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Primarch Victus: Garrus said that he had to attend to the Normandy's weapon's systems. Something about calibrations.

Garrus: Good to have you back. Now, if you wouldn't believe it, this damn gun still needs calibrating.

Joker: There's a whole lot of crap out there that might need a bullet between the eyes. Plus, we might need something calibrated.

Garrus: Calibrating a giant gun is a vacation.

Salarian Liver, ME3

Wrex: I prefer my salarian liver served raw.*Laughs*

Javik: He is correct. It was a... delicacy in our cycle.

A Thresher Maw's diet, ME3

Mordin: Thresher maw getting closer!

Wrex: Tell me something I don't know!

Mordin: ... Metal in truck excellent iron supplement for maw's diet!

Windows are Structural Weaknesses, ME2 and ME3

Joker: You know it's just our heat emissions that are hidden, right? They could look out a window and see us coming.

Legion: Windows are structural weakness. Geth do not use them. Approach the hull at these coordinates. Access achieved, we may proceed.

Joker: Oh yeah, we're fine until they, you know, look out a window.

Shepard: Geth don't use windows, remember? Structural weakness.

Joker: Like the geth are just sitting there saying, "Those organics would never try the no-windows thing twice!"

You Big Stupid Jellyfish, ME1 and ME3

Turian Police Officer: Why can't it act in an orderly and lawful manner?

Shepard: Because it's a big stupid jellyfish!

Shepard: You big stupid jellyfish!

Kasumi: You know, I support religious freedom for all species. But that's just crazy.

Krogan Puberty, ME2

Wrex: He's becoming a full adult.

Tali: Wait, so this is a Pilgrimage?

Legion: A maturation ritual.

Jack: Puberty? Grunt's growing up?

Zaeed: These things go through puberty?

Garrus: Adolescence? Can't we just take him to Omega and buy him a few dances?

Mordin: Ah, puberty ritual. Common amongst species with hormone driven reproductive urges.

Wrex: I don't care what aliens call it.

Grunt's Enemies, ME2

Grunt: I've got a list of enemies now. They all bring me joy when I picture cutting and crushing them. Like this one, a salarian with the things on his head ripped apart. I bet that took a generation of revenge. What is that, a few weeks for them?

Vents, ME3

Tali: Ah, vents, always the vents.

Shepard: You did fine at the Collector base.

Tali: I got set on fire!

Javik's Simple Rule, ME3

Javik: I have a simple rule; if a machine can speak, kill it.

Wrex's Rite, ME2

Wrex: Nobody's killed a maw since my turn in the Rite. Next you'll tell me that he's a clint and craps dark matter.

Throw the Machine Out the Airlock Commander, ME3

Shepard: At this point, I don't have a lot of options.

Javik: You do; throw it out the airlock.

Javik: Throw the machine out the airlock, Commander.

Javik: Why have you not thrown the Legion machine out the airlock, Commander? There is still time.

Sparks, ME3

James: Nice to meet ya, Sparks.

Tali: Sparks?

James: Yeah, you got lights in your... and you're kinda small and jumpy... It just came out.

Birth Trauma, ME2

Shepard: So you can remember everything that happened in your life?

Thane: Nearly. I expect that if we were to ever remember the birth trauma, we would never recover from it.

A Scientist Salarian, ME2 and ME3

Mordin: I am the very model of a scientist salarian. I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian. I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tatology). My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a scientist salarian.

Mordin: Asari/vorcha offspring have an allergy to dairy and.. dadadadadadadadadododo.

Mordin: It is, it is, a glorious thing to be the krogan queen!

Eve: *Laughs*

Mordin: Still prefer patter songs.

That was a Joke, ME3

EDI: Do not worry, Shepard. I only forget to recycle the Normandy's air supply when I find something truly interesting.

Shepard: *Starts backing away*

EDI: That was a joke.

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel, ME2 and ME3

Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

Garrus: I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is now my favorite spot on the Citadel!

Tissue Samples, ME3

Wrex: Uh, yeah.

Shepard: Something wrong?

Wrex: Mordin. He got his tissue sample from me alright. Let's just say that scalpels were never meant to cut where he cut.

