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Author has written 103 stories for Giver, His Dark Materials, Sandman, Jumanji, Animorphs, Harry Potter, Incredibles, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, Toy Story, DuckTales, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Left Behind, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Batman, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Magic School Bus, Justice League, Superman, Bible, Calvin & Hobbes, NCIS, Sesame Street, Green Lantern, Flash, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Looney Tunes, Westing Game, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Cthulhu Mythos, Space Trilogy, Greek Mythology, Misc. Comics, Misc. Books, Get Smart, Alice in Wonderland, Captain Marvel/Shazam, Chronicles of Narnia, Misc. Cartoons, Enchanted Forest, Avatar, Dick Van Dyke Show, Veggie Tales, Children of the Corn, and Independence Day. I Qoheleth was king over Israel in Jerusalem. And I gave my heart to seek and search out by wisdom concerning all things that are done under heaven: this sore travail hath God given to the sons of man to be exercised therewith. -Eccles. 1:12-13 There are a few things I'd like to say before you read my stuff. First, for the benefit of you statisticians in the audience, I'm an American male of mixed European extraction and legal voting age. Second, I am currently holding a contest to find a new author for my Westing Game story Life Happens. The details are given in the author's note in the first chapter, should anyone reading this be interested. And finally, I'd like to take this space to introduce: THE GREAT MALACHY O'MORE FF CHALLENGE. You may be familiar with a list of Latin phrases, generally two or three words long, that were ostensibly written by St. Malachy O'More as prophetic descriptions of every pope and major antipope from Celestine II to Benedict XVI. (For instance, the ineffectual Dutchman Adrian VI is described as Leo Florentius, or "the Florentine lion" - go figure.) What I'd like to do is set up a writers' challenge: you contact me to express your interest, I will randomly assign you a motto, and you then have to write a fic that uses that motto as its title. What nature that fic takes doesn't much matter; it can be a story, a poem, or something else entirely. The only requirement is that it has to fit its title. (See my C2 archive for examples of how this can work out.) Thank you very much for your time. G. K. CHESTERTON ON... ...THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA: "[E]ven polytheism seems often the combination of several monotheisms. A god will gain only a minor seat on Mount Olympus, when he had owned earth and heaven and all the stars while he lived in his own little valley." -The Everlasting Man ...CERTAIN OF MY REVIEWERS: "'...Oh, if these new pagans would only be old pagans, they would be a little wiser! The old pagans knew that mere naked Nature-worship must have a cruel side. They knew that the eye of Apollo can blast and blind.'" -"The Eye of Apollo", from The Innocence of Father Brown ...THE FORMER ENGLISH TRANSLATION OF THE MASS: "Christianity even when watered down is hot enough to boil all modern society to rags. The mere minimum of the Church would be a deadly ultimatum to the world." -Orthodoxy ...WHAT WAS WRONG WITH MAMMA MIA!: "For the purpose even of the wildest romance, results must be real; results must be irrevocable. Christian marriage is the great example of a real and irrevocable result; and that is why it is the chief subject and centre of all our romantic writing." -also Orthodoxy ...THOSE WHO OBJECT TO THIS SITE HAVING GUIDELINES: "Anarchism adjures us to be bold creative artists, and care for no laws or limits. But it is impossible to be an artist and not care for laws and limits. Art is limitation; the essence of every picture is the frame." -Orthodoxy, once again ...THE EUROPEAN UNION, AND WHY IT REALLY DIDN'T WANT CHRISTIANITY MENTIONED IN ITS CONSTITUTION: "The instinct of the Pagan empire would have said, 'You shall all be Roman citizens, and grow alike; let the German grow less slow and reverent; the Frenchman less experimental and swift.' But the instinct of Christian Europe says, 'Let the German remain slow and reverent, that the Frenchman may more safely be swift and experimental. We will make an equipoise out of these excesses. The absurdity called Germany shall correct the insanity called France.'" -yep, you guessed it, Orthodoxy | |||||||
1. The Parallel » reviewsThrough the vagaries of space travel, a parallel universe's "Animorphs" have been transported to the reality we all know and love. Now they have to figure out a way to get home - but do all of them really want to?Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,362 - Reviews: 191 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 10-31-042. Reminders » reviewsHow poetry entered the life of the Community, and what happened as a result.Giver - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-16-13 - Published: 11-18-12 - Katharine & The Giver3. Origin Story » reviewsDescribing the formation and first adventure of the Justice League of Hogwarts. (Hey, if you're going to do a superpowered-Harry story, do it right, that's what I say.)Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,646 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 3-13-13 - Published: 10-4-084. Sacred Host » reviewsSomewhere in the Yeerk pool, you know someone is doing this.Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,658 - Reviews: 380 - Updated: 2-16-13 - Published: 3-29-075. Interfaces reviewsDrabble. Larry and Mr. Lunt give new meaning to the phrase "Internet piracy".Veggie Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-5-12 - Complete6. Distancing reviewsDrabble. Everyone thought it was just because of the censors...Dick Van Dyke Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-13-12 - Robert P. & Laura P. - Complete7. The Tamarian Version reviewsA challenge to Trekkies everywhere: Can you recognize a "Next Generation" episode when it's told entirely in historical and literary allusions?StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-23-128. The Garatron Chronicles » reviewsContaining everything you ever wanted to know about the Garatron race, including why they look so much like Andalites, why they can run so fast, and what they're doing on the Anati homeworld.Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,710 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 7-9-12 - Published: 1-12-089. B-Arking Up the Wrong Hometree reviewsYou know the one question you wanted to ask all through the movie, right? Well, what if it didn't actually have an answer?Avatar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-13-12 - Grace A. & Parker S. - Complete10. House Guests: The Magic School Bus reviewsA companion piece to my HP/Star Trek: The Next Generation crossover. Ever wonder which of the Friz's students would end up in which House? Well, wonder no more.Crossover - Harry Potter & Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-7-12 - Sorting Hat - Complete11. The Rest of the Fanfic » reviewsThe untold stories of various prominent fictional characters, as they might have sounded on Paul Harvey's "The Rest of the Story". May be moved to the Crossovers subcategory, depending on whether I come up with any such stories about non-HP characters.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-28-1212. Expedient reviewsDrabble. The bus's powers are useful for more than just field trips.Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-7-11 - V. Frizzle - Complete13. Caught on Film » reviewsJust whose cameras were those that the toys used to blind the Prospector? And what happened when that family developed their film?Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,505 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 11-5-11 - Published: 1-3-06 - Complete14. Empeiros reviewsDrabble. Innocent tongue twister, or expression of ruthless scientific skepticism? You decide.Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-28-11 - Complete15. Services reviewsDrabble. The aliens may not have exterminated humanity, but they sure wrecked a lot of our stuff... or did they?Crossover - Misc. Cartoons & Independence Day - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-17-11 - Complete16. This Fic Will Change Your Life! » reviewsA series of unrelated one-shots by several authors, each centering around one of the words in Douglas Adams's "dictionary of things there aren't words for yet - but there ought to be". Chapter 6: The Weasley twins go to Motspur.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-13-11 - Published: 6-22-1017. NCIS Fragments » reviewsThe problem with writing for a show like "NCIS" is that you're continually thinking of these lovely bits of character interaction without having a plot to attach them to. Herewith, therefore, a collection of miscellaneous scenes in search of stories.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 7-5-11 - Published: 2-19-09 - Complete18. 30 Days of Speed » reviewsOn April 5, 2003, Central City schoolgirl Sarah Palmer provided the Justice League with vital assistance, and as a reward was granted her heart's desire: one month's worth of contact with the Speed Force. This is her story.Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,608 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-10-11 - Published: 3-8-0919. Knockoffs reviewsDrabble. Accept no substitutes... especially not this one.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-21-11 - Arthur W. & Molly W. - Complete20. The Illusions They Recall reviewsSix extra verses for "Both Sides Now". One for each Animorph. Enjoy.Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-9-11 - Complete21. Game Theory reviewsOne supervillain begets another...Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-7-11 - Complete22. Gaviiform reviewsDrabble. A speculation about why the jurors were in danger of forgetting their names.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-1-11 - Complete23. From Pole to Pole reviewsMissing-chapter story for "Voyage of the Dawn Treader". Who says there's nothing exciting about having a round world?Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-14-11 - Eustace Scrubb & Reepicheep - Complete24. Brigitte » reviewsIn the jungles of Jumanji, there are Guardians: young, ordinary mortals plucked out of history to tend the terrors of the game. One of them is a thirteenth-century merchant's daughter named Brigitte. This is her story.Jumanji - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 12-11-10 - Published: 7-12-0425. Malignancy reviewsDrabble. Never trust a supervillain with a ribbon on his lapel.Captain Marvel/Shazam - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-15-10 - Complete26. The Starship of the Seven Windows reviewsDedicated to anyone else who has had the misfortune to require a new computer during the past year. And they though the Iconian probe was bad...StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-20-10 - J. Picard & Data - Complete27. House Guests reviewsEver wonder which member of the Enterprise crew would end up in which house? Well, wonder no more.Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-21-10 - Sorting Hat - Complete28. Sources reviewsDrabble. Not every use for X-ray vision is naughty.Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-2-10 - Superman/Kal-El/Clark K. & Jimmy O. - Complete29. Life Happens » reviewsRequested by udita. Turtle and Theo had planned not to have children - but, as we all know, if you want to hear God laugh...Westing Game - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-24-10 - Published: 11-19-09 - Turtle W. & Theo T.30. Variety reviewsDrabble. Why is it always the Hatter who gets Alice in these stories?Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-21-10 - Alice & Gryphon - Complete31. Performed reviewsDrabble. Suggested by a comment of estrellaSMC's. Of all the records in the Giver's library, one has particular poignancy for him.Giver - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-10 - The Giver - Complete32. Stockton Syndrome reviewsLady? Tiger? Calvin's not crazy about either of them.Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-17-10 - Calvin - Complete33. Junior Agent reviewsAn AU version of "KAOS in Control", with spoilers for that episode. What if 99 had been hit by the retrogressor ray?Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-10 - Max S./Agent 86 & Agent 99 - Complete34. The Voice of Spring reviewsGerard Manley Hopkins's "Spring and Fall", from Margaret's perspective.Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-6-10 - Complete35. MNC reviewsCrossover. What does it take to prevent the Death-Eater movement from ever existing? Less than you might think.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-10 - OC - Complete36. Tangents reviewsDrabble. Sometimes you're reminded of things at the oddest moments - especially if you have all the memories of humanity inside your head.Giver - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-20-10 - The Giver - Complete37. Trademarked reviewsDrabble. Being the best explanation I can think of for this movie.Crossover - Misc. Comics & Children of the Corn - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-28-10 - Complete38. Surcharge » reviewsPost-war drabble sequence. 9,833 sections in the U. S. Tax Code, and not one of them covered this.Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2-23-10 - Published: 2-19-10 - Complete39. Nehushtan reviewsSonnet. The events of 4 Kings 18:4, as seen by a nameless Israelite.Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-10 - Complete40. Honorary Member reviewsAs the other Leaguers head home on Christmas Eve, J'onn stays behind for the annual visit of a certain honorary League member. No, not that one.Justice League - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-24-09 - J'onn J./Martian Manhunter - Complete41. Reunion reviewsSonnet. Not everyone dislikes winter...Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-10-09 - Hades & Persephone - Complete42. Tabernacles reviewsPost-THS drabble. To be Pendragon is to have many gifts - including, occasionally, prophecy.Space Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-7-09 - Complete43. And Be Ye Thankful reviewsPostscript to "Child's Play". If the team had Thanksgiving dinner together, they ought to have said what they were thankful for, right?NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-25-09 - Complete44. Ex Antiquitate Urbis reviewsTwo young Providence antiquarians meet outside the Judge Durfee house, and share their reflections on the lure of the past. Written for the Yuletide Exchange - and, retroactively, the Malachy Challenge as well.Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-09 - Complete45. Jethro's Girls reviewsThe evening after "The Inside Man", Ziva takes Abby up on the "girls' night out" she proposed the evening before. Abby/Ziva bonding fic.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-19-09 - Ziva D. & Abby S. - Complete46. The Horcrux Song reviewsThe classic rock-'n'-roll tune about Lord Voldemort, and his little bits of soul.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-15-09 - Voldemort - Complete47. Spouted reviewsDrabble. What happens when you hear Brad Bird described as a Randite once too often.Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-16-09 - Complete48. Defections reviewsDrabble. How the much-vaunted Marriage Law would work in actual practice.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-26-09 - Complete49. He'll Be Coming Like the Lightning When He Comes reviewsFor those who like an apocalyptic note in their campfire songs.Bible - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-19-09 - Jesus - Complete50. Annually reviewsDrabble. Geordi LaForge gets a little astronomy lesson.StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-09 - B. Crusher & G. LaForge - Complete51. The First Joyful Mystery reviewsThe first of a series. In which Jonas is given a memory of the Annunciation.Giver - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 2-2-04 - Jonas - Complete52. My Last Supper reviewsIf the ABBA people expect me to apologize for this, they little know their man.Bible - Rated: K - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-14-09 - Jesus - Complete53. All Answers Are Wrong reviewsSandy's thoughts as he slips Section Fifteen into the drawer. Slight Sandy/Turtle... something, I'm not really sure what.Westing Game - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-23-09 - Sandy M. - Complete54. A Modern Fable reviewsYou'd just better like puns. That's all I can say.Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-21-09 - Cassie - Complete55. Anvils Keep Falling on My Head reviewsA possible theme song for Wile E. Coyote. B. J. Thomas, I apologize in advance.Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-15-09 - Wile E. Coyote - Complete56. Private Practice reviewsA truly disturbing speculation about the Joker's true identity, inspired by an offhand remark in "Dave Barry Turns 40".Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-9-09 - Joker - Complete57. Easements reviewsDrabble. Takes place at the end of the beginning-of-term banquet in OotP.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-27-09 - Severus S. & Prof. Sinistra - Complete58. High Heaven, Low Earth reviewsThe story that answers the question: Why did Japan get involved in the Second World War, if it was really a conflict between Greek gods?Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-26-09 - Complete59. First Years reviewsShortly before their first banquet as Hogwarts professors, Severus Snape and Charity Burbage have an illuminating conversation.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-31-09 - Severus S. & Charity B. - Complete60. Smitten reviewsDrabble. When they said anything, they meant anything.Green Lantern - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-28-08 - Complete61. PVS: Pudicitia Venatricis Sempervivens reviewsWhen Artemis visits a hospital in her capacity as goddess of childbirth, Thalia develops a fondness for a young coma victim. Upon learning that she is about to be euthanized, she petitions Artemis to intervene - but that may not be as easy as it sounds.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-28-08 - Thalia G. & Artemis - Complete62. Flight 123 Down reviewsVignette. Grover the Waiter isn't always just a nuisance...Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-22-08 - Complete63. Tallahatchie reviewsDrabble. "Voluntary hosts... were being slammed into the cages alongside their reluctant brothers and sisters. Just in case." -#37Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-21-08 - Complete64. Violet's Trylet reviewsWhy Violet Baudelaire is an inventor and not a poet.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-14-08 - Violet B. & Klaus B. - Complete65. Supers and Slide Guitars » reviewsA story of loss, heartbreak, wild hope, blissful reunion, and several bad puns involving country music lyrics.Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-3-08 - Published: 4-30-07 - Mr. Incredible - Complete66. Timor Mortis reviewsA nameless seaman reflects on Davy Jones's final question.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-2-08 - Complete67. The Favour of Princes reviewsAbby comes into work one morning and finds that Ziva is, and apparently always has been, Gibbs's favorite team member. How will she react?NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-1-08 - Abby S. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete68. The Sport of Kings reviewsA very short, very dark, very AU vignette. The Earth has been conquered, the other Animorphs have been infested, and Tobias... has been killed? No, that would be too easy.Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-20-08 - Tobias - Complete69. Rarely, Rarely, Comest Thou reviewsDesire visits Delight shortly before she becomes Delirium. Sheer sisterfluff of the sort you rarely see in this subcategory.Sandman - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-19-08 - Desire & Delirum/Delight - Complete70. Doubt reviewsCalvin wonders whether Hobbes is real, after all.Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-4-08 - Calvin & Hobbes - Complete71. The Revelation of J'onn reviewsFeghoot. Telepaths have their own ideas of fun - and of some other things...Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-19-08 - Wally W./Flash & J'onn J./Martian Manhunter - Complete72. Double Acrostic reviewsA classic Victorian puzzle with a Batman twist.Batman - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-11-08 - Complete73. Postprandial Speech of the Wolf reviewsThat is, when he was a guest of the lamb, Is. 11:6, NAB. A sonnet.Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-20-08 - Complete74. Concordancia reviewsDrabble. A reflection on some of our hero's characteristics.Superman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-10-08 - Superman/Kal-El/Clark K. - Complete75. The Second Joyful Mystery reviewsThe second in a projected series of 20. In which J'onn J'onzz is flung back in time and witnesses the Visitation.Justice League - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-30-07 - J'onn J./Martian Manhunter - Complete76. The City, the Giant, and the River reviewsIn which the Endless unwittingly pay tribute to one of the great works of English literature. Happy birthday, John Bunyan.Sandman - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-28-07 - Destruction & Despair - Complete77. Contrary Moon reviewsTakes place during Gets Lost in Space. Phoebe discovers that one of Saturn's moons has great personal meaning for her.Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-29-07 - Phoebe T. - Complete78. The Disastrous Deity reviewsFeghoot. Demeter's children had no idea that the deck was so stacked against them...Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-29-07 - Complete79. Speed reviewsDash's response to Violet's death, as seen by a superhero reporter at the Metroville Times.Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-14-07 - Dash P. - Complete80. Unaltered reviewsDrabble. There are, indeed, many disadvantages to serving evil...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-6-07 - Voldemort & Severus S. - Complete81. Shibboleth reviewsDrabble. Every technology has its drawbacks.Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-9-07 - Complete82. This Narrow World reviewsThe most unfairly stereotyped cabin at Camp Half-Blood speaks up for itself, sort of.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete83. Aquila Rapax reviewsIn which a regrettably vague prophecy, a paranoid Potions master, and a platter of Mexican empanadas conspire to show yet another Defence against the Dark Arts teacher the door.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-27-07 - Horace S. & OC - Complete84. Love in N Dimensions reviewsMy goal was to create a pairing that had never been used before. I think I might have succeeded.Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-11-07 - Complete85. Metastasis reviewsIt just keeps growing... and growing... and growing...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-18-07 - Godric G. & Albus D. - Complete86. Hobbyist reviewsDrabble. A quick glance into Oracle's private life in the Clocktower.Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-9-07 - Barbara G. - Complete87. Miscues reviewsIn which a misunderstanding arises about the meaning of the word "billiard", 4,000,000,000,000,000 Bludgers attack Hogwarts, the Room of Requirement eats a Defence against the Dark Arts teacher, and Argus Filch saves the day, not necessarily in that order.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-3-07 - Prof. Vector & Argus F. - Complete88. The Answer Forty-Twa reviewsA brief summary of the quest for Ultimate Truth. With apologies to the Clancy Brothers.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-7-07 - Complete89. Carnality reviewsDrabble. We know about the people who were behind steering wheels or in plane cockpits when the Rapture occurred, but what about those who were in public restrooms?Left Behind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-2-07 - Complete90. The Defenestration of Cornelius Fudge reviewsBeing a scrupulously researched account of the first meeting of Cornelius Fudge and Margaret Thatcher. Well, scrupulously researched in the sense that I looked up which way Downing Street runs.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-17-07 - C. Fudge - Complete91. Mode-rn Bride reviewsWell, where did you think Elastigirl got her wedding dress from?Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-11-07 - Edna Mode & Elastigirl - Complete92. The Treacherous Tile reviewsAlthough this story is only 322 words long, it manages to contain a sneaky trap, mah-jongg, bugging, and an elaborate pun. Under these circumstances, my readers will doubtless wish to avoid it.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-27-06 - Lemony S. & Count O. - Complete93. A Sorting Song by Dumbledore reviewsA companion to Textualsphinx's "A Sorting Song by Severus". Nobody outdoes Albus when it comes to patter songs.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-3-06 - Sorting Hat & Albus D. - Complete94. Question and Answer reviewsFeghoot. Gyro has some difficulty getting his Helper to answer a few questions.DuckTales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-25-06 - Complete95. Hello, Young Supers reviewsBased on Rodgers and Hammerstein's "Hello, Young Lovers". Elastigirl reflects on the supers born after the Act.Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-10-06 - Elastigirl - Complete96. Prevent reviewsDrabble. The best laid plans of mice and supers...Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-7-05 - Violet P. - Complete97. It Will Be Done, My Lord reviewsA clone's-eye view of Order 66.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-2-05 - Complete98. Standards reviewsDrabble. The dilemma of a college-bound superheroine.Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-8-05 - Mr. Incredible & Rick Dicker - Complete99. Unmerit reviewsDrabble. A meeting between Jack Sparrow and one of his many fans.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-26-04 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete100. Yes, Violet reviewsJust a little bit of Christmas-Eve fluff. Violet spies on Santa Claus.Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-24-04 - Violet P. - Complete101. Delivery reviewsA 100-word drabble involving Vernon Dursley and an owl.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-27-04 - Vernon D. - Complete102. Sonnet upon the Youngest Endless reviewsBeing a record of the poet's emotions upon discovering that Delight and Delirium were the same person.Sandman - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-7-04 - Delirum/Delight - Complete103. Sonnet unto His Dæmon reviewsBeing, well... a sonnet unto the author's dæmon.His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-10-04 - Complete
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