Hello! Fellow fanfiction readers and writers!

I've been a lurker on FF for years and years. I finally decided to make a profile and vent (?) present (?) scar you (?) with my own writing which reflects my hatred for Mary Sue's, bad grammar and general cringe worthy writing. OK lets all have a laugh and not take it too seriously, I don't take your writing seriously :-P

A bit about me, my name's Kirsty and I live in LA.

I am a huge fan of Young Guns and anything with Mr Sutherland in it.

My age? It's just a number right? But I am old enough to know better a lot of the time :-)

The stories in my favourites are stories I consider to be awesome. Not all are fantasticly written but all are by people who are great story tellers and that is so much more improtant. You can learn to write you can't learn to tell a good story.

Please check them out! Read, review and support them, don't be lazy or rubbish at writing reviews like me!

Some quotes I enjoy

'An author who speaks about his own books is almost as bad as a mother who talks about her own children.'

Benjamin Disraeli

'If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing.'

Kingsley Amis

'To me the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make.

Truman Capote

'Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.'

Oliver Goldsmith