Turians Swimming, ME3

Garrus: You've obviously never seen a turian swim, it's a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by occasional bouts of drowning.

Rupert's Meals, ME2

Gabby: I hear that Rupert is actually cooking some good meals lately.

Ken: Yeah right. That scunnel couldn't serve a good haggis if his life depended on it.

Gabby: But all haggis tastes like ass anyway.

Ken: Aye, but in the right hands, it can taste like mighty fine ass.

No Data Available, ME2 and ME3

Shepard: That doesn't explain why you used my armor to fix yourself.

Legion: ... There was a hole.

Shepard: But why didn't you fix it sooner or with something else?

Legion: ... No data available.

Daro'Xen: I thought as much but your geth claims to have no data available whenever I inquire.

Problems, ME2

Shepard: Look sweetheart, when you need a problem shot, ask a turian. When you need a problem talked to death, ask an asari. When you need a new problem, ask a salarian. When you want a problem fixed, ask a human.

Chicken, ME3

James: What's the matter Vakarian? You chicken?

Garrus: I don't even know what that is. Though I've heard that everything in the galaxy tastes like it.

Emergency Induction Port, ME3

Tali: Then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: That's a straw, Tali.

Tali: Emergency induction port.

Prothy the Prothean, ME3

Javik: Your 'Joker' pilot insisted I call myself 'Prothy the Prothean'. I insisted he allow me to throw him out the airlock.

Hospitals Aren't Fun to Fight Through, ME2 and ME3

Garrus: Hospitals aren't fun to fight through.

Shepard: What is fun to fight through?

Garrus: Gardens, electronic shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy.

Garrus: I thought hospitals were ugly to fight through, this is so much worse!

Shepard: At least it's not trying to kill us this time.

A Prothean, ME3

Shepard: Security seems high. Are you expecting trouble?

Kirrahe: Our motto in STG is to always expect trouble. Failing that, create trouble for someone else. Our enemies have the same idea.

Javik: A good principle to live by.

Kirrahe: Who's this?

Shepard: He's a... Friend.

Javik: A prothean.

Kirrahe: Prothean? Of course. Amazing what they can do with genetic modification these days. Some new psychological tactic, Commander? Give the Reapers a good scare? What are you really? Drell? Turian?

Javik: Prothean.

Kirrahe: Oh. I see.

The Next Shadow Broker, ME3

Shepard: Careful! There goes the next Shadow Broker.

Garrus: Could've sworn he was muttering 'T'Soni' the whole time.

Liara: Not funny.

How You Know a Turian's Out of Ammo, ME3

Joker: How do you know when a turian's out of ammo?

Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a back up weapon.

Straight to the Face, ME2

Grunt: I would never stab you in the back, Shepard. Warriors like you and me, straight to the face.

Is Anyone Else Hungry, ME2

Zaeed: Pile the bodies in the street and burn them.

Grunt: Anyone else hungry? No?

Zaeed: Is there any smell that doesn't make you hungry?

Grunt: I don't know yet.

What the Prothean eats, ME3

Garrus: What do you suppose the prothean eats? What if it was boiled asari with a side of fried turian? I don't know about Liara, but I'm not taking that one for the team.

Javik: Many are asking what I eat. They will never know, it is harder to be poisoned that way. Is it true you keep fish in your cabin Commander?

Need Guns, ME2

Mordin: Could be opportunity to get close, need guns. Wait no, have guns! Excellent.

Traitors, ME3

Javik: Traitors are the worst form of enemy. In our cycle, we would remove their limbs one by one and offer them a choice; eat their own flesh, or starve.

Javik's Command, ME3

Javik: If he had been under my command, I would have marooned him in the desert, buried him in sand up to his neck, and let the wildlife feast on his eyes. If he survived that, I would have rewarded him by shooting him in the head.

Khalisah Bint Sinan Al-Jilani, ME1, ME2, and ME3

Shepard: I've had enough of your snide insinuations. *Nails her in the face*

Shepard: I've had enough of your disingenious assertion. *Nails her in the face*

Shepard: I've had enough of your tabloid journalism. *Punches*

Khalisah Al-Jilani: *Ducks* Not this time you milita-

Shepard: *Knees her*

Khalisah Al-Jilani: *Falls back*

Mordin's Advice, ME3

Mordin: Certainly possible. Would require strengthening exercises, get muscles to support weaker bone structure.

