Demetri-The-Bloodhound
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since: 09-29-10, id: 2558551, Profile Updated: 05-10-13
Author has written 16 stories for Soul Eater, Once Upon a Time, and Twilight.

I'm a huge Once Upon A Time,Twilight and Soul Eater fan :) I'm Demetri-The-Bloodhound but please just call me Makenzie. I can be weird and a little psychotic at time but you learn to love me I'm also a tomboyish emo -if that makes any sense- XD I also have a huge crush on the actor Charlie Bewley (Demetri from Twilight), try to tell me he's not a sexy man, you will end up in a hospital...good day :D

Aside from all those other obsessions, I'll have to say I'm mostly a Twilight fan. Team Volturi all the way! (Mostly Jane though lol). But Once Upon A Time does come a very close second, fave characters are Ruby (Come on! She's adorable and a wolf for god's sake!) and Regina, (Evil Regals!)

My dA: http://mpavao7.deviantart.com/

"The Rest Of Your Life Is A Long Time, And The Rest Of Your Life Starts Now" – Haley James Scott.

EMOS
*Are not cry babies
*Do not always wear black
*Can be very nice people
*Don't always cut themselves
*Are not always depressed
*Can be happy too
*Are normal people just like you
(Put this on your profile if you agree with this)

Three Days Grace taught me that it's never too late
Breaking Benjamin taught me that everybody suffers at some point in their lives
Black Veil Brides taught me not to let people tell me who to be
Eminem taught me that life's hard but it'll take a turn for the better
Skillet taught me that we only live once and to love the people around us
Music taught me that it's not too late for something good too happen

• REAL BVB fans- know what BVB stands for.
• REAL BVB fans- don’t like the band just because of Andy.
• REAL BVB fans- know who the only original member of the band is.
• REAL BVB fans- know more songs than Knives and Pens and Perfect Weapon.
• REAL BVB fans- think Chance and Andy never gets old.
• REAL BVB fans- know every band members name and what they do.
• REAL BVB fans- know that Ashley Purdy is a GUY.
• REAL BVB fans- have made “Never Give In.” their motto.
• REAL BVB fans- know who smokes in the band, and who doesn’t.
• REAL BVB fans- would vote for Lightning Thunderstein if he ran for president.
• REAL BVB fans- think “FUCK YOU MARVEL!” whenever they see Spiderman.
• REAL BVB fans- know that it is Biersack, not Sixx, Six, or 6 (anymore).
• REAL BVB fans- own their debut album.
• REAL BVB fans- know all the songs BVB has written

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll beBLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

My quotes/sayings

"Team Volturi: The only way of saying Twilight Rocks but Edward and Bella can go screw themselves."

"Life sucks but ya just have to deal with and deal with what it throws your way,even if it is a wreaking ball."

"Maybe that's what Hell is. You go mad. And all your demons come and get you just as fast as you can think them up."

"I've lived through the ups and downs of life, it sucks,definitely sucks, but you know what? That's life and it's surprises"

"Everyone's a little bit weird. Some just choose to embrace it."

"Life's a death trap. Ya gotta survive everyday without giving up and accepting the blood."

"For me, a good evening would be sitting in my bed enjoying a piece of pie and listening to music."

"When nothing goes right, go left."

"For once, instead of telling me the reasons why I shouldn't cry, actually pay attention to the reasons why I am."

"Life sucks then you die."

