Author has written 49 stories for Digimon, Kingdom Hearts, Fruits Basket, Yu-Gi-Oh, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Beyblade, Death Note, Young Justice, Soul Eater, Bleach, Naruto, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Ouran High School Host Club, Detective Conan/Case Closed, D.Gray-Man, Toy Story, D N Angel, Smallville, Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド, Monster High, Avengers, Lion King, Final Fantasy VII, Pocahontas, Thor, Scooby Doo, Kuroshitsuji, Hobbit, Nabari no Ō, and Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師.

About Me

Profile/Character Quiz

I'm Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

I'm Griffindor took the test I was either a huffle puff or Griffindor but I got lucky and landed in Griffindor

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Personality: I'm a vey entergetic pesron. I love photogaphy and writing. I very loud and silly. I really opened minded about everything but very self consious so if you have so if you have any idea or recommendations for my stories be very kind and us very simple words. Not that im slow or anyting i just don't like them there to hard to pronounce. I'm major yaoi fan.

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Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it:

1)I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
2)I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
3)I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
4)We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
5)I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
6)I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
7)I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
8)I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
9)We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
10)I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
11)I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
12)I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
13)I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
14)I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
15)I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
16)I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
17)I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
18)I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
19)I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
20)I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.
9. Subtext really does equal buttsex.
10. Everything has a price.
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.
13. True love always prevails. Usually.
14. Love comes in all forms.
15. At least you’re not Subaru.
16. Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.
17. If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.
18. Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.
19. Even in other series, you still will not kiss.
20. If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.
21. Never carry your most treasured item around with you.
22. Everybody has an evil twin.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
24. If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.
25. Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.
26. The more they smile, the harder they fall.
27. Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.
28. Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
30. Your boss is bad for you.
31. The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.
32. Blood is aesthetic.
33. It’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.
34. Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.
35. Fire doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.
36. No matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.
37. Men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.
38. Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.
39. It’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a bunny/pork bun.
40. Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!
41. Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.
42. If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favourite/bishounen, you’re doomed.
43. Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.
44. Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.
45. If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.
46. If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.
47. If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.
48. Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.
49. If your series is happy sugar-coated fairies and gay, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.
50. Everything will be alright.
51. Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.
52. Everything happens in Tokyo.
53. Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.
54. Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.
55. Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.
56. Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.
57. Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.
58. Cherry blossoms are- sod that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.
59. Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.
60. Show your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.
61. No one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.
62. Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.
63. The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.
64. Inanimate objects have feelings.
65. Eyes, especially magic ones, are in high demand.
66. Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.
67. Love your parents while you can.
68. The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.
69. Don’t give your name to strangers.
70. Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.
71. Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.
72. Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.
73. Never trust shop owners.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2011 WHEN...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

OI!! If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

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(='.'=) BUNNY!
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A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he dumps you,Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.
A friend helps you find you're prince charming, Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain, Best Friend takes yours and runs away.
A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies
A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is siting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Lets do it again!!"
A friend knows a lot of things about you, Best Friend could right a very imbarrassing biography of your live.
A friend will teach me how to drive, Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so i can collect insurence.
A friend will go to the concert with me, Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.
A friend will hide me from the cops, Best Friend is the reason there after me.
A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is makeing a fool of herself next to me.
Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

THINGS TO DO AT THE MALL
1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and clean your teeth.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
16. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"
17. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.
18. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"
19. Grab a security guards walkie-talkie, Run away an yell into it the ducks are in the pond i repeat the ducks are in the pon when hen say what say why don't you ask your mom when he reply you said we would never talk about that say an what was it we would never talk about again...

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara O\/

Zetsu \o_o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =o_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu '--'

Konan @n_n

Our Itachi's Face guide:
/o\ -LOL
/_\ -Happy
O/_\O -Shock
O/_\o -Shifty Eyes
@/_\@ -Confused
o/_\o; -Sweat Drop
O/_\ -Wink
//_\\-Crying /_\-Sleeping

WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

1. 'Test' the fishing poles

2. Leave a trail of tomato juice from the bathroom

3. Enter the dressing room and yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

4. Go up to some old guy and say "Grandpa! I thought you were dead!"

5. Look for a guy that has a girl beside them and say "Who is this?" and when he says that he doesn't know who you are say " Oh, so that's how it is. Well, whatever we had is now over, you cheating liar." Then run away crying.