Joker: Right. Yeah, I can do that.

Mordin: Alloy of EDI's body not flexible like organic tissue. Could cause unintentional damage. Recommend pillows, cushions, possibly gel packs.

Joker: Okay, that's a little bit weirder, but yeah, alright, cushions.

Mordin: Positioning critical to success. Can forward EDI charts, videos with relevant data.

Joker: No, no, no, let's uh, uh, uh, EDI's pretty busy with, you know, stuff. Let's, uh, l-l-let's uh, just send that to me? Uh, uh, y-y-you're not gonna tell anyone about this, l-l-like Shepard? Shepard doesn't really need to know.

Mordin: Ah, guarantee Shepard won't learn about it from me.

Joker: H-he's standing right there, isn't he?

Eve: I wish I wasn't.

Shepard's Dancing, ME3

Jack: Shepard, everyone knows you can't dance!

Garrus: Yeah, but I've actually seen you dance, Shepard. No comment.

Krogan Mating, ME3

Shepard: How is this cure going to work?

Padok: I'm hoping it would inspire a resurgence in krogan sex. I've always wondered how they mated. *Thinking expression*

Shepard: ... Not what I meant.

Padok: No, but you were probably thinking it. Now, it's our chance... *Turns to Eve* In the interest of science, how do krogan mate?

Eve: Very clumsily.

Padok: *Turns back to Shepard* And there we have it. Could be worth writing a paper someday.

Fracas, ME3

Shepard: I knew an STG scientist named Mordin Solus. Have you heard of him?

Padok: Indeed. I once punched him in the face.

Shepard: You what?

Padok: He was still in STG at the time. I postulated that there was more to evolution then just random mutation. Mordin disagreed. We argued, we drank, then argued some more. Soon enough, a good fracas seemed the best way to settle things.

Shepard: Who won?

Padok: He got a black eye. I broke a few fingers. We called it even and went back to drinking.

Do Not Ask About the Qwib-Qwib, ME2

Tali: Commander Shepard, this is Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib. *Whispers* Do not ask about the name.

Shepard: You have a ship called the Qwib-Qwib?

Tali: Oh, here we go.

Zaal'Koris: Our people have, during difficult periods, purchased pre-owned vessels from other cultures! And have on occasion had difficulty altering the ship's registry information! The citizens of these foreign-named ships have borne the stigma of these names with grace and honor!

Shepard: If it bothers you, maybe you should find another ship.

Zaal'Koris: I've occasionally entertained the idea of requesting a transfer. Something with a nice respectable name, like the Defrahnz or the Iktomi. But I am proud of the Qwib-Qwib, and I will not flee because of petty insults.

Do Not Cut Me Off, ME1

Councilor Tevos: Commander, do NOT cut me off like last time, I fail to find it amusing.

Shepard: Whoops.

Joker: And... we're out.

Aha, ME2

Shepard: Aha!

Kasumi: Found a sample?

Shepard: No. A credit chit.

We Can Disobey Suicidal Orders, ME2

Shepard: Your superiors are sending you into certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey.

Garrus: We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?

Grunt: A pointless death should be her choice. Like it is for us.

Jack: Let's remember that next time Shepard sends us into impossible odds. That's about twice a day.

Jacob: Shepard knows impossible odds. Believe me.

Legion: Shepard-Commander orders us to statistically probable death an average of 2.37 instances per day. Rounded down.

Miranda: Let's remember that next time Shepard sets us up against impossible odds. That's about twice a day.

Mordin: Good to know, given number of times we're ordered into hazardous situations. Twice a day, on average.

Tali: Let's remember that next time Shepard sets us up against impossible odds. That's about twice a day.

Thane: Every time Shepard orders us to face impossible odds, I have to remind myself that I volunteered. That's about twice a day.

Zaeed: Then maybe we should talk about hazard pay next time Shepard walks us into certain death. That's about twice a day, best I can figure.

Shepard: Most of the time, I'm not being stupid about it. I can't say the same for Anaya's superiors.