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When a Volvo drives through town
I promise to obey traffic laws
Of course for Charlie's sake
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know


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1. Daring The Queen reviews
Regina has been challenged by the people of Storybrooke to do any dare they ask her to. She accepts, having no idea of the chaos that may ensue... Send your dares! I'll check the rules and type them up. YOU make the story!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-24-13 - The Evil Queen/Regina M. & Emma S.
2. Pervert reviews
A Once Upon A Time fanfic: Henry finds out how babies are made. -Set before Emma's arrival-
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-21-13 - Henry Mills & The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
3. Only Human
"Have you ever considered that, perhaps, maybe, I am good? I was always the Queen, it was you who added "Evil" to my name." Everything is easy to ignore, until the walls around you shatter. Nothing seems to matter any more. The world is left without it's Queen. Gone, along with all the memories. -No hate comments please-
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Published: 5-19-13 - The Evil Queen/Regina M. & Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
4. Quiet reviews
"Why are you helping…me? You should be making fun of me by…by now." "It's no fun teasing you when you're drunk. That would just be cruel."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-17-13 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold & The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
5. An Unlikely Friend » reviews
Renesmee Cullen has made in a friend in out favourite sadist Jane Volturi. But...how did it really happen? Not good at summaries, I own nothing, all rights belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-6-13 - Published: 5-2-13 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Jane
6. What hurts more than a Maka Chop? reviews
Well Eruka Frog is going to find out! After a harmless (more or less) prank on the one and only Maka Albarn, Eruka finds herself facing the wrath of the girl. But come on! Blue dye will probably fade in a week or so...Ribbit. I don't own anything, all Soul Eater characters belong to Atsushi Okubo. Contains spanking don't like don't read. Please no flaming.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-19-13 - Eruka Frog & Maka A.
7. You Never Live Until You Die » reviews
Makenzie Taylor is your typical high school student in the small town of Forks, Washington. Sure, she's different from others, dark hair, dark clothes, dark, well, everything. But nothing really wrong with her. Nothing wrong that is until she witnessed a murder by a vampire. The Volturi know of her and are coming. One question: Die or become a bloodthirsty creature of the night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-16-13 - Published: 2-16-13
8. Volturi Spanking Stories-oh god » reviews
Summary is in the story ;) I own nothing sadly *sniff* *sniff* Don't like spanking? Don't read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,698 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 4-15-13 - Published: 2-8-13
9. It's Times Like These » reviews
So what really happened after Stefan and Vladimir ran off after the almost-battle between the Cullens and Volturi? Well, maybe they had gone to gather they're very own army to band together against the Volturi. Faced with unlikely circumstances, the Cullens and Volturi form an alliance if they even stand a chance of winning against this unstoppable force.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-13-13 - Published: 2-8-13
10. Just Dying To Cry Your Heart Out » reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn, The Volturi visit after several months of the confrontation to see how Renesmee is doing. Jacob is pissed, Edward is annoyed,while Seth sets his sights on a small blonde,red-eyed girl, yeah you guessed it, a story of a couple you don't automatically think of when you think Twilight...SethXJane
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,373 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-4-13 - Published: 2-2-13 - Jane & Seth
11. Truth Or Dare: Cullens VS Volturi » reviews
just as the title says...or dear lord... I own noone! (DEMETRI I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY!)
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-19-13 - Published: 3-18-13
12. SethXJane oneshot
You guys know my story "Just Dying To Cry Your Heart Out", well this is a little scene that I wanted to add in it but felt it was better as a oneshot :')
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Published: 3-15-13 - Jane & Seth - Complete
13. Unthinkable reviews
Based off the 2010 movie, "Unthinkable". Contains Torture, don't like don't read. Renesmee is missing. The only clue Edward and Bella have to find her lies in Demetri. With his thoughts blocked, the Volturi tracker won't talk. Can The Cullens pull the truth out of him before it's too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-10-13 - Demetri & Edward
14. a Twilight story I never finished reviews
Just a story I started on but never continued. Alec and Jane. All rights go to Stephanie Meyer. It has some swearing in it, just a warning.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-26-13 - Alec & Jane - Complete
15. Binding Us Where We Stand reviews
my take on what happened after OUAT season finale
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-30-12 - Emma S. & The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
16. The Snake's Painful Present reviews
it's Medusa's birthday! and our favorite scientists happens to drop by :D -warning: contains spanking, don't like don't read!-
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-6-12 - Medusa G. & Franken Stein - Complete