6. Put a wet floor sign in a carpeted area.

7. When the guards chase you, try to get to the aisle where they sell chainsaws and grab the one. Then go to the the toy, grab a teddy bear and say "Stop or the bear get's it."

8. If they catch you kick 'em in the groin and say " That's for my mom."

9. Grab a toy sword and run around yelling "FOR NARNIA!". Then find an old lady and say "AH! IT'S THE WHITE WITCH! SOMEONE GET ASLAN!"

10. Get a toy gun and walk around singing "Secret Agent man, Secret Agent man."

11. Release all the balls and say "GO PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!"

12. Find some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and walk up to random people saying " IT'S TIME TO DUEL!"

13. Go up to the cashier and say "Where are you keeping him?" When they say they don't know what you're talking about say "GODDAMMIT! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING MY BROTHER?!

14. Do the Hare Hare Yukai in the men's bathroom if you're a girl, do it in the girl's bathroom if you're a boy.

15. Get one of those dolls that can pee and get an employee and say "Sir, there is something wrong with my brother/sister and I can't find my parents." When the employee leans in to look at your 'brother/sister' activate the doll.

16. Attach a walkie talkie to an Elmo and make it say "Elmo has mommy." in a demonic voice whenever a kid (that's alone) walks towards it.

17. Sing shigure's high school girl song whenever some girl walks by. (Both boys and girls can do this one ;) it is 'highschool girls highschool girls, all for me highschool girls'

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES:

Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?

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Accounts

Here is my Tumblr account http://www.tumblr.com/blog/kiddiluna

Here is DeviantART account http://kiddiluna.deviantart.com/

My facebook account for Rpg: http://www.facebook.com/luna.kidd enter in the url to find me

Here is my livejournal acount http://kiddiluna.livejournal.com/

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GX Pairings:

-Spiritshipping: Judai x Johan. Who doesn't love these two together?

-Idolshipping: Ryo x Fubuki. Come on! They sooooo love one another!
-Fossilshipping: Jim x Kenzan. Ah, two southern boys
-Darknessshipping: Fubuki x Fujiwara. Eh, they look like twins! And I love twincest! :3

5D's Pairings:
-Toolshipping: Bruno x Yusei. I LOVE BRUNO!!!

-Yusei X Kiryuu

-Yu-Gi-Oh! Pairings:

-Puppyshipping: Seto X Joey :There such a cute pairing

-PuzzleShipping: Yami/Atemu X Yugi: Awww you can't hate this one you can't deny even for once you didn't think of this couple

-Tendershipping: Ryou X BakuraNo words could describe how much I like this pairing

Kingdom Hearts Pairings:

-Cloud x Leon (aka Squall): I LOVE this pairing

-Siener :SieferXHayner: I've got nothing to say
-AkuRoku : Axel X Roxas : Come on the derserve to be together
-RiSora : Riku X Sora: -_- who does not like this pairing

Final Fantasy 10 Pairings:
-Tidus x Yuna: OMG they made the impossible, POSSIBLE again! 8D What more can I say about this cute FF10 couple? 83

Final Fantasy VII Pairings:

-Zack x Cloud: Gah, I love this. I promise myself to write a fic about them soon...I hope.
-Vincent x Yuffie: (shrugs) I think it's cute.
-Angeal x Genesis(Aka Gackt): Omg, they so had something going on...Oh yea! :D

Code Geass - Lelouch of the Rebellion:

-Lelouch/Zero x Suzaku: Yes, the most obvious pairing.
-Suzaku x Euphemia: Such a cute couple!!

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MY FAV YAOI COUPLES

Akuroku (kingdom hearts) axel and roxas

Soriku (kingdom hearts) sora and riku

siener (kingdom hearts) siefer and hayner

cleon (kingdom hearts) cloud anfd leon (squall)

puppyshipping (yu-gi-oh!) seto and joey

bronzeshipping (yu-gi-oh!) marik and malik

puzzleshipping (yu-gi-oh!) yami yugi and yugi mouto

kanameXzero (vampire knight)

KaiXRei (beyblade)

TysonXMax (beyblade)

DavisXKen digimon 02)

DavisXKasier digimon 02)

MattXTai digimon 02)

TakuyaXKouji (digimon frontier)

IchigoXHichgo

IchigoXGrimmjow

GrimmjowXUlqiurroa

InuyashaXSesshomaru

Sasunaru

KakaIru

GaaraXLee

DaisukeXSatoshi

Favorite Regular couples

UlquiorraXOrhime

HinataXNaruto

TristanXTea

MirokuXSango

AshXMisty

DawnXPaul

MayXDrew

SolomonXSaya

TamakiXHaruhi

Favorite charater of animes and games

Naruto: Itachi Uchiha

Bleach: Grimmjow Jaggerjaques

Inuyasha: Sesshomaru

Digimon Frontier: Kouichi kimura

Digimon 02: Ken ichijouhi

Beyblade: Rei Kon

Yu-Gi-Oh!: Seto Kaiba

Pokemon: Lucario

Pokemon Human: Paul

Blood plus: Solomon

DN Angel: Satoshi Hiwatri

Trinity Blood: Abel Nightroad

Nuraihyon No Mago: Rikuo Nura

Kaichou wa Maid-sama : Takumi Usui

07 Ghost : Teito Klein

Nabari No Ou : Yoite

Soul Eater : Crona

Ouran Highschool Host Club : Umehito Nekozawa

Yu-Gi-Oh! Gx : Jessie Andreson

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5d's : Kalin Kessler (kiryu)

D. gray man : Komui Lee

Cardcaptor Sakura: Toya Kinomoto

Black Cat: Sven

XXXHolic Watanuki Kimihiro

Descendants Of Darkness : Kazutaka muraki

Shugo Chara : Yoru

Fruit basket: Yuki sohma

Gundam seed: Athrun Zala

Pretear : Hayate

Close The Last Door : Nagai Atsushi

Haru Wo Daiteita : Iwaki

Ikoku Irokoi Romantan : Ranmaru

Kirepapa : Shunsuke

Princess Princess : Toru Kouno

Loveless : Ritsuka Aoyagi

Okane Ga Nai : Ayase Yukiya

Sukisho : Sora Hashiba (Yoru)

Junjou Romantica : Akihiko Usami (Usagi)

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle : Kurogane

K Project/ [K: Mikoto Suoh

Evangelion : Kaworu

Shaman KingYoh

Names

funni neko = Good side of me or (hikari)

chibi dino = bad side of me (yami)

I also have some new names also!

Stories I'm working on

Vampire Love:In Progress

True Meaning of Darkness: Hiatus

They Way were are Raised: In Progress

Were meant to stay together: In Progress

A Mirror into the Future: In Progress

Dark Secret: In Progress

Father's Love: In Progress

Hinata Moments: Hiatus

In Between the lies: Hiatus

Telling the story of the Greeks Gods: In Progress

Truth Hurts: In Progress
Siren Heart: In Progress

Parents Day: In Progress

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Upcoming STORIES

Books: Harry Potter

Book 2: School Troubles

-Date Of Publication: June 1st 2013

-Sequel to Book 1: Summer Time Fun

My RedHead Beauty: Viktor Krum has decide to go to Hogwarts for his final year when a he spots a certain redhead Wealsy catches eye.

-{ViktorX Ron}

I found you, at last: Draco has come into his Veela hieratage, now searches for his mate.

-Drarry

Marauders Adventures: The adventures about how and who the Marauders came to be.

I'll Raise You: Sirius Black deciede to stay with his godson an raise Harry potter himself with his lover Remus Lupin

-[SiriusXRemus]

Moony's Journey: Remus Lupin in shocked that he recieved his Hogwarts letter and he will be attending Hogwarts next year.

-[SiriusXRemus]

-[LuciusXSnape]

Casted into the Future: Lily Evans made a wish to see her future, but what she did not count on James trying to make that happen and when the Syltherins bust in causing spell to go hywire they all get sent into the future.

-Mainstream pairings

Books: Outsiders

What if?: What if Johny and ponyboy were never at the park but at the movie theater instead. What could happen Next?

Cartoons: Monster High

Cartoons:Young Justice

Book 1: Your Savior: Conner has a dream of Cadmus and there are 2 pods of clones who need to be saved

My love for you: Wally andsrtemis get drunk one night and have have sex and Artemis ends up pregnant, she runs away from the team to her sister Cheshire for help.

Cartoons: Danny Phantom

Neglected: Danny has been disowned from his friends because he is gay, This is when Dash and his friends step in to help him.

Cartoons: X-men Evolution Crossover with Young Justice

Running Water: Kurt and Kitty find an uncousious male in there fountain

Anime: Crossovers Ouran High School Host Club

Vampires become Host: Headmaster Cross wants the Zero and Males of the Night class to go to Ouran Academy to learn how to work together.

Beautiful Protector: Hinata has been choosen to protect the Heir of the Souh family and his friends and must not get discovered

Angel in the Host Club: Daisuke who always got tormeted by his cousins when they were younger is deeply afraid to move in with them once his house was hit by a storm and must move in with them until the repears are done.

Anime Cossover between D.gray man and Bleach

Dark Order's Shingami: Allen and Kanda have been dating secretly for months now, when one day Lenalee sees them kissing and swears to break them up. That next day she set a plan into motion.

Anime: Fairy Tail

Rocky Start: Loke has always had a mysterious arua around him,but when Lucy arrives at Fairy Tail high, every thing turns rocky

Bookworm's Guide: Levy Mcgarden is garden is a student at fairy tail university , when a new transfer student is put under her wing.

Frozen Love: Juvia finally decides to give up on Gray when Lyon appears confessing his love to her; will she accept or will she reject him.

Anime: Naruto

What should I do?: Lee Always had been a jack with a kind heart when his crush Gaara Subaku confess to him hehas no idea what to do.

Anime: Bleach

You can't love me!: Ichigo Kurosaki hated Shirosaki Hichigo for always showing him up.One Day after being brutally humilated once again Hichigo confess to the strawberry

Mate to be: Ichigo has unexpectedly gone into heat is attacked every male in a 60 mile radius.

Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist

Chimera Troubles: Ed has been turned into a chimera hybrid and so has roy but when the doctors try to mate them together what will happen

Anime: Digimon

Untitled: Ken feels his feelings for his socccer loving bestfriend have changes so know he must figure them out for better and worse.

Anime: Nabari No Ou

Spot Light: Sora always hid himself from everyone , none knew he existed until Miharu Rokujou acknowledge his exsitence

TV: Sherlock Holmes

Friends: John Watson has just moved to London with his family when he meets a young genius named Sherlock Holmes

I Am Tired Of Going On: John Watson is at a local pub when he get drunk and ends coming home and some stranger takes him home.

Sex Education: Sex was one thing Sherlock thought was irrelevant until he sees his flatmate pleasuring himself?

TV: Smallville

Lex At High School: Lex Luthor is about to enter Smallville High where meet the local farmer Clark Kent.

Sun Rays: Clark Kent has developed cancer, Lex wishes to help but Jonathan refuses his help.

Baby Boy: Lex Luthor has to take of his teenager son in secret without anyone finding out about him

TV: Being Human

My Feelings: Mitchel has finally come to turns with his feelings for Annine and decides to ask her out once again.

Video Games: Fire Emblem

Untitled: Nephenee has finally decide to go out and explore the world. She heads to the bustling capital city of Crimea.

My Friend Ike: Soren met up with his childhood friend Ike after 5 years of being separated.

Admiration: Leanne has got a secret admiration one day hwne her brother this best friend plan to ambush that admire who could it be?

Video Games: Pokemon

A Fresh Start: Dawn has decide to go to the Kanto Region when she meets up with Paul.

Rival's Forver: Ash decide to quit being a pokemon trainer when his long time rvial Gary comes to him and refuse that he gave in.

Video Games: Sonic

Together Again At Last: Manic has came back to life and wish to reunite with his brother and sister.

Movies: Avengers

My New Life: Loki escaped to Midgar after imprisoned; Thor was sent to recover his brother hwne he discovered him battered amd abused. Aghast at his brother treatment does not make him leave.

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Finished Stories

Favorite Memories: Finished

Beginning of Something New: Finished

True Passion: Finished

Book 1: Summer Time Fun: Finished

Mode

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